Tuesday, July 11, 2006

People, According to Google

The top Google result counts (I’m searching for e.g. “football players are simply *”):

• Actors are simply roles that people or objects play.
• Poets are simply egotistical flakes.
• Bloggers are simply wannabe ’Mainstream Media’ journalists waiting to be discovered.
• Programmers are simply not good programmers.
• Scientists are simply smarter.
• Football players are simply outstanding student-athletes.
• Designers are simply trying to improve devices.
• Cooks are simply unaware of the various herbs that work with certain foods.
• Waiters are simply stressed out from dealing with arrogant ladies all day.
• Athletes are simply athletes.
• Vegans are simply lemmings bent on impeding progress and complicating dinner parties.
• Critics are simply dismissive.
• Writers are simply following the money trail.
• Soldiers are simply pawns.
• Drummers are simply cool people.
• Bartenders are simply rude.
• Tourists are simply dazzled.
• Producers are simply recycling stories.
• Murderers are simply uncatchable.
• Geeks are simply bad news.
• Firemen are simply heroic.

People, According to Goog ... by Philipp Lenssen | Comments (5)

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