Friday, August 26, 2005
16 Things NOT To Say When Your Boss Asks What You’re Doing
Here’s a piece for the IT Worker’s Guide; the top 16 things not to say when your boss walks up to you and asks “What are you doing?”
- “Nothing special...”
- “I’m glad you asked, because I just wondered if there’s anything I could do for you...”
- “I was just goofing off in front of the screen pretending to work.”
- “What do you mean by ’doing’?”
- “Sorry, but could you please repeat the last question?”
- “LOL”
- “Wow, when you just said that, that sounded incredibly manly...”
- “There’s so much to do I don’t know where to start...”
- “Hang on a sec’, I’m beating the highscore...”
- “If I said there’s a three-headed monkey behind you, would you believe it?”
- “Great question! Your management skills are adorable.”
- “He stopped working first!”
- “About that email you sent me last Monday, could you send it again?”
- “You tell me first!”
- “Your arms are getting more and more relaxed. You feel very, very tired. You ...”
- “I’m actually working.”
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