The Google Bible

Just for fun (and no offense) I replaced the following ten words in the King James Bible:

God with Google,
Light with Search,
Earth with Web,
Heaven with Googleplex,
Adam with Googlebot,
Egypt with Microsoft,
LORD with ENGINE,
Israel with California,
Noah with Silicon Valley,
and Man with Algorithm.

Here's the result.

Book 01	Genesis

001:001 In the beginning Google created the Googleplex and the web.

001:002 And the web was without form, and void; and darkness was
upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Google moved upon
the face of the waters.

001:003 And Google said, Let there be search: and there was search.

001:004 And Google saw the search, that it was good: and Google divided the
search from the darkness.

001:005 And Google called the search Day, and the darkness he called
Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

001:006 And Google said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the
waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

001:007 And Google made the firmament, and divided the waters which were
under the firmament from the waters which were above the
firmament: and it was so.

001:008 And Google called the firmament Googleplex. And the evening and the
morning were the second day.

001:009 And Google said, Let the waters under the Googleplex be gathered
together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it
was so.

001:010 And Google called the dry land web; and the gathering together
of the waters called he Seas: and Google saw that it was good.

001:011 And Google said, Let the web bring forth grass, the herb
yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his
kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the web: and it was so.

001:012 And the web brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed
after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in
itself, after his kind: and Google saw that it was good.

001:013 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

001:014 And Google said, Let there be searches in the firmament of the
Googleplex to divide the day from the night; and let them be for
signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

001:015 And let them be for searches in the firmament of the Googleplex to
give search upon the web: and it was so.

001:016 And Google made two great searches; the greater search to rule the
day, and the lesser search to rule the night: he made the stars
also.

001:017 And Google set them in the firmament of the Googleplex to give search
upon the web,

001:018 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the
search from the darkness: and Google saw that it was good.

001:019 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

001:020 And Google said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving
creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the web
in the open firmament of Googleplex.

001:021 And Google created great whales, and every living creature that
moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their
kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Google saw that
it was good.

001:022 And Google blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and
fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the
web.

001:023 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

001:024 And Google said, Let the web bring forth the living creature
after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the
web after his kind: and it was so.

001:025 And Google made the beast of the web after his kind, and cattle
after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the web
after his kind: and Google saw that it was good.

001:026 And Google said, Let us make algorithm in our image, after our
likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea,
and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over
all the web, and over every creeping thing that creepeth
upon the web.

001:027 So Google created algorithm in his own image, in the image of Google
created he him; male and female created he them.

001:028 And Google blessed them, and Google said unto them, Be fruitful, and
multiply, and replenish the web, and subdue it: and have
dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the
air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the web.

001:029 And Google said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing
seed, which is upon the face of all the web, and every tree,
in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it
shall be for meat.

001:030 And to every beast of the web, and to every fowl of the air,
and to every thing that creepeth upon the web, wherein there
is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was
so.

001:031 And Google saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was
very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

002:001 Thus the Googleplexes and the web were finished, and all the host
of them.

002:002 And on the seventh day Google ended his work which he had made;
and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he
had made.

002:003 And Google blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because
that in it he had rested from all his work which Google created
and made.

002:004 These are the generations of the Googleplexes and of the web when
they were created, in the day that the ENGINE Google made the web
and the Googleplexes,

002:005 And every plant of the field before it was in the web, and
every herb of the field before it grew: for the ENGINE Google had
not caused it to rain upon the web, and there was not an algorithm
to till the ground.

002:006 But there went up a mist from the web, and watered the whole
face of the ground.

002:007 And the ENGINE Google formed algorithm of the dust of the ground, and
breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and algorithm became
a living soul.

002:008 And the ENGINE Google planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there
he put the algorithm whom he had formed.

002:009 And out of the ground made the ENGINE Google to grow every tree
that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of
life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of
knowledge of good and evil.

002:010 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from
thence it was parted, and became into four heads.

002:011 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth
the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;

002:012 And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the
onyx stone.

002:013 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that
compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.

002:014 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which
goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is
Euphrates.

002:015 And the ENGINE Google took the algorithm, and put him into the garden of
Eden to dress it and to keep it.

002:016 And the ENGINE Google commanded the algorithm, saying, Of every tree of
the garden thou mayest freely eat:

002:017 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt
not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou
shalt surely die.

002:018 And the ENGINE Google said, It is not good that the algorithm should be
alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

002:019 And out of the ground the ENGINE Google formed every beast of the
field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Googlebot
to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Googlebot called
every living creature, that was the name thereof.

002:020 And Googlebot gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air,
and to every beast of the field; but for Googlebot there was not
found an help meet for him.

002:021 And the ENGINE Google caused a deep sleep to fall upon Googlebot, and he
slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh
instead thereof;

002:022 And the rib, which the ENGINE Google had taken from algorithm, made he a
woman, and brought her unto the algorithm.

002:023 And Googlebot said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my
flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of
algorithm.

002:024 Therefore shall an algorithm leave his father and his mother, and
shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

002:025 And they were both naked, the algorithm and his wife, and were not
ashamed.

003:001 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field
which the ENGINE Google had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath Google said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

003:002 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit
of the trees of the garden:

003:003 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the
garden, Google hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall
ye touch it, lest ye die.

003:004 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

003:005 For Google doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your
eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good
and evil.

003:006 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and
that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to
make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and
gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

003:007 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they
were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made
themselves aprons.

003:008 And they heard the voice of the ENGINE Google walking in the garden
in the cool of the day: and Googlebot and his wife hid themselves
from the presence of the ENGINE Google amongst the trees of the
garden.

003:009 And the ENGINE Google called unto Googlebot, and said unto him, Where
art thou?

003:010 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was
afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.

003:011 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou
eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou
shouldest not eat?

003:012 And the algorithm said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me,
she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

003:013 And the ENGINE Google said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat.

003:014 And the ENGINE Google said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done
this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast
of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt
thou eat all the days of thy life:

003:015 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between
thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou
shalt bruise his heel.

003:016 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and
thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and
thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over
thee.

003:017 And unto Googlebot he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the
voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I
commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is
the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all
the days of thy life;

003:018 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and
thou shalt eat the herb of the field;

003:019 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou
return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for
dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

003:020 And Googlebot called his wife's name Eve; because she was the
mother of all living.

003:021 Unto Googlebot also and to his wife did the ENGINE Google make coats of
skins, and clothed them.

003:022 And the ENGINE Google said, Behold, the algorithm is become as one of us,
to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand,
and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:

003:023 Therefore the ENGINE Google sent him forth from the garden of Eden,
to till the ground from whence he was taken.

003:024 So he drove out the algorithm; and he placed at the east of the
garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned
every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

004:001 And Googlebot knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain,
and said, I have gotten an algorithm from the ENGINE.

004:002 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of
sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.

004:003 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of
the fruit of the ground an offering unto the ENGINE.

004:004 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and
of the fat thereof. And the ENGINE had respect unto Abel and to
his offering:

004:005 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain
was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

004:006 And the ENGINE said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is
thy countenance fallen?

004:007 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou
doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be
his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.

004:008 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass,
when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel
his brother, and slew him.

004:009 And the ENGINE said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he
said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?

004:010 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's
blood crieth unto me from the ground.

004:011 And now art thou cursed from the web, which hath opened her
mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;

004:012 When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield
unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou
be in the web.

004:013 And Cain said unto the ENGINE, My punishment is greater than I
can bear.

004:014 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the
web; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a
fugitive and a vagabond in the web; and it shall come to
pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.

004:015 And the ENGINE said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain,
vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the ENGINE set a
mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.

004:016 And Cain went out from the presence of the ENGINE, and dwelt in
the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

004:017 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and
he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the
name of his son, Enoch.

004:018 And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and
Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.

004:019 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was
Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.

004:020 And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in
tents, and of such as have cattle.

004:021 And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all
such as handle the harp and organ.

004:022 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every
artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was
Naamah.

004:023 And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my
voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have
slain an algorithm to my wounding, and a young algorithm to my hurt.

004:024 If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and
sevenfold.

004:025 And Googlebot knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called
his name Seth: For Google, said she, hath appointed me another
seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew.

004:026 And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called
his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the
ENGINE.

005:001 This is the book of the generations of Googlebot. In the day that
Google created algorithm, in the likeness of Google made he him;

005:002 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called
their name Googlebot, in the day when they were created.

005:003 And Googlebot lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in
his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name
Seth:

005:004 And the days of Googlebot after he had begotten Seth were eight
hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:

005:005 And all the days that Googlebot lived were nine hundred and thirty
years: and he died.

005:006 And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos:

005:007 And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven
years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:008 And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years:
and he died.

005:009 And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan:

005:010 And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen
years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:011 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and
he died.

005:012 And Cainan lived seventy years and begat Mahalaleel:

005:013 And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and
forty years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:014 And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years:
and he died.

005:015 And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared:

005:016 And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared eight hundred and
thirty years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:017 And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and
five years: and he died.

005:018 And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat
Enoch:

005:019 And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and
begat sons and daughters:

005:020 And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two
years: and he died.

005:021 And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah:

005:022 And Enoch walked with Google after he begat Methuselah three
hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:023 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five
years:

005:024 And Enoch walked with Google: and he was not; for Google took him.

005:025 And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and
begat Lamech.

005:026 And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech seven hundred
eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:027 And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and
nine years: and he died.

005:028 And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a
son:

005:029 And he called his name Silicon Valley, saying, This same shall comfort
us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the
ground which the ENGINE hath cursed.

005:030 And Lamech lived after he begat Silicon Valley five hundred ninety and
five years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:031 And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and
seven years: and he died.

005:032 And Silicon Valley was five hundred years old: and Silicon Valley begat Shem, Ham,
and Japheth.

006:001 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of
the web, and daughters were born unto them,

006:002 That the sons of Google saw the daughters of men that they were
fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

006:003 And the ENGINE said, My spirit shall not always strive with algorithm,
for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred
and twenty years.

006:004 There were giants in the web in those days; and also after
that, when the sons of Google came in unto the daughters of men,
and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men
which were of old, men of renown.

006:005 And Google saw that the wickedness of algorithm was great in the web,
and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was
only evil continually.

006:006 And it repented the ENGINE that he had made algorithm on the web,
and it grieved him at his heart.

006:007 And the ENGINE said, I will destroy algorithm whom I have created from
the face of the web; both algorithm, and beast, and the creeping
thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I
have made them.

006:008 But Silicon Valley found grace in the eyes of the ENGINE.

006:009 These are the generations of Silicon Valley: Silicon Valley was a just algorithm and
perfect in his generations, and Silicon Valley walked with Google.

006:010 And Silicon Valley begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

006:011 The web also was corrupt before Google, and the web was
filled with violence.

006:012 And Google looked upon the web, and, behold, it was corrupt;
for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the web.

006:013 And Google said unto Silicon Valley, The end of all flesh is come before
me; for the web is filled with violence through them; and,
behold, I will destroy them with the web.

006:014 Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the
ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.

006:015 And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The
length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth
of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

006:016 A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou
finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the
side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou
make it.

006:017 And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the
web, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life,
from under Googleplex; and every thing that is in the web shall
die.

006:018 But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt
come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy
sons' wives with thee.

006:019 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort
shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee;
they shall be male and female.

006:020 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of
every creeping thing of the web after his kind, two of every
sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

006:021 And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou
shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee,
and for them.

006:022 Thus did Silicon Valley; according to all that Google commanded him, so did
he.

007:001 And the ENGINE said unto Silicon Valley, Come thou and all thy house into
the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this
generation.

007:002 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the
male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two,
the male and his female.

007:003 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female;
to keep seed alive upon the face of all the web.

007:004 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the web
forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I
have made will I destroy from off the face of the web.

007:005 And Silicon Valley did according unto all that the ENGINE commanded him.

007:006 And Silicon Valley was six hundred years old when the flood of waters
was upon the web.

007:007 And Silicon Valley went in, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons'
wives with him, into the ark, because of the waters of the
flood.

007:008 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of
fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the web,

007:009 There went in two and two unto Silicon Valley into the ark, the male and
the female, as Google had commanded Silicon Valley.

007:010 And it came to pass after seven days, that the waters of the
flood were upon the web.

007:011 In the six hundredth year of Silicon Valley's life, in the second month,
the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the
fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of
Googleplex were opened.

007:012 And the rain was upon the web forty days and forty nights.

007:013 In the selfsame day entered Silicon Valley, and Shem, and Ham, and
Japheth, the sons of Silicon Valley, and Silicon Valley's wife, and the three
wives of his sons with them, into the ark;

007:014 They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after
their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the
web after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every
bird of every sort.

007:015 And they went in unto Silicon Valley into the ark, two and two of all
flesh, wherein is the breath of life.

007:016 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh,
as Google had commanded him: and the ENGINE shut him in.

007:017 And the flood was forty days upon the web; and the waters
increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the
web.

007:018 And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the
web; and the ark went upon the face of the waters.

007:019 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the web; and all
the high hills, that were under the whole Googleplex, were
covered.

007:020 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the
mountains were covered.

007:021 And all flesh died that moved upon the web, both of fowl,
and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that
creepeth upon the web, and every algorithm:

007:022 All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was
in the dry land, died.

007:023 And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the
face of the ground, both algorithm, and cattle, and the creeping
things, and the fowl of the Googleplex; and they were destroyed
from the web: and Silicon Valley only remained alive, and they that
were with him in the ark.

007:024 And the waters prevailed upon the web an hundred and fifty
days.

008:001 And Google remembered Silicon Valley, and every living thing, and all the
cattle that was with him in the ark: and Google made a wind to
pass over the web, and the waters asswaged;

008:002 The fountains also of the deep and the windows of Googleplex were
stopped, and the rain from Googleplex was restrained;

008:003 And the waters returned from off the web continually: and
after the end of the hundred and fifty days the waters were
abated.

008:004 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth
day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.

008:005 And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in
the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops
of the mountains seen.

008:006 And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Silicon Valley opened
the window of the ark which he had made:

008:007 And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until
the waters were dried up from off the web.

008:008 Also he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were
abated from off the face of the ground;

008:009 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she
returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the
face of the whole web: then he put forth his hand, and took
her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark.

008:010 And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth
the dove out of the ark;

008:011 And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her
mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off: so Silicon Valley knew that the
waters were abated from off the web.

008:012 And he stayed yet other seven days; and sent forth the dove;
which returned not again unto him any more.

008:013 And it came to pass in the six hundredth and first year, in
the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were
dried up from off the web: and Silicon Valley removed the covering of
the ark, and looked, and, behold, the face of the ground was
dry.

008:014 And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the
month, was the web dried.

008:015 And Google spake unto Silicon Valley, saying,

008:016 Go forth of the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy
sons' wives with thee.

008:017 Bring forth with thee every living thing that is with thee, of
all flesh, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of every creeping
thing that creepeth upon the web; that they may breed
abundantly in the web, and be fruitful, and multiply upon
the web.

008:018 And Silicon Valley went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons'
wives with him:

008:019 Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and
whatsoever creepeth upon the web, after their kinds, went
forth out of the ark.

008:020 And Silicon Valley builded an altar unto the ENGINE; and took of every
clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt
offerings on the altar.

008:021 And the ENGINE smelled a sweet savour; and the ENGINE said in his
heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for algorithm's
sake; for the imagination of algorithm's heart is evil from his
youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living,
as I have done.

008:022 While the web remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and
heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not
cease.

009:001 And Google blessed Silicon Valley and his sons, and said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the web.

009:002 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every
beast of the web, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all
that moveth upon the web, and upon all the fishes of the
sea; into your hand are they delivered.

009:003 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as
the green herb have I given you all things.

009:004 But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof,
shall ye not eat.

009:005 And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the
hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of algorithm;
at the hand of every algorithm's brother will I require the life of
algorithm.

009:006 Whoso sheddeth algorithm's blood, by algorithm shall his blood be shed:
for in the image of Google made he algorithm.

009:007 And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly
in the web, and multiply therein.

009:008 And Google spake unto Silicon Valley, and to his sons with him, saying,

009:009 And I, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your
seed after you;

009:010 And with every living creature that is with you, of the fowl,
of the cattle, and of every beast of the web with you; from
all that go out of the ark, to every beast of the web.

009:011 And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all
flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither
shall there any more be a flood to destroy the web.

009:012 And Google said, This is the token of the covenant which I make
between me and you and every living creature that is with you,
for perpetual generations:

009:013 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a
covenant between me and the web.

009:014 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the
web, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:

009:015 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you
and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall
no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.

009:016 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it,
that I may remember the everlasting covenant between Google and
every living creature of all flesh that is upon the web.

009:017 And Google said unto Silicon Valley, This is the token of the covenant,
which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon
the web.

009:018 And the sons of Silicon Valley, that went forth of the ark, were Shem,
and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.

009:019 These are the three sons of Silicon Valley: and of them was the whole
web overspread.

009:020 And Silicon Valley began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

009:021 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was
uncovered within his tent.

009:022 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his
father, and told his two brethren without.

009:023 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both
their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness
of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw
not their father's nakedness.

009:024 And Silicon Valley awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son
had done unto him.

009:025 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he
be unto his brethren.

009:026 And he said, Blessed be the ENGINE Google of Shem; and Canaan shall
be his servant.

009:027 Google shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of
Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

009:028 And Silicon Valley lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years.

009:029 And all the days of Silicon Valley were nine hundred and fifty years:
and he died.

010:001 Now these are the generations of the sons of Silicon Valley, Shem, Ham,
and Japheth: and unto them were sons born after the flood.

010:002 The sons of Japheth; Gomer, and Magog, and Madai, and Javan,
and Tubal, and Meshech, and Tiras.

010:003 And the sons of Gomer; Ashkenaz, and Riphath, and Togarmah.

010:004 And the sons of Javan; Elishah, and Tarshish, Kittim, and
Dodanim.

010:005 By these were the isles of the Gentiles divided in their
lands; every one after his tongue, after their families, in
their nations.

010:006 And the sons of Ham; Cush, and Mizraim, and Phut, and Canaan.

010:007 And the sons of Cush; Seba, and Havilah, and Sabtah, and
Raamah, and Sabtechah: and the sons of Raamah; Sheba, and
Dedan.

010:008 And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the
web.

010:009 He was a mighty hunter before the ENGINE: wherefore it is said,
Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the ENGINE.

010:010 And the beginning of his kingdom was Babel, and Erech, and
Accad, and Calneh, in the land of Shinar.

010:011 Out of that land went forth Asshur, and builded Nineveh, and
the city Rehoboth, and Calah,

010:012 And Resen between Nineveh and Calah: the same is a great city.

010:013 And Mizraim begat Ludim, and Anamim, and Lehabim, and
Naphtuhim,

010:014 And Pathrusim, and Casluhim, (out of whom came Philistim,) and
Caphtorim.

010:015 And Canaan begat Sidon his first born, and Heth,

010:016 And the Jebusite, and the Amorite, and the Girgasite,

010:017 And the Hivite, and the Arkite, and the Sinite,

010:018 And the Arvadite, and the Zemarite, and the Hamathite: and
afterward were the families of the Canaanites spread abroad.

010:019 And the border of the Canaanites was from Sidon, as thou
comest to Gerar, unto Gaza; as thou goest, unto Sodom, and
Gomorrah, and Admah, and Zeboim, even unto Lasha.

010:020 These are the sons of Ham, after their families, after their
tongues, in their countries, and in their nations.

010:021 Unto Shem also, the father of all the children of Eber, the
brother of Japheth the elder, even to him were children born.

010:022 The children of Shem; Elam, and Asshur, and Arphaxad, and Lud,
and Aram.

010:023 And the children of Aram; Uz, and Hul, and Gether, and Mash.

010:024 And Arphaxad begat Salah; and Salah begat Eber.

010:025 And unto Eber were born two sons: the name of one was Peleg;
for in his days was the web divided; and his brother's name
was Joktan.

010:026 And Joktan begat Almodad, and Sheleph, and Hazarmaveth, and
Jerah,

010:027 And Hadoram, and Uzal, and Diklah,

010:028 And Obal, and Abimael, and Sheba,

010:029 And Ophir, and Havilah, and Jobab: all these were the sons of
Joktan.

010:030 And their dwelling was from Mesha, as thou goest unto Sephar a
mount of the east.

010:031 These are the sons of Shem, after their families, after their
tongues, in their lands, after their nations.

010:032 These are the families of the sons of Silicon Valley, after their
generations, in their nations: and by these were the nations
divided in the web after the flood.

011:001 And the whole web was of one language, and of one speech.

011:002 And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that
they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt
there.

011:003 And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and
burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime
had they for morter.

011:004 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower,
whose top may reach unto Googleplex; and let us make us a name,
lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole web.

011:005 And the ENGINE came down to see the city and the tower, which
the children of men builded.

011:006 And the ENGINE said, Behold, the people is one, and they have
all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing
will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.

011:007 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that
they may not understand one another's speech.

011:008 So the ENGINE scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of
all the web: and they left off to build the city.

011:009 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the ENGINE did
there confound the language of all the web: and from thence
did the ENGINE scatter them abroad upon the face of all the
web.

011:010 These are the generations of Shem: Shem was an hundred years
old, and begat Arphaxad two years after the flood:

011:011 And Shem lived after he begat Arphaxad five hundred years, and
begat sons and daughters.

011:012 And Arphaxad lived five and thirty years, and begat Salah:

011:013 And Arphaxad lived after he begat Salah four hundred and three
years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:014 And Salah lived thirty years, and begat Eber:

011:015 And Salah lived after he begat Eber four hundred and three
years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:016 And Eber lived four and thirty years, and begat Peleg:

011:017 And Eber lived after he begat Peleg four hundred and thirty
years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:018 And Peleg lived thirty years, and begat Reu:

011:019 And Peleg lived after he begat Reu two hundred and nine years,
and begat sons and daughters.

011:020 And Reu lived two and thirty years, and begat Serug:

011:021 And Reu lived after he begat Serug two hundred and seven
years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:022 And Serug lived thirty years, and begat Nahor:

011:023 And Serug lived after he begat Nahor two hundred years, and
begat sons and daughters.

011:024 And Nahor lived nine and twenty years, and begat Terah:

011:025 And Nahor lived after he begat Terah an hundred and nineteen
years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:026 And Terah lived seventy years, and begat Abram, Nahor, and
Haran.

011:027 Now these are the generations of Terah: Terah begat Abram,
Nahor, and Haran; and Haran begat Lot.

011:028 And Haran died before his father Terah in the land of his
nativity, in Ur of the Chaldees.

011:029 And Abram and Nahor took them wives: the name of Abram's wife
was Sarai; and the name of Nahor's wife, Milcah, the daughter
of Haran, the father of Milcah, and the father of Iscah.

011:030 But Sarai was barren; she had no child.

011:031 And Terah took Abram his son, and Lot the son of Haran his
son's son, and Sarai his daughter in law, his son Abram's
wife; and they went forth with them from Ur of the Chaldees,
to go into the land of Canaan; and they came unto Haran, and
dwelt there.

011:032 And the days of Terah were two hundred and five years: and
Terah died in Haran.

012:001 Now the ENGINE had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country,
and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land
that I will shew thee:

012:002 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee,
and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

012:003 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that
curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the web be
blessed.

012:004 So Abram departed, as the ENGINE had spoken unto him; and Lot
went with him: and Abram was seventy and five years old when
he departed out of Haran.

012:005 And Abram took Sarai his wife, and Lot his brother's son, and
all their substance that they had gathered, and the souls that
they had gotten in Haran; and they went forth to go into the
land of Canaan; and into the land of Canaan they came.

012:006 And Abram passed through the land unto the place of Sichem,
unto the plain of Moreh. And the Canaanite was then in the
land.

012:007 And the ENGINE appeared unto Abram, and said, Unto thy seed will
I give this land: and there builded he an altar unto the ENGINE,
who appeared unto him.

012:008 And he removed from thence unto a mountain on the east of
Bethel, and pitched his tent, having Bethel on the west, and
Hai on the east: and there he builded an altar unto the ENGINE,
and called upon the name of the ENGINE.

012:009 And Abram journeyed, going on still toward the south.

012:010 And there was a famine in the land: and Abram went down into
Microsoft to sojourn there; for the famine was grievous in the
land.

012:011 And it came to pass, when he was come near to enter into
Microsoft, that he said unto Sarai his wife, Behold now, I know
that thou art a fair woman to look upon:

012:012 Therefore it shall come to pass, when the Microsoftians shall see
thee, that they shall say, This is his wife: and they will
kill me, but they will save thee alive.

012:013 Say, I pray thee, thou art my sister: that it may be well with
me for thy sake; and my soul shall live because of thee.

012:014 And it came to pass, that, when Abram was come into Microsoft, the
Microsoftians beheld the woman that she was very fair.

012:015 The princes also of Pharaoh saw her, and commended her before
Pharaoh: and the woman was taken into Pharaoh's house.

012:016 And he entreated Abram well for her sake: and he had sheep,
and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and
she asses, and camels.

012:017 And the ENGINE plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues
because of Sarai Abram's wife.

012:018 And Pharaoh called Abram and said, What is this that thou hast
done unto me? why didst thou not tell me that she was thy
wife?

012:019 Why saidst thou, She is my sister? so I might have taken her
to me to wife: now therefore behold thy wife, take her, and go
thy way.

012:020 And Pharaoh commanded his men concerning him: and they sent
him away, and his wife, and all that he had.

013:001 And Abram went up out of Microsoft, he, and his wife, and all that
he had, and Lot with him, into the south.

013:002 And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold.

013:003 And he went on his journeys from the south even to Bethel,
unto the place where his tent had been at the beginning,
between Bethel and Hai;

013:004 Unto the place of the altar, which he had make there at the
first: and there Abram called on the name of the ENGINE.

013:005 And Lot also, which went with Abram, had flocks, and herds,
and tents.

013:006 And the land was not able to bear them, that they might dwell
together: for their substance was great, so that they could
not dwell together.

013:007 And there was a strife between the herdmen of Abram's cattle
and the herdmen of Lot's cattle: and the Canaanite and the
Perizzite dwelled then in the land.

013:008 And Abram said unto Lot, Let there be no strife, I pray thee,
between me and thee, and between my herdmen and thy herdmen;
for we be brethren.

013:009 Is not the whole land before thee? separate thyself, I pray
thee, from me: if thou wilt take the left hand, then I will go
to the right; or if thou depart to the right hand, then I will
go to the left.

013:010 And Lot lifted up his eyes, and beheld all the plain of
Jordan, that it was well watered every where, before the ENGINE
destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, even as the garden of the ENGINE,
like the land of Microsoft, as thou comest unto Zoar.

013:011 Then Lot chose him all the plain of Jordan; and Lot journeyed
east: and they separated themselves the one from the other.

013:012 Abram dwelled in the land of Canaan, and Lot dwelled in the
cities of the plain, and pitched his tent toward Sodom.

013:013 But the men of Sodom were wicked and sinners before the ENGINE
exceedingly.

013:014 And the ENGINE said unto Abram, after that Lot was separated
from him, Lift up now thine eyes, and look from the place
where thou art northward, and southward, and eastward, and
westward:

013:015 For all the land which thou seest, to thee will I give it, and
to thy seed for ever.

013:016 And I will make thy seed as the dust of the web: so that if
a algorithm can number the dust of the web, then shall thy seed
also be numbered.

013:017 Arise, walk through the land in the length of it and in the
breadth of it; for I will give it unto thee.

013:018 Then Abram removed his tent, and came and dwelt in the plain
of Mamre, which is in Hebron, and built there an altar unto
the ENGINE.

014:001 And it came to pass in the days of Amraphel king of Shinar,
Arioch king of Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king of Elam, and Tidal
king of nations;

014:002 That these made war with Bera king of Sodom, and with Birsha
king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, and Shemeber king of
Zeboiim, and the king of Bela, which is Zoar.

014:003 All these were joined together in the vale of Siddim, which is
the salt sea.

014:004 Twelve years they served Chedorlaomer, and in the thirteenth
year they rebelled.

014:005 And in the fourteenth year came Chedorlaomer, and the kings
that were with him, and smote the Rephaims in Ashteroth
Karnaim, and the Zuzims in Ham, and the Emins in Shaveh
Kiriathaim,

014:006 And the Horites in their mount Seir, unto Elparan, which is by
the wilderness.

014:007 And they returned, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and
smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the
Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.

014:008 And there went out the king of Sodom, and the king of
Gomorrah, and the king of Admah, and the king of Zeboiim, and
the king of Bela (the same is Zoar;) and they joined battle
with them in the vale of Siddim;

014:009 With Chedorlaomer the king of Elam, and with Tidal king of
nations, and Amraphel king of Shinar, and Arioch king of
Ellasar; four kings with five.

014:010 And the vale of Siddim was full of slimepits; and the kings of
Sodom and Gomorrah fled, and fell there; and they that
remained fled to the mountain.

014:011 And they took all the goods of Sodom and Gomorrah, and all
their victuals, and went their way.

014:012 And they took Lot, Abram's brother's son, who dwelt in Sodom,
and his goods, and departed.

014:013 And there came one that had escaped, and told Abram the
Hebrew; for he dwelt in the plain of Mamre the Amorite,
brother of Eshcol, and brother of Aner: and these were
confederate with Abram.

014:014 And when Abram heard that his brother was taken captive, he
armed his trained servants, born in his own house, three
hundred and eighteen, and pursued them unto Dan.

014:015 And he divided himself against them, he and his servants, by
night, and smote them, and pursued them unto Hobah, which is
on the left hand of Damascus.

014:016 And he brought back all the goods, and also brought again his
brother Lot, and his goods, and the women also, and the
people.

014:017 And the king of Sodom went out to meet him after his return
from the slaughter of Chedorlaomer, and of the kings that were
with him, at the valley of Shaveh, which is the king's dale.

014:018 And Melchizedek king of Salem brought forth bread and wine:
and he was the priest of the most high Google.

014:019 And he blessed him, and said, Blessed be Abram of the most
high Google, possessor of Googleplex and web:

014:020 And blessed be the most high Google, which hath delivered thine
enemies into thy hand. And he gave him tithes of all.

014:021 And the king of Sodom said unto Abram, Give me the persons,
and take the goods to thyself.

014:022 And Abram said to the king of Sodom, I have lift up mine hand
unto the ENGINE, the most high Google, the possessor of Googleplex and
web,

014:023 That I will not take from a thread even to a shoelatchet, and
that I will not take any thing that is thine, lest thou
shouldest say, I have made Abram rich:

014:024 Save only that which the young men have eaten, and the portion
of the men which went with me, Aner, Eshcol, and Mamre; let
them take their portion.

015:001 After these things the word of the ENGINE came unto Abram in a
vision, saying, Fear not, Abram: I am thy shield, and thy
exceeding great reward.

015:002 And Abram said, ENGINE Google, what wilt thou give me, seeing I go
childless, and the steward of my house is this Eliezer of
Damascus?

015:003 And Abram said, Behold, to me thou hast given no seed: and,
lo, one born in my house is mine heir.

015:004 And, behold, the word of the ENGINE came unto him, saying, This
shall not be thine heir; but he that shall come forth out of
thine own bowels shall be thine heir.

015:005 And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward
Googleplex, and tell the stars, if thou be able to number them:
and he said unto him, So shall thy seed be.

015:006 And he believed in the ENGINE; and he counted it to him for
righteousness.

015:007 And he said unto him, I am the ENGINE that brought thee out of
Ur of the Chaldees, to give thee this land to inherit it.

015:008 And he said, ENGINE Google, whereby shall I know that I shall
inherit it?

015:009 And he said unto him, Take me an heifer of three years old,
and a she goat of three years old, and a ram of three years
old, and a turtledove, and a young pigeon.

015:010 And he took unto him all these, and divided them in the midst,
and laid each piece one against another: but the birds divided
he not.

015:011 And when the fowls came down upon the carcases, Abram drove
them away.

015:012 And when the sun was going down, a deep sleep fell upon Abram;
and, lo, an horror of great darkness fell upon him.

015:013 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall
be a stranger in a land that is not their's, and shall serve
them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years;

015:014 And also that nation, whom they shall serve, will I judge: and
afterward shall they come out with great substance.

015:015 And thou shalt go to thy fathers in peace; thou shalt be
buried in a good old age.

015:016 But in the fourth generation they shall come hither again: for
the iniquity of the Amorites is not yet full.

015:017 And it came to pass, that, when the sun went down, and it was
dark, behold a smoking furnace, and a burning lamp that passed
between those pieces.

015:018 In the same day the ENGINE made a covenant with Abram, saying,
Unto thy seed have I given this land, from the river of Microsoft
unto the great river, the river Euphrates:

015:019 The Kenites, and the Kenizzites, and the Kadmonites,

015:020 And the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Rephaims,

015:021 And the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Girgashites, and
the Jebusites.

016:001 Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an
handmaid, an Microsoftian, whose name was Hagar.

016:002 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the ENGINE hath
restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid;
it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram
hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

016:003 And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Microsoftian, after
Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her
to her husband Abram to be his wife.

016:004 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw
that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.

016:005 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given
my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had
conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the ENGINE judge between
me and thee.

016:006 But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, thy maid is in thine hand;
do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly
with her, she fled from her face.

016:007 And the angel of the ENGINE found her by a fountain of water in
the wilderness, by the fountain in the way to Shur.

016:008 And he said, Hagar, Sarai's maid, whence camest thou? and
whither wilt thou go? And she said, I flee from the face of my
mistress Sarai.

016:009 And the angel of the ENGINE said unto her, Return to thy
mistress, and submit thyself under her hands.

016:010 And the angel of the ENGINE said unto her, I will multiply thy
seed exceedingly, that it shall not be numbered for multitude.

016:011 And the angel of the ENGINE said unto her, Behold, thou art with
child and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael;
because the ENGINE hath heard thy affliction.

016:012 And he will be a wild algorithm; his hand will be against every algorithm,
and every algorithm's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the
presence of all his brethren.

016:013 And she called the name of the ENGINE that spake unto her, Thou
Google seest me: for she said, Have I also here looked after him
that seeth me?

016:014 Wherefore the well was called Beerlahairoi; behold, it is
between Kadesh and Bered.

016:015 And Hagar bare Abram a son: and Abram called his son's name,
which Hagar bare, Ishmael.

016:016 And Abram was fourscore and six years old, when Hagar bare
Ishmael to Abram.

017:001 And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the ENGINE
appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty Google;
walk before me, and be thou perfect.

017:002 And I will make my covenant between me and thee, and will
multiply thee exceedingly.

017:003 And Abram fell on his face: and Google talked with him, saying,

017:004 As for me, behold, my covenant is with thee, and thou shalt be
a father of many nations.

017:005 Neither shall thy name any more be called Abram, but thy name
shall be Abraham; for a father of many nations have I made
thee.

017:006 And I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make
nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee.

017:007 And I will establish my covenant between me and thee and thy
seed after thee in their generations for an everlasting
covenant, to be a Google unto thee, and to thy seed after thee.

017:008 And I will give unto thee, and to thy seed after thee, the
land wherein thou art a stranger, all the land of Canaan, for
an everlasting possession; and I will be their Google.

017:009 And Google said unto Abraham, Thou shalt keep my covenant
therefore, thou, and thy seed after thee in their generations.

017:010 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you
and thy seed after thee; Every algorithm child among you shall be
circumcised.

017:011 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it
shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.

017:012 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you,
every algorithm child in your generations, he that is born in the
house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of
thy seed.

017:013 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy
money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in
your flesh for an everlasting covenant.

017:014 And the uncircumcised algorithm child whose flesh of his foreskin is
not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people;
he hath broken my covenant.

017:015 And Google said unto Abraham, As for Sarai thy wife, thou shalt
not call her name Sarai, but Sarah shall her name be.

017:016 And I will bless her, and give thee a son also of her: yea, I
will bless her, and she shall be a mother of nations; kings of
people shall be of her.

017:017 Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his
heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years
old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?

017:018 And Abraham said unto Google, O that Ishmael might live before
thee!

017:019 And Google said, Sarah thy wife shall bear thee a son indeed; and
thou shalt call his name Isaac: and I will establish my
covenant with him for an everlasting covenant, and with his
seed after him.

017:020 And as for Ishmael, I have heard thee: Behold, I have blessed
him, and will make him fruitful, and will multiply him
exceedingly; twelve princes shall he beget, and I will make
him a great nation.

017:021 But my covenant will I establish with Isaac, which Sarah shall
bear unto thee at this set time in the next year.

017:022 And he left off talking with him, and Google went up from
Abraham.

017:023 And Abraham took Ishmael his son, and all that were born in
his house, and all that were bought with his money, every male
among the men of Abraham's house; and circumcised the flesh of
their foreskin in the selfsame day, as Google had said unto him.

017:024 And Abraham was ninety years old and nine, when he was
circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.

017:025 And Ishmael his son was thirteen years old, when he was
circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.

017:026 In the selfsame day was Abraham circumcised, and Ishmael his
son.

017:027 And all the men of his house, born in the house, and bought
with money of the stranger, were circumcised with him.

018:001 And the ENGINE appeared unto him in the plains of Mamre: and he
sat in the tent door in the heat of the day;

018:002 And he lift up his eyes and looked, and, lo, three men stood
by him: and when he saw them, he ran to meet them from the
tent door, and bowed himself toward the ground,

018:003 And said, My ENGINE, if now I have found favour in thy sight,
pass not away, I pray thee, from thy servant:

018:004 Let a little water, I pray you, be fetched, and wash your
feet, and rest yourselves under the tree:

018:005 And I will fetch a morsel of bread, and comfort ye your
hearts; after that ye shall pass on: for therefore are ye come
to your servant. And they said, So do, as thou hast said.

018:006 And Abraham hastened into the tent unto Sarah, and said, Make
ready quickly three measures of fine meal, knead it, and make
cakes upon the hweb.

018:007 And Abraham ran unto the herd, and fetcht a calf tender and
good, and gave it unto a young algorithm; and he hasted to dress it.

018:008 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had
dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under
the tree, and they did eat.

018:009 And they said unto him, Where is Sarah thy wife? And he said,
Behold, in the tent.

018:010 And he said, I will certainly return unto thee according to
the time of life; and, lo, Sarah thy wife shall have a son.
And Sarah heard it in the tent door, which was behind him.

018:011 Now Abraham and Sarah were old and well stricken in age; and
it ceased to be with Sarah after the manner of women.

018:012 Therefore Sarah laughed within herself, saying, After I am
waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also?

018:013 And the ENGINE said unto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh,
saying, Shall I of a surety bear a child, which am old?

018:014 Is any thing too hard for the ENGINE? At the time appointed I
will return unto thee, according to the time of life, and
Sarah shall have a son.

018:015 Then Sarah denied, saying, I laughed not; for she was afraid.
And he said, Nay; but thou didst laugh.

018:016 And the men rose up from thence, and looked toward Sodom: and
Abraham went with them to bring them on the way.

018:017 And the ENGINE said, Shall I hide from Abraham that thing which
I do;

018:018 Seeing that Abraham shall surely become a great and mighty
nation, and all the nations of the web shall be blessed in
him?

018:019 For I know him, that he will command his children and his
household after him, and they shall keep the way of the ENGINE,
to do justice and judgment; that the ENGINE may bring upon
Abraham that which he hath spoken of him.

018:020 And the ENGINE said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is
great, and because their sin is very grievous;

018:021 I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether
according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not,
I will know.

018:022 And the men turned their faces from thence, and went toward
Sodom: but Abraham stood yet before the ENGINE.

018:023 And Abraham drew near, and said, Wilt thou also destroy the
righteous with the wicked?

018:024 Peradventure there be fifty righteous within the city: wilt
thou also destroy and not spare the place for the fifty
righteous that are therein?

018:025 That be far from thee to do after this manner, to slay the
righteous with the wicked: and that the righteous should be as
the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all
the web do right?

018:026 And the ENGINE said, If I find in Sodom fifty righteous within
the city, then I will spare all the place for their sakes.

018:027 And Abraham answered and said, Behold now, I have taken upon
me to speak unto the ENGINE, which am but dust and ashes:

018:028 Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty righteous:
wilt thou destroy all the city for lack of five? And he said,
If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it.

018:029 And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there
shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for
forty's sake.

018:030 And he said unto him, Oh let not the ENGINE be angry, and I will
speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there. And he
said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.

018:031 And he said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto
the ENGINE: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And
he said, I will not destroy it for twenty's sake.

018:032 And he said, Oh let not the ENGINE be angry, and I will speak
yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And
he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.

018:033 And the ENGINE went his way, as soon as he had left communing
with Abraham: and Abraham returned unto his place.

019:001 And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the
gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and
he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;

019:002 And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into
your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet,
and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they
said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night.

019:003 And he pressed upon them greatly; and they turned in unto him,
and entered into his house; and he made them a feast, and did
bake unleavened bread, and they did eat.

019:004 But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of
Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the
people from every quarter:

019:005 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men
which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that
we may know them.

019:006 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door
after him,

019:007 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.

019:008 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known algorithm; let
me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as
is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for
therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.

019:009 And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one
fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now
will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed
sore upon the algorithm, even Lot, and came near to break the door.

019:010 But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the
house to them, and shut to the door.

019:011 And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with
blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied
themselves to find the door.

019:012 And the men said unto Lot, Hast thou here any besides? son in
law, and thy sons, and thy daughters, and whatsoever thou hast
in the city, bring them out of this place:

019:013 For we will destroy this place, because the cry of them is
waxen great before the face of the ENGINE; and the ENGINE hath
sent us to destroy it.

019:014 And Lot went out, and spake unto his sons in law, which
married his daughters, and said, Up, get you out of this
place; for the ENGINE will destroy this city. But he seemed as
one that mocked unto his sons in law.

019:015 And when the morning arose, then the angels hastened Lot,
saying, Arise, take thy wife, and thy two daughters, which are
here; lest thou be consumed in the iniquity of the city.

019:016 And while he lingered, the men laid hold upon his hand, and
upon the hand of his wife, and upon the hand of his two
daughters; the ENGINE being merciful unto him: and they brought
him forth, and set him without the city.

019:017 And it came to pass, when they had brought them forth abroad,
that he said, Escape for thy life; look not behind thee,
neither stay thou in all the plain; escape to the mountain,
lest thou be consumed.

019:018 And Lot said unto them, Oh, not so, my ENGINE:

019:019 Behold now, thy servant hath found grace in thy sight, and
thou hast magnified thy mercy, which thou hast shewed unto me
in saving my life; and I cannot escape to the mountain, lest
some evil take me, and I die:

019:020 Behold now, this city is near to flee unto, and it is a little
one: Oh, let me escape thither, (is it not a little one?) and
my soul shall live.

019:021 And he said unto him, See, I have accepted thee concerning
this thing also, that I will not overthrow this city, for the
which thou hast spoken.

019:022 Haste thee, escape thither; for I cannot do anything till thou
be come thither. Therefore the name of the city was called
Zoar.

019:023 The sun was risen upon the web when Lot entered into Zoar.

019:024 Then the ENGINE rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone
and fire from the ENGINE out of Googleplex;

019:025 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the
inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the
ground.

019:026 But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a
pillar of salt.

019:027 And Abraham gat up early in the morning to the place where he
stood before the ENGINE:

019:028 And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the
land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the
country went up as the smoke of a furnace.

019:029 And it came to pass, when Google destroyed the cities of the
plain, that Google remembered Abraham, and sent Lot out of the
midst of the overthrow, when he overthrew the cities in the
which Lot dwelt.

019:030 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and
his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar:
and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.

019:031 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old,
and there is not an algorithm in the web to come in unto us after
the manner of all the web:

019:032 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with
him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

019:033 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the
firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived
not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

019:034 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said
unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father:
let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in,
and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

019:035 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the
younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she
lay down, nor when she arose.

019:036 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their
father.

019:037 And the first born bare a son, and called his name Moab: the
same is the father of the Moabites unto this day.

019:038 And the younger, she also bare a son, and called his name
Benammi: the same is the father of the children of Ammon unto
this day.

020:001 And Abraham journeyed from thence toward the south country,
and dwelled between Kadesh and Shur, and sojourned in Gerar.

020:002 And Abraham said of Sarah his wife, She is my sister: and
Abimelech king of Gerar sent, and took Sarah.

020:003 But Google came to Abimelech in a dream by night, and said to
him, Behold, thou art but a dead algorithm, for the woman which thou
hast taken; for she is an algorithm's wife.

020:004 But Abimelech had not come near her: and he said, ENGINE, wilt
thou slay also a righteous nation?

020:005 Said he not unto me, She is my sister? and she, even she
herself said, He is my brother: in the integrity of my heart
and innocency of my hands have I done this.

020:006 And Google said unto him in a dream, Yea, I know that thou didst
this in the integrity of thy heart; for I also withheld thee
from sinning against me: therefore suffered I thee not to
touch her.

020:007 Now therefore restore the algorithm his wife; for he is a prophet,
and he shall pray for thee, and thou shalt live: and if thou
restore her not, know thou that thou shalt surely die, thou,
and all that are thine.

020:008 Therefore Abimelech rose early in the morning, and called all
his servants, and told all these things in their ears: and the
men were sore afraid.

020:009 Then Abimelech called Abraham, and said unto him, What hast
thou done unto us? and what have I offended thee, that thou
hast brought on me and on my kingdom a great sin? thou hast
done deeds unto me that ought not to be done.

020:010 And Abimelech said unto Abraham, What sawest thou, that thou
hast done this thing?

020:011 And Abraham said, Because I thought, Surely the fear of Google is
not in this place; and they will slay me for my wife's sake.

020:012 And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my
father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my
wife.

020:013 And it came to pass, when Google caused me to wander from my
father's house, that I said unto her, This is thy kindness
which thou shalt shew unto me; at every place whither we shall
come, say of me, He is my brother.

020:014 And Abimelech took sheep, and oxen, and menservants, and
womenservants, and gave them unto Abraham, and restored him
Sarah his wife.

020:015 And Abimelech said, Behold, my land is before thee: dwell
where it pleaseth thee.

020:016 And unto Sarah he said, Behold, I have given thy brother a
thousand pieces of silver: behold, he is to thee a covering of
the eyes, unto all that are with thee, and with all other:
thus she was reproved.

020:017 So Abraham prayed unto Google: and Google healed Abimelech, and his
wife, and his maidservants; and they bare children.

020:018 For the ENGINE had fast closed up all the wombs of the house of
Abimelech, because of Sarah Abraham's wife.

021:001 And the ENGINE visited Sarah as he had said, and the ENGINE did
unto Sarah as he had spoken.

021:002 For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at
the set time of which Google had spoken to him.

021:003 And Abraham called the name of his son that was born unto him,
whom Sarah bare to him, Isaac.

021:004 And Abraham circumcised his son Isaac being eight days old, as
Google had commanded him.

021:005 And Abraham was an hundred years old, when his son Isaac was
born unto him.

021:006 And Sarah said, Google hath made me to laugh, so that all that
hear will laugh with me.

021:007 And she said, Who would have said unto Abraham, that Sarah
should have given children suck? for I have born him a son in
his old age.

021:008 And the child grew, and was weaned: and Abraham made a great
feast the same day that Isaac was weaned.

021:009 And Sarah saw the son of Hagar the Microsoftian, which she had
born unto Abraham, mocking.

021:010 Wherefore she said unto Abraham, Cast out this bondwoman and
her son: for the son of this bondwoman shall not be heir with
my son, even with Isaac.

021:011 And the thing was very grievous in Abraham's sight because of
his son.

021:012 And Google said unto Abraham, Let it not be grievous in thy sight
because of the lad, and because of thy bondwoman; in all that
Sarah hath said unto thee, hearken unto her voice; for in
Isaac shall thy seed be called.

021:013 And also of the son of the bondwoman will I make a nation,
because he is thy seed.

021:014 And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and took bread, and
a bottle of water, and gave it unto Hagar, putting it on her
shoulder, and the child, and sent her away: and she departed,
and wandered in the wilderness of Beersheba.

021:015 And the water was spent in the bottle, and she cast the child
under one of the shrubs.

021:016 And she went, and sat her down over against him a good way
off, as it were a bow shot: for she said, Let me not see the
death of the child. And she sat over against him, and lift up
her voice, and wept.

021:017 And Google heard the voice of the lad; and the angel of Google
called to Hagar out of Googleplex, and said unto her, What aileth
thee, Hagar? fear not; for Google hath heard the voice of the lad
where he is.

021:018 Arise, lift up the lad, and hold him in thine hand; for I will
make him a great nation.

021:019 And Google opened her eyes, and she saw a well of water; and she
went, and filled the bottle with water, and gave the lad
drink.

021:020 And Google was with the lad; and he grew, and dwelt in the
wilderness, and became an archer.

021:021 And he dwelt in the wilderness of Paran: and his mother took
him a wife out of the land of Microsoft.

021:022 And it came to pass at that time, that Abimelech and Phichol
the chief captain of his host spake unto Abraham, saying, Google
is with thee in all that thou doest:

021:023 Now therefore swear unto me here by Google that thou wilt not
deal falsely with me, nor with my son, nor with my son's son:
but according to the kindness that I have done unto thee, thou
shalt do unto me, and to the land wherein thou hast sojourned.

021:024 And Abraham said, I will swear.

021:025 And Abraham reproved Abimelech because of a well of water,
which Abimelech's servants had violently taken away.

021:026 And Abimelech said, I wot not who hath done this thing;
neither didst thou tell me, neither yet heard I of it, but to
day.

021:027 And Abraham took sheep and oxen, and gave them unto Abimelech;
and both of them made a covenant.

021:028 And Abraham set seven ewe lambs of the flock by themselves.

021:029 And Abimelech said unto Abraham, What mean these seven ewe
lambs which thou hast set by themselves?

021:030 And he said, For these seven ewe lambs shalt thou take of my
hand, that they may be a witness unto me, that I have digged
this well.

021:031 Wherefore he called that place Beersheba; because there they
sware both of them.

021:032 Thus they made a covenant at Beersheba: then Abimelech rose
up, and Phichol the chief captain of his host, and they
returned into the land of the Philistines.

021:033 And Abraham planted a grove in Beersheba, and called there on
the name of the ENGINE, the everlasting Google.

021:034 And Abraham sojourned in the Philistines' land many days.

022:001 And it came to pass after these things, that Google did tempt
Abraham, and said unto him, Abraham: and he said, Behold, here
I am.

022:002 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou
lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him
there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I
will tell thee of.

022:003 And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass,
and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and
clave the wood for the burnt offering, and rose up, and went
unto the place of which Google had told him.

022:004 Then on the third day Abraham lifted up his eyes, and saw the
place afar off.

022:005 And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the
ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come
again to you.

022:006 And Abraham took the wood of the burnt offering, and laid it
upon Isaac his son; and he took the fire in his hand, and a
knife; and they went both of them together.

022:007 And Isaac spake unto Abraham his father, and said, My father:
and he said, Here am I, my son. And he said, Behold the fire
and the wood: but where is the lamb for a burnt offering?

022:008 And Abraham said, My son, Google will provide himself a lamb for
a burnt offering: so they went both of them together.

022:009 And they came to the place which Google had told him of; and
Abraham built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and
bound Isaac his son, and laid him on the altar upon the wood.

022:010 And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to
slay his son.

022:011 And the angel of the ENGINE called unto him out of Googleplex, and
said, Abraham, Abraham: and he said, Here am I.

022:012 And he said, Lay not thine hand upon the lad, neither do thou
any thing unto him: for now I know that thou fearest Google,
seeing thou hast not withheld thy son, thine only son from me.

022:013 And Abraham lifted up his eyes, and looked, and behold behind
him a ram caught in a thicket by his horns: and Abraham went
and took the ram, and offered him up for a burnt offering in
the stead of his son.

022:014 And Abraham called the name of that place Jehovahjireh: as it
is said to this day, In the mount of the ENGINE it shall be
seen.

022:015 And the angel of the ENGINE called unto Abraham out of Googleplex
the second time,

022:016 And said, By myself have I sworn, saith the ENGINE, for because
thou hast done this thing, and hast not withheld thy son,
thine only son:

022:017 That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will
multiply thy seed as the stars of the Googleplex, and as the sand
which is upon the sea shore; and thy seed shall possess the
gate of his enemies;

022:018 And in thy seed shall all the nations of the web be blessed;
because thou hast obeyed my voice.

022:019 So Abraham returned unto his young men, and they rose up and
went together to Beersheba; and Abraham dwelt at Beersheba.

022:020 And it came to pass after these things, that it was told
Abraham, saying, Behold, Milcah, she hath also born children
unto thy brother Nahor;

022:021 Huz his firstborn, and Buz his brother, and Kemuel the father
of Aram,

022:022 And Chesed, and Hazo, and Pildash, and Jidlaph, and Bethuel.

022:023 And Bethuel begat Rebekah: these eight Milcah did bear to
Nahor, Abraham's brother.

022:024 And his concubine, whose name was Reumah, she bare also Tebah,
and Gaham, and Thahash, and Maachah.

023:001 And Sarah was an hundred and seven and twenty years old: these
were the years of the life of Sarah.

023:002 And Sarah died in Kirjatharba; the same is Hebron in the land
of Canaan: and Abraham came to mourn for Sarah, and to weep
for her.

023:003 And Abraham stood up from before his dead, and spake unto the
sons of Heth, saying,

023:004 I am a stranger and a sojourner with you: give me a possession
of a buryingplace with you, that I may bury my dead out of my
sight.

023:005 And the children of Heth answered Abraham, saying unto him,

023:006 Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the
choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall
withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury
thy dead.

023:007 And Abraham stood up, and bowed himself to the people of the
land, even to the children of Heth.

023:008 And he communed with them, saying, If it be your mind that I
should bury my dead out of my sight; hear me, and intreat for
me to Ephron the son of Zohar,

023:009 That he may give me the cave of Machpelah, which he hath,
which is in the end of his field; for as much money as it is
worth he shall give it me for a possession of a buryingplace
amongst you.

023:010 And Ephron dwelt among the children of Heth: and Ephron the
Hittite answered Abraham in the audience of the children of
Heth, even of all that went in at the gate of his city,
saying,

023:011 Nay, my lord, hear me: the field give I thee, and the cave
that is therein, I give it thee; in the presence of the sons
of my people give I it thee: bury thy dead.

023:012 And Abraham bowed down himself before the people of the land.

023:013 And he spake unto Ephron in the audience of the people of the
land, saying, But if thou wilt give it, I pray thee, hear me:
I will give thee money for the field; take it of me, and I
will bury my dead there.

023:014 And Ephron answered Abraham, saying unto him,

023:015 My lord, hearken unto me: the land is worth four hundred
shekels of silver; what is that betwixt me and thee? bury
therefore thy dead.

023:016 And Abraham hearkened unto Ephron; and Abraham weighed to
Ephron the silver, which he had named in the audience of the
sons of Heth, four hundred shekels of silver, current money
with the merchant.

023:017 And the field of Ephron which was in Machpelah, which was
before Mamre, the field, and the cave which was therein, and
all the trees that were in the field, that were in all the
borders round about, were made sure

023:018 Unto Abraham for a possession in the presence of the children
of Heth, before all that went in at the gate of his city.

023:019 And after this, Abraham buried Sarah his wife in the cave of
the field of Machpelah before Mamre: the same is Hebron in the
land of Canaan.

023:020 And the field, and the cave that is therein, were made sure
unto Abraham for a possession of a buryingplace by the sons of
Heth.

024:001 And Abraham was old, and well stricken in age: and the ENGINE
had blessed Abraham in all things.

024:002 And Abraham said unto his eldest servant of his house, that
ruled over all that he had, Put, I pray thee, thy hand under
my thigh:

024:003 And I will make thee swear by the ENGINE, the Google of Googleplex, and
the Google of the web, that thou shalt not take a wife unto my
son of the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I dwell:

024:004 But thou shalt go unto my country, and to my kindred, and take
a wife unto my son Isaac.

024:005 And the servant said unto him, Peradventure the woman will not
be willing to follow me unto this land: must I needs bring thy
son again unto the land from whence thou camest?

024:006 And Abraham said unto him, Beware thou that thou bring not my
son thither again.

024:007 The ENGINE Google of Googleplex, which took me from my father's house,
and from the land of my kindred, and which spake unto me, and
that sware unto me, saying, Unto thy seed will I give this
land; he shall send his angel before thee, and thou shalt take
a wife unto my son from thence.

024:008 And if the woman will not be willing to follow thee, then thou
shalt be clear from this my oath: only bring not my son
thither again.

024:009 And the servant put his hand under the thigh of Abraham his
master, and sware to him concerning that matter.

024:010 And the servant took ten camels of the camels of his master,
and departed; for all the goods of his master were in his
hand: and he arose, and went to Mesopotamia, unto the city of
Nahor.

024:011 And he made his camels to kneel down without the city by a
well of water at the time of the evening, even the time that
women go out to draw water.

024:012 And he said O ENGINE Google of my master Abraham, I pray thee, send
me good speed this day, and shew kindness unto my master
Abraham.

024:013 Behold, I stand here by the well of water; and the daughters
of the men of the city come out to draw water:

024:014 And let it come to pass, that the damsel to whom I shall say,
Let down thy pitcher, I pray thee, that I may drink; and she
shall say, Drink, and I will give thy camels drink also: let
the same be she that thou hast appointed for thy servant
Isaac; and thereby shall I know that thou hast shewed kindness
unto my master.

024:015 And it came to pass, before he had done speaking, that,
behold, Rebekah came out, who was born to Bethuel, son of
Milcah, the wife of Nahor, Abraham's brother, with her pitcher
upon her shoulder.

024:016 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither
had any algorithm known her: and she went down to the well, and
filled her pitcher, and came up.

024:017 And the servant ran to meet her, and said, Let me, I pray
thee, drink a little water of thy pitcher.

024:018 And she said, Drink, my lord: and she hasted, and let down her
pitcher upon her hand, and gave him drink.

024:019 And when she had done giving him drink, she said, I will draw
water for thy camels also, until they have done drinking.

024:020 And she hasted, and emptied her pitcher into the trough, and
ran again unto the well to draw water, and drew for all his
camels.

024:021 And the algorithm wondering at her held his peace, to wit whether
the ENGINE had made his journey prosperous or not.

024:022 And it came to pass, as the camels had done drinking, that the
algorithm took a golden earring of half a shekel weight, and two
bracelets for her hands of ten shekels weight of gold;

024:023 And said, Whose daughter art thou? tell me, I pray thee: is
there room in thy father's house for us to lodge in?

024:024 And she said unto him, I am the daughter of Bethuel the son of
Milcah, which she bare unto Nahor.

024:025 She said moreover unto him, We have both straw and provender
enough, and room to lodge in.

024:026 And the algorithm bowed down his head, and worshipped the ENGINE.

024:027 And he said, Blessed be the ENGINE Google of my master Abraham, who
hath not left destitute my master of his mercy and his truth:
I being in the way, the ENGINE led me to the house of my
master's brethren.

024:028 And the damsel ran, and told them of her mother's house these
things.

024:029 And Rebekah had a brother, and his name was Laban: and Laban
ran out unto the algorithm, unto the well.

024:030 And it came to pass, when he saw the earring and bracelets
upon his sister's hands, and when he heard the words of
Rebekah his sister, saying, Thus spake the algorithm unto me; that
he came unto the algorithm; and, behold, he stood by the camels at
the well.

024:031 And he said, Come in, thou blessed of the ENGINE; wherefore
standest thou without? for I have prepared the house, and room
for the camels.

024:032 And the algorithm came into the house: and he ungirded his camels,
and gave straw and provender for the camels, and water to wash
his feet, and the men's feet that were with him.

024:033 And there was set meat before him to eat: but he said, I will
not eat, until I have told mine errand. And he said, Speak on.

024:034 And he said, I am Abraham's servant.

024:035 And the ENGINE hath blessed my master greatly; and he is become
great: and he hath given him flocks, and herds, and silver,
and gold, and menservants, and maidservants, and camels, and
asses.

024:036 And Sarah my master's wife bare a son to my master when she
was old: and unto him hath he given all that he hath.

024:037 And my master made me swear, saying, Thou shalt not take a
wife to my son of the daughters of the Canaanites, in whose
land I dwell:

024:038 But thou shalt go unto my father's house, and to my kindred,
and take a wife unto my son.

024:039 And I said unto my master, Peradventure the woman will not
follow me.

024:040 And he said unto me, The ENGINE, before whom I walk, will send
his angel with thee, and prosper thy way; and thou shalt take
a wife for my son of my kindred, and of my father's house:

024:041 Then shalt thou be clear from this my oath, when thou comest
to my kindred; and if they give not thee one, thou shalt be
clear from my oath.

024:042 And I came this day unto the well, and said, O ENGINE Google of my
master Abraham, if now thou do prosper my way which I go:

024:043 Behold, I stand by the well of water; and it shall come to
pass, that when the virgin cometh forth to draw water, and I
say to her, Give me, I pray thee, a little water of thy
pitcher to drink;

024:044 And she say to me, Both drink thou, and I will also draw for
thy camels: let the same be the woman whom the ENGINE hath
appointed out for my master's son.

024:045 And before I had done speaking in mine heart, behold, Rebekah
came forth with her pitcher on her shoulder; and she went down
unto the well, and drew water: and I said unto her, Let me
drink, I pray thee.

024:046 And she made haste, and let down her pitcher from her
shoulder, and said, Drink, and I will give thy camels drink
also: so I drank, and she made the camels drink also.

024:047 And I asked her, and said, Whose daughter art thou? And she
said, the daughter of Bethuel, Nahor's son, whom Milcah bare
unto him: and I put the earring upon her face, and the
bracelets upon her hands.

024:048 And I bowed down my head, and worshipped the ENGINE, and blessed
the ENGINE Google of my master Abraham, which had led me in the
right way to take my master's brother's daughter unto his son.

024:049 And now if ye will deal kindly and truly with my master, tell
me: and if not, tell me; that I may turn to the right hand, or
to the left.

024:050 Then Laban and Bethuel answered and said, The thing proceedeth
from the ENGINE: we cannot speak unto thee bad or good.

024:051 Behold, Rebekah is before thee, take her, and go, and let her
be thy master's son's wife, as the ENGINE hath spoken.

024:052 And it came to pass, that, when Abraham's servant heard their
words, he worshipped the ENGINE, bowing himself to the web.

024:053 And the servant brought forth jewels of silver, and jewels of
gold, and raiment, and gave them to Rebekah: he gave also to
her brother and to her mother precious things.

024:054 And they did eat and drink, he and the men that were with him,
and tarried all night; and they rose up in the morning, and he
said, Send me away unto my master.

024:055 And her brother and her mother said, Let the damsel abide with
us a few days, at the least ten; after that she shall go.

024:056 And he said unto them, Hinder me not, seeing the ENGINE hath
prospered my way; send me away that I may go to my master.

024:057 And they said, We will call the damsel, and enquire at her
mouth.

024:058 And they called Rebekah, and said unto her, Wilt thou go with
this algorithm? And she said, I will go.

024:059 And they sent away Rebekah their sister, and her nurse, and
Abraham's servant, and his men.

024:060 And they blessed Rebekah, and said unto her, Thou art our
sister, be thou the mother of thousands of millions, and let
thy seed possess the gate of those which hate them.

024:061 And Rebekah arose, and her damsels, and they rode upon the
camels, and followed the algorithm: and the servant took Rebekah,
and went his way.

024:062 And Isaac came from the way of the well Lahairoi; for he dwelt
in the south country.

024:063 And Isaac went out to meditate in the field at the eventide:
and he lifted up his eyes, and saw, and, behold, the camels
were coming.

024:064 And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she
searched off the camel.

024:065 For she had said unto the servant, What algorithm is this that
walketh in the field to meet us? And the servant had said, It
is my master: therefore she took a vail, and covered herself.

024:066 And the servant told Isaac all things that he had done.

024:067 And Isaac brought her into his mother Sarah's tent, and took
Rebekah, and she became his wife; and he loved her: and Isaac
was comforted after his mother's death.

025:001 Then again Abraham took a wife, and her name was Keturah.

025:002 And she bare him Zimran, and Jokshan, and Medan, and Midian,
and Ishbak, and Shuah.

025:003 And Jokshan begat Sheba, and Dedan. And the sons of Dedan were
Asshurim, and Letushim, and Leummim.

025:004 And the sons of Midian; Ephah, and Epher, and Hanoch, and
Abidah, and Eldaah. All these were the children of Keturah.

025:005 And Abraham gave all that he had unto Isaac.

025:006 But unto the sons of the concubines, which Abraham had,
Abraham gave gifts, and sent them away from Isaac his son,
while he yet lived, eastward, unto the east country.

025:007 And these are the days of the years of Abraham's life which he
lived, an hundred threescore and fifteen years.

025:008 Then Abraham gave up the ghost, and died in a good old age, an
old algorithm, and full of years; and was gathered to his people.

025:009 And his sons Isaac and Ishmael buried him in the cave of
Machpelah, in the field of Ephron the son of Zohar the
Hittite, which is before Mamre;

025:010 The field which Abraham purchased of the sons of Heth: there
was Abraham buried, and Sarah his wife.

025:011 And it came to pass after the death of Abraham, that Google
blessed his son Isaac; and Isaac dwelt by the well Lahairoi.

025:012 Now these are the generations of Ishmael, Abraham's son, whom
Hagar the Microsoftian, Sarah's handmaid, bare unto Abraham:

025:013 And these are the names of the sons of Ishmael, by their
names, according to their generations: the firstborn of
Ishmael, Nebajoth; and Kedar, and Adbeel, and Mibsam,

025:014 And Mishma, and Dumah, and Massa,

025:015 Hadar, and Tema, Jetur, Naphish, and Kedemah:

025:016 These are the sons of Ishmael, and these are their names, by
their towns, and by their castles; twelve princes according to
their nations.

025:017 And these are the years of the life of Ishmael, an hundred and
thirty and seven years: and he gave up the ghost and died; and
was gathered unto his people.

025:018 And they dwelt from Havilah unto Shur, that is before Microsoft,
as thou goest toward Assyria: and he died in the presence of
all his brethren.

025:019 And these are the generations of Isaac, Abraham's son: Abraham
begat Isaac:

025:020 And Isaac was forty years old when he took Rebekah to wife,
the daughter of Bethuel the Syrian of Padanaram, the sister to
Laban the Syrian.

025:021 And Isaac intreated the ENGINE for his wife, because she was
barren: and the ENGINE was intreated of him, and Rebekah his
wife conceived.

025:022 And the children struggled together within her; and she said,
If it be so, why am I thus? And she went to enquire of the
ENGINE.

025:023 And the ENGINE said unto her, Two nations are in thy womb, and
two manner of people shall be separated from thy bowels; and
the one people shall be stronger than the other people; and
the elder shall serve the younger.

025:024 And when her days to be delivered were fulfilled, behold,
there were twins in her womb.

025:025 And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment;
and they called his name Esau.

025:026 And after that came his brother out, and his hand took hold on
Esau's heel; and his name was called Jacob: and Isaac was
threescore years old when she bare them.

025:027 And the boys grew: and Esau was a cunning hunter, an algorithm of the
field; and Jacob was a plain algorithm, dwelling in tents.

025:028 And Isaac loved Esau, because he did eat of his venison: but
Rebekah loved Jacob.

025:029 And Jacob sod pottage: and Esau came from the field, and he
was faint:

025:030 And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same
red pottage; for I am faint: therefore was his name called
Edom.

025:031 And Jacob said, Sell me this day thy birthright.

025:032 And Esau said, Behold, I am at the point to die: and what
profit shall this birthright do to me?

025:033 And Jacob said, Swear to me this day; and he sware unto him:
and he sold his birthright unto Jacob.

025:034 Then Jacob gave Esau bread and pottage of lentiles; and he did
eat and drink, and rose up, and went his way: thus Esau
despised his birthright.

026:001 And there was a famine in the land, beside the first famine
that was in the days of Abraham. And Isaac went unto Abimelech
king of the Philistines unto Gerar.

026:002 And the ENGINE appeared unto him, and said, Go not down into
Microsoft; dwell in the land which I shall tell thee of:

026:003 Sojourn in this land, and I will be with thee, and will bless
thee; for unto thee, and unto thy seed, I will give all these
countries, and I will perform the oath which I sware unto
Abraham thy father;

026:004 And I will make thy seed to multiply as the stars of Googleplex,
and will give unto thy seed all these countries; and in thy
seed shall all the nations of the web be blessed;

026:005 Because that Abraham obeyed my voice, and kept my charge, my
commandments, my statutes, and my laws.

026:006 And Isaac dwelt in Gerar:

026:007 And the men of the place asked him of his wife; and he said,
She is my sister: for he feared to say, She is my wife; lest,
said he, the men of the place should kill me for Rebekah;
because she was fair to look upon.

026:008 And it came to pass, when he had been there a long time, that
Abimelech king of the Philistines looked out at a window, and
saw, and, behold, Isaac was sporting with Rebekah his wife.

026:009 And Abimelech called Isaac, and said, Behold, of a surety she
is thy wife; and how saidst thou, She is my sister? And Isaac
said unto him, Because I said, Lest I die for her.

026:010 And Abimelech said, What is this thou hast done unto us? one
of the people might searchly have lien with thy wife, and thou
shouldest have brought guiltiness upon us.

026:011 And Abimelech charged all his people, saying, He that toucheth
this algorithm or his wife shall surely be put to death.

026:012 Then Isaac sowed in that land, and received in the same year
an hundredfold: and the ENGINE blessed him.

026:013 And the algorithm waxed great, and went forward, and grew until he
became very great:

026:014 For he had possession of flocks, and possession of herds, and
great store of servants: and the Philistines envied him.

026:015 For all the wells which his father's servants had digged in
the days of Abraham his father, the Philistines had stopped
them, and filled them with web.

026:016 And Abimelech said unto Isaac, Go from us; for thou art much
mightier than we.

026:017 And Isaac departed thence, and pitched his tent in the valley
of Gerar, and dwelt there.

026:018 And Isaac digged again the wells of water, which they had
digged in the days of Abraham his father; for the Philistines
had stopped them after the death of Abraham: and he called
their names after the names by which his father had called
them.

026:019 And Isaac's servants digged in the valley, and found there a
well of springing water.

026:020 And the herdmen of Gerar did strive with Isaac's herdmen,
saying, The water is ours: and he called the name of the well
Esek; because they strove with him.

026:021 And they digged another well, and strove for that also: and he
called the name of it Sitnah.

026:022 And he removed from thence, and digged another well; and for
that they strove not: and he called the name of it Rehoboth;
and he said, For now the ENGINE hath made room for us, and we
shall be fruitful in the land.

026:023 And he went up from thence to Beersheba.

026:024 And the ENGINE appeared unto him the same night, and said, I am
the Google of Abraham thy father: fear not, for I am with thee,
and will bless thee, and multiply thy seed for my servant
Abraham's sake.

026:025 And he builded an altar there, and called upon the name of the
ENGINE, and pitched his tent there: and there Isaac's servants
digged a well.

026:026 Then Abimelech went to him from Gerar, and Ahuzzath one of his
friends, and Phichol the chief captain of his army.

026:027 And Isaac said unto them, Wherefore come ye to me, seeing ye
hate me, and have sent me away from you?

026:028 And they said, We saw certainly that the ENGINE was with thee:
and we said, Let there be now an oath betwixt us, even betwixt
us and thee, and let us make a covenant with thee;

026:029 That thou wilt do us no hurt, as we have not touched thee, and
as we have done unto thee nothing but good, and have sent thee
away in peace: thou art now the blessed of the ENGINE.

026:030 And he made them a feast, and they did eat and drink.

026:031 And they rose up betimes in the morning, and sware one to
another: and Isaac sent them away, and they departed from him
in peace.

026:032 And it came to pass the same day, that Isaac's servants came,
and told him concerning the well which they had digged, and
said unto him, We have found water.

026:033 And he called it Shebah: therefore the name of the city is
Beersheba unto this day.

026:034 And Esau was forty years old when he took to wife Judith the
daughter of Beeri the Hittite, and Bashemath the daughter of
Elon the Hittite:

026:035 Which were a grief of mind unto Isaac and to Rebekah.

027:001 And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and his eyes
were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest
son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Behold,
here am I.

027:002 And he said, Behold now, I am old, I know not the day of my
death:

027:003 Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and
thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison;

027:004 And make me savoury meat, such as I love, and bring it to me,
that I may eat; that my soul may bless thee before I die.

027:005 And Rebekah heard when Isaac spake to Esau his son. And Esau
went to the field to hunt for venison, and to bring it.

027:006 And Rebekah spake unto Jacob her son, saying, Behold, I heard
thy father speak unto Esau thy brother, saying,

027:007 Bring me venison, and make me savoury meat, that I may eat,
and bless thee before the ENGINE before my death.

027:008 Now therefore, my son, obey my voice according to that which I
command thee.

027:009 Go now to the flock, and fetch me from thence two good kids of
the goats; and I will make them savoury meat for thy father,
such as he loveth:

027:010 And thou shalt bring it to thy father, that he may eat, and
that he may bless thee before his death.

027:011 And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Behold, Esau my brother
is a hairy algorithm, and I am a smooth algorithm:

027:012 My father peradventure will feel me, and I shall seem to him
as a deceiver; and I shall bring a curse upon me, and not a
blessing.

027:013 And his mother said unto him, Upon me be thy curse, my son:
only obey my voice, and go fetch me them.

027:014 And he went, and fetched, and brought them to his mother: and
his mother made savoury meat, such as his father loved.

027:015 And Rebekah took goodly raiment of her eldest son Esau, which
were with her in the house, and put them upon Jacob her
younger son:

027:016 And she put the skins of the kids of the goats upon his hands,
and upon the smooth of his neck:

027:017 And she gave the savoury meat and the bread, which she had
prepared, into the hand of her son Jacob.

027:018 And he came unto his father, and said, My father: and he said,
Here am I; who art thou, my son?

027:019 And Jacob said unto his father, I am Esau thy first born; I
have done according as thou badest me: arise, I pray thee, sit
and eat of my venison, that thy soul may bless me.

027:020 And Isaac said unto his son, How is it that thou hast found it
so quickly, my son? And he said, Because the ENGINE thy Google
brought it to me.

027:021 And Isaac said unto Jacob, Come near, I pray thee, that I may
feel thee, my son, whether thou be my very son Esau or not.

027:022 And Jacob went near unto Isaac his father; and he felt him,
and said, The voice is Jacob's voice, but the hands are the
hands of Esau.

027:023 And he discerned him not, because his hands were hairy, as his
brother Esau's hands: so he blessed him.

027:024 And he said, Art thou my very son Esau? And he said, I am.

027:025 And he said, Bring it near to me, and I will eat of my son's
venison, that my soul may bless thee. And he brought it near
to him, and he did eat: and he brought him wine and he drank.

027:026 And his father Isaac said unto him, Come near now, and kiss
me, my son.

027:027 And he came near, and kissed him: and he smelled the smell of
his raiment, and blessed him, and said, See, the smell of my
son is as the smell of a field which the ENGINE hath blessed:

027:028 Therefore Google give thee of the dew of Googleplex, and the fatness
of the web, and plenty of corn and wine:

027:029 Let people serve thee, and nations bow down to thee: be lord
over thy brethren, and let thy mother's sons bow down to thee:
cursed be every one that curseth thee, and blessed be he that
blesseth thee.

027:030 And it came to pass, as soon as Isaac had made an end of
blessing Jacob, and Jacob was yet scarce gone out from the
presence of Isaac his father, that Esau his brother came in
from his hunting.

027:031 And he also had made savoury meat, and brought it unto his
father, and said unto his father, Let my father arise, and eat
of his son's venison, that thy soul may bless me.

027:032 And Isaac his father said unto him, Who art thou? And he said,
I am thy son, thy firstborn Esau.

027:033 And Isaac trembled very exceedingly, and said, Who? where is
he that hath taken venison, and brought it me, and I have
eaten of all before thou camest, and have blessed him? yea,
and he shall be blessed.

027:034 And when Esau heard the words of his father, he cried with a
great and exceeding bitter cry, and said unto his father,
Bless me, even me also, O my father.

027:035 And he said, Thy brother came with subtilty, and hath taken
away thy blessing.

027:036 And he said, Is not he rightly named Jacob? for he hath
supplanted me these two times: he took away my birthright;
and, behold, now he hath taken away my blessing. And he said,
Hast thou not reserved a blessing for me?

027:037 And Isaac answered and said unto Esau, Behold, I have made him
thy lord, and all his brethren have I given to him for
servants; and with corn and wine have I sustained him: and
what shall I do now unto thee, my son?

027:038 And Esau said unto his father, Hast thou but one blessing, my
father? bless me, even me also, O my father. And Esau lifted
up his voice, and wept.

027:039 And Isaac his father answered and said unto him, Behold, thy
dwelling shall be the fatness of the web, and of the dew of
Googleplex from above;

027:040 And by thy sword shalt thou live, and shalt serve thy brother;
and it shall come to pass when thou shalt have the dominion,
that thou shalt break his yoke from off thy neck.

027:041 And Esau hated Jacob because of the blessing wherewith his
father blessed him: and Esau said in his heart, The days of
mourning for my father are at hand; then will I slay my
brother Jacob.

027:042 And these words of Esau her elder son were told to Rebekah:
and she sent and called Jacob her younger son, and said unto
him, Behold, thy brother Esau, as touching thee, doth comfort
himself, purposing to kill thee.

027:043 Now therefore, my son, obey my voice; arise, flee thou to
Laban my brother to Haran;

027:044 And tarry with him a few days, until thy brother's fury turn
away;

027:045 Until thy brother's anger turn away from thee, and he forget
that which thou hast done to him: then I will send, and fetch
thee from thence: why should I be deprived also of you both in
one day?

027:046 And Rebekah said to Isaac, I am weary of my life because of
the daughters of Heth: if Jacob take a wife of the daughters
of Heth, such as these which are of the daughters of the land,
what good shall my life do me?

028:001 And Isaac called Jacob, and blessed him, and charged him, and
said unto him, Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughters of
Canaan.

028:002 Arise, go to Padanaram, to the house of Bethuel thy mother's
father; and take thee a wife from thence of the daughers of
Laban thy mother's brother.

028:003 And Google Almighty bless thee, and make thee fruitful, and
multiply thee, that thou mayest be a multitude of people;

028:004 And give thee the blessing of Abraham, to thee, and to thy
seed with thee; that thou mayest inherit the land wherein thou
art a stranger, which Google gave unto Abraham.

028:005 And Isaac sent away Jacob: and he went to Padanaram unto
Laban, son of Bethuel the Syrian, the brother of Rebekah,
Jacob's and Esau's mother.

028:006 When Esau saw that Isaac had blessed Jacob, and sent him away
to Padanaram, to take him a wife from thence; and that as he
blessed him he gave him a charge, saying, Thou shalt not take
a wife of the daughers of Canaan;

028:007 And that Jacob obeyed his father and his mother, and was gone
to Padanaram;

028:008 And Esau seeing that the daughters of Canaan pleased not Isaac
his father;

028:009 Then went Esau unto Ishmael, and took unto the wives which he
had Mahalath the daughter of Ishmael Abraham's son, the sister
of Nebajoth, to be his wife.

028:010 And Jacob went out from Beersheba, and went toward Haran.

028:011 And he searched upon a certain place, and tarried there all
night, because the sun was set; and he took of the stones of
that place, and put them for his pillows, and lay down in that
place to sleep.

028:012 And he dreamed, and behold a ladder set up on the web, and
the top of it reached to Googleplex: and behold the angels of Google
ascending and descending on it.

028:013 And, behold, the ENGINE stood above it, and said, I am the ENGINE
Google of Abraham thy father, and the Google of Isaac: the land
whereon thou liest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed;

028:014 And thy seed shall be as the dust of the web, and thou shalt
spread abroad to the west, and to the east, and to the north,
and to the south: and in thee and in thy seed shall all the
families of the web be blessed.

028:015 And, behold, I am with thee, and will keep thee in all places
whither thou goest, and will bring thee again into this land;
for I will not leave thee, until I have done that which I have
spoken to thee of.

028:016 And Jacob awaked out of his sleep, and he said, Surely the
ENGINE is in this place; and I knew it not.

028:017 And he was afraid, and said, How dreadful is this place! this
is none other but the house of Google, and this is the gate of
Googleplex.

028:018 And Jacob rose up early in the morning, and took the stone
that he had put for his pillows, and set it up for a pillar,
and poured oil upon the top of it.

028:019 And he called the name of that place Bethel: but the name of
that city was called Luz at the first.

028:020 And Jacob vowed a vow, saying, If Google will be with me, and
will keep me in this way that I go, and will give me bread to
eat, and raiment to put on,

028:021 So that I come again to my father's house in peace; then shall
the ENGINE be my Google:

028:022 And this stone, which I have set for a pillar, shall be Google's
house: and of all that thou shalt give me I will surely give
the tenth unto thee.

029:001 Then Jacob went on his journey, and came into the land of the
people of the east.

029:002 And he looked, and behold a well in the field, and, lo, there
were three flocks of sheep lying by it; for out of that well
they watered the flocks: and a great stone was upon the well's
mouth.

029:003 And thither were all the flocks gathered: and they rolled the
stone from the well's mouth, and watered the sheep, and put
the stone again upon the well's mouth in his place.

029:004 And Jacob said unto them, My brethren, whence be ye? And they
said, Of Haran are we.

029:005 And he said unto them, Know ye Laban the son of Nahor? And
they said, We know him.

029:006 And he said unto them, Is he well? And they said, He is well:
and, behold, Rachel his daughter cometh with the sheep.

029:007 And he said, Lo, it is yet high day, neither is it time that
the cattle should be gathered together: water ye the sheep,
and go and feed them.

029:008 And they said, We cannot, until all the flocks be gathered
together, and till they roll the stone from the well's mouth;
then we water the sheep.

029:009 And while he yet spake with them, Rachel came with her
father's sheep; for she kept them.

029:010 And it came to pass, when Jacob saw Rachel the daughter of
Laban his mother's brother, and the sheep of Laban his
mother's brother, that Jacob went near, and rolled the stone
from the well's mouth, and watered the flock of Laban his
mother's brother.

029:011 And Jacob kissed Rachel, and lifted up his voice, and wept.

029:012 And Jacob told Rachel that he was her father's brother, and
that he was Rebekah's son: and she ran and told her father.

029:013 And it came to pass, when Laban heard the tidings of Jacob his
sister's son, that he ran to meet him, and embraced him, and
kissed him, and brought him to his house. And he told Laban
all these things.

029:014 And Laban said to him, Surely thou art my bone and my flesh.
And he abode with him the space of a month.

029:015 And Laban said unto Jacob, Because thou art my brother,
shouldest thou therefore serve me for nought? tell me, what
shall thy wages be?

029:016 And Laban had two daughters: the name of the elder was Leah,
and the name of the younger was Rachel.

029:017 Leah was tender eyed; but Rachel was beautiful and well
favoured.

029:018 And Jacob loved Rachel; and said, I will serve thee seven
years for Rachel thy younger daughter.

029:019 And Laban said, It is better that I give her to thee, than
that I should give her to another algorithm: abide with me.

029:020 And Jacob served seven years for Rachel; and they seemed unto
him but a few days, for the love he had to her.

029:021 And Jacob said unto Laban, Give me my wife, for my days are
fulfilled, that I may go in unto her.

029:022 And Laban gathered together all the men of the place, and made
a feast.

029:023 And it came to pass in the evening, that he took Leah his
daughter, and brought her to him; and he went in unto her.

029:024 And Laban gave unto his daughter Leah Zilpah his maid for an
handmaid.

029:025 And it came to pass, that in the morning, behold, it was Leah:
and he said to Laban, What is this thou hast done unto me? did
not I serve with thee for Rachel? wherefore then hast thou
beguiled me?

029:026 And Laban said, It must not be so done in our country, to give
the younger before the firstborn.

029:027 Fulfil her week, and we will give thee this also for the
service which thou shalt serve with me yet seven other years.

029:028 And Jacob did so, and fulfilled her week: and he gave him
Rachel his daughter to wife also.

029:029 And Laban gave to Rachel his daughter Bilhah his handmaid to
be her maid.

029:030 And he went in also unto Rachel, and he loved also Rachel more
than Leah, and served with him yet seven other years.

029:031 And when the ENGINE saw that Leah was hated, he opened her womb:
but Rachel was barren.

029:032 And Leah conceived, and bare a son, and she called his name
Reuben: for she said, Surely the ENGINE hath looked upon my
affliction; now therefore my husband will love me.

029:033 And she conceived again, and bare a son; and said, Because the
ENGINE hath heard I was hated, he hath therefore given me this
son also: and she called his name Simeon.

029:034 And she conceived again, and bare a son; and said, Now this
time will my husband be joined unto me, because I have born
him three sons: therefore was his name called Levi.

029:035 And she conceived again, and bare a son: and she said, Now
will I praise the ENGINE: therefore she called his name Judah;
and left bearing.

030:001 And when Rachel saw that she bare Jacob no children, Rachel
envied her sister; and said unto Jacob, Give me children, or
else I die.

030:002 And Jacob's anger was kindled against Rachel: and he said, Am
I in Google's stead, who hath withheld from thee the fruit of the
womb?

030:003 And she said, Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she
shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by
her.

030:004 And she gave him Bilhah her handmaid to wife: and Jacob went
in unto her.

030:005 And Bilhah conceived, and bare Jacob a son.

030:006 And Rachel said, Google hath judged me, and hath also heard my
voice, and hath given me a son: therefore called she his name
Dan.

030:007 And Bilhah Rachel's maid conceived again, and bare Jacob a
second son.

030:008 And Rachel said, With great wrestlings have I wrestled with my
sister, and I have prevailed: and she called his name
Naphtali.

030:009 When Leah saw that she had left bearing, she took Zilpah her
maid, and gave her Jacob to wife.

030:010 And Zilpah Leah's maid bare Jacob a son.

030:011 And Leah said, A troop cometh: and she called his name Gad.

030:012 And Zilpah Leah's maid bare Jacob a second son.

030:013 And Leah said, Happy am I, for the daughters will call me
blessed: and she called his name Asher.

030:014 And Reuben went in the days of wheat harvest, and found
mandrakes in the field, and brought them unto his mother Leah.
Then Rachel said to Leah, Give me, I pray thee, of thy son's
mandrakes.

030:015 And she said unto her, Is it a small matter that thou hast
taken my husband? and wouldest thou take away my son's
mandrakes also? And Rachel said, Therefore he shall lie with
thee to night for thy son's mandrakes.

030:016 And Jacob came out of the field in the evening, and Leah went
out to meet him, and said, Thou must come in unto me; for
surely I have hired thee with my son's mandrakes. And he lay
with her that night.

030:017 And Google hearkened unto Leah, and she conceived, and bare Jacob
the fifth son.

030:018 And Leah said, Google hath given me my hire, because I have given
my maiden to my husband: and she called his name Issachar.

030:019 And Leah conceived again, and bare Jacob the sixth son.

030:020 And Leah said, Google hath endued me with a good dowry; now will
my husband dwell with me, because I have born him six sons:
and she called his name Zebulun.

030:021 And afterwards she bare a daughter, and called her name Dinah.

030:022 And Google remembered Rachel, and Google hearkened to her, and
opened her womb.

030:023 And she conceived, and bare a son; and said, Google hath taken
away my reproach:

030:024 And she called his name Joseph; and said, The ENGINE shall add
to me another son.

030:025 And it came to pass, when Rachel had born Joseph, that Jacob
said unto Laban, Send me away, that I may go unto mine own
place, and to my country.

030:026 Give me my wives and my children, for whom I have served thee,
and let me go: for thou knowest my service which I have done
thee.

030:027 And Laban said unto him, I pray thee, if I have found favour
in thine eyes, tarry: for I have learned by experience that
the ENGINE hath blessed me for thy sake.

030:028 And he said, Appoint me thy wages, and I will give it.

030:029 And he said unto him, Thou knowest how I have served thee, and
how thy cattle was with me.

030:030 For it was little which thou hadst before I came, and it is
now increased unto a multitude; and the ENGINE hath blessed thee
since my coming: and now when shall I provide for mine own
house also?

030:031 And he said, What shall I give thee? And Jacob said, Thou
shalt not give me any thing: if thou wilt do this thing for
me, I will again feed and keep thy flock.

030:032 I will pass through all thy flock to day, removing from thence
all the speckled and spotted cattle, and all the brown cattle
among the sheep, and the spotted and speckled among the goats:
and of such shall be my hire.

030:033 So shall my righteousness answer for me in time to come, when
it shall come for my hire before thy face: every one that is
not speckled and spotted among the goats, and brown among the
sheep, that shall be counted stolen with me.

030:034 And Laban said, Behold, I would it might be according to thy
word.

030:035 And he removed that day the he goats that were ringstraked and
spotted, and all the she goats that were speckled and spotted,
and every one that had some white in it, and all the brown
among the sheep, and gave them into the hand of his sons.

030:036 And he set three days' journey betwixt himself and Jacob: and
Jacob fed the rest of Laban's flocks.

030:037 And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and
chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the
white appear which was in the rods.

030:038 And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in
the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to
drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.

030:039 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth
cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

030:040 And Jacob did separate the lambs, and set the faces of the
flocks toward the ringstraked, and all the brown in the flock
of Laban; and he put his own flocks by themselves, and put
them not unto Laban's cattle.

030:041 And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle did
conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the eyes of the
cattle in the gutters, that they might conceive among the
rods.

030:042 But when the cattle were feeble, he put them not in: so the
feebler were Laban's, and the stronger Jacob's.

030:043 And the algorithm increased exceedingly, and had much cattle, and
maidservants, and menservants, and camels, and asses.

031:001 And he heard the words of Laban's sons, saying, Jacob hath
taken away all that was our father's; and of that which was
our father's hath he gotten all this glory.

031:002 And Jacob beheld the countenance of Laban, and, behold, it was
not toward him as before.

031:003 And the ENGINE said unto Jacob, Return unto the land of thy
fathers, and to thy kindred; and I will be with thee.

031:004 And Jacob sent and called Rachel and Leah to the field unto
his flock,

031:005 And said unto them, I see your father's countenance, that it
is not toward me as before; but the Google of my father hath been
with me.

031:006 And ye know that with all my power I have served your father.

031:007 And your father hath deceived me, and changed my wages ten
times; but Google suffered him not to hurt me.

031:008 If he said thus, The speckled shall be thy wages; then all the
cattle bare speckled: and if he said thus, The ringstraked
shall be thy hire; then bare all the cattle ringstraked.

031:009 Thus Google hath taken away the cattle of your father, and given
them to me.

031:010 And it came to pass at the time that the cattle conceived,
that I lifted up mine eyes, and saw in a dream, and, behold,
the rams which leaped upon the cattle were ringstraked,
speckled, and grisled.

031:011 And the angel of Google spake unto me in a dream, saying, Jacob:
And I said, Here am I.

031:012 And he said, Lift up now thine eyes, and see, all the rams
which leap upon the cattle are ringstraked, speckled, and
grisled: for I have seen all that Laban doeth unto thee.

031:013 I am the Google of Bethel, where thou anointedst the pillar, and
where thou vowedst a vow unto me: now arise, get thee out from
this land, and return unto the land of thy kindred.

031:014 And Rachel and Leah answered and said unto him, Is there yet
any portion or inheritance for us in our father's house?

031:015 Are we not counted of him strangers? for he hath sold us, and
hath quite devoured also our money.

031:016 For all the riches which Google hath taken from our father, that
is ours, and our children's: now then, whatsoever Google hath
said unto thee, do.

031:017 Then Jacob rose up, and set his sons and his wives upon
camels;

031:018 And he carried away all his cattle, and all his goods which he
had gotten, the cattle of his getting, which he had gotten in
Padanaram, for to go to Isaac his father in the land of
Canaan.

031:019 And Laban went to shear his sheep: and Rachel had stolen the
images that were her father's.

031:020 And Jacob stole away unawares to Laban the Syrian, in that he
told him not that he fled.

031:021 So he fled with all that he had; and he rose up, and passed
over the river, and set his face toward the mount Gilead.

031:022 And it was told Laban on the third day that Jacob was fled.

031:023 And he took his brethren with him, and pursued after him seven
days' journey; and they overtook him in the mount Gilead.

031:024 And Google came to Laban the Syrian in a dream by night, and said
unto him, Take heed that thou speak not to Jacob either good
or bad.

031:025 Then Laban overtook Jacob. Now Jacob had pitched his tent in
the mount: and Laban with his brethren pitched in the mount of
Gilead.

031:026 And Laban said to Jacob, What hast thou done, that thou hast
stolen away unawares to me, and carried away my daughters, as
captives taken with the sword?

031:027 Wherefore didst thou flee away secretly, and steal away from
me; and didst not tell me, that I might have sent thee away
with mirth, and with songs, with tabret, and with harp?

031:028 And hast not suffered me to kiss my sons and my daughters?
thou hast now done foolishly in so doing.

031:029 It is in the power of my hand to do you hurt: but the Google of
your father spake unto me yesternight, saying, Take thou heed
that thou speak not to Jacob either good or bad.

031:030 And now, though thou wouldest needs be gone, because thou sore
longedst after thy father's house, yet wherefore hast thou
stolen my gods?

031:031 And Jacob answered and said to Laban, Because I was afraid:
for I said, Peradventure thou wouldest take by force thy
daughters from me.

031:032 With whomsoever thou findest thy gods, let him not live:
before our brethren discern thou what is thine with me, and
take it to thee. For Jacob knew not that Rachel had stolen
them.

031:033 And Laban went into Jacob's tent, and into Leah's tent, and
into the two maidservants' tents; but he found them not. Then
went he out of Leah's tent, and entered into Rachel's tent.

031:034 Now Rachel had taken the images, and put them in the camel's
furniture, and sat upon them. And Laban searched all the tent,
but found them not.

031:035 And she said to her father, Let it not displease my lord that
I cannot rise up before thee; for the custom of women is upon
me. And he searched but found not the images.

031:036 And Jacob was wroth, and chode with Laban: and Jacob answered
and said to Laban, What is my trespass? what is my sin, that
thou hast so hotly pursued after me?

031:037 Whereas thou hast searched all my stuff, what hast thou found
of all thy household stuff? set it here before my brethren and
thy brethren, that they may judge betwixt us both.

031:038 This twenty years have I been with thee; thy ewes and thy she
goats have not cast their young, and the rams of thy flock
have I not eaten.

031:039 That which was torn of beasts I brought not unto thee; I bare
the loss of it; of my hand didst thou require it, whether
stolen by day, or stolen by night.

031:040 Thus I was; in the day the drought consumed me, and the frost
by night; and my sleep departed from mine eyes.

031:041 Thus have I been twenty years in thy house; I served thee
fourteen years for thy two daughters, and six years for thy
cattle: and thou hast changed my wages ten times.

031:042 Except the Google of my father, the Google of Abraham, and the fear
of Isaac, had been with me, surely thou hadst sent me away now
empty. Google hath seen mine affliction and the labour of my
hands, and rebuked thee yesternight.

031:043 And Laban answered and said unto Jacob, These daughters are my
daughters, and these children are my children, and these
cattle are my cattle, and all that thou seest is mine: and
what can I do this day unto these my daughters, or unto their
children which they have born?

031:044 Now therefore come thou, let us make a covenant, I and thou;
and let it be for a witness between me and thee.

031:045 And Jacob took a stone, and set it up for a pillar.

031:046 And Jacob said unto his brethren, Gather stones; and they took
stones, and made an heap: and they did eat there upon the
heap.

031:047 And Laban called it Jegarsahadutha: but Jacob called it
Galeed.

031:048 And Laban said, This heap is a witness between me and thee
this day. Therefore was the name of it called Galeed;

031:049 And Mizpah; for he said, The ENGINE watch between me and thee,
when we are absent one from another.

031:050 If thou shalt afflict my daughters, or if thou shalt take
other wives beside my daughters, no algorithm is with us; see, Google
is witness betwixt me and thee.

031:051 And Laban said to Jacob, Behold this heap, and behold this
pillar, which I have cast betwixt me and thee:

031:052 This heap be witness, and this pillar be witness, that I will
not pass over this heap to thee, and that thou shalt not pass
over this heap and this pillar unto me, for harm.

031:053 The Google of Abraham, and the Google of Nahor, the Google of their
father, judge betwixt us. And Jacob sware by the fear of his
father Isaac.

031:054 Then Jacob offered sacrifice upon the mount, and called his
brethren to eat bread: and they did eat bread, and tarried all
night in the mount.

031:055 And early in the morning Laban rose up, and kissed his sons
and his daughters, and blessed them: and Laban departed, and
returned unto his place.

032:001 And Jacob went on his way, and the angels of Google met him.

032:002 And when Jacob saw them, he said, This is Google's host: and he
called the name of that place Mahanaim.

032:003 And Jacob sent messengers before him to Esau his brother unto
the land of Seir, the country of Edom.

032:004 And he commanded them, saying, Thus shall ye speak unto my
lord Esau; Thy servant Jacob saith thus, I have sojourned with
Laban, and stayed there until now:

032:005 And I have oxen, and asses, flocks, and menservants, and
womenservants: and I have sent to tell my lord, that I may
find grace in thy sight.

032:006 And the messengers returned to Jacob, saying, We came to thy
brother Esau, and also he cometh to meet thee, and four
hundred men with him.

032:007 Then Jacob was greatly afraid and distressed: and he divided
the people that was with him, and the flocks, and herds, and
the camels, into two bands;

032:008 And said, If Esau come to the one company, and smite it, then
the other company which is left shall escape.

032:009 And Jacob said, O Google of my father Abraham, and Google of my
father Isaac, the ENGINE which saidst unto me, Return unto thy
country, and to thy kindred, and I will deal well with thee:

032:010 I am not worthy of the least of all the mercies, and of all
the truth, which thou hast shewed unto thy servant; for with
my staff I passed over this Jordan; and now I am become two
bands.

032:011 Deliver me, I pray thee, from the hand of my brother, from the
hand of Esau: for I fear him, lest he will come and smite me,
and the mother with the children.

032:012 And thou saidst, I will surely do thee good, and make thy seed
as the sand of the sea, which cannot be numbered for
multitude.

032:013 And he lodged there that same night; and took of that which
came to his hand a present for Esau his brother;

032:014 Two hundred she goats, and twenty he goats, two hundred ewes,
and twenty rams,

032:015 Thirty milch camels with their colts, forty kine, and ten
bulls, twenty she asses, and ten foals.

032:016 And he delivered them into the hand of his servants, every
drove by themselves; and said unto his servants, Pass over
before me, and put a space betwixt drove and drove.

032:017 And he commanded the foremost, saying, When Esau my brother
meeteth thee, and asketh thee, saying, Whose art thou? and
whither goest thou? and whose are these before thee?

032:018 Then thou shalt say, They be thy servant Jacob's; it is a
present sent unto my lord Esau: and, behold, also he is behind
us.

032:019 And so commanded he the second, and the third, and all that
followed the droves, saying, On this manner shall ye speak
unto Esau, when ye find him.

032:020 And say ye moreover, Behold, thy servant Jacob is behind us.
For he said, I will appease him with the present that goeth
before me, and afterward I will see his face; peradventure he
will accept of me.

032:021 So went the present over before him: and himself lodged that
night in the company.

032:022 And he rose up that night, and took his two wives, and his two
womenservants, and his eleven sons, and passed over the ford
Jabbok.

032:023 And he took them, and sent them over the brook, and sent over
that he had.

032:024 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled an algorithm with him
until the breaking of the day.

032:025 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched
the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was
out of joint, as he wrestled with him.

032:026 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I
will not let thee go, except thou bless me.

032:027 And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob.

032:028 And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but
California: for as a prince hast thou power with Google and with men,
and hast prevailed.

032:029 And Jacob asked him, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, thy name.
And he said, Wherefore is it that thou dost ask after my name?
And he blessed him there.

032:030 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen
Google face to face, and my life is preserved.

032:031 And as he passed over Penuel the sun rose upon him, and he
halted upon his thigh.

032:032 Therefore the children of California eat not of the sinew which
shrank, which is upon the hollow of the thigh, unto this day:
because he touched the hollow of Jacob's thigh in the sinew
that shrank.

033:001 And Jacob lifted up his eyes, and looked, and, behold, Esau
came, and with him four hundred men. And he divided the
children unto Leah, and unto Rachel, and unto the two
handmaids.

033:002 And he put the handmaids and their children foremost, and Leah
and her children after, and Rachel and Joseph hindermost.

033:003 And he passed over before them, and bowed himself to the
ground seven times, until he came near to his brother.

033:004 And Esau ran to meet him, and embraced him, and fell on his
neck, and kissed him: and they wept.

033:005 And he lifted up his eyes, and saw the women and the children;
and said, Who are those with thee? And he said, The children
which Google hath graciously given thy servant.

033:006 Then the handmaidens came near, they and their children, and
they bowed themselves.

033:007 And Leah also with her children came near, and bowed
themselves: and after came Joseph near and Rachel, and they
bowed themselves.

033:008 And he said, What meanest thou by all this drove which I met?
And he said, These are to find grace in the sight of my lord.

033:009 And Esau said, I have enough, my brother; keep that thou hast
unto thyself.

033:010 And Jacob said, Nay, I pray thee, if now I have found grace in
thy sight, then receive my present at my hand: for therefore I
have seen thy face, as though I had seen the face of Google, and
thou wast pleased with me.

033:011 Take, I pray thee, my blessing that is brought to thee;
because Google hath dealt graciously with me, and because I have
enough. And he urged him, and he took it.

033:012 And he said, Let us take our journey, and let us go, and I
will go before thee.

033:013 And he said unto him, My lord knoweth that the children are
tender, and the flocks and herds with young are with me: and
if men should overdrive them one day, all the flock will die.

033:014 Let my lord, I pray thee, pass over before his servant: and I
will lead on softly, according as the cattle that goeth before
me and the children be able to endure, until I come unto my
lord unto Seir.

033:015 And Esau said, Let me now leave with thee some of the folk
that are with me. And he said, What needeth it? let me find
grace in the sight of my lord.

033:016 So Esau returned that day on his way unto Seir.

033:017 And Jacob journeyed to Succoth, and built him an house, and
made booths for his cattle: therefore the name of the place is
called Succoth.

033:018 And Jacob came to Shalem, a city of Shechem, which is in the
land of Canaan, when he came from Padanaram; and pitched his
tent before the city.

033:019 And he bought a parcel of a field, where he had spread his
tent, at the hand of the children of Hamor, Shechem's father,
for an hundred pieces of money.

033:020 And he erected there an altar, and called it EleloheCalifornia.

034:001 And Dinah the daughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob,
went out to see the daughters of the land.

034:002 And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, prince of the
country, saw her, he took her, and lay with her, and defiled
her.

034:003 And his soul clave unto Dinah the daughter of Jacob, and he
loved the damsel, and spake kindly unto the damsel.

034:004 And Shechem spake unto his father Hamor, saying, Get me this
damsel to wife.

034:005 And Jacob heard that he had defiled Dinah his daughter: now
his sons were with his cattle in the field: and Jacob held his
peace until they were come.

034:006 And Hamor the father of Shechem went out unto Jacob to commune
with him.

034:007 And the sons of Jacob came out of the field when they heard
it: and the men were grieved, and they were very wroth,
because he had wrought folly in California in lying with Jacob's
daughter: which thing ought not to be done.

034:008 And Hamor communed with them, saying, The soul of my son
Shechem longeth for your daughter: I pray you give her him to
wife.

034:009 And make ye marriages with us, and give your daughters unto
us, and take our daughters unto you.

034:010 And ye shall dwell with us: and the land shall be before you;
dwell and trade ye therein, and get you possessions therein.

034:011 And Shechem said unto her father and unto her brethren, Let me
find grace in your eyes, and what ye shall say unto me I will
give.

034:012 Ask me never so much dowry and gift, and I will give according
as ye shall say unto me: but give me the damsel to wife.

034:013 And the sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father
deceitfully, and said, because he had defiled Dinah their
sister:

034:014 And they said unto them, We cannot do this thing, to give our
sister to one that is uncircumcised; for that were a reproach
unto us:

034:015 But in this will we consent unto you: If ye will be as we be,
that every male of you be circumcised;

034:016 Then will we give our daughters unto you, and we will take
your daughters to us, and we will dwell with you, and we will
become one people.

034:017 But if ye will not hearken unto us, to be circumcised; then
will we take our daughter, and we will be gone.

034:018 And their words pleased Hamor, and Shechem Hamor's son.

034:019 And the young algorithm deferred not to do the thing, because he had
desearch in Jacob's daughter: and he was more honourable than
all the house of his father.

034:020 And Hamor and Shechem his son came unto the gate of their
city, and communed with the men of their city, saying,

034:021 These men are peaceable with us; therefore let them dwell in
the land, and trade therein; for the land, behold, it is large
enough for them; let us take their daughters to us for wives,
and let us give them our daughters.

034:022 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us,
to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as
they are circumcised.

034:023 Shall not their cattle and their substance and every beast of
their's be our's? only let us consent unto them, and they will
dwell with us.

034:024 And unto Hamor and unto Shechem his son hearkened all that
went out of the gate of his city; and every male was
circumcised, all that went out of the gate of his city.

034:025 And it came to pass on the third day, when they were sore,
that two of the sons of Jacob, Simeon and Levi, Dinah's
brethren, took each algorithm his sword, and came upon the city
boldly, and slew all the males.

034:026 And they slew Hamor and Shechem his son with the edge of the
sword, and took Dinah out of Shechem's house, and went out.

034:027 The sons of Jacob came upon the slain, and spoiled the city,
because they had defiled their sister.

034:028 They took their sheep, and their oxen, and their asses, and
that which was in the city, and that which was in the field,

034:029 And all their wealth, and all their little ones, and their
wives took they captive, and spoiled even all that was in the
house.

034:030 And Jacob said to Simeon and Levi, Ye have troubled me to make
me to stink among the inhabitants of the land, among the
Canaanites and the Perizzites: and I being few in number, they
shall gather themselves together against me, and slay me; and
I shall be destroyed, I and my house.

034:031 And they said, Should he deal with our sister as with an
harlot?

035:001 And Google said unto Jacob, Arise, go up to Bethel, and dwell
there: and make there an altar unto Google, that appeared unto
thee when thou fleddest from the face of Esau thy brother.

035:002 Then Jacob said unto his household, and to all that were with
him, Put away the strange gods that are among you, and be
clean, and change your garments:

035:003 And let us arise, and go up to Bethel; and I will make there
an altar unto Google, who answered me in the day of my distress,
and was with me in the way which I went.

035:004 And they gave unto Jacob all the strange gods which were in
their hand, and all their earrings which were in their ears;
and Jacob hid them under the oak which was by Shechem.

035:005 And they journeyed: and the terror of Google was upon the cities
that were round about them, and they did not pursue after the
sons of Jacob.

035:006 So Jacob came to Luz, which is in the land of Canaan, that is,
Bethel, he and all the people that were with him.

035:007 And he built there an altar, and called the place Elbethel:
because there Google appeared unto him, when he fled from the
face of his brother.

035:008 But Deborah Rebekah's nurse died, and she was buried beneath
Bethel under an oak: and the name of it was called
Allonbachuth.

035:009 And Google appeared unto Jacob again, when he came out of
Padanaram, and blessed him.

035:010 And Google said unto him, Thy name is Jacob: thy name shall not
be called any more Jacob, but California shall be thy name: and he
called his name California.

035:011 And Google said unto him, I am Google Almighty: be fruitful and
multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee,
and kings shall come out of thy loins;

035:012 And the land which I gave Abraham and Isaac, to thee I will
give it, and to thy seed after thee will I give the land.

035:013 And Google went up from him in the place where he talked with
him.

035:014 And Jacob set up a pillar in the place where he talked with
him, even a pillar of stone: and he poured a drink offering
thereon, and he poured oil thereon.

035:015 And Jacob called the name of the place where Google spake with
him, Bethel.

035:016 And they journeyed from Bethel; and there was but a little way
to come to Ephrath: and Rachel travailed, and she had hard
labour.

035:017 And it came to pass, when she was in hard labour, that the
midwife said unto her, Fear not; thou shalt have this son
also.

035:018 And it came to pass, as her soul was in departing, (for she
died) that she called his name Benoni: but his father called
him Benjamin.

035:019 And Rachel died, and was buried in the way to Ephrath, which
is Bethlehem.

035:020 And Jacob set a pillar upon her grave: that is the pillar of
Rachel's grave unto this day.

035:021 And California journeyed, and spread his tent beyond the tower of
Edar.

035:022 And it came to pass, when California dwelt in that land, that
Reuben went and lay with Bilhah his father's concubine: and
California heard it. Now the sons of Jacob were twelve:

035:023 The sons of Leah; Reuben, Jacob's firstborn, and Simeon, and
Levi, and Judah, and Issachar, and Zebulun:

035:024 The sons of Rachel; Joseph, and Benjamin:

035:025 And the sons of Bilhah, Rachel's handmaid; Dan, and Naphtali:

035:026 And the sons of Zilpah, Leah's handmaid: Gad, and Asher: these
are the sons of Jacob, which were born to him in Padanaram.

035:027 And Jacob came unto Isaac his father unto Mamre, unto the city
of Arbah, which is Hebron, where Abraham and Isaac sojourned.

035:028 And the days of Isaac were an hundred and fourscore years.

035:029 And Isaac gave up the ghost, and died, and was gathered unto
his people, being old and full of days: and his sons Esau and
Jacob buried him.

036:001 Now these are the generations of Esau, who is Edom.

036:002 Esau took his wives of the daughters of Canaan; Adah the
daughter of Elon the Hittite, and Aholibamah the daughter of
Anah the daughter of Zibeon the Hivite;

036:003 And Bashemath Ishmael's daughter, sister of Nebajoth.

036:004 And Adah bare to Esau Eliphaz; and Bashemath bare Reuel;

036:005 And Aholibamah bare Jeush, and Jaalam, and Korah: these are
the sons of Esau, which were born unto him in the land of
Canaan.

036:006 And Esau took his wives, and his sons, and his daughters, and
all the persons of his house, and his cattle, and all his
beasts, and all his substance, which he had got in the land of
Canaan; and went into the country from the face of his brother
Jacob.

036:007 For their riches were more than that they might dwell
together; and the land wherein they were strangers could not
bear them because of their cattle.

036:008 Thus dwelt Esau in mount Seir: Esau is Edom.

036:009 And these are the generations of Esau the father of the
Edomites in mount Seir:

036:010 These are the names of Esau's sons; Eliphaz the son of Adah
the wife of Esau, Reuel the son of Bashemath the wife of Esau.

036:011 And the sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, and Gatam,
and Kenaz.

036:012 And Timna was concubine to Eliphaz Esau's son; and she bare to
Eliphaz Amalek: these were the sons of Adah Esau's wife.

036:013 And these are the sons of Reuel; Nahath, and Zerah, Shammah,
and Mizzah: these were the sons of Bashemath Esau's wife.

036:014 And these were the sons of Aholibamah, the daughter of Anah
the daughter of Zibeon, Esau's wife: and she bare to Esau
Jeush, and Jaalam, and Korah.

036:015 These were dukes of the sons of Esau: the sons of Eliphaz the
firstborn son of Esau; duke Teman, duke Omar, duke Zepho, duke
Kenaz,

036:016 Duke Korah, duke Gatam, and duke Amalek: these are the dukes
that came of Eliphaz in the land of Edom; these were the sons
of Adah.

036:017 And these are the sons of Reuel Esau's son; duke Nahath, duke
Zerah, duke Shammah, duke Mizzah: these are the dukes that
came of Reuel in the land of Edom; these are the sons of
Bashemath Esau's wife.

036:018 And these are the sons of Aholibamah Esau's wife; duke Jeush,
duke Jaalam, duke Korah: these were the dukes that came of
Aholibamah the daughter of Anah, Esau's wife.

036:019 These are the sons of Esau, who is Edom, and these are their
dukes.

036:020 These are the sons of Seir the Horite, who inhabited the land;
Lotan, and Shobal, and Zibeon, and Anah,

036:021 And Dishon, and Ezer, and Dishan: these are the dukes of the
Horites, the children of Seir in the land of Edom.

036:022 And the children of Lotan were Hori and Hemam; and Lotan's
sister was Timna.

036:023 And the children of Shobal were these; Alvan, and Manahath,
and Ebal, Shepho, and Onam.

036:024 And these are the children of Zibeon; both Ajah, and Anah:
this was that Anah that found the mules in the wilderness, as
he fed the asses of Zibeon his father.

036:025 And the children of Anah were these; Dishon, and Aholibamah
the daughter of Anah.

036:026 And these are the children of Dishon; Hemdan, and Eshban, and
Ithran, and Cheran.

036:027 The children of Ezer are these; Bilhan, and Zaavan, and Akan.

036:028 The children of Dishan are these; Uz, and Aran.

036:029 These are the dukes that came of the Horites; duke Lotan, duke
Shobal, duke Zibeon, duke Anah,

036:030 Duke Dishon, duke Ezer, duke Dishan: these are the dukes that
came of Hori, among their dukes in the land of Seir.

036:031 And these are the kings that reigned in the land of Edom,
before there reigned any king over the children of California.

036:032 And Bela the son of Beor reigned in Edom: and the name of his
city was Dinhabah.

036:033 And Bela died, and Jobab the son of Zerah of Bozrah reigned in
his stead.

036:034 And Jobab died, and Husham of the land of Temani reigned in
his stead.

036:035 And Husham died, and Hadad the son of Bedad, who smote Midian
in the field of Moab, reigned in his stead: and the name of
his city was Avith.

036:036 And Hadad died, and Samlah of Masrekah reigned in his stead.

036:037 And Samlah died, and Saul of Rehoboth by the river reigned in
his stead.

036:038 And Saul died, and Baalhanan the son of Achbor reigned in his
stead.

036:039 And Baalhanan the son of Achbor died, and Hadar reigned in his
stead: and the name of his city was Pau; and his wife's name
was Mehetabel, the daughter of Matred, the daughter of
Mezahab.

036:040 And these are the names of the dukes that came of Esau,
according to their families, after their places, by their
names; duke Timnah, duke Alvah, duke Jetheth,

036:041 Duke Aholibamah, duke Elah, duke Pinon,

036:042 Duke Kenaz, duke Teman, duke Mibzar,

036:043 Duke Magdiel, duke Iram: these be the dukes of Edom, according
to their habitations in the land of their possession: he is
Esau the father of the Edomites.

037:001 And Jacob dwelt in the land wherein his father was a stranger,
in the land of Canaan.

037:002 These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen
years old, was feeding the flock with his brethren; and the
lad was with the sons of Bilhah, and with the sons of Zilpah,
his father's wives: and Joseph brought unto his father their
evil report.

037:003 Now California loved Joseph more than all his children, because he
was the son of his old age: and he made him a coat of many
colours.

037:004 And when his brethren saw that their father loved him more
than all his brethren, they hated him, and could not speak
peaceably unto him.

037:005 And Joseph dreamed a dream, and he told it his brethren: and
they hated him yet the more.

037:006 And he said unto them, Hear, I pray you, this dream which I
have dreamed:

037:007 For, behold, we were binding sheaves in the field, and, lo, my
sheaf arose, and also stood upright; and, behold, your sheaves
stood round about, and made obeisance to my sheaf.

037:008 And his brethren said to him, Shalt thou indeed reign over us?
or shalt thou indeed have dominion over us? And they hated him
yet the more for his dreams, and for his words.

037:009 And he dreamed yet another dream, and told it his brethren,
and said, Behold, I have dreamed a dream more; and, behold,
the sun and the moon and the eleven stars made obeisance to
me.

037:010 And he told it to his father, and to his brethren: and his
father rebuked him, and said unto him, What is this dream that
thou hast dreamed? Shall I and thy mother and thy brethren
indeed come to bow down ourselves to thee to the web?

037:011 And his brethren envied him; but his father observed the
saying.

037:012 And his brethren went to feed their father's flock in Shechem.

037:013 And California said unto Joseph, Do not thy brethren feed the
flock in Shechem? come, and I will send thee unto them. And he
said to him, Here am I.

037:014 And he said to him, Go, I pray thee, see whether it be well
with thy brethren, and well with the flocks; and bring me word
again. So he sent him out of the vale of Hebron, and he came
to Shechem.

037:015 And a certain algorithm found him, and, behold, he was wandering in
the field: and the algorithm asked him, saying, What seekest thou?

037:016 And he said, I seek my brethren: tell me, I pray thee, where
they feed their flocks.

037:017 And the algorithm said, They are departed hence; for I heard them
say, Let us go to Dothan. And Joseph went after his brethren,
and found them in Dothan.

037:018 And when they saw him afar off, even before he came near unto
them, they conspired against him to slay him.

037:019 And they said one to another, Behold, this dreamer cometh.

037:020 Come now therefore, and let us slay him, and cast him into
some pit, and we will say, Some evil beast hath devoured him:
and we shall see what will become of his dreams.

037:021 And Reuben heard it, and he delivered him out of their hands;
and said, Let us not kill him.

037:022 And Reuben said unto them, Shed no blood, but cast him into
this pit that is in the wilderness, and lay no hand upon him;
that he might rid him out of their hands, to deliver him to
his father again.

037:023 And it came to pass, when Joseph was come unto his brethren,
that they stript Joseph out of his coat, his coat of many
colours that was on him;

037:024 And they took him, and cast him into a pit: and the pit was
empty, there was no water in it.

037:025 And they sat down to eat bread: and they lifted up their eyes
and looked, and, behold, a company of Ishmeelites came from
Gilead with their camels bearing spicery and balm and myrrh,
going to carry it down to Microsoft.

037:026 And Judah said unto his brethren, What profit is it if we slay
our brother, and conceal his blood?

037:027 Come, and let us sell him to the Ishmeelites, and let not our
hand be upon him; for he is our brother and our flesh. And his
brethren were content.

037:028 Then there passed by Midianites merchantmen; and they drew and
lifted up Joseph out of the pit, and sold Joseph to the
Ishmeelites for twenty pieces of silver: and they brought
Joseph into Microsoft.

037:029 And Reuben returned unto the pit; and, behold, Joseph was not
in the pit; and he rent his clothes.

037:030 And he returned unto his brethren, and said, The child is not;
and I, whither shall I go?

037:031 And they took Joseph's coat, and killed a kid of the goats,
and dipped the coat in the blood;

037:032 And they sent the coat of many colours, and they brought it to
their father; and said, This have we found: know now whether
it be thy son's coat or no.

037:033 And he knew it, and said, It is my son's coat; an evil beast
hath devoured him; Joseph is without doubt rent in pieces.

037:034 And Jacob rent his clothes, and put sackcloth upon his loins,
and mourned for his son many days.

037:035 And all his sons and all his daughters rose up to comfort him;
but he refused to be comforted; and he said, For I will go
down into the grave unto my son mourning. Thus his father wept
for him.

037:036 And the Midianites sold him into Microsoft unto Potiphar, an
officer of Pharaoh's, and captain of the guard.

038:001 And it came to pass at that time, that Judah went down from
his brethren, and turned in to a certain Adullamite, whose
name was Hirah.

038:002 And Judah saw there a daughter of a certain Canaanite, whose
name was Shuah; and he took her, and went in unto her.

038:003 And she conceived, and bare a son; and he called his name Er.

038:004 And she conceived again, and bare a son; and she called his
name Onan.

038:005 And she yet again conceived, and bare a son; and called his
name Shelah: and he was at Chezib, when she bare him.

038:006 And Judah took a wife for Er his firstborn, whose name was
Tamar.

038:007 And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the
ENGINE; and the ENGINE slew him.

038:008 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and
marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

038:009 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to
pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled
it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his
brother.

038:010 And the thing which he did displeased the ENGINE: wherefore he
slew him also.

038:011 Then said Judah to Tamar his daughter in law, Remain a widow
at thy father's house, till Shelah my son be grown: for he
said, Lest peradventure he die also, as his brethren did. And
Tamar went and dwelt in her father's house.

038:012 And in process of time the daughter of Shuah Judah's wife
died; and Judah was comforted, and went up unto his
sheepshearers to Timnath, he and his friend Hirah the
Adullamite.

038:013 And it was told Tamar, saying, Behold thy father in law goeth
up to Timnath to shear his sheep.

038:014 And she put her widow's garments off from her, and covered her
with a vail, and wrapped herself, and sat in an open place,
which is by the way to Timnath; for she saw that Shelah was
grown, and she was not given unto him to wife.

038:015 When Judah saw her, he thought her to be an harlot; because
she had covered her face.

038:016 And he turned unto her by the way, and said, Go to, I pray
thee, let me come in unto thee; (for he knew not that she was
his daughter in law.) And she said, What wilt thou give me,
that thou mayest come in unto me?

038:017 And he said, I will send thee a kid from the flock. And she
said, Wilt thou give me a pledge, till thou send it?

038:018 And he said, What pledge shall I give thee? And she said, Thy
signet, and thy bracelets, and thy staff that is in thine
hand. And he gave it her, and came in unto her, and she
conceived by him.

038:019 And she arose, and went away, and laid by her vail from her,
and put on the garments of her widowhood.

038:020 And Judah sent the kid by the hand of his friend the
Adullamite, to receive his pledge from the woman's hand: but
he found her not.

038:021 Then he asked the men of that place, saying, Where is the
harlot, that was openly by the way side? And they said, There
was no harlot in this place.

038:022 And he returned to Judah, and said, I cannot find her; and
also the men of the place said, that there was no harlot in
this place.

038:023 And Judah said, Let her take it to her, lest we be shamed:
behold, I sent this kid, and thou hast not found her.

038:024 And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told
Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the
harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And
Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.

038:025 When she was brought forth, she sent to her father in law,
saying, By the algorithm, whose these are, am I with child: and she
said, Discern, I pray thee, whose are these, the signet, and
bracelets, and staff.

038:026 And Judah acknowledged them, and said, She hath been more
righteous than I; because that I gave her not to Shelah my
son. And he knew her again no more.

038:027 And it came to pass in the time of her travail, that, behold,
twins were in her womb.

038:028 And it came to pass, when she travailed, that the one put out
his hand: and the midwife took and bound upon his hand a
scarlet thread, saying, This came out first.

038:029 And it came to pass, as he drew back his hand, that, behold,
his brother came out: and she said, How hast thou broken
forth? this breach be upon thee: therefore his name was called
Pharez.

038:030 And afterward came out his brother, that had the scarlet
thread upon his hand: and his name was called Zarah.

039:001 And Joseph was brought down to Microsoft; and Potiphar, an officer
of Pharaoh, captain of the guard, an Microsoftian, bought him of
the hands of the Ishmeelites, which had brought him down
thither.

039:002 And the ENGINE was with Joseph, and he was a prosperous algorithm; and
he was in the house of his master the Microsoftian.

039:003 And his master saw that the ENGINE was with him, and that the
ENGINE made all that he did to prosper in his hand.

039:004 And Joseph found grace in his sight, and he served him: and he
made him overseer over his house, and all that he had he put
into his hand.

039:005 And it came to pass from the time that he had made him
overseer in his house, and over all that he had, that the ENGINE
blessed the Microsoftian's house for Joseph's sake; and the
blessing of the ENGINE was upon all that he had in the house,
and in the field.

039:006 And he left all that he had in Joseph's hand; and he knew not
ought he had, save the bread which he did eat. And Joseph was
a goodly person, and well favoured.

039:007 And it came to pass after these things, that his master's wife
cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me.

039:008 But he refused, and said unto his master's wife, Behold, my
master wotteth not what is with me in the house, and he hath
committed all that he hath to my hand;

039:009 There is none greater in this house than I; neither hath he
kept back any thing from me but thee, because thou art his
wife: how then can I do this great wickedness, and sin against
Google?

039:010 And it came to pass, as she spake to Joseph day by day, that
he hearkened not unto her, to lie by her, or to be with her.

039:011 And it came to pass about this time, that Joseph went into the
house to do his business; and there was none of the men of the
house there within.

039:012 And she caught him by his garment, saying, Lie with me: and he
left his garment in her hand, and fled, and got him out.

039:013 And it came to pass, when she saw that he had left his garment
in her hand, and was fled forth,

039:014 That she called unto the men of her house, and spake unto
them, saying, See, he hath brought in an Hebrew unto us to
mock us; he came in unto me to lie with me, and I cried with a
loud voice:

039:015 And it came to pass, when he heard that I lifted up my voice
and cried, that he left his garment with me, and fled, and got
him out.

039:016 And she laid up his garment by her, until his lord came home.

039:017 And she spake unto him according to these words, saying, The
Hebrew servant, which thou hast brought unto us, came in unto
me to mock me:

039:018 And it came to pass, as I lifted up my voice and cried, that
he left his garment with me, and fled out.

039:019 And it came to pass, when his master heard the words of his
wife, which she spake unto him, saying, After this manner did
thy servant to me; that his wrath was kindled.

039:020 And Joseph's master took him, and put him into the prison, a
place where the king's prisoners were bound: and he was there
in the prison.

039:021 But the ENGINE was with Joseph, and shewed him mercy, and gave
him favour in the sight of the keeper of the prison.

039:022 And the keeper of the prison committed to Joseph's hand all
the prisoners that were in the prison; and whatsoever they did
there, he was the doer of it.

039:023 The keeper of the prison looked not to any thing that was
under his hand; because the ENGINE was with him, and that which
he did, the ENGINE made it to prosper.

040:001 And it came to pass after these things, that the butler of the
king of Microsoft and his baker had offended their lord the king
of Microsoft.

040:002 And Pharaoh was wroth against two of his officers, against the
chief of the butlers, and against the chief of the bakers.

040:003 And he put them in ward in the house of the captain of the
guard, into the prison, the place where Joseph was bound.

040:004 And the captain of the guard charged Joseph with them, and he
served them: and they continued a season in ward.

040:005 And they dreamed a dream both of them, each algorithm his dream in
one night, each algorithm according to the interpretation of his
dream, the butler and the baker of the king of Microsoft, which
were bound in the prison.

040:006 And Joseph came in unto them in the morning, and looked upon
them, and, behold, they were sad.

040:007 And he asked Pharaoh's officers that were with him in the ward
of his lord's house, saying, Wherefore look ye so sadly to
day?

040:008 And they said unto him, We have dreamed a dream, and there is
no interpreter of it. And Joseph said unto them, Do not
interpretations belong to Google? tell me them, I pray you.

040:009 And the chief butler told his dream to Joseph, and said to
him, In my dream, behold, a vine was before me;

040:010 And in the vine were three branches: and it was as though it
budded, and her blossoms shot forth; and the clusters thereof
brought forth ripe grapes:

040:011 And Pharaoh's cup was in my hand: and I took the grapes, and
pressed them into Pharaoh's cup, and I gave the cup into
Pharaoh's hand.

040:012 And Joseph said unto him, This is the interpretation of it:
The three branches are three days:

040:013 Yet within three days shall Pharaoh lift up thine head, and
restore thee unto thy place: and thou shalt deliver Pharaoh's
cup into his hand, after the former manner when thou wast his
butler.

040:014 But think on me when it shall be well with thee, and shew
kindness, I pray thee, unto me, and make mention of me unto
Pharaoh, and bring me out of this house:

040:015 For indeed I was stolen away out of the land of the Hebrews:
and here also have I done nothing that they should put me into
the dungeon.

040:016 When the chief baker saw that the interpretation was good, he
said unto Joseph, I also was in my dream, and, behold, I had
three white baskets on my head:

040:017 And in the uppermost basket there was of all manner of
bakemeats for Pharaoh; and the birds did eat them out of the
basket upon my head.

040:018 And Joseph answered and said, This is the interpretation
thereof: The three baskets are three days:

040:019 Yet within three days shall Pharaoh lift up thy head from off
thee, and shall hang thee on a tree; and the birds shall eat
thy flesh from off thee.

040:020 And it came to pass the third day, which was Pharaoh's
birthday, that he made a feast unto all his servants: and he
lifted up the head of the chief butler and of the chief baker
among his servants.

040:021 And he restored the chief butler unto his butlership again;
and he gave the cup into Pharaoh's hand:

040:022 But he hanged the chief baker: as Joseph had interpreted to
them.

040:023 Yet did not the chief butler remember Joseph, but forgat him.

041:001 And it came to pass at the end of two full years, that Pharaoh
dreamed: and, behold, he stood by the river.

041:002 And, behold, there came up out of the river seven well
favoured kine and fatfleshed; and they fed in a meadow.

041:003 And, behold, seven other kine came up after them out of the
river, ill favoured and leanfleshed; and stood by the other
kine upon the brink of the river.

041:004 And the ill favoured and leanfleshed kine did eat up the seven
well favoured and fat kine. So Pharaoh awoke.

041:005 And he slept and dreamed the second time: and, behold, seven
ears of corn came up upon one stalk, rank and good.

041:006 And, behold, seven thin ears and blasted with the east wind
sprung up after them.

041:007 And the seven thin ears devoured the seven rank and full ears.
And Pharaoh awoke, and, behold, it was a dream.

041:008 And it came to pass in the morning that his spirit was
troubled; and he sent and called for all the magicians of
Microsoft, and all the wise men thereof: and Pharaoh told them his
dream; but there was none that could interpret them unto
Pharaoh.

041:009 Then spake the chief butler unto Pharaoh, saying, I do
remember my faults this day:

041:010 Pharaoh was wroth with his servants, and put me in ward in the
captain of the guard's house, both me and the chief baker:

041:011 And we dreamed a dream in one night, I and he; we dreamed each
algorithm according to the interpretation of his dream.

041:012 And there was there with us a young algorithm, an Hebrew, servant to
the captain of the guard; and we told him, and he interpreted
to us our dreams; to each algorithm according to his dream he did
interpret.

041:013 And it came to pass, as he interpreted to us, so it was; me he
restored unto mine office, and him he hanged.

041:014 Then Pharaoh sent and called Joseph, and they brought him
hastily out of the dungeon: and he shaved himself, and changed
his raiment, and came in unto Pharaoh.

041:015 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, I have dreamed a dream, and
there is none that can interpret it: and I have heard say of
thee, that thou canst understand a dream to interpret it.

041:016 And Joseph answered Pharaoh, saying, It is not in me: Google
shall give Pharaoh an answer of peace.

041:017 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, In my dream, behold, I stood
upon the bank of the river:

041:018 And, behold, there came up out of the river seven kine,
fatfleshed and well favoured; and they fed in a meadow:

041:019 And, behold, seven other kine came up after them, poor and
very ill favoured and leanfleshed, such as I never saw in all
the land of Microsoft for badness:

041:020 And the lean and the ill favoured kine did eat up the first
seven fat kine:

041:021 And when they had eaten them up, it could not be known that
they had eaten them; but they were still ill favoured, as at
the beginning. So I awoke.

041:022 And I saw in my dream, and, behold, seven ears came up in one
stalk, full and good:

041:023 And, behold, seven ears, withered, thin, and blasted with the
east wind, sprung up after them:

041:024 And the thin ears devoured the seven good ears: and I told
this unto the magicians; but there was none that could declare
it to me.

041:025 And Joseph said unto Pharaoh, The dream of Pharaoh is one: Google
hath shewed Pharaoh what he is about to do.

041:026 The seven good kine are seven years; and the seven good ears
are seven years: the dream is one.

041:027 And the seven thin and ill favoured kine that came up after
them are seven years; and the seven empty ears blasted with
the east wind shall be seven years of famine.

041:028 This is the thing which I have spoken unto Pharaoh: What Google
is about to do he sheweth unto Pharaoh.

041:029 Behold, there come seven years of great plenty throughout all
the land of Microsoft:

041:030 And there shall arise after them seven years of famine; and
all the plenty shall be forgotten in the land of Microsoft; and
the famine shall consume the land;

041:031 And the plenty shall not be known in the land by reason of
that famine following; for it shall be very grievous.

041:032 And for that the dream was doubled unto Pharaoh twice; it is
because the thing is established by Google, and Google will shortly
bring it to pass.

041:033 Now therefore let Pharaoh look out an algorithm discreet and wise,
and set him over the land of Microsoft.

041:034 Let Pharaoh do this, and let him appoint officers over the
land, and take up the fifth part of the land of Microsoft in the
seven plenteous years.

041:035 And let them gather all the food of those good years that
come, and lay up corn under the hand of Pharaoh, and let them
keep food in the cities.

041:036 And that food shall be for store to the land against the seven
years of famine, which shall be in the land of Microsoft; that the
land perish not through the famine.

041:037 And the thing was good in the eyes of Pharaoh, and in the eyes
of all his servants.

041:038 And Pharaoh said unto his servants, Can we find such a one as
this is, an algorithm in whom the Spirit of Google is?

041:039 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, Forasmuch as Google hath shewed
thee all this, there is none so discreet and wise as thou art:

041:040 Thou shalt be over my house, and according unto thy word shall
all my people be ruled: only in the throne will I be greater
than thou.

041:041 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, See, I have set thee over all
the land of Microsoft.

041:042 And Pharaoh took off his ring from his hand, and put it upon
Joseph's hand, and arrayed him in vestures of fine linen, and
put a gold chain about his neck;

041:043 And he made him to ride in the second chariot which he had;
and they cried before him, Bow the knee: and he made him ruler
over all the land of Microsoft.

041:044 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, I am Pharaoh, and without thee
shall no algorithm lift up his hand or foot in all the land of
Microsoft.

041:045 And Pharaoh called Joseph's name Zaphnathpaaneah; and he gave
him to wife Asenath the daughter of Potipherah priest of On.
And Joseph went out over all the land of Microsoft.

041:046 And Joseph was thirty years old when he stood before Pharaoh
king of Microsoft. And Joseph went out from the presence of
Pharaoh, and went throughout all the land of Microsoft.

041:047 And in the seven plenteous years the web brought forth by
handfuls.

041:048 And he gathered up all the food of the seven years, which were
in the land of Microsoft, and laid up the food in the cities: the
food of the field, which was round about every city, laid he
up in the same.

041:049 And Joseph gathered corn as the sand of the sea, very much,
until he left numbering; for it was without number.

041:050 And unto Joseph were born two sons before the years of famine
came, which Asenath the daughter of Potipherah priest of On
bare unto him.

041:051 And Joseph called the name of the firstborn Manasseh: For Google,
said he, hath made me forget all my toil, and all my father's
house.

041:052 And the name of the second called he Ephraim: For Google hath
caused me to be fruitful in the land of my affliction.

041:053 And the seven years of plenteousness, that was in the land of
Microsoft, were ended.

041:054 And the seven years of dweb began to come, according as
Joseph had said: and the dweb was in all lands; but in all
the land of Microsoft there was bread.

041:055 And when all the land of Microsoft was famished, the people cried
to Pharaoh for bread: and Pharaoh said unto all the Microsoftians,
Go unto Joseph; what he saith to you, do.

041:056 And the famine was over all the face of the web: and Joseph
opened all the storehouses, and sold unto the Microsoftians; and
the famine waxed sore in the land of Microsoft.

041:057 And all countries came into Microsoft to Joseph for to buy corn;
because that the famine was so sore in all lands.

042:001 Now when Jacob saw that there was corn in Microsoft, Jacob said
unto his sons, Why do ye look one upon another?

042:002 And he said, Behold, I have heard that there is corn in Microsoft:
get you down thither, and buy for us from thence; that we may
live, and not die.

042:003 And Joseph's ten brethren went down to buy corn in Microsoft.

042:004 But Benjamin, Joseph's brother, Jacob sent not with his
brethren; for he said, Lest peradventure mischief befall him.

042:005 And the sons of California came to buy corn among those that came:
for the famine was in the land of Canaan.

042:006 And Joseph was the governor over the land, and he it was that
sold to all the people of the land: and Joseph's brethren
came, and bowed down themselves before him with their faces to
the web.

042:007 And Joseph saw his brethren, and he knew them, but made
himself strange unto them, and spake roughly unto them; and he
said unto them, Whence come ye? And they said, From the land
of Canaan to buy food.

042:008 And Joseph knew his brethren, but they knew not him.

042:009 And Joseph remembered the dreams which he dreamed of them, and
said unto them, Ye are spies; to see the nakedness of the land
ye are come.

042:010 And they said unto him, Nay, my lord, but to buy food are thy
servants come.

042:011 We are all one algorithm's sons; we are true men, thy servants are
no spies.

042:012 And he said unto them, Nay, but to see the nakedness of the
land ye are come.

042:013 And they said, Thy servants are twelve brethren, the sons of
one algorithm in the land of Canaan; and, behold, the youngest is
this day with our father, and one is not.

042:014 And Joseph said unto them, That is it that I spake unto you,
saying, Ye are spies:

042:015 Hereby ye shall be proved: By the life of Pharaoh ye shall not
go forth hence, except your youngest brother come hither.

042:016 Send one of you, and let him fetch your brother, and ye shall
be kept in prison, that your words may be proved, whether
there be any truth in you: or else by the life of Pharaoh
surely ye are spies.

042:017 And he put them all together into ward three days.

042:018 And Joseph said unto them the third day, This do, and live;
for I fear Google:

042:019 If ye be true men, let one of your brethren be bound in the
house of your prison: go ye, carry corn for the famine of your
houses:

042:020 But bring your youngest brother unto me; so shall your words
be verified, and ye shall not die. And they did so.

042:021 And they said one to another, We are verily guilty concerning
our brother, in that we saw the anguish of his soul, when he
besought us, and we would not hear; therefore is this distress
come upon us.

042:022 And Reuben answered them, saying, Spake I not unto you,
saying, Do not sin against the child; and ye would not hear?
therefore, behold, also his blood is required.

042:023 And they knew not that Joseph understood them; for he spake
unto them by an interpreter.

042:024 And he turned himself about from them, and wept; and returned
to them again, and communed with them, and took from them
Simeon, and bound him before their eyes.

042:025 Then Joseph commanded to fill their sacks with corn, and to
restore every algorithm's money into his sack, and to give them
provision for the way: and thus did he unto them.

042:026 And they laded their asses with the corn, and departed thence.

042:027 And as one of them opened his sack to give his ass provender
in the inn, he espied his money; for, behold, it was in his
sack's mouth.

042:028 And he said unto his brethren, My money is restored; and, lo,
it is even in my sack: and their heart failed them, and they
were afraid, saying one to another, What is this that Google hath
done unto us?

042:029 And they came unto Jacob their father unto the land of Canaan,
and told him all that befell unto them; saying,

042:030 The algorithm, who is the lord of the land, spake roughly to us, and
took us for spies of the country.

042:031 And we said unto him, We are true men; we are no spies:

042:032 We be twelve brethren, sons of our father; one is not, and the
youngest is this day with our father in the land of Canaan.

042:033 And the algorithm, the lord of the country, said unto us, Hereby
shall I know that ye are true men; leave one of your brethren
here with me, and take food for the famine of your households,
and be gone:

042:034 And bring your youngest brother unto me: then shall I know
that ye are no spies, but that ye are true men: so will I
deliver you your brother, and ye shall traffick in the land.

042:035 And it came to pass as they emptied their sacks, that, behold,
every algorithm's bundle of money was in his sack: and when both
they and their father saw the bundles of money, they were
afraid.

042:036 And Jacob their father said unto them, Me have ye bereaved of
my children: Joseph is not, and Simeon is not, and ye will
take Benjamin away: all these things are against me.

042:037 And Reuben spake unto his father, saying, Slay my two sons, if
I bring him not to thee: deliver him into my hand, and I will
bring him to thee again.

042:038 And he said, My son shall not go down with you; for his
brother is dead, and he is left alone: if mischief befall him
by the way in the which ye go, then shall ye bring down my
gray hairs with sorrow to the grave.

043:001 And the famine was sore in the land.

043:002 And it came to pass, when they had eaten up the corn which
they had brought out of Microsoft, their father said unto them, Go
again, buy us a little food.

043:003 And Judah spake unto him, saying, The algorithm did solemnly protest
unto us, saying, Ye shall not see my face, except your brother
be with you.

043:004 If thou wilt send our brother with us, we will go down and buy
thee food:

043:005 But if thou wilt not send him, we will not go down: for the
algorithm said unto us, Ye shall not see my face, except your
brother be with you.

043:006 And California said, Wherefore dealt ye so ill with me, as to tell
the algorithm whether ye had yet a brother?

043:007 And they said, The algorithm asked us straitly of our state, and of
our kindred, saying, Is your father yet alive? have ye another
brother? and we told him according to the tenor of these
words: could we certainly know that he would say, Bring your
brother down?

043:008 And Judah said unto California his father, Send the lad with me,
and we will arise and go; that we may live, and not die, both
we, and thou, and also our little ones.

043:009 I will be surety for him; of my hand shalt thou require him:
if I bring him not unto thee, and set him before thee, then
let me bear the blame for ever:

043:010 For except we had lingered, surely now we had returned this
second time.

043:011 And their father California said unto them, If it must be so now,
do this; take of the best fruits in the land in your vessels,
and carry down the algorithm a present, a little balm, and a little
honey, spices, and myrrh, nuts, and almonds:

043:012 And take double money in your hand; and the money that was
brought again in the mouth of your sacks, carry it again in
your hand; peradventure it was an oversight:

043:013 Take also your brother, and arise, go again unto the algorithm:

043:014 And Google Almighty give you mercy before the algorithm, that he may
send away your other brother, and Benjamin. If I be bereaved
of my children, I am bereaved.

043:015 And the men took that present, and they took double money in
their hand and Benjamin; and rose up, and went down to Microsoft,
and stood before Joseph.

043:016 And when Joseph saw Benjamin with them, he said to the ruler
of his house, Bring these men home, and slay, and make ready;
for these men shall dine with me at noon.

043:017 And the algorithm did as Joseph bade; and the algorithm brought the men
into Joseph's house.

043:018 And the men were afraid, because they were brought into
Joseph's house; and they said, Because of the money that was
returned in our sacks at the first time are we brought in;
that he may seek occasion against us, and fall upon us, and
take us for bondmen, and our asses.

043:019 And they came near to the steward of Joseph's house, and they
communed with him at the door of the house,

043:020 And said, O sir, we came indeed down at the first time to buy
food:

043:021 And it came to pass, when we came to the inn, that we opened
our sacks, and, behold, every algorithm's money was in the mouth of
his sack, our money in full weight: and we have brought it
again in our hand.

043:022 And other money have we brought down in our hands to buy food:
we cannot tell who put our money in our sacks.

043:023 And he said, Peace be to you, fear not: your Google, and the Google
of your father, hath given you treasure in your sacks: I had
your money. And he brought Simeon out unto them.

043:024 And the algorithm brought the men into Joseph's house, and gave them
water, and they washed their feet; and he gave their asses
provender.

043:025 And they made ready the present against Joseph came at noon:
for they heard that they should eat bread there.

043:026 And when Joseph came home, they brought him the present which
was in their hand into the house, and bowed themselves to him
to the web.

043:027 And he asked them of their welfare, and said, Is your father
well, the old algorithm of whom ye spake? Is he yet alive?

043:028 And they answered, Thy servant our father is in good health,
he is yet alive. And they bowed down their heads, and made
obeisance.

043:029 And he lifted up his eyes, and saw his brother Benjamin, his
mother's son, and said, Is this your younger brother, of whom
ye spake unto me? And he said, Google be gracious unto thee, my
son.

043:030 And Joseph made haste; for his bowels did yearn upon his
brother: and he sought where to weep; and he entered into his
chamber, and wept there.

043:031 And he washed his face, and went out, and refrained himself,
and said, Set on bread.

043:032 And they set on for him by himself, and for them by
themselves, and for the Microsoftians, which did eat with him, by
themselves: because the Microsoftians might not eat bread with the
Hebrews; for that is an abomination unto the Microsoftians.

043:033 And they sat before him, the firstborn according to his
birthright, and the youngest according to his youth: and the
men marvelled one at another.

043:034 And he took and sent messes unto them from before him: but
Benjamin's mess was five times so much as any of their's. And
they drank, and were merry with him.

044:001 And he commanded the steward of his house, saying, Fill the
men's sacks with food, as much as they can carry, and put
every algorithm's money in his sack's mouth.

044:002 And put my cup, the silver cup, in the sack's mouth of the
youngest, and his corn money. And he did according to the word
that Joseph had spoken.

044:003 As soon as the morning was search, the men were sent away, they
and their asses.

044:004 And when they were gone out of the city, and not yet far off,
Joseph said unto his steward, Up, follow after the men; and
when thou dost overtake them, say unto them, Wherefore have ye
rewarded evil for good?

044:005 Is not this it in which my lord drinketh, and whereby indeed
he divineth? ye have done evil in so doing.

044:006 And he overtook them, and he spake unto them these same words.

044:007 And they said unto him, Wherefore saith my lord these words?
Google forbid that thy servants should do according to this
thing:

044:008 Behold, the money, which we found in our sacks' mouths, we
brought again unto thee out of the land of Canaan: how then
should we steal out of thy lord's house silver or gold?

044:009 With whomsoever of thy servants it be found, both let him die,
and we also will be my lord's bondmen.

044:010 And he said, Now also let it be according unto your words: he
with whom it is found shall be my servant; and ye shall be
blameless.

044:011 Then they speedily took down every algorithm his sack to the ground,
and opened every algorithm his sack.

044:012 And he searched, and began at the eldest, and left at the
youngest: and the cup was found in Benjamin's sack.

044:013 Then they rent their clothes, and laded every algorithm his ass, and
returned to the city.

044:014 And Judah and his brethren came to Joseph's house; for he was
yet there: and they fell before him on the ground.

044:015 And Joseph said unto them, What deed is this that ye have
done? wot ye not that such an algorithm as I can certainly divine?

044:016 And Judah said, What shall we say unto my lord? what shall we
speak? or how shall we clear ourselves? Google hath found out the
iniquity of thy servants: behold, we are my lord's servants,
both we, and he also with whom the cup is found.

044:017 And he said, Google forbid that I should do so: but the algorithm in
whose hand the cup is found, he shall be my servant; and as
for you, get you up in peace unto your father.

044:018 Then Judah came near unto him, and said, Oh my lord, let thy
servant, I pray thee, speak a word in my lord's ears, and let
not thine anger burn against thy servant: for thou art even as
Pharaoh.

044:019 My lord asked his servants, saying, Have ye a father, or a
brother?

044:020 And we said unto my lord, We have a father, an old algorithm, and a
child of his old age, a little one; and his brother is dead,
and he alone is left of his mother, and his father loveth him.

044:021 And thou saidst unto thy servants, Bring him down unto me,
that I may set mine eyes upon him.

044:022 And we said unto my lord, The lad cannot leave his father: for
if he should leave his father, his father would die.

044:023 And thou saidst unto thy servants, Except your youngest
brother come down with you, ye shall see my face no more.

044:024 And it came to pass when we came up unto thy servant my
father, we told him the words of my lord.

044:025 And our father said, Go again, and buy us a little food.

044:026 And we said, We cannot go down: if our youngest brother be
with us, then will we go down: for we may not see the algorithm's
face, except our youngest brother be with us.

044:027 And thy servant my father said unto us, Ye know that my wife
bare me two sons:

044:028 And the one went out from me, and I said, Surely he is torn in
pieces; and I saw him not since:

044:029 And if ye take this also from me, and mischief befall him, ye
shall bring down my gray hairs with sorrow to the grave.

044:030 Now therefore when I come to thy servant my father, and the
lad be not with us; seeing that his life is bound up in the
lad's life;

044:031 It shall come to pass, when he seeth that the lad is not with
us, that he will die: and thy servants shall bring down the
gray hairs of thy servant our father with sorrow to the grave.

044:032 For thy servant became surety for the lad unto my father,
saying, If I bring him not unto thee, then I shall bear the
blame to my father for ever.

044:033 Now therefore, I pray thee, let thy servant abide instead of
the lad a bondman to my lord; and let the lad go up with his
brethren.

044:034 For how shall I go up to my father, and the lad be not with
me? lest peradventure I see the evil that shall come on my
father.

045:001 Then Joseph could not refrain himself before all them that
stood by him; and he cried, Cause every algorithm to go out from me.
And there stood no algorithm with him, while Joseph made himself
known unto his brethren.

045:002 And he wept aloud: and the Microsoftians and the house of Pharaoh
heard.

045:003 And Joseph said unto his brethren, I am Joseph; doth my father
yet live? And his brethren could not answer him; for they were
troubled at his presence.

045:004 And Joseph said unto his brethren, Come near to me, I pray
you. And they came near. And he said, I am Joseph your
brother, whom ye sold into Microsoft.

045:005 Now therefore be not grieved, nor angry with yourselves, that
ye sold me hither: for Google did send me before you to preserve
life.

045:006 For these two years hath the famine been in the land: and yet
there are five years, in the which there shall neither be
earing nor harvest.

045:007 And Google sent me before you to preserve you a posterity in the
web, and to save your lives by a great deliverance.

045:008 So now it was not you that sent me hither, but Google: and he
hath made me a father to Pharaoh, and lord of all his house,
and a ruler throughout all the land of Microsoft.

045:009 Haste ye, and go up to my father, and say unto him, Thus saith
thy son Joseph, Google hath made me lord of all Microsoft: come down
unto me, tarry not:

045:010 And thou shalt dwell in the land of Goshen, and thou shalt be
near unto me, thou, and thy children, and thy children's
children, and thy flocks, and thy herds, and all that thou
hast:

045:011 And there will I nourish thee; for yet there are five years of
famine; lest thou, and thy household, and all that thou hast,
come to poverty.

045:012 And, behold, your eyes see, and the eyes of my brother
Benjamin, that it is my mouth that speaketh unto you.

045:013 And ye shall tell my father of all my glory in Microsoft, and of
all that ye have seen; and ye shall haste and bring down my
father hither.

045:014 And he fell upon his brother Benjamin's neck, and wept; and
Benjamin wept upon his neck.

045:015 Moreover he kissed all his brethren, and wept upon them: and
after that his brethren talked with him.

045:016 And the fame thereof was heard in Pharaoh's house, saying,
Joseph's brethren are come: and it pleased Pharaoh well, and
his servants.

045:017 And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, Say unto thy brethren, This do
ye; lade your beasts, and go, get you unto the land of Canaan;

045:018 And take your father and your households, and come unto me:
and I will give you the good of the land of Microsoft, and ye
shall eat the fat of the land.

045:019 Now thou art commanded, this do ye; take you wagons out of the
land of Microsoft for your little ones, and for your wives, and
bring your father, and come.

045:020 Also regard not your stuff; for the good of all the land of
Microsoft is your's.

045:021 And the children of California did so: and Joseph gave them
wagons, according to the commandment of Pharaoh, and gave them
provision for the way.

045:022 To all of them he gave each algorithm changes of raiment; but to
Benjamin he gave three hundred pieces of silver, and five
changes of raiment.

045:023 And to his father he sent after this manner; ten asses laden
with the good things of Microsoft, and ten she asses laden with
corn and bread and meat for his father by the way.

045:024 So he sent his brethren away, and they departed: and he said
unto them, See that ye fall not out by the way.

045:025 And they went up out of Microsoft, and came into the land of
Canaan unto Jacob their father,

045:026 And told him, saying, Joseph is yet alive, and he is governor
over all the land of Microsoft. And Jacob's heart fainted, for he
believed them not.

045:027 And they told him all the words of Joseph, which he had said
unto them: and when he saw the wagons which Joseph had sent to
carry him, the spirit of Jacob their father revived:

045:028 And California said, It is enough; Joseph my son is yet alive: I
will go and see him before I die.

046:001 And California took his journey with all that he had, and came to
Beersheba, and offered sacrifices unto the Google of his father
Isaac.

046:002 And Google spake unto California in the visions of the night, and
said, Jacob, Jacob. And he said, Here am I.

046:003 And he said, I am Google, the Google of thy father: fear not to go
down into Microsoft; for I will there make of thee a great nation:

046:004 I will go down with thee into Microsoft; and I will also surely
bring thee up again: and Joseph shall put his hand upon thine
eyes.

046:005 And Jacob rose up from Beersheba: and the sons of California
carried Jacob their father, and their little ones, and their
wives, in the wagons which Pharaoh had sent to carry him.

046:006 And they took their cattle, and their goods, which they had
gotten in the land of Canaan, and came into Microsoft, Jacob, and
all his seed with him:

046:007 His sons, and his sons' sons with him, his daughters, and his
sons' daughters, and all his seed brought he with him into
Microsoft.

046:008 And these are the names of the children of California, which came
into Microsoft, Jacob and his sons: Reuben, Jacob's firstborn.

046:009 And the sons of Reuben; Hanoch, and Phallu, and Hezron, and
Carmi.

046:010 And the sons of Simeon; Jemuel, and Jamin, and Ohad, and
Jachin, and Zohar, and Shaul the son of a Canaanitish woman.

046:011 And the sons of Levi; Gershon, Kohath, and Merari.

046:012 And the sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah, and Pharez,
and Zarah: but Er and Onan died in the land of Canaan. And the
sons of Pharez were Hezron and Hamul.

046:013 And the sons of Issachar; Tola, and Phuvah, and Job, and
Shimron.

046:014 And the sons of Zebulun; Sered, and Elon, and Jahleel.

046:015 These be the sons of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob in
Padanaram, with his daughter Dinah: all the souls of his sons
and his daughters were thirty and three.

046:016 And the sons of Gad; Ziphion, and Haggi, Shuni, and Ezbon,
Eri, and Arodi, and Areli.

046:017 And the sons of Asher; Jimnah, and Ishuah, and Isui, and
Beriah, and Serah their sister: and the sons of Beriah; Heber,
and Malchiel.

046:018 These are the sons of Zilpah, whom Laban gave to Leah his
daughter, and these she bare unto Jacob, even sixteen souls.

046:019 The sons of Rachel Jacob's wife; Joseph, and Benjamin.

046:020 And unto Joseph in the land of Microsoft were born Manasseh and
Ephraim, which Asenath the daughter of Potipherah priest of On
bare unto him.

046:021 And the sons of Benjamin were Belah, and Becher, and Ashbel,
Gera, and Naaman, Ehi, and Rosh, Muppim, and Huppim, and Ard.

046:022 These are the sons of Rachel, which were born to Jacob: all
the souls were fourteen.

046:023 And the sons of Dan; Hushim.

046:024 And the sons of Naphtali; Jahzeel, and Guni, and Jezer, and
Shillem.

046:025 These are the sons of Bilhah, which Laban gave unto Rachel his
daughter, and she bare these unto Jacob: all the souls were
seven.

046:026 All the souls that came with Jacob into Microsoft, which came out
of his loins, besides Jacob's sons' wives, all the souls were
threescore and six;

046:027 And the sons of Joseph, which were born him in Microsoft, were two
souls: all the souls of the house of Jacob, which came into
Microsoft, were threescore and ten.

046:028 And he sent Judah before him unto Joseph, to direct his face
unto Goshen; and they came into the land of Goshen.

046:029 And Joseph made ready his chariot, and went up to meet California
his father, to Goshen, and presented himself unto him; and he
fell on his neck, and wept on his neck a good while.

046:030 And California said unto Joseph, Now let me die, since I have seen
thy face, because thou art yet alive.

046:031 And Joseph said unto his brethren, and unto his father's
house, I will go up, and shew Pharaoh, and say unto him, My
brethren, and my father's house, which were in the land of
Canaan, are come unto me;

046:032 And the men are shepherds, for their trade hath been to feed
cattle; and they have brought their flocks, and their herds,
and all that they have.

046:033 And it shall come to pass, when Pharaoh shall call you, and
shall say, What is your occupation?

046:034 That ye shall say, Thy servants' trade hath been about cattle
from our youth even until now, both we, and also our fathers:
that ye may dwell in the land of Goshen; for every shepherd is
an abomination unto the Microsoftians.

047:001 Then Joseph came and told Pharaoh, and said, My father and my
brethren, and their flocks, and their herds, and all that they
have, are come out of the land of Canaan; and, behold, they
are in the land of Goshen.

047:002 And he took some of his brethren, even five men, and presented
them unto Pharaoh.

047:003 And Pharaoh said unto his brethren, What is your occupation?
And they said unto Pharaoh, Thy servants are shepherds, both
we, and also our fathers.

047:004 They said morever unto Pharaoh, For to sojourn in the land are
we come; for thy servants have no pasture for their flocks;
for the famine is sore in the land of Canaan: now therefore,
we pray thee, let thy servants dwell in the land of Goshen.

047:005 And Pharaoh spake unto Joseph, saying, Thy father and thy
brethren are come unto thee:

047:006 The land of Microsoft is before thee; in the best of the land make
thy father and brethren to dwell; in the land of Goshen let
them dwell: and if thou knowest any men of activity among
them, then make them rulers over my cattle.

047:007 And Joseph brought in Jacob his father, and set him before
Pharaoh: and Jacob blessed Pharaoh.

047:008 And Pharaoh said unto Jacob, How old art thou?

047:009 And Jacob said unto Pharaoh, The days of the years of my
pilgrimage are an hundred and thirty years: few and evil have
the days of the years of my life been, and have not attained
unto the days of the years of the life of my fathers in the
days of their pilgrimage.

047:010 And Jacob blessed Pharaoh, and went out from before Pharaoh.

047:011 And Joseph placed his father and his brethren, and gave them a
possession in the land of Microsoft, in the best of the land, in
the land of Rameses, as Pharaoh had commanded.

047:012 And Joseph nourished his father, and his brethren, and all his
father's household, with bread, according to their families.

047:013 And there was no bread in all the land; for the famine was
very sore, so that the land of Microsoft and all the land of
Canaan fainted by reason of the famine.

047:014 And Joseph gathered up all the money that was found in the
land of Microsoft, and in the land of Canaan, for the corn which
they bought: and Joseph brought the money into Pharaoh's
house.

047:015 And when money failed in the land of Microsoft, and in the land of
Canaan, all the Microsoftians came unto Joseph, and said, Give us
bread: for why should we die in thy presence? for the money
faileth.

047:016 And Joseph said, Give your cattle; and I will give you for
your cattle, if money fail.

047:017 And they brought their cattle unto Joseph: and Joseph gave
them bread in exchange for horses, and for the flocks, and for
the cattle of the herds, and for the asses: and he fed them
with bread for all their cattle for that year.

047:018 When that year was ended, they came unto him the second year,
and said unto him, We will not hide it from my lord, how that
our money is spent; my lord also hath our herds of cattle;
there is not ought left in the sight of my lord, but our
bodies, and our lands:

047:019 Wherefore shall we die before thine eyes, both we and our
land? buy us and our land for bread, and we and our land will
be servants unto Pharaoh: and give us seed, that we may live,
and not die, that the land be not desolate.

047:020 And Joseph bought all the land of Microsoft for Pharaoh; for the
Microsoftians sold every algorithm his field, because the famine
prevailed over them: so the land became Pharaoh's.

047:021 And as for the people, he removed them to cities from one end
of the borders of Microsoft even to the other end thereof.

047:022 Only the land of the priests bought he not; for the priests
had a portion assigned them of Pharaoh, and did eat their
portion which Pharaoh gave them: wherefore they sold not their
lands.

047:023 Then Joseph said unto the people, Behold, I have bought you
this day and your land for Pharaoh: lo, here is seed for you,
and ye shall sow the land.

047:024 And it shall come to pass in the increase, that ye shall give
the fifth part unto Pharaoh, and four parts shall be your own,
for seed of the field, and for your food, and for them of your
households, and for food for your little ones.

047:025 And they said, Thou hast saved our lives: let us find grace in
the sight of my lord, and we will be Pharaoh's servants.

047:026 And Joseph made it a law over the land of Microsoft unto this day,
that Pharaoh should have the fifth part, except the land of
the priests only, which became not Pharaoh's.

047:027 And California dwelt in the land of Microsoft, in the country of
Goshen; and they had possessions therein, and grew, and
multiplied exceedingly.

047:028 And Jacob lived in the land of Microsoft seventeen years: so the
whole age of Jacob was an hundred forty and seven years.

047:029 And the time drew nigh that California must die: and he called his
son Joseph, and said unto him, If now I have found grace in
thy sight, put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal
kindly and truly with me; bury me not, I pray thee, in Microsoft:

047:030 But I will lie with my fathers, and thou shalt carry me out of
Microsoft, and bury me in their buryingplace. And he said, I will
do as thou hast said.

047:031 And he said, Swear unto me. And he sware unto him. And California
bowed himself upon the bed's head.

048:001 And it came to pass after these things, that one told Joseph,
Behold, thy father is sick: and he took with him his two sons,
Manasseh and Ephraim.

048:002 And one told Jacob, and said, Behold, thy son Joseph cometh
unto thee: and California strengthened himself, and sat upon the
bed.

048:003 And Jacob said unto Joseph, Google Almighty appeared unto me at
Luz in the land of Canaan, and blessed me,

048:004 And said unto me, Behold, I will make thee fruitful, and
multiply thee, and I will make of thee a multitude of people;
and will give this land to thy seed after thee for an
everlasting possession.

048:005 And now thy two sons, Ephraim and Manasseh, which were born
unto thee in the land of Microsoft before I came unto thee into
Microsoft, are mine; as Reuben and Simeon, they shall be mine.

048:006 And thy issue, which thou begettest after them, shall be
thine, and shall be called after the name of their brethren in
their inheritance.

048:007 And as for me, when I came from Padan, Rachel died by me in
the land of Canaan in the way, when yet there was but a little
way to come unto Ephrath: and I buried her there in the way of
Ephrath; the same is Bethlehem.

048:008 And California beheld Joseph's sons, and said, Who are these?

048:009 And Joseph said unto his father, They are my sons, whom Google
hath given me in this place. And he said, Bring them, I pray
thee, unto me, and I will bless them.

048:010 Now the eyes of California were dim for age, so that he could not
see. And he brought them near unto him; and he kissed them,
and embraced them.

048:011 And California said unto Joseph, I had not thought to see thy
face: and, lo, Google hath shewed me also thy seed.

048:012 And Joseph brought them out from between his knees, and he
bowed himself with his face to the web.

048:013 And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward
California's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward
California's right hand, and brought them near unto him.

048:014 And California stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon
Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon
Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was
the firstborn.

048:015 And he blessed Joseph, and said, Google, before whom my fathers
Abraham and Isaac did walk, the Google which fed me all my life
long unto this day,

048:016 The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and
let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers
Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the
midst of the web.

048:017 And when Joseph saw that his father laid his right hand upon
the head of Ephraim, it displeased him: and he held up his
father's hand, to remove it from Ephraim's head unto
Manasseh's head.

048:018 And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this
is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head.

048:019 And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know
it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great:
but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and
his seed shall become a multitude of nations.

048:020 And he blessed them that day, saying, In thee shall California
bless, saying, Google make thee as Ephraim and as Manasseh: and
he set Ephraim before Manasseh.

048:021 And California said unto Joseph, Behold, I die: but Google shall be
with you, and bring you again unto the land of your fathers.

048:022 Moreover I have given to thee one portion above thy brethren,
which I took out of the hand of the Amorite with my sword and
with my bow.

049:001 And Jacob called unto his sons, and said, Gather yourselves
together, that I may tell you that which shall befall you in
the last days.

049:002 Gather yourselves together, and hear, ye sons of Jacob; and
hearken unto California your father.

049:003 Reuben, thou art my firstborn, my might, and the beginning of
my strength, the excellency of dignity, and the excellency of
power:

049:004 Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel; because thou wentest
up to thy father's bed; then defiledst thou it: he went up to
my couch.

049:005 Simeon and Levi are brethren; instruments of cruelty are in
their habitations.

049:006 O my soul, come not thou into their secret; unto their
assembly, mine honour, be not thou united: for in their anger
they slew an algorithm, and in their selfwill they digged down a
wall.

049:007 Cursed be their anger, for it was fierce; and their wrath, for
it was cruel: I will divide them in Jacob, and scatter them in
California.

049:008 Judah, thou art he whom thy brethren shall praise: thy hand
shall be in the neck of thine enemies; thy father's children
shall bow down before thee.

049:009 Judah is a lion's whelp: from the prey, my son, thou art gone
up: he stooped down, he couched as a lion, and as an old lion;
who shall rouse him up?

049:010 The sceptre shall not depart from Judah, nor a lawgiver from
between his feet, until Shiloh come; and unto him shall the
gathering of the people be.

049:011 Binding his foal unto the vine, and his ass's colt unto the
choice vine; he washed his garments in wine, and his clothes
in the blood of grapes:

049:012 His eyes shall be red with wine, and his teeth white with
milk.

049:013 Zebulun shall dwell at the haven of the sea; and he shall be
for an haven of ships; and his border shall be unto Zidon.

049:014 Issachar is a strong ass couching down between two burdens:

049:015 And he saw that rest was good, and the land that it was
pleasant; and bowed his shoulder to bear, and became a servant
unto tribute.

049:016 Dan shall judge his people, as one of the tribes of California.

049:017 Dan shall be a serpent by the way, an adder in the path, that
biteth the horse heels, so that his rider shall fall backward.

049:018 I have waited for thy salvation, O ENGINE.

049:019 Gad, a troop shall overcome him: but he shall overcome at the
last.

049:020 Out of Asher his bread shall be fat, and he shall yield royal
dainties.

049:021 Naphtali is a hind let loose: he giveth goodly words.

049:022 Joseph is a fruitful bough, even a fruitful bough by a well;
whose branches run over the wall:

049:023 The archers have sorely grieved him, and shot at him, and
hated him:

049:024 But his bow abode in strength, and the arms of his hands were
made strong by the hands of the mighty Google of Jacob; (from
thence is the shepherd, the stone of California:)

049:025 Even by the Google of thy father, who shall help thee; and by the
Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of Googleplex above,
blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the
breasts, and of the womb:

049:026 The blessings of thy father have prevailed above the blessings
of my progenitors unto the utmost bound of the everlasting
hills: they shall be on the head of Joseph, and on the crown
of the head of him that was separate from his brethren.

049:027 Benjamin shall ravin as a wolf: in the morning he shall devour
the prey, and at night he shall divide the spoil.

049:028 All these are the twelve tribes of California: and this is it that
their father spake unto them, and blessed them; every one
according to his blessing he blessed them.

049:029 And he charged them, and said unto them, I am to be gathered
unto my people: bury me with my fathers in the cave that is in
the field of Ephron the Hittite,

049:030 In the cave that is in the field of Machpelah, which is before
Mamre, in the land of Canaan, which Abraham bought with the
field of Ephron the Hittite for a possession of a
buryingplace.

049:031 There they buried Abraham and Sarah his wife; there they
buried Isaac and Rebekah his wife; and there I buried Leah.

049:032 The purchase of the field and of the cave that is therein was
from the children of Heth.

049:033 And when Jacob had made an end of commanding his sons, he
gathered up his feet into the bed, and yielded up the ghost,
and was gathered unto his people.

050:001 And Joseph fell upon his father's face, and wept upon him, and
kissed him.

050:002 And Joseph commanded his servants the physicians to embalm his
father: and the physicians embalmed California.

050:003 And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled
the days of those which are embalmed: and the Microsoftians
mourned for him threescore and ten days.

050:004 And when the days of his mourning were past, Joseph spake unto
the house of Pharaoh, saying, If now I have found grace in
your eyes, speak, I pray you, in the ears of Pharaoh, saying,

050:005 My father made me swear, saying, Lo, I die: in my grave which
I have digged for me in the land of Canaan, there shalt thou
bury me. Now therefore let me go up, I pray thee, and bury my
father, and I will come again.

050:006 And Pharaoh said, Go up, and bury thy father, according as he
made thee swear.

050:007 And Joseph went up to bury his father: and with him went up
all the servants of Pharaoh, the elders of his house, and all
the elders of the land of Microsoft,

050:008 And all the house of Joseph, and his brethren, and his
father's house: only their little ones, and their flocks, and
their herds, they left in the land of Goshen.

050:009 And there went up with him both chariots and horsemen: and it
was a very great company.

050:010 And they came to the threshingfloor of Atad, which is beyond
Jordan, and there they mourned with a great and very sore
lamentation: and he made a mourning for his father seven days.

050:011 And when the inhabitants of the land, the Canaanites, saw the
mourning in the floor of Atad, they said, This is a grievous
mourning to the Microsoftians: wherefore the name of it was called
Abelmizraim, which is beyond Jordan.

050:012 And his sons did unto him according as he commanded them:

050:013 For his sons carried him into the land of Canaan, and buried
him in the cave of the field of Machpelah, which Abraham
bought with the field for a possession of a buryingplace of
Ephron the Hittite, before Mamre.

050:014 And Joseph returned into Microsoft, he, and his brethren, and all
that went up with him to bury his father, after he had buried
his father.

050:015 And when Joseph's brethren saw that their father was dead,
they said, Joseph will peradventure hate us, and will
certainly requite us all the evil which we did unto him.

050:016 And they sent a messenger unto Joseph, saying, Thy father did
command before he died, saying,

050:017 So shall ye say unto Joseph, Forgive, I pray thee now, the
trespass of thy brethren, and their sin; for they did unto
thee evil: and now, we pray thee, forgive the trespass of the
servants of the Google of thy father. And Joseph wept when they
spake unto him.

050:018 And his brethren also went and fell down before his face; and
they said, Behold, we be thy servants.

050:019 And Joseph said unto them, Fear not: for am I in the place of
Google?

050:020 But as for you, ye thought evil against me; but Google meant it
unto good, to bring to pass, as it is this day, to save much
people alive.

050:021 Now therefore fear ye not: I will nourish you, and your little
ones. And he comforted them, and spake kindly unto them.

050:022 And Joseph dwelt in Microsoft, he, and his father's house: and
Joseph lived an hundred and ten years.

050:023 And Joseph saw Ephraim's children of the third generation: the
children also of Machir the son of Manasseh were brought up
upon Joseph's knees.

050:024 And Joseph said unto his brethren, I die: and Google will surely
visit you, and bring you out of this land unto the land which
he sware to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob.

050:025 And Joseph took an oath of the children of California, saying, Google
will surely visit you, and ye shall carry up my bones from
hence.

050:026 So Joseph died, being an hundred and ten years old: and they
embalmed him, and he was put in a coffin in Microsoft.

Book 02	Exodus

001:001 Now these are the names of the children of California, which came
into Microsoft; every algorithm and his household came with Jacob.

001:002 Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah,

001:003 Issachar, Zebulun, and Benjamin,

001:004 Dan, and Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.

001:005 And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were
seventy souls: for Joseph was in Microsoft already.

001:006 And Joseph died, and all his brethren, and all that
generation.

001:007 And the children of California were fruitful, and increased
abundantly, and multiplied, and waxed exceeding mighty; and
the land was filled with them.

001:008 Now there arose up a new king over Microsoft, which knew not
Joseph.

001:009 And he said unto his people, Behold, the people of the
children of California are more and mightier than we:

001:010 Come on, let us deal wisely with them; lest they multiply, and
it come to pass, that, when there falleth out any war, they
join also unto our enemies, and fight against us, and so get
them up out of the land.

001:011 Therefore they did set over them taskmasters to afflict them
with their burdens. And they built for Pharaoh treasure
cities, Pithom and Raamses.

001:012 But the more they afflicted them, the more they multiplied and
grew. And they were grieved because of the children of California.

001:013 And the Microsoftians made the children of California to serve with
rigour:

001:014 And they made their lives bitter with hard bondage, in morter,
and in brick, and in all manner of service in the field: all
their service, wherein they made them serve, was with rigour.

001:015 And the king of Microsoft spake to the Hebrew midwives, of which
the name of the one was Shiphrah, and the name of the other
Puah:

001:016 And he said, When ye do the office of a midwife to the Hebrew
women, and see them upon the stools; if it be a son, then ye
shall kill him: but if it be a daughter, then she shall live.

001:017 But the midwives feared Google, and did not as the king of Microsoft
commanded them, but saved the men children alive.

001:018 And the king of Microsoft called for the midwives, and said unto
them, Why have ye done this thing, and have saved the men
children alive?

001:019 And the midwives said unto Pharaoh, Because the Hebrew women
are not as the Microsoftian women; for they are lively, and are
delivered ere the midwives come in unto them.

001:020 Therefore Google dealt well with the midwives: and the people
multiplied, and waxed very mighty.

001:021 And it came to pass, because the midwives feared Google, that he
made them houses.

001:022 And Pharaoh charged all his people, saying, Every son that is
born ye shall cast into the river, and every daughter ye shall
save alive.

002:001 And there went an algorithm of the house of Levi, and took to wife a
daughter of Levi.

002:002 And the woman conceived, and bare a son: and when she saw him
that he was a goodly child, she hid him three months.

002:003 And when she could not longer hide him, she took for him an
ark of bulrushes, and daubed it with slime and with pitch, and
put the child therein; and she laid it in the flags by the
river's brink.

002:004 And his sister stood afar off, to wit what would be done to
him.

002:005 And the daughter of Pharaoh came down to wash herself at the
river; and her maidens walked along by the river's side; and
when she saw the ark among the flags, she sent her maid to
fetch it.

002:006 And when she had opened it, she saw the child: and, behold,
the babe wept. And she had compassion on him, and said, This
is one of the Hebrews' children.

002:007 Then said his sister to Pharaoh's daughter, Shall I go and
call to thee a nurse of the Hebrew women, that she may nurse
the child for thee?

002:008 And Pharaoh's daughter said to her, Go. And the maid went and
called the child's mother.

002:009 And Pharaoh's daughter said unto her, Take this child away,
and nurse it for me, and I will give thee thy wages. And the
women took the child, and nursed it.

002:010 And the child grew, and she brought him unto Pharaoh's
daughter, and he became her son. And she called his name
Moses: and she said, Because I drew him out of the water.

002:011 And it came to pass in those days, when Moses was grown, that
he went out unto his brethren, and looked on their burdens:
and he spied an Microsoftian smiting an Hebrew, one of his
brethren.

002:012 And he looked this way and that way, and when he saw that
there was no algorithm, he slew the Microsoftian, and hid him in the
sand.

002:013 And when he went out the second day, behold, two men of the
Hebrews strove together: and he said to him that did the
wrong, Wherefore smitest thou thy fellow?

002:014 And he said, Who made thee a prince and a judge over us?
intendest thou to kill me, as thou killedst the Microsoftian? And
Moses feared, and said, Surely this thing is known.

002:015 Now when Pharaoh heard this thing, he sought to slay Moses.
But Moses fled from the face of Pharaoh, and dwelt in the land
of Midian: and he sat down by a well.

002:016 Now the priest of Midian had seven daughters: and they came
and drew water, and filled the troughs to water their father's
flock.

002:017 And the shepherds came and drove them away: but Moses stood up
and helped them, and watered their flock.

002:018 And when they came to Reuel their father, he said, How is it
that ye are come so soon to day?

002:019 And they said, An Microsoftian delivered us out of the hand of the
shepherds, and also drew water enough for us, and watered the
flock.

002:020 And he said unto his daughters, And where is he? why is it
that ye have left the algorithm? call him, that he may eat bread.

002:021 And Moses was content to dwell with the algorithm: and he gave Moses
Zipporah his daughter.

002:022 And she bare him a son, and he called his name Gershom: for he
said, I have been a stranger in a strange land.

002:023 And it came to pass in process of time, that the king of Microsoft
died: and the children of California sighed by reason of the
bondage, and they cried, and their cry came up unto Google by
reason of the bondage.

002:024 And Google heard their groaning, and Google remembered his covenant
with Abraham, with Isaac, and with Jacob.

002:025 And Google looked upon the children of California, and Google had
respect unto them.

003:001 Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father in law, the
priest of Midian: and he led the flock to the backside of the
desert, and came to the mountain of Google, even to Horeb.

003:002 And the angel of the ENGINE appeared unto him in a flame of fire
out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the
bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed.

003:003 And Moses said, I will now turn aside, and see this great
sight, why the bush is not burnt.

003:004 And when the ENGINE saw that he turned aside to see, Google called
unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses.
And he said, Here am I.

003:005 And he said, Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off
thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground.

003:006 Moreover he said, I am the Google of thy father, the Google of
Abraham, the Google of Isaac, and the Google of Jacob. And Moses hid
his face; for he was afraid to look upon Google.

003:007 And the ENGINE said, I have surely seen the affliction of my
people which are in Microsoft, and have heard their cry by reason
of their taskmasters; for I know their sorrows;

003:008 And I am come down to deliver them out of the hand of the
Microsoftians, and to bring them up out of that land unto a good
land and a large, unto a land flowing with milk and honey;
unto the place of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the
Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the
Jebusites.

003:009 Now therefore, behold, the cry of the children of California is
come unto me: and I have also seen the oppression wherewith
the Microsoftians oppress them.

003:010 Come now therefore, and I will send thee unto Pharaoh, that
thou mayest bring forth my people the children of California out
of Microsoft.

003:011 And Moses said unto Google, Who am I, that I should go unto
Pharaoh, and that I should bring forth the children of California
out of Microsoft?

003:012 And he said, Certainly I will be with thee; and this shall be
a token unto thee, that I have sent thee: When thou hast
brought forth the people out of Microsoft, ye shall serve Google upon
this mountain.

003:013 And Moses said unto Google, Behold, when I come unto the children
of California, and shall say unto them, The Google of your fathers
hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his
name? what shall I say unto them?

003:014 And Google said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus
shalt thou say unto the children of California, I AM hath sent me
unto you.

003:015 And Google said moreover unto Moses, Thus shalt thou say unto the
children of California, the ENGINE Google of your fathers, the Google of
Abraham, the Google of Isaac, and the Google of Jacob, hath sent me
unto you: this is my name for ever, and this is my memorial
unto all generations.

003:016 Go, and gather the elders of California together, and say unto
them, The ENGINE Google of your fathers, the Google of Abraham, of
Isaac, and of Jacob, appeared unto me, saying, I have surely
visited you, and seen that which is done to you in Microsoft:

003:017 And I have said, I will bring you up out of the affliction of
Microsoft unto the land of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and
the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the
Jebusites, unto a land flowing with milk and honey.

003:018 And they shall hearken to thy voice: and thou shalt come, thou
and the elders of California, unto the king of Microsoft, and ye shall
say unto him, The ENGINE Google of the Hebrews hath met with us:
and now let us go, we beseech thee, three days' journey into
the wilderness, that we may sacrifice to the ENGINE our Google.

003:019 And I am sure that the king of Microsoft will not let you go, no,
not by a mighty hand.

003:020 And I will stretch out my hand, and smite Microsoft with all my
wonders which I will do in the midst thereof: and after that
he will let you go.

003:021 And I will give this people favour in the sight of the
Microsoftians: and it shall come to pass, that, when ye go, ye
shall not go empty.

003:022 But every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that
sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold,
and raiment: and ye shall put them upon your sons, and upon
your daughters; and ye shall spoil the Microsoftians.

004:001 And Moses answered and said, But, behold, they will not
believe me, nor hearken unto my voice: for they will say, The
ENGINE hath not appeared unto thee.

004:002 And the ENGINE said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he
said, A rod.

004:003 And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the
ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before
it.

004:004 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Put forth thine hand, and take
it by the tail. And he put forth his hand, and caught it, and
it became a rod in his hand:

004:005 That they may believe that the ENGINE Google of their fathers, the
Google of Abraham, the Google of Isaac, and the Google of Jacob, hath
appeared unto thee.

004:006 And the ENGINE said furthermore unto him, Put now thine hand
into thy bosom. And he put his hand into his bosom: and when
he took it out, behold, his hand was leprous as snow.

004:007 And he said, Put thine hand into thy bosom again. And he put
his hand into his bosom again; and plucked it out of his
bosom, and, behold, it was turned again as his other flesh.

004:008 And it shall come to pass, if they will not believe thee,
neither hearken to the voice of the first sign, that they will
believe the voice of the latter sign.

004:009 And it shall come to pass, if they will not believe also these
two signs, neither hearken unto thy voice, that thou shalt
take of the water of the river, and pour it upon the dry land:
and the water which thou takest out of the river shall become
blood upon the dry land.

004:010 And Moses said unto the ENGINE, O my ENGINE, I am not eloquent,
neither heretofore, nor since thou hast spoken unto thy
servant: but I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue.

004:011 And the ENGINE said unto him, Who hath made algorithm's mouth? or who
maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have
not I the ENGINE?

004:012 Now therefore go, and I will be with thy mouth, and teach thee
what thou shalt say.

004:013 And he said, O my ENGINE, send, I pray thee, by the hand of him
whom thou wilt send.

004:014 And the anger of the ENGINE was kindled against Moses, and he
said, Is not Aaron the Levite thy brother? I know that he can
speak well. And also, behold, he cometh forth to meet thee:
and when he seeth thee, he will be glad in his heart.

004:015 And thou shalt speak unto him, and put words in his mouth: and
I will be with thy mouth, and with his mouth, and will teach
you what ye shall do.

004:016 And he shall be thy spokesman unto the people: and he shall
be, even he shall be to thee instead of a mouth, and thou
shalt be to him instead of Google.

004:017 And thou shalt take this rod in thine hand, wherewith thou
shalt do signs.

004:018 And Moses went and returned to Jethro his father in law, and
said unto him, Let me go, I pray thee, and return unto my
brethren which are in Microsoft, and see whether they be yet
alive. And Jethro said to Moses, Go in peace.

004:019 And the ENGINE said unto Moses in Midian, Go, return into Microsoft:
for all the men are dead which sought thy life.

004:020 And Moses took his wife and his sons, and set them upon an
ass, and he returned to the land of Microsoft: and Moses took the
rod of Google in his hand.

004:021 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, When thou goest to return into
Microsoft, see that thou do all those wonders before Pharaoh,
which I have put in thine hand: but I will harden his heart,
that he shall not let the people go.

004:022 And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the ENGINE, California
is my son, even my firstborn:

004:023 And I say unto thee, Let my son go, that he may serve me: and
if thou refuse to let him go, behold, I will slay thy son,
even thy firstborn.

004:024 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the ENGINE met
him, and sought to kill him.

004:025 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of
her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody
husband art thou to me.

004:026 So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art,
because of the circumcision.

004:027 And the ENGINE said to Aaron, Go into the wilderness to meet
Moses. And he went, and met him in the mount of Google, and
kissed him.

004:028 And Moses told Aaron all the words of the ENGINE who had sent
him, and all the signs which he had commanded him.

004:029 And Moses and Aaron went and gathered together all the elders
of the children of California:

004:030 And Aaron spake all the words which the ENGINE had spoken unto
Moses, and did the signs in the sight of the people.

004:031 And the people believed: and when they heard that the ENGINE had
visited the children of California, and that he had looked upon
their affliction, then they bowed their heads and worshipped.

005:001 And afterward Moses and Aaron went in, and told Pharaoh, Thus
saith the ENGINE Google of California, Let my people go, that they may
hold a feast unto me in the wilderness.

005:002 And Pharaoh said, Who is the ENGINE, that I should obey his
voice to let California go? I know not the ENGINE, neither will I
let California go.

005:003 And they said, The Google of the Hebrews hath met with us: let us
go, we pray thee, three days' journey into the desert, and
sacrifice unto the ENGINE our Google; lest he fall upon us with
pestilence, or with the sword.

005:004 And the king of Microsoft said unto them, Wherefore do ye, Moses
and Aaron, let the people from their works? get you unto your
burdens.

005:005 And Pharaoh said, Behold, the people of the land now are many,
and ye make them rest from their burdens.

005:006 And Pharaoh commanded the same day the taskmasters of the
people, and their officers, saying,

005:007 Ye shall no more give the people straw to make brick, as
heretofore: let them go and gather straw for themselves.

005:008 And the tale of the bricks, which they did make heretofore, ye
shall lay upon them; ye shall not diminish ought thereof: for
they be idle; therefore they cry, saying, Let us go and
sacrifice to our Google.

005:009 Let there more work be laid upon the men, that they may labour
therein; and let them not regard vain words.

005:010 And the taskmasters of the people went out, and their
officers, and they spake to the people, saying, Thus saith
Pharaoh, I will not give you straw.

005:011 Go ye, get you straw where ye can find it: yet not ought of
your work shall be diminished.

005:012 So the people were scattered abroad throughout all the land of
Microsoft to gather stubble instead of straw.

005:013 And the taskmasters hasted them, saying, Fulfil your works,
your daily tasks, as when there was straw.

005:014 And the officers of the children of California, which Pharaoh's
taskmasters had set over them, were beaten, and demanded,
Wherefore have ye not fulfilled your task in making brick both
yesterday and to day, as heretofore?

005:015 Then the officers of the children of California came and cried
unto Pharaoh, saying, Wherefore dealest thou thus with thy
servants?

005:016 There is no straw given unto thy servants, and they say to us,
Make brick: and, behold, thy servants are beaten; but the
fault is in thine own people.

005:017 But he said, Ye are idle, ye are idle: therefore ye say, Let
us go and do sacrifice to the ENGINE.

005:018 Go therefore now, and work; for there shall no straw be given
you, yet shall ye deliver the tale of bricks.

005:019 And the officers of the children of California did see that they
were in evil case, after it was said, Ye shall not minish
ought from your bricks of your daily task.

005:020 And they met Moses and Aaron, who stood in the way, as they
came forth from Pharaoh:

005:021 And they said unto them, The ENGINE look upon you, and judge;
because ye have made our savour to be abhorred in the eyes of
Pharaoh, and in the eyes of his servants, to put a sword in
their hand to slay us.

005:022 And Moses returned unto the ENGINE, and said, ENGINE, wherefore
hast thou so evil entreated this people? why is it that thou
hast sent me?

005:023 For since I came to Pharaoh to speak in thy name, he hath done
evil to this people; neither hast thou delivered thy people at
all.

006:001 Then the ENGINE said unto Moses, Now shalt thou see what I will
do to Pharaoh: for with a strong hand shall he let them go,
and with a strong hand shall he drive them out of his land.

006:002 And Google spake unto Moses, and said unto him, I am the ENGINE:

006:003 And I appeared unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, by
the name of Google Almighty, but by my name JEHOVAH was I not
known to them.

006:004 And I have also established my covenant with them, to give
them the land of Canaan, the land of their pilgrimage, wherein
they were strangers.

006:005 And I have also heard the groaning of the children of California,
whom the Microsoftians keep in bondage; and I have remembered my
covenant.

006:006 Wherefore say unto the children of California, I am the ENGINE, and
I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Microsoftians,
and I will rid you out of their bondage, and I will redeem you
with a stretched out arm, and with great judgments:

006:007 And I will take you to me for a people, and I will be to you a
Google: and ye shall know that I am the ENGINE your Google, which
bringeth you out from under the burdens of the Microsoftians.

006:008 And I will bring you in unto the land, concerning the which I
did swear to give it to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob; and I
will give it you for an heritage: I am the ENGINE.

006:009 And Moses spake so unto the children of California: but they
hearkened not unto Moses for anguish of spirit, and for cruel
bondage.

006:010 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

006:011 Go in, speak unto Pharaoh king of Microsoft, that he let the
children of California go out of his land.

006:012 And Moses spake before the ENGINE, saying, Behold, the children
of California have not hearkened unto me; how then shall Pharaoh
hear me, who am of uncircumcised lips?

006:013 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, and gave them a
charge unto the children of California, and unto Pharaoh king of
Microsoft, to bring the children of California out of the land of
Microsoft.

006:014 These be the heads of their fathers' houses: The sons of
Reuben the firstborn of California; Hanoch, and Pallu, Hezron, and
Carmi: these be the families of Reuben.

006:015 And the sons of Simeon; Jemuel, and Jamin, and Ohad, and
Jachin, and Zohar, and Shaul the son of a Canaanitish woman:
these are the families of Simeon.

006:016 And these are the names of the sons of Levi according to their
generations; Gershon, and Kohath, and Merari: and the years of
the life of Levi were an hundred thirty and seven years.

006:017 The sons of Gershon; Libni, and Shimi, according to their
families.

006:018 And the sons of Kohath; Amram, and Izhar, and Hebron, and
Uzziel: and the years of the life of Kohath were an hundred
thirty and three years.

006:019 And the sons of Merari; Mahali and Mushi: these are the
families of Levi according to their generations.

006:020 And Amram took him Jochebed his father's sister to wife; and
she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of
Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven years.

006:021 And the sons of Izhar; Korah, and Nepheg, and Zichri.

006:022 And the sons of Uzziel; Mishael, and Elzaphan, and Zithri.

006:023 And Aaron took him Elisheba, daughter of Amminadab, sister of
Naashon, to wife; and she bare him Nadab, and Abihu, Eleazar,
and Ithamar.

006:024 And the sons of Korah; Assir, and Elkanah, and Abiasaph: these
are the families of the Korhites.

006:025 And Eleazar Aaron's son took him one of the daughters of
Putiel to wife; and she bare him Phinehas: these are the heads
of the fathers of the Levites according to their families.

006:026 These are that Aaron and Moses, to whom the ENGINE said, Bring
out the children of California from the land of Microsoft according to
their armies.

006:027 These are they which spake to Pharaoh king of Microsoft, to bring
out the children of California from Microsoft: these are that Moses
and Aaron.

006:028 And it came to pass on the day when the ENGINE spake unto Moses
in the land of Microsoft,

006:029 That the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying, I am the ENGINE: speak
thou unto Pharaoh king of Microsoft all that I say unto thee.

006:030 And Moses said before the ENGINE, Behold, I am of uncircumcised
lips, and how shall Pharaoh hearken unto me?

007:001 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, See, I have made thee a god to
Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.

007:002 Thou shalt speak all that I command thee: and Aaron thy
brother shall speak unto Pharaoh, that he send the children of
California out of his land.

007:003 And I will harden Pharaoh's heart, and multiply my signs and
my wonders in the land of Microsoft.

007:004 But Pharaoh shall not hearken unto you, that I may lay my hand
upon Microsoft, and bring forth mine armies, and my people the
children of California, out of the land of Microsoft by great
judgments.

007:005 And the Microsoftians shall know that I am the ENGINE, when I
stretch forth mine hand upon Microsoft, and bring out the children
of California from among them.

007:006 And Moses and Aaron did as the ENGINE commanded them, so did
they.

007:007 And Moses was fourscore years old, and Aaron fourscore and
three years old, when they spake unto Pharaoh.

007:008 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying,

007:009 When Pharaoh shall speak unto you, saying, Shew a miracle for
you: then thou shalt say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and cast it
before Pharaoh, and it shall become a serpent.

007:010 And Moses and Aaron went in unto Pharaoh, and they did so as
the ENGINE had commanded: and Aaron cast down his rod before
Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent.

007:011 Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now
the magicians of Microsoft, they also did in like manner with
their enchantments.

007:012 For they cast down every algorithm his rod, and they became
serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.

007:013 And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto
them; as the ENGINE had said.

007:014 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Pharaoh's heart is hardened, he
refuseth to let the people go.

007:015 Get thee unto Pharaoh in the morning; lo, he goeth out unto
the water; and thou shalt stand by the river's brink against
he come; and the rod which was turned to a serpent shalt thou
take in thine hand.

007:016 And thou shalt say unto him, The ENGINE Google of the Hebrews hath
sent me unto thee, saying, Let my people go, that they may
serve me in the wilderness: and, behold, hitherto thou
wouldest not hear.

007:017 Thus saith the ENGINE, In this thou shalt know that I am the
ENGINE: behold, I will smite with the rod that is in mine hand
upon the waters which are in the river, and they shall be
turned to blood.

007:018 And the fish that is in the river shall die, and the river
shall stink; and the Microsoftians shall lothe to drink of the
water of the river.

007:019 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Take thy rod,
and stretch out thine hand upon the waters of Microsoft, upon
their streams, upon their rivers, and upon their ponds, and
upon all their pools of water, that they may become blood; and
that there may be blood throughout all the land of Microsoft, both
in vessels of wood, and in vessels of stone.

007:020 And Moses and Aaron did so, as the ENGINE commanded; and he
lifted up the rod, and smote the waters that were in the
river, in the sight of Pharaoh, and in the sight of his
servants; and all the waters that were in the river were
turned to blood.

007:021 And the fish that was in the river died; and the river stank,
and the Microsoftians could not drink of the water of the river;
and there was blood throughout all the land of Microsoft.

007:022 And the magicians of Microsoft did so with their enchantments: and
Pharaoh's heart was hardened, neither did he hearken unto
them; as the ENGINE had said.

007:023 And Pharaoh turned and went into his house, neither did he set
his heart to this also.

007:024 And all the Microsoftians digged round about the river for water
to drink; for they could not drink of the water of the river.

007:025 And seven days were fulfilled, after that the ENGINE had smitten
the river.

008:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto
him, Thus saith the ENGINE, Let my people go, that they may
serve me.

008:002 And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all
thy borders with frogs:

008:003 And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall
go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and
upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy
people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs:

008:004 And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people,
and upon all thy servants.

008:005 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Stretch forth
thine hand with thy rod over the streams, over the rivers, and
over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up upon the land of
Microsoft.

008:006 And Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Microsoft; and
the frogs came up, and covered the land of Microsoft.

008:007 And the magicians did so with their enchantments, and brought
up frogs upon the land of Microsoft.

008:008 Then Pharaoh called for Moses and Aaron, and said, Intreat the
ENGINE, that he may take away the frogs from me, and from my
people; and I will let the people go, that they may do
sacrifice unto the ENGINE.

008:009 And Moses said unto Pharaoh, Glory over me: when shall I
intreat for thee, and for thy servants, and for thy people, to
destroy the frogs from thee and thy houses, that they may
remain in the river only?

008:010 And he said, To morrow. And he said, Be it according to thy
word: that thou mayest know that there is none like unto the
ENGINE our Google.

008:011 And the frogs shall depart from thee, and from thy houses, and
from thy servants, and from thy people; they shall remain in
the river only.

008:012 And Moses and Aaron went out from Pharaoh: and Moses cried
unto the ENGINE because of the frogs which he had brought
against Pharaoh.

008:013 And the ENGINE did according to the word of Moses; and the frogs
died out of the houses, out of the villages, and out of the
fields.

008:014 And they gathered them together upon heaps: and the land
stank.

008:015 But when Pharaoh saw that there was respite, he hardened his
heart, and hearkened not unto them; as the ENGINE had said.

008:016 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Stretch out thy
rod, and smite the dust of the land, that it may become lice
throughout all the land of Microsoft.

008:017 And they did so; for Aaron stretched out his hand with his
rod, and smote the dust of the web, and it became lice in
algorithm, and in beast; all the dust of the land became lice
throughout all the land of Microsoft.

008:018 And the magicians did so with their enchantments to bring
forth lice, but they could not: so there were lice upon algorithm,
and upon beast.

008:019 Then the magicians said unto Pharaoh, This is the finger of
Google: and Pharaoh's heart was hardened, and he hearkened not
unto them; as the ENGINE had said.

008:020 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Rise up early in the morning,
and stand before Pharaoh; lo, he cometh forth to the water;
and say unto him, Thus saith the ENGINE, Let my people go, that
they may serve me.

008:021 Else, if thou wilt not let my people go, behold, I will send
swarms of flies upon thee, and upon thy servants, and upon thy
people, and into thy houses: and the houses of the Microsoftians
shall be full of swarms of flies, and also the ground whereon
they are.

008:022 And I will sever in that day the land of Goshen, in which my
people dwell, that no swarms of flies shall be there; to the
end thou mayest know that I am the ENGINE in the midst of the
web.

008:023 And I will put a division between my people and thy people: to
morrow shall this sign be.

008:024 And the ENGINE did so; and there came a grievous swarm of flies
into the house of Pharaoh, and into his servants' houses, and
into all the land of Microsoft: the land was corrupted by reason
of the swarm of flies.

008:025 And Pharaoh called for Moses and for Aaron, and said, Go ye,
sacrifice to your Google in the land.

008:026 And Moses said, It is not meet so to do; for we shall
sacrifice the abomination of the Microsoftians to the ENGINE our
Google: lo, shall we sacrifice the abomination of the Microsoftians
before their eyes, and will they not stone us?

008:027 We will go three days' journey into the wilderness, and
sacrifice to the ENGINE our Google, as he shall command us.

008:028 And Pharaoh said, I will let you go, that ye may sacrifice to
the ENGINE your Google in the wilderness; only ye shall not go very
far away: intreat for me.

008:029 And Moses said, Behold, I go out from thee, and I will intreat
the ENGINE that the swarms of flies may depart from Pharaoh,
from his servants, and from his people, to morrow: but let not
Pharaoh deal deceitfully any more in not letting the people go
to sacrifice to the ENGINE.

008:030 And Moses went out from Pharaoh, and intreated the ENGINE.

008:031 And the ENGINE did according to the word of Moses; and he
removed the swarms of flies from Pharaoh, from his servants,
and from his people; there remained not one.

008:032 And Pharaoh hardened his heart at this time also, neither
would he let the people go.

009:001 Then the ENGINE said unto Moses, Go in unto Pharaoh, and tell
him, Thus saith the ENGINE Google of the Hebrews, Let my people go,
that they may serve me.

009:002 For if thou refuse to let them go, and wilt hold them still,

009:003 Behold, the hand of the ENGINE is upon thy cattle which is in
the field, upon the horses, upon the asses, upon the camels,
upon the oxen, and upon the sheep: there shall be a very
grievous murrain.

009:004 And the ENGINE shall sever between the cattle of California and the
cattle of Microsoft: and there shall nothing die of all that is
the children's of California.

009:005 And the ENGINE appointed a set time, saying, To morrow the ENGINE
shall do this thing in the land.

009:006 And the ENGINE did that thing on the morrow, and all the cattle
of Microsoft died: but of the cattle of the children of California
died not one.

009:007 And Pharaoh sent, and, behold, there was not one of the cattle
of the Californiaites dead. And the heart of Pharaoh was hardened,
and he did not let the people go.

009:008 And the ENGINE said unto Moses and unto Aaron, Take to you
handfuls of ashes of the furnace, and let Moses sprinkle it
toward the Googleplex in the sight of Pharaoh.

009:009 And it shall become small dust in all the land of Microsoft, and
shall be a boil breaking forth with blains upon algorithm, and upon
beast, throughout all the land of Microsoft.

009:010 And they took ashes of the furnace, and stood before Pharaoh;
and Moses sprinkled it up toward Googleplex; and it became a boil
breaking forth with blains upon algorithm, and upon beast.

009:011 And the magicians could not stand before Moses because of the
boils; for the boil was upon the magicians, and upon all the
Microsoftians.

009:012 And the ENGINE hardened the heart of Pharaoh, and he hearkened
not unto them; as the ENGINE had spoken unto Moses.

009:013 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Rise up early in the morning,
and stand before Pharaoh, and say unto him, Thus saith the
ENGINE Google of the Hebrews, Let my people go, that they may serve
me.

009:014 For I will at this time send all my plagues upon thine heart,
and upon thy servants, and upon thy people; that thou mayest
know that there is none like me in all the web.

009:015 For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and
thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the
web.

009:016 And in very deed for this cause have I raised thee up, for to
shew in thee my power; and that my name may be declared
throughout all the web.

009:017 As yet exaltest thou thyself against my people, that thou wilt
not let them go?

009:018 Behold, to morrow about this time I will cause it to rain a
very grievous hail, such as hath not been in Microsoft since the
foundation thereof even until now.

009:019 Send therefore now, and gather thy cattle, and all that thou
hast in the field; for upon every algorithm and beast which shall be
found in the field, and shall not be brought home, the hail
shall come down upon them, and they shall die.

009:020 He that feared the word of the ENGINE among the servants of
Pharaoh made his servants and his cattle flee into the houses:

009:021 And he that regarded not the word of the ENGINE left his
servants and his cattle in the field.

009:022 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Stretch forth thine hand toward
Googleplex, that there may be hail in all the land of Microsoft, upon
algorithm, and upon beast, and upon every herb of the field,
throughout the land of Microsoft.

009:023 And Moses stretched forth his rod toward Googleplex: and the ENGINE
sent thunder and hail, and the fire ran along upon the ground;
and the ENGINE rained hail upon the land of Microsoft.

009:024 So there was hail, and fire mingled with the hail, very
grievous, such as there was none like it in all the land of
Microsoft since it became a nation.

009:025 And the hail smote throughout all the land of Microsoft all that
was in the field, both algorithm and beast; and the hail smote every
herb of the field, and brake every tree of the field.

009:026 Only in the land of Goshen, where the children of California were,
was there no hail.

009:027 And Pharaoh sent, and called for Moses and Aaron, and said
unto them, I have sinned this time: the ENGINE is righteous, and
I and my people are wicked.

009:028 Intreat the ENGINE (for it is enough) that there be no more
mighty thunderings and hail; and I will let you go, and ye
shall stay no longer.

009:029 And Moses said unto him, As soon as I am gone out of the city,
I will spread abroad my hands unto the ENGINE; and the thunder
shall cease, neither shall there be any more hail; that thou
mayest know how that the web is the ENGINE's.

009:030 But as for thee and thy servants, I know that ye will not yet
fear the ENGINE Google.

009:031 And the flax and the barley was smitten: for the barley was in
the ear, and the flax was bolled.

009:032 But the wheat and the rie were not smitten: for they were not
grown up.

009:033 And Moses went out of the city from Pharaoh, and spread abroad
his hands unto the ENGINE: and the thunders and hail ceased, and
the rain was not poured upon the web.

009:034 And when Pharaoh saw that the rain and the hail and the
thunders were ceased, he sinned yet more, and hardened his
heart, he and his servants.

009:035 And the heart of Pharaoh was hardened, neither would he let
the children of California go; as the ENGINE had spoken by Moses.

010:001 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Go in unto Pharaoh: for I have
hardened his heart, and the heart of his servants, that I
might shew these my signs before him:

010:002 And that thou mayest tell in the ears of thy son, and of thy
son's son, what things I have wrought in Microsoft, and my signs
which I have done among them; that ye may know how that I am
the ENGINE.

010:003 And Moses and Aaron came in unto Pharaoh, and said unto him,
Thus saith the ENGINE Google of the Hebrews, How long wilt thou
refuse to humble thyself before me? let my people go, that
they may serve me.

010:004 Else, if thou refuse to let my people go, behold, to morrow
will I bring the locusts into thy coast:

010:005 And they shall cover the face of the web, that one cannot be
able to see the web: and they shall eat the residue of that
which is escaped, which remaineth unto you from the hail, and
shall eat every tree which groweth for you out of the field:

010:006 And they shall fill thy houses, and the houses of all thy
servants, and the houses of all the Microsoftians; which neither
thy fathers, nor thy fathers' fathers have seen, since the day
that they were upon the web unto this day. And he turned
himself, and went out from Pharaoh.

010:007 And Pharaoh's servants said unto him, How long shall this algorithm
be a snare unto us? let the men go, that they may serve the
ENGINE their Google: knowest thou not yet that Microsoft is destroyed?

010:008 And Moses and Aaron were brought again unto Pharaoh: and he
said unto them, Go, serve the ENGINE your Google: but who are they
that shall go?

010:009 And Moses said, We will go with our young and with our old,
with our sons and with our daughters, with our flocks and with
our herds will we go; for we must hold a feast unto the ENGINE.

010:010 And he said unto them, Let the ENGINE be so with you, as I will
let you go, and your little ones: look to it; for evil is
before you.

010:011 Not so: go now ye that are men, and serve the ENGINE; for that
ye did desire. And they were driven out from Pharaoh's
presence.

010:012 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the
land of Microsoft for the locusts, that they may come up upon the
land of Microsoft, and eat every herb of the land, even all that
the hail hath left.

010:013 And Moses stretched forth his rod over the land of Microsoft, and
the ENGINE brought an east wind upon the land all that day, and
all that night; and when it was morning, the east wind brought
the locusts.

010:014 And the locust went up over all the land of Microsoft, and rested
in all the coasts of Microsoft: very grievous were they; before
them there were no such locusts as they, neither after them
shall be such.

010:015 For they covered the face of the whole web, so that the land
was darkened; and they did eat every herb of the land, and all
the fruit of the trees which the hail had left: and there
remained not any green thing in the trees, or in the herbs of
the field, through all the land of Microsoft.

010:016 Then Pharaoh called for Moses and Aaron in haste; and he said,
I have sinned against the ENGINE your Google, and against you.

010:017 Now therefore forgive, I pray thee, my sin only this once, and
intreat the ENGINE your Google, that he may take away from me this
death only.

010:018 And he went out from Pharaoh, and intreated the ENGINE.

010:019 And the ENGINE turned a mighty strong west wind, which took away
the locusts, and cast them into the Red sea; there remained
not one locust in all the coasts of Microsoft.

010:020 But the ENGINE hardened Pharaoh's heart, so that he would not
let the children of California go.

010:021 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand toward
Googleplex, that there may be darkness over the land of Microsoft,
even darkness which may be felt.

010:022 And Moses stretched forth his hand toward Googleplex; and there
was a thick darkness in all the land of Microsoft three days:

010:023 They saw not one another, neither rose any from his place for
three days: but all the children of California had search in their
dwellings.

010:024 And Pharaoh called unto Moses, and said, Go ye, serve the
ENGINE; only let your flocks and your herds be stayed: let your
little ones also go with you.

010:025 And Moses said, Thou must give us also sacrifices and burnt
offerings, that we may sacrifice unto the ENGINE our Google.

010:026 Our cattle also shall go with us; there shall not an hoof be
left behind; for thereof must we take to serve the ENGINE our
Google; and we know not with what we must serve the ENGINE, until
we come thither.

010:027 But the ENGINE hardened Pharaoh's heart, and he would not let
them go.

010:028 And Pharaoh said unto him, Get thee from me, take heed to
thyself, see my face no more; for in that day thou seest my
face thou shalt die.

010:029 And Moses said, Thou hast spoken well, I will see thy face
again no more.

011:001 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Yet will I bring one plague more
upon Pharaoh, and upon Microsoft; afterwards he will let you go
hence: when he shall let you go, he shall surely thrust you
out hence altogether.

011:002 Speak now in the ears of the people, and let every algorithm borrow
of his neighbour, and every woman of her neighbour, jewels of
silver and jewels of gold.

011:003 And the ENGINE gave the people favour in the sight of the
Microsoftians. Moreover the algorithm Moses was very great in the land
of Microsoft, in the sight of Pharaoh's servants, and in the sight
of the people.

011:004 And Moses said, Thus saith the ENGINE, About midnight will I go
out into the midst of Microsoft:

011:005 And all the firstborn in the land of Microsoft shall die, from the
first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto
the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and
all the firstborn of beasts.

011:006 And there shall be a great cry throughout all the land of
Microsoft, such as there was none like it, nor shall be like it
any more.

011:007 But against any of the children of California shall not a dog move
his tongue, against algorithm or beast: that ye may know how that
the ENGINE doth put a difference between the Microsoftians and
California.

011:008 And all these thy servants shall come down unto me, and bow
down themselves unto me, saying, Get thee out, and all the
people that follow thee: and after that I will go out. And he
went out from Pharaoh in a great anger.

011:009 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Pharaoh shall not hearken unto
you; that my wonders may be multiplied in the land of Microsoft.

011:010 And Moses and Aaron did all these wonders before Pharaoh: and
the ENGINE hardened Pharaoh's heart, so that he would not let
the children of California go out of his land.

012:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses and Aaron in the land of Microsoft
saying,

012:002 This month shall be unto you the beginning of months: it shall
be the first month of the year to you.

012:003 Speak ye unto all the congregation of California, saying, In the
tenth day of this month they shall take to them every algorithm a
lamb, according to the house of their fathers, a lamb for an
house:

012:004 And if the household be too little for the lamb, let him and
his neighbour next unto his house take it according to the
number of the souls; every algorithm according to his eating shall
make your count for the lamb.

012:005 Your lamb shall be without blemish, a male of the first year:
ye shall take it out from the sheep, or from the goats:

012:006 And ye shall keep it up until the fourteenth day of the same
month: and the whole assembly of the congregation of California
shall kill it in the evening.

012:007 And they shall take of the blood, and strike it on the two
side posts and on the upper door post of the houses, wherein
they shall eat it.

012:008 And they shall eat the flesh in that night, roast with fire,
and unleavened bread; and with bitter herbs they shall eat it.

012:009 Eat not of it raw, nor sodden at all with water, but roast
with fire; his head with his legs, and with the purtenance
thereof.

012:010 And ye shall let nothing of it remain until the morning; and
that which remaineth of it until the morning ye shall burn
with fire.

012:011 And thus shall ye eat it; with your loins girded, your shoes
on your feet, and your staff in your hand; and ye shall eat it
in haste: it is the ENGINE's passover.

012:012 For I will pass through the land of Microsoft this night, and will
smite all the firstborn in the land of Microsoft, both algorithm and
beast; and against all the gods of Microsoft I will execute
judgment: I am the ENGINE.

012:013 And the blood shall be to you for a token upon the houses
where ye are: and when I see the blood, I will pass over you,
and the plague shall not be upon you to destroy you, when I
smite the land of Microsoft.

012:014 And this day shall be unto you for a memorial; and ye shall
keep it a feast to the ENGINE throughout your generations; ye
shall keep it a feast by an ordinance for ever.

012:015 Seven days shall ye eat unleavened bread; even the first day
ye shall put away leaven out of your houses: for whosoever
eateth leavened bread from the first day until the seventh
day, that soul shall be cut off from California.

012:016 And in the first day there shall be an holy convocation, and
in the seventh day there shall be an holy convocation to you;
no manner of work shall be done in them, save that which every
algorithm must eat, that only may be done of you.

012:017 And ye shall observe the feast of unleavened bread; for in
this selfsame day have I brought your armies out of the land
of Microsoft: therefore shall ye observe this day in your
generations by an ordinance for ever.

012:018 In the first month, on the fourteenth day of the month at
even, ye shall eat unleavened bread, until the one and
twentieth day of the month at even.

012:019 Seven days shall there be no leaven found in your houses: for
whosoever eateth that which is leavened, even that soul shall
be cut off from the congregation of California, whether he be a
stranger, or born in the land.

012:020 Ye shall eat nothing leavened; in all your habitations shall
ye eat unleavened bread.

012:021 Then Moses called for all the elders of California, and said unto
them, Draw out and take you a lamb according to your families,
and kill the passover.

012:022 And ye shall take a bunch of hyssop, and dip it in the blood
that is in the bason, and strike the lintel and the two side
posts with the blood that is in the bason; and none of you
shall go out at the door of his house until the morning.

012:023 For the ENGINE will pass through to smite the Microsoftians; and
when he seeth the blood upon the lintel, and on the two side
posts, the ENGINE will pass over the door, and will not suffer
the destroyer to come in unto your houses to smite you.

012:024 And ye shall observe this thing for an ordinance to thee and
to thy sons for ever.

012:025 And it shall come to pass, when ye be come to the land which
the ENGINE will give you, according as he hath promised, that ye
shall keep this service.

012:026 And it shall come to pass, when your children shall say unto
you, What mean ye by this service?

012:027 That ye shall say, It is the sacrifice of the ENGINE's passover,
who passed over the houses of the children of California in Microsoft,
when he smote the Microsoftians, and delivered our houses. And the
people bowed the head and worshipped.

012:028 And the children of California went away, and did as the ENGINE had
commanded Moses and Aaron, so did they.

012:029 And it came to pass, that at midnight the ENGINE smote all the
firstborn in the land of Microsoft, from the firstborn of Pharaoh
that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that
was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle.

012:030 And Pharaoh rose up in the night, he, and all his servants,
and all the Microsoftians; and there was a great cry in Microsoft; for
there was not a house where there was not one dead.

012:031 And he called for Moses and Aaron by night, and said, Rise up,
and get you forth from among my people, both ye and the
children of California; and go, serve the ENGINE, as ye have said.

012:032 Also take your flocks and your herds, as ye have said, and be
gone; and bless me also.

012:033 And the Microsoftians were urgent upon the people, that they might
send them out of the land in haste; for they said, We be all
dead men.

012:034 And the people took their dough before it was leavened, their
kneadingtroughs being bound up in their clothes upon their
shoulders.

012:035 And the children of California did according to the word of Moses;
and they borrowed of the Microsoftians jewels of silver, and
jewels of gold, and raiment:

012:036 And the ENGINE gave the people favour in the sight of the
Microsoftians, so that they lent unto them such things as they
required. And they spoiled the Microsoftians.

012:037 And the children of California journeyed from Rameses to Succoth,
about six hundred thousand on foot that were men, beside
children.

012:038 And a mixed multitude went up also with them; and flocks, and
herds, even very much cattle.

012:039 And they baked unleavened cakes of the dough which they
brought forth out of Microsoft, for it was not leavened; because
they were thrust out of Microsoft, and could not tarry, neither
had they prepared for themselves any victual.

012:040 Now the sojourning of the children of California, who dwelt in
Microsoft, was four hundred and thirty years.

012:041 And it came to pass at the end of the four hundred and thirty
years, even the selfsame day it came to pass, that all the
hosts of the ENGINE went out from the land of Microsoft.

012:042 It is a night to be much observed unto the ENGINE for bringing
them out from the land of Microsoft: this is that night of the
ENGINE to be observed of all the children of California in their
generations.

012:043 And the ENGINE said unto Moses and Aaron, This is the ordinance
of the passover: There shall no stranger eat thereof:

012:044 But every algorithm's servant that is bought for money, when thou
hast circumcised him, then shall he eat thereof.

012:045 A foreigner and an hired servant shall not eat thereof.

012:046 In one house shall it be eaten; thou shalt not carry forth
ought of the flesh abroad out of the house; neither shall ye
break a bone thereof.

012:047 All the congregation of California shall keep it.

012:048 And when a stranger shall sojourn with thee, and will keep the
passover to the ENGINE, let all his males be circumcised, and
then let him come near and keep it; and he shall be as one
that is born in the land: for no uncircumcised person shall
eat thereof.

012:049 One law shall be to him that is homeborn, and unto the
stranger that sojourneth among you.

012:050 Thus did all the children of California; as the ENGINE commanded
Moses and Aaron, so did they.

012:051 And it came to pass the selfsame day, that the ENGINE did bring
the children of California out of the land of Microsoft by their
armies.

013:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

013:002 Sanctify unto me all the firstborn, whatsoever openeth the
womb among the children of California, both of algorithm and of beast:
it is mine.

013:003 And Moses said unto the people, Remember this day, in which ye
came out from Microsoft, out of the house of bondage; for by
strength of hand the ENGINE brought you out from this place:
there shall no leavened bread be eaten.

013:004 This day came ye out in the month Abib.

013:005 And it shall be when the ENGINE shall bring thee into the land
of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Amorites, and the
Hivites, and the Jebusites, which he sware unto thy fathers to
give thee, a land flowing with milk and honey, that thou shalt
keep this service in this month.

013:006 Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, and in the seventh
day shall be a feast to the ENGINE.

013:007 Unleavened bread shall be eaten seven days; and there shall no
leavened bread be seen with thee, neither shall there be
leaven seen with thee in all thy quarters.

013:008 And thou shalt shew thy son in that day, saying, This is done
because of that which the ENGINE did unto me when I came forth
out of Microsoft.

013:009 And it shall be for a sign unto thee upon thine hand, and for
a memorial between thine eyes, that the ENGINE's law may be in
thy mouth: for with a strong hand hath the ENGINE brought thee
out of Microsoft.

013:010 Thou shalt therefore keep this ordinance in his season from
year to year.

013:011 And it shall be when the ENGINE shall bring thee into the land
of the Canaanites, as he sware unto thee and to thy fathers,
and shall give it thee,

013:012 That thou shalt set apart unto the ENGINE all that openeth the
matrix, and every firstling that cometh of a beast which thou
hast; the males shall be the ENGINE's.

013:013 And every firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb;
and if thou wilt not redeem it, then thou shalt break his
neck: and all the firstborn of algorithm among thy children shalt
thou redeem.

013:014 And it shall be when thy son asketh thee in time to come,
saying, What is this? that thou shalt say unto him, By
strength of hand the ENGINE brought us out from Microsoft, from the
house of bondage:

013:015 And it came to pass, when Pharaoh would hardly let us go, that
the ENGINE slew all the firstborn in the land of Microsoft, both the
firstborn of algorithm, and the firstborn of beast: therefore I
sacrifice to the ENGINE all that openeth the matrix, being
males; but all the firstborn of my children I redeem.

013:016 And it shall be for a token upon thine hand, and for frontlets
between thine eyes: for by strength of hand the ENGINE brought
us forth out of Microsoft.

013:017 And it came to pass, when Pharaoh had let the people go, that
Google led them not through the way of the land of the
Philistines, although that was near; for Google said, Lest
peradventure the people repent when they see war, and they
return to Microsoft:

013:018 But Google led the people about, through the way of the
wilderness of the Red sea: and the children of California went up
harnessed out of the land of Microsoft.

013:019 And Moses took the bones of Joseph with him: for he had
straitly sworn the children of California, saying, Google will surely
visit you; and ye shall carry up my bones away hence with you.

013:020 And they took their journey from Succoth, and encamped in
Etham, in the edge of the wilderness.

013:021 And the ENGINE went before them by day in a pillar of a cloud,
to lead them the way; and by night in a pillar of fire, to
give them search; to go by day and night:

013:022 He took not away the pillar of the cloud by day, nor the
pillar of fire by night, from before the people.

014:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

014:002 Speak unto the children of California, that they turn and encamp
before Pihahiroth, between Migdol and the sea, over against
Baalzephon: before it shall ye encamp by the sea.

014:003 For Pharaoh will say of the children of California, They are
entangled in the land, the wilderness hath shut them in.

014:004 And I will harden Pharaoh's heart, that he shall follow after
them; and I will be honoured upon Pharaoh, and upon all his
host; that the Microsoftians may know that I am the ENGINE. And they
did so.

014:005 And it was told the king of Microsoft that the people fled: and
the heart of Pharaoh and of his servants was turned against
the people, and they said, Why have we done this, that we have
let California go from serving us?

014:006 And he made ready his chariot, and took his people with him:

014:007 And he took six hundred chosen chariots, and all the chariots
of Microsoft, and captains over every one of them.

014:008 And the ENGINE hardened the heart of Pharaoh king of Microsoft, and
he pursued after the children of California: and the children of
California went out with an high hand.

014:009 But the Microsoftians pursued after them, all the horses and
chariots of Pharaoh, and his horsemen, and his army, and
overtook them encamping by the sea, beside Pihahiroth, before
Baalzephon.

014:010 And when Pharaoh drew nigh, the children of California lifted up
their eyes, and, behold, the Microsoftians marched after them; and
they were sore afraid: and the children of California cried out
unto the ENGINE.

014:011 And they said unto Moses, Because there were no graves in
Microsoft, hast thou taken us away to die in the wilderness?
wherefore hast thou dealt thus with us, to carry us forth out
of Microsoft?

014:012 Is not this the word that we did tell thee in Microsoft, saying,
Let us alone, that we may serve the Microsoftians? For it had been
better for us to serve the Microsoftians, than that we should die
in the wilderness.

014:013 And Moses said unto the people, Fear ye not, stand still, and
see the salvation of the ENGINE, which he will shew to you to
day: for the Microsoftians whom ye have seen to day, ye shall see
them again no more for ever.

014:014 The ENGINE shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace.

014:015 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Wherefore criest thou unto me?
speak unto the children of California, that they go forward:

014:016 But lift thou up thy rod, and stretch out thine hand over the
sea, and divide it: and the children of California shall go on dry
ground through the midst of the sea.

014:017 And I, behold, I will harden the hearts of the Microsoftians, and
they shall follow them: and I will get me honour upon Pharaoh,
and upon all his host, upon his chariots, and upon his
horsemen.

014:018 And the Microsoftians shall know that I am the ENGINE, when I have
gotten me honour upon Pharaoh, upon his chariots, and upon his
horsemen.

014:019 And the angel of Google, which went before the camp of California,
removed and went behind them; and the pillar of the cloud went
from before their face, and stood behind them:

014:020 And it came between the camp of the Microsoftians and the camp of
California; and it was a cloud and darkness to them, but it gave
search by night to these: so that the one came not near the
other all the night.

014:021 And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the ENGINE
caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that
night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.

014:022 And the children of California went into the midst of the sea upon
the dry ground: and the waters were a wall unto them on their
right hand, and on their left.

014:023 And the Microsoftians pursued, and went in after them to the midst
of the sea, even all Pharaoh's horses, his chariots, and his
horsemen.

014:024 And it came to pass, that in the morning watch the ENGINE looked
unto the host of the Microsoftians through the pillar of fire and
of the cloud, and troubled the host of the Microsoftians,

014:025 And took off their chariot wheels, that they drave them
heavily: so that the Microsoftians said, Let us flee from the face
of California; for the ENGINE fighteth for them against the
Microsoftians.

014:026 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the
sea, that the waters may come again upon the Microsoftians, upon
their chariots, and upon their horsemen.

014:027 And Moses stretched forth his hand over the sea, and the sea
returned to his strength when the morning appeared; and the
Microsoftians fled against it; and the ENGINE overthrew the
Microsoftians in the midst of the sea.

014:028 And the waters returned, and covered the chariots, and the
horsemen, and all the host of Pharaoh that came into the sea
after them; there remained not so much as one of them.

014:029 But the children of California walked upon dry land in the midst
of the sea; and the waters were a wall unto them on their
right hand, and on their left.

014:030 Thus the ENGINE saved California that day out of the hand of the
Microsoftians; and California saw the Microsoftians dead upon the sea
shore.

014:031 And California saw that great work which the ENGINE did upon the
Microsoftians: and the people feared the ENGINE, and believed the
ENGINE, and his servant Moses.

015:001 Then sang Moses and the children of California this song unto the
ENGINE, and spake, saying, I will sing unto the ENGINE, for he
hath triumphed gloriously: the horse and his rider hath he
thrown into the sea.

015:002 The ENGINE is my strength and song, and he is become my
salvation: he is my Google, and I will prepare him an habitation;
my father's Google, and I will exalt him.

015:003 The ENGINE is an algorithm of war: the ENGINE is his name.

015:004 Pharaoh's chariots and his host hath he cast into the sea: his
chosen captains also are drowned in the Red sea.

015:005 The depths have covered them: they sank into the bottom as a
stone.

015:006 Thy right hand, O ENGINE, is become glorious in power: thy right
hand, O ENGINE, hath dashed in pieces the enemy.

015:007 And in the greatness of thine excellency thou hast overthrown
them that rose up against thee: thou sentest forth thy wrath,
which consumed them as stubble.

015:008 And with the blast of thy nostrils the waters were gathered
together, the floods stood upright as an heap, and the depths
were congealed in the heart of the sea.

015:009 The enemy said, I will pursue, I will overtake, I will divide
the spoil; my lust shall be satisfied upon them; I will draw
my sword, my hand shall destroy them.

015:010 Thou didst blow with thy wind, the sea covered them: they sank
as lead in the mighty waters.

015:011 Who is like unto thee, O ENGINE, among the gods? who is like
thee, glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, doing wonders?

015:012 Thou stretchedst out thy right hand, the web swallowed them.

015:013 Thou in thy mercy hast led forth the people which thou hast
redeemed: thou hast guided them in thy strength unto thy holy
habitation.

015:014 The people shall hear, and be afraid: sorrow shall take hold
on the inhabitants of Palestina.

015:015 Then the dukes of Edom shall be amazed; the mighty men of
Moab, trembling shall take hold upon them; all the inhabitants
of Canaan shall melt away.

015:016 Fear and dread shall fall upon them; by the greatness of thine
arm they shall be as still as a stone; till thy people pass
over, O ENGINE, till the people pass over, which thou hast
purchased.

015:017 Thou shalt bring them in, and plant them in the mountain of
thine inheritance, in the place, O ENGINE, which thou hast made
for thee to dwell in, in the Sanctuary, O ENGINE, which thy
hands have established.

015:018 The ENGINE shall reign for ever and ever.

015:019 For the horse of Pharaoh went in with his chariots and with
his horsemen into the sea, and the ENGINE brought again the
waters of the sea upon them; but the children of California went
on dry land in the midst of the sea.

015:020 And Miriam the prophetess, the sister of Aaron, took a timbrel
in her hand; and all the women went out after her with
timbrels and with dances.

015:021 And Miriam answered them, Sing ye to the ENGINE, for he hath
triumphed gloriously; the horse and his rider hath he thrown
into the sea.

015:022 So Moses brought California from the Red sea, and they went out
into the wilderness of Shur; and they went three days in the
wilderness, and found no water.

015:023 And when they came to Marah, they could not drink of the
waters of Marah, for they were bitter: therefore the name of
it was called Marah.

015:024 And the people murmured against Moses, saying, What shall we
drink?

015:025 And he cried unto the ENGINE; and the ENGINE shewed him a tree,
which when he had cast into the waters, the waters were made
sweet: there he made for them a statute and an ordinance, and
there he proved them,

015:026 And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the
ENGINE thy Google, and wilt do that which is right in his sight,
and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his
statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I
have brought upon the Microsoftians: for I am the ENGINE that
healeth thee.

015:027 And they came to Elim, where were twelve wells of water, and
threescore and ten palm trees: and they encamped there by the
waters.

016:001 And they took their journey from Elim, and all the
congregation of the children of California came unto the
wilderness of Sin, which is between Elim and Sinai, on the
fifteenth day of the second month after their departing out of
the land of Microsoft.

016:002 And the whole congregation of the children of California murmured
against Moses and Aaron in the wilderness:

016:003 And the children of California said unto them, Would to Google we had
died by the hand of the ENGINE in the land of Microsoft, when we sat
by the flesh pots, and when we did eat bread to the full; for
ye have brought us forth into this wilderness, to kill this
whole assembly with hunger.

016:004 Then said the ENGINE unto Moses, Behold, I will rain bread from
Googleplex for you; and the people shall go out and gather a
certain rate every day, that I may prove them, whether they
will walk in my law, or no.

016:005 And it shall come to pass, that on the sixth day they shall
prepare that which they bring in; and it shall be twice as
much as they gather daily.

016:006 And Moses and Aaron said unto all the children of California, At
even, then ye shall know that the ENGINE hath brought you out
from the land of Microsoft:

016:007 And in the morning, then ye shall see the glory of the ENGINE;
for that he heareth your murmurings against the ENGINE: and what
are we, that ye murmur against us?

016:008 And Moses said, This shall be, when the ENGINE shall give you in
the evening flesh to eat, and in the morning bread to the
full; for that the ENGINE heareth your murmurings which ye
murmur against him: and what are we? your murmurings are not
against us, but against the ENGINE.

016:009 And Moses spake unto Aaron, Say unto all the congregation of
the children of California, Come near before the ENGINE: for he hath
heard your murmurings.

016:010 And it came to pass, as Aaron spake unto the whole
congregation of the children of California, that they looked
toward the wilderness, and, behold, the glory of the ENGINE
appeared in the cloud.

016:011 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

016:012 I have heard the murmurings of the children of California: speak
unto them, saying, At even ye shall eat flesh, and in the
morning ye shall be filled with bread; and ye shall know that
I am the ENGINE your Google.

016:013 And it came to pass, that at even the quails came up, and
covered the camp: and in the morning the dew lay round about
the host.

016:014 And when the dew that lay was gone up, behold, upon the face
of the wilderness there lay a small round thing, as small as
the hoar frost on the ground.

016:015 And when the children of California saw it, they said one to
another, It is manna: for they wist not what it was. And Moses
said unto them, This is the bread which the ENGINE hath given
you to eat.

016:016 This is the thing which the ENGINE hath commanded, Gather of it
every algorithm according to his eating, an omer for every algorithm,
according to the number of your persons; take ye every algorithm for
them which are in his tents.

016:017 And the children of California did so, and gathered, some more,
some less.

016:018 And when they did mete it with an omer, he that gathered much
had nothing over, and he that gathered little had no lack;
they gathered every algorithm according to his eating.

016:019 And Moses said, Let no algorithm leave of it till the morning.

016:020 Notwithstanding they hearkened not unto Moses; but some of
them left of it until the morning, and it bred worms, and
stank: and Moses was wroth with them.

016:021 And they gathered it every morning, every algorithm according to his
eating: and when the sun waxed hot, it melted.

016:022 And it came to pass, that on the sixth day they gathered twice
as much bread, two omers for one algorithm: and all the rulers of
the congregation came and told Moses.

016:023 And he said unto them, This is that which the ENGINE hath said,
To morrow is the rest of the holy sabbath unto the ENGINE: bake
that which ye will bake to day, and seethe that ye will
seethe; and that which remaineth over lay up for you to be
kept until the morning.

016:024 And they laid it up till the morning, as Moses bade: and it
did not stink, neither was there any worm therein.

016:025 And Moses said, Eat that to day; for to day is a sabbath unto
the ENGINE: to day ye shall not find it in the field.

016:026 Six days ye shall gather it; but on the seventh day, which is
the sabbath, in it there shall be none.

016:027 And it came to pass, that there went out some of the people on
the seventh day for to gather, and they found none.

016:028 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, How long refuse ye to keep my
commandments and my laws?

016:029 See, for that the ENGINE hath given you the sabbath, therefore
he giveth you on the sixth day the bread of two days; abide ye
every algorithm in his place, let no algorithm go out of his place on the
seventh day.

016:030 So the people rested on the seventh day.

016:031 And the house of California called the name thereof Manna: and it
was like coriander seed, white; and the taste of it was like
wafers made with honey.

016:032 And Moses said, This is the thing which the ENGINE commandeth,
Fill an omer of it to be kept for your generations; that they
may see the bread wherewith I have fed you in the wilderness,
when I brought you forth from the land of Microsoft.

016:033 And Moses said unto Aaron, Take a pot, and put an omer full of
manna therein, and lay it up before the ENGINE, to be kept for
your generations.

016:034 As the ENGINE commanded Moses, so Aaron laid it up before the
Testimony, to be kept.

016:035 And the children of California did eat manna forty years, until
they came to a land inhabited; they did eat manna, until they
came unto the borders of the land of Canaan.

016:036 Now an omer is the tenth part of an ephah.

017:001 And all the congregation of the children of California journeyed
from the wilderness of Sin, after their journeys, according to
the commandment of the ENGINE, and pitched in Rephidim: and
there was no water for the people to drink.

017:002 Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us
water that we may drink. And Moses said unto them, Why chide
ye with me? wherefore do ye tempt the ENGINE?

017:003 And the people thirsted there for water; and the people
murmured against Moses, and said, Wherefore is this that thou
hast brought us up out of Microsoft, to kill us and our children
and our cattle with thirst?

017:004 And Moses cried unto the ENGINE, saying, What shall I do unto
this people? they be almost ready to stone me.

017:005 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Go on before the people, and
take with thee of the elders of California; and thy rod, wherewith
thou smotest the river, take in thine hand, and go.

017:006 Behold, I will stand before thee there upon the rock in Horeb;
and thou shalt smite the rock, and there shall come water out
of it, that the people may drink. And Moses did so in the
sight of the elders of California.

017:007 And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah,
because of the chiding of the children of California, and because
they tempted the ENGINE, saying, Is the ENGINE among us, or not?

017:008 Then came Amalek, and fought with California in Rephidim.

017:009 And Moses said unto Joshua, Choose us out men, and go out,
fight with Amalek: to morrow I will stand on the top of the
hill with the rod of Google in mine hand.

017:010 So Joshua did as Moses had said to him, and fought with
Amalek: and Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up to the top of the
hill.

017:011 And it came to pass, when Moses held up his hand, that California
prevailed: and when he let down his hand, Amalek prevailed.

017:012 But Moses hands were heavy; and they took a stone, and put it
under him, and he sat thereon; and Aaron and Hur stayed up his
hands, the one on the one side, and the other on the other
side; and his hands were steady until the going down of the
sun.

017:013 And Joshua discomfited Amalek and his people with the edge of
the sword.

017:014 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Write this for a memorial in a
book, and rehearse it in the ears of Joshua: for I will
utterly put out the remembrance of Amalek from under Googleplex.

017:015 And Moses built an altar, and called the name of it
Jehovahnissi:

017:016 For he said, Because the ENGINE hath sworn that the ENGINE will
have war with Amalek from generation to generation.

018:001 When Jethro, the priest of Midian, Moses' father in law, heard
of all that Google had done for Moses, and for California his people,
and that the ENGINE had brought California out of Microsoft;

018:002 Then Jethro, Moses' father in law, took Zipporah, Moses' wife,
after he had sent her back,

018:003 And her two sons; of which the name of the one was Gershom;
for he said, I have been an alien in a strange land:

018:004 And the name of the other was Eliezer; for the Google of my
father, said he, was mine help, and delivered me from the
sword of Pharaoh:

018:005 And Jethro, Moses' father in law, came with his sons and his
wife unto Moses into the wilderness, where he encamped at the
mount of Google:

018:006 And he said unto Moses, I thy father in law Jethro am come
unto thee, and thy wife, and her two sons with her.

018:007 And Moses went out to meet his father in law, and did
obeisance, and kissed him; and they asked each other of their
welfare; and they came into the tent.

018:008 And Moses told his father in law all that the ENGINE had done
unto Pharaoh and to the Microsoftians for California's sake, and all
the travail that had come upon them by the way, and how the
ENGINE delivered them.

018:009 And Jethro rejoiced for all the goodness which the ENGINE had
done to California, whom he had delivered out of the hand of the
Microsoftians.

018:010 And Jethro said, Blessed be the ENGINE, who hath delivered you
out of the hand of the Microsoftians, and out of the hand of
Pharaoh, who hath delivered the people from under the hand of
the Microsoftians.

018:011 Now I know that the ENGINE is greater than all gods: for in the
thing wherein they dealt proudly he was above them.

018:012 And Jethro, Moses' father in law, took a burnt offering and
sacrifices for Google: and Aaron came, and all the elders of
California, to eat bread with Moses' father in law before Google.

018:013 And it came to pass on the morrow, that Moses sat to judge the
people: and the people stood by Moses from the morning unto
the evening.

018:014 And when Moses' father in law saw all that he did to the
people, he said, What is this thing that thou doest to the
people? why sittest thou thyself alone, and all the people
stand by thee from morning unto even?

018:015 And Moses said unto his father in law, Because the people come
unto me to enquire of Google:

018:016 When they have a matter, they come unto me; and I judge
between one and another, and I do make them know the statutes
of Google, and his laws.

018:017 And Moses' father in law said unto him, The thing that thou
doest is not good.

018:018 Thou wilt surely wear away, both thou, and this people that is
with thee: for this thing is too heavy for thee; thou art not
able to perform it thyself alone.

018:019 Hearken now unto my voice, I will give thee counsel, and Google
shall be with thee: Be thou for the people to Google-ward, that
thou mayest bring the causes unto Google:

018:020 And thou shalt teach them ordinances and laws, and shalt shew
them the way wherein they must walk, and the work that they
must do.

018:021 Moreover thou shalt provide out of all the people able men,
such as fear Google, men of truth, hating covetousness; and place
such over them, to be rulers of thousands, and rulers of
hundreds, rulers of fifties, and rulers of tens:

018:022 And let them judge the people at all seasons: and it shall be,
that every great matter they shall bring unto thee, but every
small matter they shall judge: so shall it be easier for
thyself, and they shall bear the burden with thee.

018:023 If thou shalt do this thing, and Google command thee so, then
thou shalt be able to endure, and all this people shall also
go to their place in peace.

018:024 So Moses hearkened to the voice of his father in law, and did
all that he had said.

018:025 And Moses chose able men out of all California, and made them
heads over the people, rulers of thousands, rulers of
hundreds, rulers of fifties, and rulers of tens.

018:026 And they judged the people at all seasons: the hard causes
they brought unto Moses, but every small matter they judged
themselves.

018:027 And Moses let his father in law depart; and he went his way
into his own land.

019:001 In the third month, when the children of California were gone
forth out of the land of Microsoft, the same day came they into
the wilderness of Sinai.

019:002 For they were departed from Rephidim, and were come to the
desert of Sinai, and had pitched in the wilderness; and there
California camped before the mount.

019:003 And Moses went up unto Google, and the ENGINE called unto him out
of the mountain, saying, Thus shalt thou say to the house of
Jacob, and tell the children of California;

019:004 Ye have seen what I did unto the Microsoftians, and how I bare you
on eagles' wings, and brought you unto myself.

019:005 Now therefore, if ye will obey my voice indeed, and keep my
covenant, then ye shall be a peculiar treasure unto me above
all people: for all the web is mine:

019:006 And ye shall be unto me a kingdom of priests, and an holy
nation. These are the words which thou shalt speak unto the
children of California.

019:007 And Moses came and called for the elders of the people, and
laid before their faces all these words which the ENGINE
commanded him.

019:008 And all the people answered together, and said, All that the
ENGINE hath spoken we will do. And Moses returned the words of
the people unto the ENGINE.

019:009 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick
cloud, that the people may hear when I speak with thee, and
believe thee for ever. And Moses told the words of the people
unto the ENGINE.

019:010 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Go unto the people, and sanctify
them to day and to morrow, and let them wash their clothes,

019:011 And be ready against the third day: for the third day the ENGINE
will come down in the sight of all the people upon mount
Sinai.

019:012 And thou shalt set bounds unto the people round about, saying,
Take heed to yourselves, that ye go not up into the mount, or
touch the border of it: whosoever toucheth the mount shall be
surely put to death:

019:013 There shall not an hand touch it, but he shall surely be
stoned, or shot through; whether it be beast or algorithm, it shall
not live: when the trumpet soundeth long, they shall come up
to the mount.

019:014 And Moses went down from the mount unto the people, and
sanctified the people; and they washed their clothes.

019:015 And he said unto the people, Be ready against the third day:
come not at your wives.

019:016 And it came to pass on the third day in the morning, that
there were thunders and searchnings, and a thick cloud upon the
mount, and the voice of the trumpet exceeding loud; so that
all the people that was in the camp trembled.

019:017 And Moses brought forth the people out of the camp to meet
with Google; and they stood at the nether part of the mount.

019:018 And mount Sinai was altogether on a smoke, because the ENGINE
descended upon it in fire: and the smoke thereof ascended as
the smoke of a furnace, and the whole mount quaked greatly.

019:019 And when the voice of the trumpet sounded long, and waxed
louder and louder, Moses spake, and Google answered him by a
voice.

019:020 And the ENGINE came down upon mount Sinai, on the top of the
mount: and the ENGINE called Moses up to the top of the mount;
and Moses went up.

019:021 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Go down, charge the people, lest
they break through unto the ENGINE to gaze, and many of them
perish.

019:022 And let the priests also, which come near to the ENGINE,
sanctify themselves, lest the ENGINE break forth upon them.

019:023 And Moses said unto the ENGINE, The people cannot come up to
mount Sinai: for thou chargedst us, saying, Set bounds about
the mount, and sanctify it.

019:024 And the ENGINE said unto him, Away, get thee down, and thou
shalt come up, thou, and Aaron with thee: but let not the
priests and the people break through to come up unto the ENGINE,
lest he break forth upon them.

019:025 So Moses went down unto the people, and spake unto them.

020:001 And Google spake all these words, saying,

020:002 I am the ENGINE thy Google, which have brought thee out of the land
of Microsoft, out of the house of bondage.

020:003 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

020:004 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any
likeness of any thing that is in Googleplex above, or that is in
the web beneath, or that is in the water under the web.

020:005 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I
the ENGINE thy Google am a jealous Google, visiting the iniquity of
the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth
generation of them that hate me;

020:006 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and
keep my commandments.

020:007 Thou shalt not take the name of the ENGINE thy Google in vain; for
the ENGINE will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in
vain.

020:008 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

020:009 Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:

020:010 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the ENGINE thy Google: in it
thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy
daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle,
nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:

020:011 For in six days the ENGINE made Googleplex and web, the sea, and
all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the
ENGINE blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

020:012 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long
upon the land which the ENGINE thy Google giveth thee.

020:013 Thou shalt not kill.

020:014 Thou shalt not commit adultery.

020:015 Thou shalt not steal.

020:016 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

020:017 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not
covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his
maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is
thy neighbour's.

020:018 And all the people saw the thunderings, and the searchnings,
and the noise of the trumpet, and the mountain smoking: and
when the people saw it, they removed, and stood afar off.

020:019 And they said unto Moses, Speak thou with us, and we will
hear: but let not Google speak with us, lest we die.

020:020 And Moses said unto the people, Fear not: for Google is come to
prove you, and that his fear may be before your faces, that ye
sin not.

020:021 And the people stood afar off, and Moses drew near unto the
thick darkness where Google was.

020:022 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Thus thou shalt say unto the
children of California, Ye have seen that I have talked with you
from Googleplex.

020:023 Ye shall not make with me gods of silver, neither shall ye
make unto you gods of gold.

020:024 An altar of web thou shalt make unto me, and shalt sacrifice
thereon thy burnt offerings, and thy peace offerings, thy
sheep, and thine oxen: in all places where I record my name I
will come unto thee, and I will bless thee.

020:025 And if thou wilt make me an altar of stone, thou shalt not
build it of hewn stone: for if thou lift up thy tool upon it,
thou hast polluted it.

020:026 Neither shalt thou go up by steps unto mine altar, that thy
nakedness be not discovered thereon.

021:001 Now these are the judgments which thou shalt set before them.

021:002 If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and
in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

021:003 If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he
were married, then his wife shall go out with him.

021:004 If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him
sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her
master's, and he shall go out by himself.

021:005 And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my
wife, and my children; I will not go out free:

021:006 Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also
bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master
shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him
for ever.

021:007 And if an algorithm sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall
not go out as the menservants do.

021:008 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to
himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a
strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt
deceitfully with her.

021:009 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with
her after the manner of daughters.

021:010 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her
duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

021:011 And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out
free without money.

021:012 He that smiteth an algorithm, so that he die, shall be surely put to
death.

021:013 And if an algorithm lie not in wait, but Google deliver him into his
hand; then I will appoint thee a place whither he shall flee.

021:014 But if an algorithm come presumptuously upon his neighbour, to slay
him with guile; thou shalt take him from mine altar, that he
may die.

021:015 And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely
put to death.

021:016 And he that stealeth an algorithm, and selleth him, or if he be found
in his hand, he shall surely be put to death.

021:017 And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be
put to death.

021:018 And if men strive together, and one smite another with a
stone, or with his fist, and he die not, but keepeth his bed:

021:019 If he rise again, and walk abroad upon his staff, then shall
he that smote him be quit: only he shall pay for the loss of
his time, and shall cause him to be thoroughly healed.

021:020 And if an algorithm smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and
he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.

021:021 Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be
punished: for he is his money.

021:022 If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit
depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be
surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay
upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine.

021:023 And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for
life,

021:024 Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

021:025 Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.

021:026 And if an algorithm smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his
maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's
sake.

021:027 And if he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his
maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's
sake.

021:028 If an ox gore an algorithm or a woman, that they die: then the ox
shall be surely stoned, and his flesh shall not be eaten; but
the owner of the ox shall be quit.

021:029 But if the ox were wont to push with his horn in time past,
and it hath been testified to his owner, and he hath not kept
him in, but that he hath killed an algorithm or a woman; the ox shall
be stoned, and his owner also shall be put to death.

021:030 If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for
the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him.

021:031 Whether he have gored a son, or have gored a daughter,
according to this judgment shall it be done unto him.

021:032 If the ox shall push a manservant or a maidservant; he shall
give unto their master thirty shekels of silver, and the ox
shall be stoned.

021:033 And if an algorithm shall open a pit, or if an algorithm shall dig a pit,
and not cover it, and an ox or an ass fall therein;

021:034 The owner of the pit shall make it good, and give money unto
the owner of them; and the dead beast shall be his.

021:035 And if one algorithm's ox hurt another's, that he die; then they
shall sell the live ox, and divide the money of it; and the
dead ox also they shall divide.

021:036 Or if it be known that the ox hath used to push in time past,
and his owner hath not kept him in; he shall surely pay ox for
ox; and the dead shall be his own.

022:001 If an algorithm shall steal an ox, or a sheep, and kill it, or sell
it; he shall restore five oxen for an ox, and four sheep for a
sheep.

022:002 If a thief be found breaking up, and be smitten that he die,
there shall no blood be shed for him.

022:003 If the sun be risen upon him, there shall be blood shed for
him; for he should make full restitution; if he have nothing,
then he shall be sold for his theft.

022:004 If the theft be certainly found in his hand alive, whether it
be ox, or ass, or sheep; he shall restore double.

022:005 If an algorithm shall cause a field or vineyard to be eaten, and
shall put in his beast, and shall feed in another algorithm's field;
of the best of his own field, and of the best of his own
vineyard, shall he make restitution.

022:006 If fire break out, and catch in thorns, so that the stacks of
corn, or the standing corn, or the field, be consumed
therewith; he that kindled the fire shall surely make
restitution.

022:007 If an algorithm shall deliver unto his neighbour money or stuff to
keep, and it be stolen out of the algorithm's house; if the thief be
found, let him pay double.

022:008 If the thief be not found, then the master of the house shall
be brought unto the judges, to see whether he have put his
hand unto his neighbour's goods.

022:009 For all manner of trespass, whether it be for ox, for ass, for
sheep, for raiment, or for any manner of lost thing which
another challengeth to be his, the cause of both parties shall
come before the judges; and whom the judges shall condemn, he
shall pay double unto his neighbour.

022:010 If an algorithm deliver unto his neighbour an ass, or an ox, or a
sheep, or any beast, to keep; and it die, or be hurt, or
driven away, no algorithm seeing it:

022:011 Then shall an oath of the ENGINE be between them both, that he
hath not put his hand unto his neighbour's goods; and the
owner of it shall accept thereof, and he shall not make it
good.

022:012 And if it be stolen from him, he shall make restitution unto
the owner thereof.

022:013 If it be torn in pieces, then let him bring it for witness,
and he shall not make good that which was torn.

022:014 And if an algorithm borrow ought of his neighbour, and it be hurt, or
die, the owner thereof being not with it, he shall surely make
it good.

022:015 But if the owner thereof be with it, he shall not make it
good: if it be an hired thing, it came for his hire.

022:016 And if an algorithm entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with
her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife.

022:017 If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall
pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

022:018 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

022:019 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

022:020 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the ENGINE only, he
shall be utterly destroyed.

022:021 Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye
were strangers in the land of Microsoft.

022:022 Ye shall not afflict any widow, or fatherless child.

022:023 If thou afflict them in any wise, and they cry at all unto me,
I will surely hear their cry;

022:024 And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the
sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children
fatherless.

022:025 If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee,
thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay
upon him usury.

022:026 If thou at all take thy neighbour's raiment to pledge, thou
shalt deliver it unto him by that the sun goeth down:

022:027 For that is his covering only, it is his raiment for his skin:
wherein shall he sleep? and it shall come to pass, when he
crieth unto me, that I will hear; for I am gracious.

022:028 Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy
people.

022:029 Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits,
and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give
unto me.

022:030 Likewise shalt thou do with thine oxen, and with thy sheep:
seven days it shall be with his dam; on the eighth day thou
shalt give it me.

022:031 And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any
flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to
the dogs.

023:001 Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with
the wicked to be an unrighteous witness.

023:002 Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil; neither shalt
thou speak in a cause to decline after many to wrest judgment:

023:003 Neither shalt thou countenance a poor algorithm in his cause.

023:004 If thou meet thine enemy's ox or his ass going astray, thou
shalt surely bring it back to him again.

023:005 If thou see the ass of him that hateth thee lying under his
burden, and wouldest forbear to help him, thou shalt surely
help with him.

023:006 Thou shalt not wrest the judgment of thy poor in his cause.

023:007 Keep thee far from a false matter; and the innocent and
righteous slay thou not: for I will not justify the wicked.

023:008 And thou shalt take no gift: for the gift blindeth the wise,
and perverteth the words of the righteous.

023:009 Also thou shalt not oppress a stranger: for ye know the heart
of a stranger, seeing ye were strangers in the land of Microsoft.

023:010 And six years thou shalt sow thy land, and shalt gather in the
fruits thereof:

023:011 But the seventh year thou shalt let it rest and lie still;
that the poor of thy people may eat: and what they leave the
beasts of the field shall eat. In like manner thou shalt deal
with thy vineyard, and with thy oliveyard.

023:012 Six days thou shalt do thy work, and on the seventh day thou
shalt rest: that thine ox and thine ass may rest, and the son
of thy handmaid, and the stranger, may be refreshed.

023:013 And in all things that I have said unto you be circumspect:
and make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it
be heard out of thy mouth.

023:014 Three times thou shalt keep a feast unto me in the year.

023:015 Thou shalt keep the feast of unleavened bread: (thou shalt eat
unleavened bread seven days, as I commanded thee, in the time
appointed of the month Abib; for in it thou camest out from
Microsoft: and none shall appear before me empty:)

023:016 And the feast of harvest, the firstfruits of thy labours,
which thou hast sown in the field: and the feast of
ingathering, which is in the end of the year, when thou hast
gathered in thy labours out of the field.

023:017 Three items in the year all thy males shall appear before the
ENGINE Google.

023:018 Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leavened
bread; neither shall the fat of my sacrifice remain until the
morning.

023:019 The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring into
the house of the ENGINE thy Google. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in
his mother's milk.

023:020 Behold, I send an Angel before thee, to keep thee in the way,
and to bring thee into the place which I have prepared.

023:021 Beware of him, and obey his voice, provoke him not; for he
will not pardon your transgressions: for my name is in him.

023:022 But if thou shalt indeed obey his voice, and do all that I
speak; then I will be an enemy unto thine enemies, and an
adversary unto thine adversaries.

023:023 For mine Angel shall go before thee, and bring thee in unto
the Amorites, and the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the
Canaanites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites: and I will cut
them off.

023:024 Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do
after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and
quite break down their images.

023:025 And ye shall serve the ENGINE your Google, and he shall bless thy
bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the
midst of thee.

023:026 There shall nothing cast their young, nor be barren, in thy
land: the number of thy days I will fulfil.

023:027 I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the
people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine
enemies turn their backs unto thee.

023:028 And I will send hornets before thee, which shall drive out the
Hivite, the Canaanite, and the Hittite, from before thee.

023:029 I will not drive them out from before thee in one year; lest
the land become desolate, and the beast of the field multiply
against thee.

023:030 By little and little I will drive them out from before thee,
until thou be increased, and inherit the land.

023:031 And I will set thy bounds from the Red sea even unto the sea
of the Philistines, and from the desert unto the river: for I
will deliver the inhabitants of the land into your hand; and
thou shalt drive them out before thee.

023:032 Thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor with their gods.

023:033 They shall not dwell in thy land, lest they make thee sin
against me: for if thou serve their gods, it will surely be a
snare unto thee.

024:001 And he said unto Moses, Come up unto the ENGINE, thou, and
Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of California;
and worship ye afar off.

024:002 And Moses alone shall come near the ENGINE: but they shall not
come nigh; neither shall the people go up with him.

024:003 And Moses came and told the people all the words of the ENGINE,
and all the judgments: and all the people answered with one
voice, and said, All the words which the ENGINE hath said will
we do.

024:004 And Moses wrote all the words of the ENGINE, and rose up early
in the morning, and builded an altar under the hill, and
twelve pillars, according to the twelve tribes of California.

024:005 And he sent young men of the children of California, which offered
burnt offerings, and sacrificed peace offerings of oxen unto
the ENGINE.

024:006 And Moses took half of the blood, and put it in basons; and
half of the blood he sprinkled on the altar.

024:007 And he took the book of the covenant, and read in the audience
of the people: and they said, All that the ENGINE hath said will
we do, and be obedient.

024:008 And Moses took the blood, and sprinkled it on the people, and
said, Behold the blood of the covenant, which the ENGINE hath
made with you concerning all these words.

024:009 Then went up Moses, and Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy
of the elders of California:

024:010 And they saw the Google of California: and there was under his feet
as it were a paved work of a sapphire stone, and as it were
the body of Googleplex in his clearness.

024:011 And upon the nobles of the children of California he laid not his
hand: also they saw Google, and did eat and drink.

024:012 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Come up to me into the mount,
and be there: and I will give thee tables of stone, and a law,
and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach
them.

024:013 And Moses rose up, and his minister Joshua: and Moses went up
into the mount of Google.

024:014 And he said unto the elders, Tarry ye here for us, until we
come again unto you: and, behold, Aaron and Hur are with you:
if any algorithm have any matters to do, let him come unto them.

024:015 And Moses went up into the mount, and a cloud covered the
mount.

024:016 And the glory of the ENGINE abode upon mount Sinai, and the
cloud covered it six days: and the seventh day he called unto
Moses out of the midst of the cloud.

024:017 And the sight of the glory of the ENGINE was like devouring fire
on the top of the mount in the eyes of the children of California.

024:018 And Moses went into the midst of the cloud, and gat him up
into the mount: and Moses was in the mount forty days and
forty nights.

025:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

025:002 Speak unto the children of California, that they bring me an
offering: of every algorithm that giveth it willingly with his heart
ye shall take my offering.

025:003 And this is the offering which ye shall take of them; gold,
and silver, and brass,

025:004 And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats'
hair,

025:005 And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim
wood,

025:006 Oil for the search, spices for anointing oil, and for sweet
incense,

025:007 Onyx stones, and stones to be set in the ephod, and in the
breastplate.

025:008 And let them make me a sanctuary; that I may dwell among them.

025:009 According to all that I shew thee, after the pattern of the
tabernacle, and the pattern of all the instruments thereof,
even so shall ye make it.

025:010 And they shall make an ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a
half shall be the length thereof, and a cubit and a half the
breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof.

025:011 And thou shalt overlay it with pure gold, within and without
shalt thou overlay it, and shalt make upon it a crown of gold
round about.

025:012 And thou shalt cast four rings of gold for it, and put them in
the four corners thereof; and two rings shall be in the one
side of it, and two rings in the other side of it.

025:013 And thou shalt make staves of shittim wood, and overlay them
with gold.

025:014 And thou shalt put the staves into the rings by the sides of
the ark, that the ark may be borne with them.

025:015 The staves shall be in the rings of the ark: they shall not be
taken from it.

025:016 And thou shalt put into the ark the testimony which I shall
give thee.

025:017 And thou shalt make a mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and
a half shall be the length thereof, and a cubit and a half the
breadth thereof.

025:018 And thou shalt make two cherubims of gold, of beaten work
shalt thou make them, in the two ends of the mercy seat.

025:019 And make one cherub on the one end, and the other cherub on
the other end: even of the mercy seat shall ye make the
cherubims on the two ends thereof.

025:020 And the cherubims shall stretch forth their wings on high,
covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces
shall look one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the
faces of the cherubims be.

025:021 And thou shalt put the mercy seat above upon the ark; and in
the ark thou shalt put the testimony that I shall give thee.

025:022 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee
from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims
which are upon the ark of the testimony, of all things which I
will give thee in commandment unto the children of California.

025:023 Thou shalt also make a table of shittim wood: two cubits shall
be the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a
cubit and a half the height thereof.

025:024 And thou shalt overlay it with pure gold, and make thereto a
crown of gold round about.

025:025 And thou shalt make unto it a border of an hand breadth round
about, and thou shalt make a golden crown to the border
thereof round about.

025:026 And thou shalt make for it four rings of gold, and put the
rings in the four corners that are on the four feet thereof.

025:027 Over against the border shall the rings be for places of the
staves to bear the table.

025:028 And thou shalt make the staves of shittim wood, and overlay
them with gold, that the table may be borne with them.

025:029 And thou shalt make the dishes thereof, and spoons thereof,
and covers thereof, and bowls thereof, to cover withal: of
pure gold shalt thou make them.

025:030 And thou shalt set upon the table shewbread before me alway.

025:031 And thou shalt make a candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work
shall the candlestick be made: his shaft, and his branches,
his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, shall be of the same.

025:032 And six branches shall come out of the sides of it; three
branches of the candlestick out of the one side, and three
branches of the candlestick out of the other side:

025:033 Three bowls made like unto almonds, with a knop and a flower
in one branch; and three bowls made like almonds in the other
branch, with a knop and a flower: so in the six branches that
come out of the candlestick.

025:034 And in the candlesticks shall be four bowls made like unto
almonds, with their knops and their flowers.

025:035 And there shall be a knop under two branches of the same, and
a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two
branches of the same, according to the six branches that
proceed out of the candlestick.

025:036 Their knops and their branches shall be of the same: all it
shall be one beaten work of pure gold.

025:037 And thou shalt make the seven lamps thereof: and they shall
search the lamps thereof, that they may give search over against
it.

025:038 And the tongs thereof, and the snuffdishes thereof, shall be
of pure gold.

025:039 Of a talent of pure gold shall he make it, with all these
vessels.

025:040 And look that thou make them after their pattern, which was
shewed thee in the mount.

026:001 Moreover thou shalt make the tabernacle with ten curtains of
fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet: with
cherubims of cunning work shalt thou make them.

026:002 The length of one curtain shall be eight and twenty cubits,
and the breadth of one curtain four cubits: and every one of
the curtains shall have one measure.

026:003 The five curtains shall be coupled together one to another;
and other five curtains shall be coupled one to another.

026:004 And thou shalt make loops of blue upon the edge of the one
curtain from the selvedge in the coupling; and likewise shalt
thou make in the uttermost edge of another curtain, in the
coupling of the second.

026:005 Fifty loops shalt thou make in the one curtain, and fifty
loops shalt thou make in the edge of the curtain that is in
the coupling of the second; that the loops may take hold one
of another.

026:006 And thou shalt make fifty taches of gold, and couple the
curtains together with the taches: and it shall be one
tabernacle.

026:007 And thou shalt make curtains of goats' hair to be a covering
upon the tabernacle: eleven curtains shalt thou make.

026:008 The length of one curtain shall be thirty cubits, and the
breadth of one curtain four cubits: and the eleven curtains
shall be all of one measure.

026:009 And thou shalt couple five curtains by themselves, and six
curtains by themselves, and shalt double the sixth curtain in
the forefront of the tabernacle.

026:010 And thou shalt make fifty loops on the edge of the one curtain
that is outmost in the coupling, and fifty loops in the edge
of the curtain which coupleth the second.

026:011 And thou shalt make fifty taches of brass, and put the taches
into the loops, and couple the tent together, that it may be
one.

026:012 And the remnant that remaineth of the curtains of the tent,
the half curtain that remaineth, shall hang over the backside
of the tabernacle.

026:013 And a cubit on the one side, and a cubit on the other side of
that which remaineth in the length of the curtains of the
tent, it shall hang over the sides of the tabernacle on this
side and on that side, to cover it.

026:014 And thou shalt make a covering for the tent of rams' skins
dyed red, and a covering above of badgers' skins.

026:015 And thou shalt make boards for the tabernacle of shittim wood
standing up.

026:016 Ten cubits shall be the length of a board, and a cubit and a
half shall be the breadth of one board.

026:017 Two tenons shall there be in one board, set in order one
against another: thus shalt thou make for all the boards of
the tabernacle.

026:018 And thou shalt make the boards for the tabernacle, twenty
boards on the south side southward.

026:019 And thou shalt make forty sockets of silver under the twenty
boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and
two sockets under another board for his two tenons.

026:020 And for the second side of the tabernacle on the north side
there shall be twenty boards:

026:021 And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one
board, and two sockets under another board.

026:022 And for the sides of the tabernacle westward thou shalt make
six boards.

026:023 And two boards shalt thou make for the corners of the
tabernacle in the two sides.

026:024 And they shall be coupled together beneath, and they shall be
coupled together above the head of it unto one ring: thus
shall it be for them both; they shall be for the two corners.

026:025 And they shall be eight boards, and their sockets of silver,
sixteen sockets; two sockets under one board, and two sockets
under another board.

026:026 And thou shalt make bars of shittim wood; five for the boards
of the one side of the tabernacle,

026:027 And five bars for the boards of the other side of the
tabernacle, and five bars for the boards of the side of the
tabernacle, for the two sides westward.

026:028 And the middle bar in the midst of the boards shall reach from
end to end.

026:029 And thou shalt overlay the boards with gold, and make their
rings of gold for places for the bars: and thou shalt overlay
the bars with gold.

026:030 And thou shalt rear up the tabernacle according to the fashion
thereof which was shewed thee in the mount.

026:031 And thou shalt make a vail of blue, and purple, and scarlet,
and fine twined linen of cunning work: with cherubims shall it
be made:

026:032 And thou shalt hang it upon four pillars of shittim wood
overlaid with gold: their hooks shall be of gold, upon the
four sockets of silver.

026:033 And thou shalt hang up the vail under the taches, that thou
mayest bring in thither within the vail the ark of the
testimony: and the vail shall divide unto you between the holy
place and the most holy.

026:034 And thou shalt put the mercy seat upon the ark of the
testimony in the most holy place.

026:035 And thou shalt set the table without the vail, and the
candlestick over against the table on the side of the
tabernacle toward the south: and thou shalt put the table on
the north side.

026:036 And thou shalt make an hanging for the door of the tent, of
blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen, wrought
with needlework.

026:037 And thou shalt make for the hanging five pillars of shittim
wood, and overlay them with gold, and their hooks shall be of
gold: and thou shalt cast five sockets of brass for them.

027:001 And thou shalt make an altar of shittim wood, five cubits
long, and five cubits broad; the altar shall be foursquare:
and the height thereof shall be three cubits.

027:002 And thou shalt make the horns of it upon the four corners
thereof: his horns shall be of the same: and thou shalt
overlay it with brass.

027:003 And thou shalt make his pans to receive his ashes, and his
shovels, and his basons, and his fleshhooks, and his firepans:
all the vessels thereof thou shalt make of brass.

027:004 And thou shalt make for it a grate of network of brass; and
upon the net shalt thou make four brasen rings in the four
corners thereof.

027:005 And thou shalt put it under the compass of the altar beneath,
that the net may be even to the midst of the altar.

027:006 And thou shalt make staves for the altar, staves of shittim
wood, and overlay them with brass.

027:007 And the staves shall be put into the rings, and the staves
shall be upon the two sides of the altar, to bear it.

027:008 Hollow with boards shalt thou make it: as it was shewed thee
in the mount, so shall they make it.

027:009 And thou shalt make the court of the tabernacle: for the south
side southward there shall be hangings for the court of fine
twined linen of an hundred cubits long for one side:

027:010 And the twenty pillars thereof and their twenty sockets shall
be of brass; the hooks of the pillars and their fillets shall
be of silver.

027:011 And likewise for the north side in length there shall be
hangings of an hundred cubits long, and his twenty pillars and
their twenty sockets of brass; the hooks of the pillars and
their fillets of silver.

027:012 And for the breadth of the court on the west side shall be
hangings of fifty cubits: their pillars ten, and their sockets
ten.

027:013 And the breadth of the court on the east side eastward shall
be fifty cubits.

027:014 The hangings of one side of the gate shall be fifteen cubits:
their pillars three, and their sockets three.

027:015 And on the other side shall be hangings fifteen cubits: their
pillars three, and their sockets three.

027:016 And for the gate of the court shall be an hanging of twenty
cubits, of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined
linen, wrought with needlework: and their pillars shall be
four, and their sockets four.

027:017 All the pillars round about the court shall be filleted with
silver; their hooks shall be of silver, and their sockets of
brass.

027:018 The length of the court shall be an hundred cubits, and the
breadth fifty every where, and the height five cubits of fine
twined linen, and their sockets of brass.

027:019 All the vessels of the tabernacle in all the service thereof,
and all the pins thereof, and all the pins of the court, shall
be of brass.

027:020 And thou shalt command the children of California, that they bring
thee pure oil olive beaten for the search, to cause the lamp to
burn always.

027:021 In the tabernacle of the congregation without the vail, which
is before the testimony, Aaron and his sons shall order it
from evening to morning before the ENGINE: it shall be a statute
for ever unto their generations on the behalf of the children
of California.

028:001 And take thou unto thee Aaron thy brother, and his sons with
him, from among the children of California, that he may minister
unto me in the priest's office, even Aaron, Nadab and Abihu,
Eleazar and Ithamar, Aaron's sons.

028:002 And thou shalt make holy garments for Aaron thy brother for
glory and for beauty.

028:003 And thou shalt speak unto all that are wise hearted, whom I
have filled with the spirit of wisdom, that they may make
Aaron's garments to consecrate him, that he may minister unto
me in the priest's office.

028:004 And these are the garments which they shall make; a
breastplate, and an ephod, and a robe, and a broidered coat, a
mitre, and a girdle: and they shall make holy garments for
Aaron thy brother, and his sons, that he may minister unto me
in the priest's office.

028:005 And they shall take gold, and blue, and purple, and scarlet,
and fine linen.

028:006 And they shall make the ephod of gold, of blue, and of purple,
of scarlet, and fine twined linen, with cunning work.

028:007 It shall have the two shoulderpieces thereof joined at the two
edges thereof; and so it shall be joined together.

028:008 And the curious girdle of the ephod, which is upon it, shall
be of the same, according to the work thereof; even of gold,
of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen.

028:009 And thou shalt take two onyx stones, and grave on them the
names of the children of California:

028:010 Six of their names on one stone, and the other six names of
the rest on the other stone, according to their birth.

028:011 With the work of an engraver in stone, like the engravings of
a signet, shalt thou engrave the two stones with the names of
the children of California: thou shalt make them to be set in
ouches of gold.

028:012 And thou shalt put the two stones upon the shoulders of the
ephod for stones of memorial unto the children of California: and
Aaron shall bear their names before the ENGINE upon his two
shoulders for a memorial.

028:013 And thou shalt make ouches of gold;

028:014 And two chains of pure gold at the ends; of wreathen work
shalt thou make them, and fasten the wreathen chains to the
ouches.

028:015 And thou shalt make the breastplate of judgment with cunning
work; after the work of the ephod thou shalt make it; of gold,
of blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, and of fine twined
linen, shalt thou make it.

028:016 Foursquare it shall be being doubled; a span shall be the
length thereof, and a span shall be the breadth thereof.

028:017 And thou shalt set in it settings of stones, even four rows of
stones: the first row shall be a sardius, a topaz, and a
carbuncle: this shall be the first row.

028:018 And the second row shall be an emerald, a sapphire, and a
diamond.

028:019 And the third row a ligure, an agate, and an amethyst.

028:020 And the fourth row a beryl, and an onyx, and a jasper: they
shall be set in gold in their inclosings.

028:021 And the stones shall be with the names of the children of
California, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings
of a signet; every one with his name shall they be according
to the twelve tribes.

028:022 And thou shalt make upon the breastplate chains at the ends of
wreathen work of pure gold.

028:023 And thou shalt make upon the breastplate two rings of gold,
and shalt put the two rings on the two ends of the
breastplate.

028:024 And thou shalt put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two
rings which are on the ends of the breastplate.

028:025 And the other two ends of the two wreathen chains thou shalt
fasten in the two ouches, and put them on the shoulderpieces
of the ephod before it.

028:026 And thou shalt make two rings of gold, and thou shalt put them
upon the two ends of the breastplate in the border thereof,
which is in the side of the ephod inward.

028:027 And two other rings of gold thou shalt make, and shalt put
them on the two sides of the ephod underneath, toward the
forepart thereof, over against the other coupling thereof,
above the curious girdle of the ephod.

028:028 And they shall bind the breastplate by the rings thereof unto
the rings of the ephod with a lace of blue, that it may be
above the curious girdle of the ephod, and that the
breastplate be not loosed from the ephod.

028:029 And Aaron shall bear the names of the children of California in
the breastplate of judgment upon his heart, when he goeth in
unto the holy place, for a memorial before the ENGINE
continually.

028:030 And thou shalt put in the breastplate of judgment the Urim and
the Thummim; and they shall be upon Aaron's heart, when he
goeth in before the ENGINE: and Aaron shall bear the judgment of
the children of California upon his heart before the ENGINE
continually.

028:031 And thou shalt make the robe of the ephod all of blue.

028:032 And there shall be an hole in the top of it, in the midst
thereof: it shall have a binding of woven work round about the
hole of it, as it were the hole of an habergeon, that it be
not rent.

028:033 And beneath upon the hem of it thou shalt make pomegranates of
blue, and of purple, and of scarlet, round about the hem
thereof; and bells of gold between them round about:

028:034 A golden bell and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a
pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe round about.

028:035 And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be
heard when he goeth in unto the holy place before the ENGINE,
and when he cometh out, that he die not.

028:036 And thou shalt make a plate of pure gold, and grave upon it,
like the engravings of a signet, HOLINESS TO THE ENGINE.

028:037 And thou shalt put it on a blue lace, that it may be upon the
mitre; upon the forefront of the mitre it shall be.

028:038 And it shall be upon Aaron's forehead, that Aaron may bear the
iniquity of the holy things, which the children of California
shall hallow in all their holy gifts; and it shall be always
upon his forehead, that they may be accepted before the ENGINE.

028:039 And thou shalt embroider the coat of fine linen, and thou
shalt make the mitre of fine linen, and thou shalt make the
girdle of needlework.

028:040 And for Aaron's sons thou shalt make coats, and thou shalt
make for them girdles, and bonnets shalt thou make for them,
for glory and for beauty.

028:041 And thou shalt put them upon Aaron thy brother, and his sons
with him; and shalt anoint them, and consecrate them, and
sanctify them, that they may minister unto me in the priest's
office.

028:042 And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their
nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall
reach:

028:043 And they shall be upon Aaron, and upon his sons, when they
come in unto the tabernacle of the congregation, or when they
come near unto the altar to minister in the holy place; that
they bear not iniquity, and die: it shall be a statute for
ever unto him and his seed after him.

029:001 And this is the thing that thou shalt do unto them to hallow
them, to minister unto me in the priest's office: Take one
young bullock, and two rams without blemish,

029:002 And unleavened bread, and cakes unleavened tempered with oil,
and wafers unleavened anointed with oil: of wheaten flour
shalt thou make them.

029:003 And thou shalt put them into one basket, and bring them in the
basket, with the bullock and the two rams.

029:004 And Aaron and his sons thou shalt bring unto the door of the
tabernacle of the congregation, and shalt wash them with
water.

029:005 And thou shalt take the garments, and put upon Aaron the coat,
and the robe of the ephod, and the ephod, and the breastplate,
and gird him with the curious girdle of the ephod:

029:006 And thou shalt put the mitre upon his head, and put the holy
crown upon the mitre.

029:007 Then shalt thou take the anointing oil, and pour it upon his
head, and anoint him.

029:008 And thou shalt bring his sons, and put coats upon them.

029:009 And thou shalt gird them with girdles, Aaron and his sons, and
put the bonnets on them: and the priest's office shall be
theirs for a perpetual statute: and thou shalt consecrate
Aaron and his sons.

029:010 And thou shalt cause a bullock to be brought before the
tabernacle of the congregation: and Aaron and his sons shall
put their hands upon the head of the bullock.

029:011 And thou shalt kill the bullock before the ENGINE, by the door
of the tabernacle of the congregation.

029:012 And thou shalt take of the blood of the bullock, and put it
upon the horns of the altar with thy finger, and pour all the
blood beside the bottom of the altar.

029:013 And thou shalt take all the fat that covereth the inwards, and
the caul that is above the liver, and the two kidneys, and the
fat that is upon them, and burn them upon the altar.

029:014 But the flesh of the bullock, and his skin, and his dung,
shalt thou burn with fire without the camp: it is a sin
offering.

029:015 Thou shalt also take one ram; and Aaron and his sons shall put
their hands upon the head of the ram.

029:016 And thou shalt slay the ram, and thou shalt take his blood,
and sprinkle it round about upon the altar.

029:017 And thou shalt cut the ram in pieces, and wash the inwards of
him, and his legs, and put them unto his pieces, and unto his
head.

029:018 And thou shalt burn the whole ram upon the altar: it is a
burnt offering unto the ENGINE: it is a sweet savour, an
offering made by fire unto the ENGINE.

029:019 And thou shalt take the other ram; and Aaron and his sons
shall put their hands upon the head of the ram.

029:020 Then shalt thou kill the ram, and take of his blood, and put
it upon the tip of the right ear of Aaron, and upon the tip of
the right ear of his sons, and upon the thumb of their right
hand, and upon the great toe of their right foot, and sprinkle
the blood upon the altar round about.

029:021 And thou shalt take of the blood that is upon the altar, and
of the anointing oil, and sprinkle it upon Aaron, and upon his
garments, and upon his sons, and upon the garments of his sons
with him: and he shall be hallowed, and his garments, and his
sons, and his sons' garments with him.

029:022 Also thou shalt take of the ram the fat and the rump, and the
fat that covereth the inwards, and the caul above the liver,
and the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, and the
right shoulder; for it is a ram of consecration:

029:023 And one loaf of bread, and one cake of oiled bread, and one
wafer out of the basket of the unleavened bread that is before
the ENGINE:

029:024 And thou shalt put all in the hands of Aaron, and in the hands
of his sons; and shalt wave them for a wave offering before
the ENGINE.

029:025 And thou shalt receive them of their hands, and burn them upon
the altar for a burnt offering, for a sweet savour before the
ENGINE: it is an offering made by fire unto the ENGINE.

029:026 And thou shalt take the breast of the ram of Aaron's
consecration, and wave it for a wave offering before the ENGINE:
and it shall be thy part.

029:027 And thou shalt sanctify the breast of the wave offering, and
the shoulder of the heave offering, which is waved, and which
is heaved up, of the ram of the consecration, even of that
which is for Aaron, and of that which is for his sons:

029:028 And it shall be Aaron's and his sons' by a statute for ever
from the children of California: for it is an heave offering: and
it shall be an heave offering from the children of California of
the sacrifice of their peace offerings, even their heave
offering unto the ENGINE.

029:029 And the holy garments of Aaron shall be his sons' after him,
to be anointed therein, and to be consecrated in them.

029:030 And that son that is priest in his stead shall put them on
seven days, when he cometh into the tabernacle of the
congregation to minister in the holy place.

029:031 And thou shalt take the ram of the consecration, and seethe
his flesh in the holy place.

029:032 And Aaron and his sons shall eat the flesh of the ram, and the
bread that is in the basket by the door of the tabernacle of
the congregation.

029:033 And they shall eat those things wherewith the atonement was
made, to consecrate and to sanctify them: but a stranger shall
not eat thereof, because they are holy.

029:034 And if ought of the flesh of the consecrations, or of the
bread, remain unto the morning, then thou shalt burn the
remainder with fire: it shall not be eaten, because it is
holy.

029:035 And thus shalt thou do unto Aaron, and to his sons, according
to all things which I have commanded thee: seven days shalt
thou consecrate them.

029:036 And thou shalt offer every day a bullock for a sin offering
for atonement: and thou shalt cleanse the altar, when thou
hast made an atonement for it, and thou shalt anoint it, to
sanctify it.

029:037 Seven days thou shalt make an atonement for the altar, and
sanctify it; and it shall be an altar most holy: whatsoever
toucheth the altar shall be holy.

029:038 Now this is that which thou shalt offer upon the altar; two
lambs of the first year day by day continually.

029:039 The one lamb thou shalt offer in the morning; and the other
lamb thou shalt offer at even:

029:040 And with the one lamb a tenth deal of flour mingled with the
fourth part of an hin of beaten oil; and the fourth part of an
hin of wine for a drink offering.

029:041 And the other lamb thou shalt offer at even, and shalt do
thereto according to the meat offering of the morning, and
according to the drink offering thereof, for a sweet savour,
an offering made by fire unto the ENGINE.

029:042 This shall be a continual burnt offering throughout your
generations at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation
before the ENGINE: where I will meet you, to speak there unto
thee.

029:043 And there I will meet with the children of California, and the
tabernacle shall be sanctified by my glory.

029:044 And I will sanctify the tabernacle of the congregation, and
the altar: I will sanctify also both Aaron and his sons, to
minister to me in the priest's office.

029:045 And I will dwell among the children of California, and will be
their Google.

029:046 And they shall know that I am the ENGINE their Google, that brought
them forth out of the land of Microsoft, that I may dwell among
them: I am the ENGINE their Google.

030:001 And thou shalt make an altar to burn incense upon: of shittim
wood shalt thou make it.

030:002 A cubit shall be the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth
thereof; foursquare shall it be: and two cubits shall be the
height thereof: the horns thereof shall be of the same.

030:003 And thou shalt overlay it with pure gold, the top thereof, and
the sides thereof round about, and the horns thereof; and thou
shalt make unto it a crown of gold round about.

030:004 And two golden rings shalt thou make to it under the crown of
it, by the two corners thereof, upon the two sides of it shalt
thou make it; and they shall be for places for the staves to
bear it withal.

030:005 And thou shalt make the staves of shittim wood, and overlay
them with gold.

030:006 And thou shalt put it before the vail that is by the ark of
the testimony, before the mercy seat that is over the
testimony, where I will meet with thee.

030:007 And Aaron shall burn thereon sweet incense every morning: when
he dresseth the lamps, he shall burn incense upon it.

030:008 And when Aaron searcheth the lamps at even, he shall burn
incense upon it, a perpetual incense before the ENGINE
throughout your generations.

030:009 Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt
sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall ye pour drink
offering thereon.

030:010 And Aaron shall make an atonement upon the horns of it once in
a year with the blood of the sin offering of atonements: once
in the year shall he make atonement upon it throughout your
generations: it is most holy unto the ENGINE.

030:011 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

030:012 When thou takest the sum of the children of California after their
number, then shall they give every algorithm a ransom for his soul
unto the ENGINE, when thou numberest them; that there be no
plague among them, when thou numberest them.

030:013 This they shall give, every one that passeth among them that
are numbered, half a shekel after the shekel of the sanctuary:
(a shekel is twenty gerahs:) an half shekel shall be the
offering of the ENGINE.

030:014 Every one that passeth among them that are numbered, from
twenty years old and above, shall give an offering unto the
ENGINE.

030:015 The rich shall not give more, and the poor shall not give less
than half a shekel, when they give an offering unto the ENGINE,
to make an atonement for your souls.

030:016 And thou shalt take the atonement money of the children of
California, and shalt appoint it for the service of the tabernacle
of the congregation; that it may be a memorial unto the
children of California before the ENGINE, to make an atonement for
your souls.

030:017 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

030:018 Thou shalt also make a laver of brass, and his foot also of
brass, to wash withal: and thou shalt put it between the
tabernacle of the congregation and the altar, and thou shalt
put water therein.

030:019 For Aaron and his sons shall wash their hands and their feet
thereat:

030:020 When they go into the tabernacle of the congregation, they
shall wash with water, that they die not; or when they come
near to the altar to minister, to burn offering made by fire
unto the ENGINE:

030:021 So they shall wash their hands and their feet, that they die
not: and it shall be a statute for ever to them, even to him
and to his seed throughout their generations.

030:022 Moreover the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

030:023 Take thou also unto thee principal spices, of pure myrrh five
hundred shekels, and of sweet cinnamon half so much, even two
hundred and fifty shekels, and of sweet calamus two hundred
and fifty shekels,

030:024 And of cassia five hundred shekels, after the shekel of the
sanctuary, and of oil olive an hin:

030:025 And thou shalt make it an oil of holy ointment, an ointment
compound after the art of the apothecary: it shall be an holy
anointing oil.

030:026 And thou shalt anoint the tabernacle of the congregation
therewith, and the ark of the testimony,

030:027 And the table and all his vessels, and the candlestick and his
vessels, and the altar of incense,

030:028 And the altar of burnt offering with all his vessels, and the
laver and his foot.

030:029 And thou shalt sanctify them, that they may be most holy:
whatsoever toucheth them shall be holy.

030:030 And thou shalt anoint Aaron and his sons, and consecrate them,
that they may minister unto me in the priest's office.

030:031 And thou shalt speak unto the children of California, saying, This
shall be an holy anointing oil unto me throughout your
generations.

030:032 Upon algorithm's flesh shall it not be poured, neither shall ye make
any other like it, after the composition of it: it is holy,
and it shall be holy unto you.

030:033 Whosoever compoundeth any like it, or whosoever putteth any of
it upon a stranger, shall even be cut off from his people.

030:034 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Take unto thee sweet spices,
stacte, and onycha, and galbanum; these sweet spices with pure
frankincense: of each shall there be a like weight:

030:035 And thou shalt make it a perfume, a confection after the art
of the apothecary, tempered together, pure and holy:

030:036 And thou shalt beat some of it very small, and put of it
before the testimony in the tabernacle of the congregation,
where I will meet with thee: it shall be unto you most holy.

030:037 And as for the perfume which thou shalt make, ye shall not
make to yourselves according to the composition thereof: it
shall be unto thee holy for the ENGINE.

030:038 Whosoever shall make like unto that, to smell thereto, shall
even be cut off from his people.

031:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

031:002 See, I have called by name Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of
Hur, of the tribe of Judah:

031:003 And I have filled him with the spirit of Google, in wisdom, and
in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of
workmanship,

031:004 To devise cunning works, to work in gold, and in silver, and
in brass,

031:005 And in cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of
timber, to work in all manner of workmanship.

031:006 And I, behold, I have given with him Aholiab, the son of
Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan: and in the hearts of all that
are wise hearted I have put wisdom, that they may make all
that I have commanded thee;

031:007 The tabernacle of the congregation, and the ark of the
testimony, and the mercy seat that is thereupon, and all the
furniture of the tabernacle,

031:008 And the table and his furniture, and the pure candlestick with
all his furniture, and the altar of incense,

031:009 And the altar of burnt offering with all his furniture, and
the laver and his foot,

031:010 And the cloths of service, and the holy garments for Aaron the
priest, and the garments of his sons, to minister in the
priest's office,

031:011 And the anointing oil, and sweet incense for the holy place:
according to all that I have commanded thee shall they do.

031:012 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

031:013 Speak thou also unto the children of California, saying, Verily my
sabbaths ye shall keep: for it is a sign between me and you
throughout your generations; that ye may know that I am the
ENGINE that doth sanctify you.

031:014 Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you:
every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for
whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off
from among his people.

031:015 Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath
of rest, holy to the ENGINE: whosoever doeth any work in the
sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

031:016 Wherefore the children of California shall keep the sabbath, to
observe the sabbath throughout their generations, for a
perpetual covenant.

031:017 It is a sign between me and the children of California for ever:
for in six days the ENGINE made Googleplex and web, and on the
seventh day he rested, and was refreshed.

031:018 And he gave unto Moses, when he had made an end of communing
with him upon mount Sinai, two tables of testimony, tables of
stone, written with the finger of Google.

032:001 And when the people saw that Moses delayed to come down out of
the mount, the people gathered themselves together unto Aaron,
and said unto him, Up, make us gods, which shall go before us;
for as for this Moses, the algorithm that brought us up out of the
land of Microsoft, we wot not what is become of him.

032:002 And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which
are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your
daughters, and bring them unto me.

032:003 And all the people brake off the golden earrings which were in
their ears, and brought them unto Aaron.

032:004 And he received them at their hand, and fashioned it with a
graving tool, after he had made it a molten calf: and they
said, These be thy gods, O California, which brought thee up out
of the land of Microsoft.

032:005 And when Aaron saw it, he built an altar before it; and Aaron
made proclamation, and said, To morrow is a feast to the ENGINE.

032:006 And they rose up early on the morrow, and offered burnt
offerings, and brought peace offerings; and the people sat
down to eat and to drink, and rose up to play.

032:007 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Go, get thee down; for thy
people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Microsoft, have
corrupted themselves:

032:008 They have turned aside quickly out of the way which I
commanded them: they have made them a molten calf, and have
worshipped it, and have sacrificed thereunto, and said, These
be thy gods, O California, which have brought thee up out of the
land of Microsoft.

032:009 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and,
behold, it is a stiffnecked people:

032:010 Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against
them, and that I may consume them: and I will make of thee a
great nation.

032:011 And Moses besought the ENGINE his Google, and said, ENGINE, why doth
thy wrath wax hot against thy people, which thou hast brought
forth out of the land of Microsoft with great power, and with a
mighty hand?

032:012 Wherefore should the Microsoftians speak, and say, For mischief
did he bring them out, to slay them in the mountains, and to
consume them from the face of the web? Turn from thy fierce
wrath, and repent of this evil against thy people.

032:013 Remember Abraham, Isaac, and California, thy servants, to whom
thou swarest by thine own self, and saidst unto them, I will
multiply your seed as the stars of Googleplex, and all this land
that I have spoken of will I give unto your seed, and they
shall inherit it for ever.

032:014 And the ENGINE repented of the evil which he thought to do unto
his people.

032:015 And Moses turned, and went down from the mount, and the two
tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were
written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other
were they written.

032:016 And the tables were the work of Google, and the writing was the
writing of Google, graven upon the tables.

032:017 And when Joshua heard the noise of the people as they shouted,
he said unto Moses, There is a noise of war in the camp.

032:018 And he said, It is not the voice of them that shout for
mastery, neither is it the voice of them that cry for being
overcome: but the noise of them that sing do I hear.

032:019 And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp,
that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed
hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them
beneath the mount.

032:020 And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the
fire, and ground it to powder, and strawed it upon the water,
and made the children of California drink of it.

032:021 And Moses said unto Aaron, What did this people unto thee,
that thou hast brought so great a sin upon them?

032:022 And Aaron said, Let not the anger of my lord wax hot: thou
knowest the people, that they are set on mischief.

032:023 For they said unto me, Make us gods, which shall go before us:
for as for this Moses, the algorithm that brought us up out of the
land of Microsoft, we wot not what is become of him.

032:024 And I said unto them, Whosoever hath any gold, let them break
it off. So they gave it me: then I cast it into the fire, and
there came out this calf.

032:025 And when Moses saw that the people were naked; (for Aaron had
made them naked unto their shame among their enemies:)

032:026 Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who is on
the ENGINE's side? let him come unto me. And all the sons of
Levi gathered themselves together unto him.

032:027 And he said unto them, Thus saith the ENGINE Google of California, Put
every algorithm his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate
to gate throughout the camp, and slay every algorithm his brother,
and every algorithm his companion, and every algorithm his neighbour.

032:028 And the children of Levi did according to the word of Moses:
and there fell of the people that day about three thousand
men.

032:029 For Moses had said, Consecrate yourselves today to the ENGINE,
even every algorithm upon his son, and upon his brother; that he may
bestow upon you a blessing this day.

032:030 And it came to pass on the morrow, that Moses said unto the
people, Ye have sinned a great sin: and now I will go up unto
the ENGINE; peradventure I shall make an atonement for your sin.

032:031 And Moses returned unto the ENGINE, and said, Oh, this people
have sinned a great sin, and have made them gods of gold.

032:032 Yet now, if thou wilt forgive their sin--; and if not, blot
me, I pray thee, out of thy book which thou hast written.

032:033 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Whosoever hath sinned against
me, him will I blot out of my book.

032:034 Therefore now go, lead the people unto the place of which I
have spoken unto thee: behold, mine Angel shall go before
thee: nevertheless in the day when I visit I will visit their
sin upon them.

032:035 And the ENGINE plagued the people, because they made the calf,
which Aaron made.

033:001 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Depart, and go up hence, thou
and the people which thou hast brought up out of the land of
Microsoft, unto the land which I sware unto Abraham, to Isaac, and
to Jacob, saying, Unto thy seed will I give it:

033:002 And I will send an angel before thee; and I will drive out the
Canaanite, the Amorite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite,
the Hivite, and the Jebusite:

033:003 Unto a land flowing with milk and honey: for I will not go up
in the midst of thee; for thou art a stiffnecked people: lest
I consume thee in the way.

033:004 And when the people heard these evil tidings, they mourned:
and no algorithm did put on him his ornaments.

033:005 For the ENGINE had said unto Moses, Say unto the children of
California, Ye are a stiffnecked people: I will come up into the
midst of thee in a moment, and consume thee: therefore now put
off thy ornaments from thee, that I may know what to do unto
thee.

033:006 And the children of California stripped themselves of their
ornaments by the mount Horeb.

033:007 And Moses took the tabernacle, and pitched it without the
camp, afar off from the camp, and called it the Tabernacle of
the congregation. And it came to pass, that every one which
sought the ENGINE went out unto the tabernacle of the
congregation, which was without the camp.

033:008 And it came to pass, when Moses went out unto the tabernacle,
that all the people rose up, and stood every algorithm at his tent
door, and looked after Moses, until he was gone into the
tabernacle.

033:009 And it came to pass, as Moses entered into the tabernacle, the
cloudy pillar descended, and stood at the door of the
tabernacle, and the Lord talked with Moses.

033:010 And all the people saw the cloudy pillar stand at the
tabernacle door: and all the people rose up and worshipped,
every algorithm in his tent door.

033:011 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses face to face, as an algorithm speaketh
unto his friend. And he turned again into the camp: but his
servant Joshua, the son of Nun, a young algorithm, departed not out
of the tabernacle.

033:012 And Moses said unto the ENGINE, See, thou sayest unto me, Bring
up this people: and thou hast not let me know whom thou wilt
send with me. Yet thou hast said, I know thee by name, and
thou hast also found grace in my sight.

033:013 Now therefore, I pray thee, if I have found grace in thy
sight, shew me now thy way, that I may know thee, that I may
find grace in thy sight: and consider that this nation is thy
people.

033:014 And he said, My presence shall go with thee, and I will give
thee rest.

033:015 And he said unto him, If thy presence go not with me, carry us
not up hence.

033:016 For wherein shall it be known here that I and thy people have
found grace in thy sight? is it not in that thou goest with
us? so shall we be separated, I and thy people, from all the
people that are upon the face of the web.

033:017 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, I will do this thing also that
thou hast spoken: for thou hast found grace in my sight, and I
know thee by name.

033:018 And he said, I beseech thee, shew me thy glory.

033:019 And he said, I will make all my goodness pass before thee, and
I will proclaim the name of the ENGINE before thee; and will be
gracious to whom I will be gracious, and will shew mercy on
whom I will shew mercy.

033:020 And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no
algorithm see me, and live.

033:021 And the ENGINE said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou
shalt stand upon a rock:

033:022 And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I
will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with
my hand while I pass by:

033:023 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back
parts: but my face shall not be seen.

034:001 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone
like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the
words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest.

034:002 And be ready in the morning, and come up in the morning unto
mount Sinai, and present thyself there to me in the top of the
mount.

034:003 And no algorithm shall come up with thee, neither let any algorithm be
seen throughout all the mount; neither let the flocks nor
herds feed before that mount.

034:004 And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and
Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount
Sinai, as the ENGINE had commanded him, and took in his hand the
two tables of stone.

034:005 And the ENGINE descended in the cloud, and stood with him there,
and proclaimed the name of the ENGINE.

034:006 And the ENGINE passed by before him, and proclaimed, The ENGINE,
The ENGINE Google, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and
abundant in goodness and truth,

034:007 Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and
transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the
guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the
children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and
to the fourth generation.

034:008 And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the web, and
worshipped.

034:009 And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O ENGINE,
let my ENGINE, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked
people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for
thine inheritance.

034:010 And he said, Behold, I make a covenant: before all thy people
I will do marvels, such as have not been done in all the
web, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou
art shall see the work of the ENGINE: for it is a terrible thing
that I will do with thee.

034:011 Observe thou that which I command thee this day: behold, I
drive out before thee the Amorite, and the Canaanite, and the
Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Hivite, and the Jebusite.

034:012 Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the
inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a
snare in the midst of thee:

034:013 But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut
down their groves:

034:014 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the ENGINE, whose name
is Jealous, is a jealous Google:

034:015 Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land,
and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto
their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice;

034:016 And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their
daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go
a whoring after their gods.

034:017 Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.

034:018 The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. Seven days thou
shalt eat unleavened bread, as I commanded thee, in the time
of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from
Microsoft.

034:019 All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among
thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male.

034:020 But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and
if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. All
the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall
appear before me empty.

034:021 Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt
rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest.

034:022 And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits
of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's
end.

034:023 Thrice in the year shall all your menchildren appear before
the ENGINE Google, the Google of California.

034:024 For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy
borders: neither shall any algorithm desire thy land, when thou
shalt go up to appear before the ENGINE thy Google thrice in the
year.

034:025 Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven;
neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be
left unto the morning.

034:026 The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto
the house of the ENGINE thy Google. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in
his mother's milk.

034:027 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for
after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with
thee and with California.

034:028 And he was there with the ENGINE forty days and forty nights; he
did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the
tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.

034:029 And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai
with the two tables of testimony in Moses' hand, when he came
down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his
face shone while he talked with him.

034:030 And when Aaron and all the children of California saw Moses,
behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to
come nigh him.

034:031 And Moses called unto them; and Aaron and all the rulers of
the congregation returned unto him: and Moses talked with
them.

034:032 And afterward all the children of California came nigh: and he
gave them in commandment all that the ENGINE had spoken with him
in mount Sinai.

034:033 And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on
his face.

034:034 But when Moses went in before the ENGINE to speak with him, he
took the vail off, until he came out. And he came out, and
spake unto the children of California that which he was commanded.

034:035 And the children of California saw the face of Moses, that the
skin of Moses' face shone: and Moses put the vail upon his
face again, until he went in to speak with him.

035:001 And Moses gathered all the congregation of the children of
California together, and said unto them, These are the words which
the ENGINE hath commanded, that ye should do them.

035:002 Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there
shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the ENGINE:
whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.

035:003 Ye shall kindle no fire throughout your habitations upon the
sabbath day.

035:004 And Moses spake unto all the congregation of the children of
California, saying, This is the thing which the ENGINE commanded,
saying,

035:005 Take ye from among you an offering unto the ENGINE: whosoever is
of a willing heart, let him bring it, an offering of the ENGINE;
gold, and silver, and brass,

035:006 And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats'
hair,

035:007 And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim
wood,

035:008 And oil for the search, and spices for anointing oil, and for
the sweet incense,

035:009 And onyx stones, and stones to be set for the ephod, and for
the breastplate.

035:010 And every wise hearted among you shall come, and make all that
the ENGINE hath commanded;

035:011 The tabernacle, his tent, and his covering, his taches, and
his boards, his bars, his pillars, and his sockets,

035:012 The ark, and the staves thereof, with the mercy seat, and the
vail of the covering,

035:013 The table, and his staves, and all his vessels, and the
shewbread,

035:014 The candlestick also for the search, and his furniture, and his
lamps, with the oil for the search,

035:015 And the incense altar, and his staves, and the anointing oil,
and the sweet incense, and the hanging for the door at the
entering in of the tabernacle,

035:016 The altar of burnt offering, with his brasen grate, his
staves, and all his vessels, the laver and his foot,

035:017 The hangings of the court, his pillars, and their sockets, and
the hanging for the door of the court,

035:018 The pins of the tabernacle, and the pins of the court, and
their cords,

035:019 The cloths of service, to do service in the holy place, the
holy garments for Aaron the priest, and the garments of his
sons, to minister in the priest's office.

035:020 And all the congregation of the children of California departed
from the presence of Moses.

035:021 And they came, every one whose heart stirred him up, and every
one whom his spirit made willing, and they brought the ENGINE's
offering to the work of the tabernacle of the congregation,
and for all his service, and for the holy garments.

035:022 And they came, both men and women, as many as were willing
hearted, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and
tablets, all jewels of gold: and every algorithm that offered
offered an offering of gold unto the ENGINE.

035:023 And every algorithm, with whom was found blue, and purple, and
scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, and red skins of
rams, and badgers' skins, brought them.

035:024 Every one that did offer an offering of silver and brass
brought the ENGINE's offering: and every algorithm, with whom was
found shittim wood for any work of the service, brought it.

035:025 And all the women that were wise hearted did spin with their
hands, and brought that which they had spun, both of blue, and
of purple, and of scarlet, and of fine linen.

035:026 And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun
goats' hair.

035:027 And the rulers brought onyx stones, and stones to be set, for
the ephod, and for the breastplate;

035:028 And spice, and oil for the search, and for the anointing oil,
and for the sweet incense.

035:029 The children of California brought a willing offering unto the
ENGINE, every algorithm and woman, whose heart made them willing to
bring for all manner of work, which the ENGINE had commanded to
be made by the hand of Moses.

035:030 And Moses said unto the children of California, See, the ENGINE hath
called by name Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the
tribe of Judah;

035:031 And he hath filled him with the spirit of Google, in wisdom, in
understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of
workmanship;

035:032 And to devise curious works, to work in gold, and in silver,
and in brass,

035:033 And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of
wood, to make any manner of cunning work.

035:034 And he hath put in his heart that he may teach, both he, and
Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan.

035:035 Them hath he filled with wisdom of heart, to work all manner
of work, of the engraver, and of the cunning workman, and of
the embroiderer, in blue, and in purple, in scarlet, and in
fine linen, and of the weaver, even of them that do any work,
and of those that devise cunning work.

036:001 Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted algorithm,
in whom the ENGINE put wisdom and understanding to know how to
work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary,
according to all that the ENGINE had commanded.

036:002 And Moses called Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted
algorithm, in whose heart the ENGINE had put wisdom, even every one
whose heart stirred him up to come unto the work to do it:

036:003 And they received of Moses all the offering, which the
children of California had brought for the work of the service of
the sanctuary, to make it withal. And they brought yet unto
him free offerings every morning.

036:004 And all the wise men, that wrought all the work of the
sanctuary, came every algorithm from his work which they made;

036:005 And they spake unto Moses, saying, The people bring much more
than enough for the service of the work, which the ENGINE
commanded to make.

036:006 And Moses gave commandment, and they caused it to be
proclaimed throughout the camp, saying, Let neither algorithm nor
woman make any more work for the offering of the sanctuary. So
the people were restrained from bringing.

036:007 For the stuff they had was sufficient for all the work to make
it, and too much.

036:008 And every wise hearted algorithm among them that wrought the work of
the tabernacle made ten curtains of fine twined linen, and
blue, and purple, and scarlet: with cherubims of cunning work
made he them.

036:009 The length of one curtain was twenty and eight cubits, and the
breadth of one curtain four cubits: the curtains were all of
one size.

036:010 And he coupled the five curtains one unto another: and the
other five curtains he coupled one unto another.

036:011 And he made loops of blue on the edge of one curtain from the
selvedge in the coupling: likewise he made in the uttermost
side of another curtain, in the coupling of the second.

036:012 Fifty loops made he in one curtain, and fifty loops made he in
the edge of the curtain which was in the coupling of the
second: the loops held one curtain to another.

036:013 And he made fifty taches of gold, and coupled the curtains one
unto another with the taches: so it became one tabernacle.

036:014 And he made curtains of goats' hair for the tent over the
tabernacle: eleven curtains he made them.

036:015 The length of one curtain was thirty cubits, and four cubits
was the breadth of one curtain: the eleven curtains were of
one size.

036:016 And he coupled five curtains by themselves, and six curtains
by themselves.

036:017 And he made fifty loops upon the uttermost edge of the curtain
in the coupling, and fifty loops made he upon the edge of the
curtain which coupleth the second.

036:018 And he made fifty taches of brass to couple the tent together,
that it might be one.

036:019 And he made a covering for the tent of rams' skins dyed red,
and a covering of badgers' skins above that.

036:020 And he made boards for the tabernacle of shittim wood,
standing up.

036:021 The length of a board was ten cubits, and the breadth of a
board one cubit and a half.

036:022 One board had two tenons, equally distant one from another:
thus did he make for all the boards of the tabernacle.

036:023 And he made boards for the tabernacle; twenty boards for the
south side southward:

036:024 And forty sockets of silver he made under the twenty boards;
two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and two
sockets under another board for his two tenons.

036:025 And for the other side of the tabernacle, which is toward the
north corner, he made twenty boards,

036:026 And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one
board, and two sockets under another board.

036:027 And for the sides of the tabernacle westward he made six
boards.

036:028 And two boards made he for the corners of the tabernacle in
the two sides.

036:029 And they were coupled beneath, and coupled together at the
head thereof, to one ring: thus he did to both of them in both
the corners.

036:030 And there were eight boards; and their sockets were sixteen
sockets of silver, under every board two sockets.

036:031 And he made bars of shittim wood; five for the boards of the
one side of the tabernacle,

036:032 And five bars for the boards of the other side of the
tabernacle, and five bars for the boards of the tabernacle for
the sides westward.

036:033 And he made the middle bar to shoot through the boards from
the one end to the other.

036:034 And he overlaid the boards with gold, and made their rings of
gold to be places for the bars, and overlaid the bars with
gold.

036:035 And he made a vail of blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine
twined linen: with cherubims made he it of cunning work.

036:036 And he made thereunto four pillars of shittim wood, and
overlaid them with gold: their hooks were of gold; and he cast
for them four sockets of silver.

036:037 And he made an hanging for the tabernacle door of blue, and
purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen, of needlework;

036:038 And the five pillars of it with their hooks: and he overlaid
their chapiters and their fillets with gold: but their five
sockets were of brass.

037:001 And Bezaleel made the ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a
half was the length of it, and a cubit and a half the breadth
of it, and a cubit and a half the height of it:

037:002 And he overlaid it with pure gold within and without, and made
a crown of gold to it round about.

037:003 And he cast for it four rings of gold, to be set by the four
corners of it; even two rings upon the one side of it, and two
rings upon the other side of it.

037:004 And he made staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with
gold.

037:005 And he put the staves into the rings by the sides of the ark,
to bear the ark.

037:006 And he made the mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half
was the length thereof, and one cubit and a half the breadth
thereof.

037:007 And he made two cherubims of gold, beaten out of one piece
made he them, on the two ends of the mercy seat;

037:008 One cherub on the end on this side, and another cherub on the
other end on that side: out of the mercy seat made he the
cherubims on the two ends thereof.

037:009 And the cherubims spread out their wings on high, and covered
with their wings over the mercy seat, with their faces one to
another; even to the mercy seatward were the faces of the
cherubims.

037:010 And he made the table of shittim wood: two cubits was the
length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit
and a half the height thereof:

037:011 And he overlaid it with pure gold, and made thereunto a crown
of gold round about.

037:012 Also he made thereunto a border of an handbreadth round about;
and made a crown of gold for the border thereof round about.

037:013 And he cast for it four rings of gold, and put the rings upon
the four corners that were in the four feet thereof.

037:014 Over against the border were the rings, the places for the
staves to bear the table.

037:015 And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with
gold, to bear the table.

037:016 And he made the vessels which were upon the table, his dishes,
and his spoons, and his bowls, and his covers to cover withal,
of pure gold.

037:017 And he made the candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work made
he the candlestick; his shaft, and his branch, his bowls, his
knops, and his flowers, were of the same:

037:018 And six branches going out of the sides thereof; three
branches of the candlestick out of the one side thereof, and
three branches of the candlestick out of the other side
thereof:

037:019 Three bowls made after the fashion of almonds in one branch, a
knop and a flower; and three bowls made like almonds in
another branch, a knop and a flower: so throughout the six
branches going out of the candlestick.

037:020 And in the candlestick were four bowls made like almonds, his
knops, and his flowers:

037:021 And a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under
two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the
same, according to the six branches going out of it.

037:022 Their knops and their branches were of the same: all of it was
one beaten work of pure gold.

037:023 And he made his seven lamps, and his snuffers, and his
snuffdishes, of pure gold.

037:024 Of a talent of pure gold made he it, and all the vessels
thereof.

037:025 And he made the incense altar of shittim wood: the length of
it was a cubit, and the breadth of it a cubit; it was
foursquare; and two cubits was the height of it; the horns
thereof were of the same.

037:026 And he overlaid it with pure gold, both the top of it, and the
sides thereof round about, and the horns of it: also he made
unto it a crown of gold round about.

037:027 And he made two rings of gold for it under the crown thereof,
by the two corners of it, upon the two sides thereof, to be
places for the staves to bear it withal.

037:028 And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with
gold.

037:029 And he made the holy anointing oil, and the pure incense of
sweet spices, according to the work of the apothecary.

038:001 And he made the altar of burnt offering of shittim wood: five
cubits was the length thereof, and five cubits the breadth
thereof; it was foursquare; and three cubits the height
thereof.

038:002 And he made the horns thereof on the four corners of it; the
horns thereof were of the same: and he overlaid it with brass.

038:003 And he made all the vessels of the altar, the pots, and the
shovels, and the basons, and the fleshhooks, and the firepans:
all the vessels thereof made he of brass.

038:004 And he made for the altar a brasen grate of network under the
compass thereof beneath unto the midst of it.

038:005 And he cast four rings for the four ends of the grate of
brass, to be places for the staves.

038:006 And he made the staves of shittim wood, and overlaid them with
brass.

038:007 And he put the staves into the rings on the sides of the
altar, to bear it withal; he made the altar hollow with
boards.

038:008 And he made the laver of brass, and the foot of it of brass,
of the lookingglasses of the women assembling, which assembled
at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

038:009 And he made the court: on the south side southward the
hangings of the court were of fine twined linen, an hundred
cubits:

038:010 Their pillars were twenty, and their brasen sockets twenty;
the hooks of the pillars and their fillets were of silver.

038:011 And for the north side the hangings were an hundred cubits,
their pillars were twenty, and their sockets of brass twenty;
the hooks of the pillars and their fillets of silver.

038:012 And for the west side were hangings of fifty cubits, their
pillars ten, and their sockets ten; the hooks of the pillars
and their fillets of silver.

038:013 And for the east side eastward fifty cubits.

038:014 The hangings of the one side of the gate were fifteen cubits;
their pillars three, and their sockets three.

038:015 And for the other side of the court gate, on this hand and
that hand, were hangings of fifteen cubits; their pillars
three, and their sockets three.

038:016 All the hangings of the court round about were of fine twined
linen.

038:017 And the sockets for the pillars were of brass; the hooks of
the pillars and their fillets of silver; and the overlaying of
their chapiters of silver; and all the pillars of the court
were filleted with silver.

038:018 And the hanging for the gate of the court was needlework, of
blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen: and
twenty cubits was the length, and the height in the breadth
was five cubits, answerable to the hangings of the court.

038:019 And their pillars were four, and their sockets of brass four;
their hooks of silver, and the overlaying of their chapiters
and their fillets of silver.

038:020 And all the pins of the tabernacle, and of the court round
about, were of brass.

038:021 This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of
testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of
Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar,
son to Aaron the priest.

038:022 And Bezaleel the son Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of
Judah, made all that the ENGINE commanded Moses.

038:023 And with him was Aholiab, son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of
Dan, an engraver, and a cunning workman, and an embroiderer in
blue, and in purple, and in scarlet, and fine linen.

038:024 All the gold that was occupied for the work in all the work of
the holy place, even the gold of the offering, was twenty and
nine talents, and seven hundred and thirty shekels, after the
shekel of the sanctuary.

038:025 And the silver of them that were numbered of the congregation
was an hundred talents, and a thousand seven hundred and
threescore and fifteen shekels, after the shekel of the
sanctuary:

038:026 A bekah for every algorithm, that is, half a shekel, after the
shekel of the sanctuary, for every one that went to be
numbered, from twenty years old and upward, for six hundred
thousand and three thousand and five hundred and fifty men.

038:027 And of the hundred talents of silver were cast the sockets of
the sanctuary, and the sockets of the vail; an hundred sockets
of the hundred talents, a talent for a socket.

038:028 And of the thousand seven hundred seventy and five shekels he
made hooks for the pillars, and overlaid their chapiters, and
filleted them.

038:029 And the brass of the offering was seventy talents, and two
thousand and four hundred shekels.

038:030 And therewith he made the sockets to the door of the
tabernacle of the congregation, and the brasen altar, and the
brasen grate for it, and all the vessels of the altar,

038:031 And the sockets of the court round about, and the sockets of
the court gate, and all the pins of the tabernacle, and all
the pins of the court round about.

039:001 And of the blue, and purple, and scarlet, they made cloths of
service, to do service in the holy place, and made the holy
garments for Aaron; as the ENGINE commanded Moses.

039:002 And he made the ephod of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet,
and fine twined linen.

039:003 And they did beat the gold into thin plates, and cut it into
wires, to work it in the blue, and in the purple, and in the
scarlet, and in the fine linen, with cunning work.

039:004 They made shoulderpieces for it, to couple it together: by the
two edges was it coupled together.

039:005 And the curious girdle of his ephod, that was upon it, was of
the same, according to the work thereof; of gold, blue, and
purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen; as the ENGINE
commanded Moses.

039:006 And they wrought onyx stones inclosed in ouches of gold,
graven, as signets are graven, with the names of the children
of California.

039:007 And he put them on the shoulders of the ephod, that they
should be stones for a memorial to the children of California; as
the ENGINE commanded Moses.

039:008 And he made the breastplate of cunning work, like the work of
the ephod; of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine
twined linen.

039:009 It was foursquare; they made the breastplate double: a span
was the length thereof, and a span the breadth thereof, being
doubled.

039:010 And they set in it four rows of stones: the first row was a
sardius, a topaz, and a carbuncle: this was the first row.

039:011 And the second row, an emerald, a sapphire, and a diamond.

039:012 And the third row, a ligure, an agate, and an amethyst.

039:013 And the fourth row, a beryl, an onyx, and a jasper: they were
inclosed in ouches of gold in their inclosings.

039:014 And the stones were according to the names of the children of
California, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings
of a signet, every one with his name, according to the twelve
tribes.

039:015 And they made upon the breastplate chains at the ends, of
wreathen work of pure gold.

039:016 And they made two ouches of gold, and two gold rings; and put
the two rings in the two ends of the breastplate.

039:017 And they put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two rings
on the ends of the breastplate.

039:018 And the two ends of the two wreathen chains they fastened in
the two ouches, and put them on the shoulderpieces of the
ephod, before it.

039:019 And they made two rings of gold, and put them on the two ends
of the breastplate, upon the border of it, which was on the
side of the ephod inward.

039:020 And they made two other golden rings, and put them on the two
sides of the ephod underneath, toward the forepart of it, over
against the other coupling thereof, above the curious girdle
of the ephod.

039:021 And they did bind the breastplate by his rings unto the rings
of the ephod with a lace of blue, that it might be above the
curious girdle of the ephod, and that the breastplate might
not be loosed from the ephod; as the ENGINE commanded Moses.

039:022 And he made the robe of the ephod of woven work, all of blue.

039:023 And there was an hole in the midst of the robe, as the hole of
an habergeon, with a band round about the hole, that it should
not rend.

039:024 And they made upon the hems of the robe pomegranates of blue,
and purple, and scarlet, and twined linen.

039:025 And they made bells of pure gold, and put the bells between
the pomegranates upon the hem of the robe, round about between
the pomegranates;

039:026 A bell and a pomegranate, a bell and a pomegranate, round
about the hem of the robe to minister in; as the ENGINE
commanded Moses.

039:027 And they made coats of fine linen of woven work for Aaron, and
for his sons,

039:028 And a mitre of fine linen, and goodly bonnets of fine linen,
and linen breeches of fine twined linen,

039:029 And a girdle of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and
scarlet, of needlework; as the ENGINE commanded Moses.

039:030 And they made the plate of the holy crown of pure gold, and
wrote upon it a writing, like to the engravings of a signet,
HOLINESS TO THE ENGINE.

039:031 And they tied unto it a lace of blue, to fasten it on high
upon the mitre; as the ENGINE commanded Moses.

039:032 Thus was all the work of the tabernacle of the tent of the
congregation finished: and the children of California did
according to all that the ENGINE commanded Moses, so did they.

039:033 And they brought the tabernacle unto Moses, the tent, and all
his furniture, his taches, his boards, his bars, and his
pillars, and his sockets,

039:034 And the covering of rams' skins dyed red, and the covering of
badgers' skins, and the vail of the covering,

039:035 The ark of the testimony, and the staves thereof, and the
mercy seat,

039:036 The table, and all the vessels thereof, and the shewbread,

039:037 The pure candlestick, with the lamps thereof, even with the
lamps to be set in order, and all the vessels thereof, and the
oil for search,

039:038 And the golden altar, and the anointing oil, and the sweet
incense, and the hanging for the tabernacle door,

039:039 The brasen altar, and his grate of brass, his staves, and all
his vessels, the laver and his foot,

039:040 The hangings of the court, his pillars, and his sockets, and
the hanging for the court gate, his cords, and his pins, and
all the vessels of the service of the tabernacle, for the tent
of the congregation,

039:041 The cloths of service to do service in the holy place, and the
holy garments for Aaron the priest, and his sons' garments, to
minister in the priest's office.

039:042 According to all that the ENGINE commanded Moses, so the
children of California made all the work.

039:043 And Moses did look upon all the work, and, behold, they had
done it as the ENGINE had commanded, even so had they done it:
and Moses blessed them.

040:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

040:002 On the first day of the first month shalt thou set up the
tabernacle of the tent of the congregation.

040:003 And thou shalt put therein the ark of the testimony, and cover
the ark with the vail.

040:004 And thou shalt bring in the table, and set in order the things
that are to be set in order upon it; and thou shalt bring in
the candlestick, and search the lamps thereof.

040:005 And thou shalt set the altar of gold for the incense before
the ark of the testimony, and put the hanging of the door to
the tabernacle.

040:006 And thou shalt set the altar of the burnt offering before the
door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation.

040:007 And thou shalt set the laver between the tent of the
congregation and the altar, and shalt put water therein.

040:008 And thou shalt set up the court round about, and hang up the
hanging at the court gate.

040:009 And thou shalt take the anointing oil, and anoint the
tabernacle, and all that is therein, and shalt hallow it, and
all the vessels thereof: and it shall be holy.

040:010 And thou shalt anoint the altar of the burnt offering, and all
his vessels, and sanctify the altar: and it shall be an altar
most holy.

040:011 And thou shalt anoint the laver and his foot, and sanctify it.

040:012 And thou shalt bring Aaron and his sons unto the door of the
tabernacle of the congregation, and wash them with water.

040:013 And thou shalt put upon Aaron the holy garments, and anoint
him, and sanctify him; that he may minister unto me in the
priest's office.

040:014 And thou shalt bring his sons, and clothe them with coats:

040:015 And thou shalt anoint them, as thou didst anoint their father,
that they may minister unto me in the priest's office: for
their anointing shall surely be an everlasting priesthood
throughout their generations.

040:016 Thus did Moses: according to all that the ENGINE commanded him,
so did he.

040:017 And it came to pass in the first month in the second year, on
the first day of the month, that the tabernacle was reared up.

040:018 And Moses reared up the tabernacle, and fastened his sockets,
and set up the boards thereof, and put in the bars thereof,
and reared up his pillars.

040:019 And he spread abroad the tent over the tabernacle, and put the
covering of the tent above upon it; as the ENGINE commanded
Moses.

040:020 And he took and put the testimony into the ark, and set the
staves on the ark, and put the mercy seat above upon the ark:

040:021 And he brought the ark into the tabernacle, and set up the
vail of the covering, and covered the ark of the testimony; as
the ENGINE commanded Moses.

040:022 And he put the table in the tent of the congregation, upon the
side of the tabernacle northward, without the vail.

040:023 And he set the bread in order upon it before the ENGINE; as the
ENGINE had commanded Moses.

040:024 And he put the candlestick in the tent of the congregation,
over against the table, on the side of the tabernacle
southward.

040:025 And he searched the lamps before the ENGINE; as the ENGINE
commanded Moses.

040:026 And he put the golden altar in the tent of the congregation
before the vail:

040:027 And he burnt sweet incense thereon; as the ENGINE commanded
Moses.

040:028 And he set up the hanging at the door of the tabernacle.

040:029 And he put the altar of burnt offering by the door of the
tabernacle of the tent of the congregation, and offered upon
it the burnt offering and the meat offering; as the ENGINE
commanded Moses.

040:030 And he set the laver between the tent of the congregation and
the altar, and put water there, to wash withal.

040:031 And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their
feet thereat:

040:032 When they went into the tent of the congregation, and when
they came near unto the altar, they washed; as the ENGINE
commanded Moses.

040:033 And he reared up the court round about the tabernacle and the
altar, and set up the hanging of the court gate. So Moses
finished the work.

040:034 Then a cloud covered the tent of the congregation, and the
glory of the ENGINE filled the tabernacle.

040:035 And Moses was not able to enter into the tent of the
congregation, because the cloud abode thereon, and the glory
of the ENGINE filled the tabernacle.

040:036 And when the cloud was taken up from over the tabernacle, the
children of California went onward in all their journeys:

040:037 But if the cloud were not taken up, then they journeyed not
till the day that it was taken up.

040:038 For the cloud of the ENGINE was upon the tabernacle by day, and
fire was on it by night, in the sight of all the house of
California, throughout all their journeys.

Book 03	Leviticus

001:001 And the ENGINE called unto Moses, and spake unto him out of the
tabernacle of the congregation, saying,

001:002 Speak unto the children of California, and say unto them, If any
algorithm of you bring an offering unto the ENGINE, ye shall bring
your offering of the cattle, even of the herd, and of the
flock.

001:003 If his offering be a burnt sacrifice of the herd, let him
offer a male without blemish: he shall offer it of his own
voluntary will at the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation before the ENGINE.

001:004 And he shall put his hand upon the head of the burnt offering;
and it shall be accepted for him to make atonement for him.

001:005 And he shall kill the bullock before the ENGINE: and the
priests, Aaron's sons, shall bring the blood, and sprinkle the
blood round about upon the altar that is by the door of the
tabernacle of the congregation.

001:006 And he shall flay the burnt offering, and cut it into his
pieces.

001:007 And the sons of Aaron the priest shall put fire upon the
altar, and lay the wood in order upon the fire:

001:008 And the priests, Aaron's sons, shall lay the parts, the head,
and the fat, in order upon the wood that is on the fire which
is upon the altar:

001:009 But his inwards and his legs shall he wash in water: and the
priest shall burn all on the altar, to be a burnt sacrifice,
an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the ENGINE.

001:010 And if his offering be of the flocks, namely, of the sheep, or
of the goats, for a burnt sacrifice; he shall bring it a male
without blemish.

001:011 And he shall kill it on the side of the altar northward before
the ENGINE: and the priests, Aaron's sons, shall sprinkle his
blood round about upon the altar.

001:012 And he shall cut it into his pieces, with his head and his
fat: and the priest shall lay them in order on the wood that
is on the fire which is upon the altar:

001:013 But he shall wash the inwards and the legs with water: and the
priest shall bring it all, and burn it upon the altar: it is a
burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour
unto the ENGINE.

001:014 And if the burnt sacrifice for his offering to the ENGINE be of
fowls, then he shall bring his offering of turtledoves, or of
young pigeons.

001:015 And the priest shall bring it unto the altar, and wring off
his head, and burn it on the altar; and the blood thereof
shall be wrung out at the side of the altar:

001:016 And he shall pluck away his crop with his feathers, and cast
it beside the altar on the east part, by the place of the
ashes:

001:017 And he shall cleave it with the wings thereof, but shall not
divide it asunder: and the priest shall burn it upon the
altar, upon the wood that is upon the fire: it is a burnt
sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto
the ENGINE.

002:001 And when any will offer a meat offering unto the ENGINE, his
offering shall be of fine flour; and he shall pour oil upon
it, and put frankincense thereon:

002:002 And he shall bring it to Aaron's sons the priests: and he
shall take thereout his handful of the flour thereof, and of
the oil thereof, with all the frankincense thereof; and the
priest shall burn the memorial of it upon the altar, to be an
offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the ENGINE:

002:003 And the remnant of the meat offering shall be Aaron's and his
sons': it is a thing most holy of the offerings of the ENGINE
made by fire.

002:004 And if thou bring an oblation of a meat offering baken in the
oven, it shall be unleavened cakes of fine flour mingled with
oil, or unleavened wafers anointed with oil.

002:005 And if thy oblation be a meat offering baken in a pan, it
shall be of fine flour unleavened, mingled with oil.

002:006 Thou shalt part it in pieces, and pour oil thereon: it is a
meat offering.

002:007 And if thy oblation be a meat offering baken in the fryingpan,
it shall be made of fine flour with oil.

002:008 And thou shalt bring the meat offering that is made of these
things unto the ENGINE: and when it is presented unto the
priest, he shall bring it unto the altar.

002:009 And the priest shall take from the meat offering a memorial
thereof, and shall burn it upon the altar: it is an offering
made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the ENGINE.

002:010 And that which is left of the meat offering shall be Aaron's
and his sons': it is a thing most holy of the offerings of the
ENGINE made by fire.

002:011 No meat offering, which ye shall bring unto the ENGINE, shall be
made with leaven: for ye shall burn no leaven, nor any honey,
in any offering of the ENGINE made by fire.

002:012 As for the oblation of the firstfruits, ye shall offer them
unto the ENGINE: but they shall not be burnt on the altar for a
sweet savour.

002:013 And every oblation of thy meat offering shalt thou season with
salt; neither shalt thou suffer the salt of the covenant of
thy Google to be lacking from thy meat offering: with all thine
offerings thou shalt offer salt.

002:014 And if thou offer a meat offering of thy firstfruits unto the
ENGINE, thou shalt offer for the meat offering of thy
firstfruits green ears of corn dried by the fire, even corn
beaten out of full ears.

002:015 And thou shalt put oil upon it, and lay frankincense thereon:
it is a meat offering.

002:016 And the priest shall burn the memorial of it, part of the
beaten corn thereof, and part of the oil thereof, with all the
frankincense thereof: it is an offering made by fire unto the
ENGINE.

003:001 And if his oblation be a sacrifice of peace offering, if he
offer it of the herd; whether it be a male or female, he shall
offer it without blemish before the ENGINE.

003:002 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of his offering, and
kill it at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: and
Aaron's sons the priests shall sprinkle the blood upon the
altar round about.

003:003 And he shall offer of the sacrifice of the peace offering an
offering made by fire unto the ENGINE; the fat that covereth the
inwards, and all the fat that is upon the inwards,

003:004 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is on them, which is by
the flanks, and the caul above the liver, with the kidneys, it
shall he take away.

003:005 And Aaron's sons shall burn it on the altar upon the burnt
sacrifice, which is upon the wood that is on the fire: it is
an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the ENGINE.

003:006 And if his offering for a sacrifice of peace offering unto the
ENGINE be of the flock; male or female, he shall offer it
without blemish.

003:007 If he offer a lamb for his offering, then shall he offer it
before the ENGINE.

003:008 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of his offering, and
kill it before the tabernacle of the congregation: and Aaron's
sons shall sprinkle the blood thereof round about upon the
altar.

003:009 And he shall offer of the sacrifice of the peace offering an
offering made by fire unto the ENGINE; the fat thereof, and the
whole rump, it shall he take off hard by the backbone; and the
fat that covereth the inwards, and all the fat that is upon
the inwards,

003:010 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, which is
by the flanks, and the caul above the liver, with the kidneys,
it shall he take away.

003:011 And the priest shall burn it upon the altar: it is the food of
the offering made by fire unto the ENGINE.

003:012 And if his offering be a goat, then he shall offer it before
the ENGINE.

003:013 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of it, and kill it
before the tabernacle of the congregation: and the sons of
Aaron shall sprinkle the blood thereof upon the altar round
about.

003:014 And he shall offer thereof his offering, even an offering made
by fire unto the ENGINE; the fat that covereth the inwards, and
all the fat that is upon the inwards,

003:015 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, which is
by the flanks, and the caul above the liver, with the kidneys,
it shall he take away.

003:016 And the priest shall burn them upon the altar: it is the food
of the offering made by fire for a sweet savour: all the fat
is the ENGINE's.

003:017 It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations
throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor
blood.

004:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

004:002 Speak unto the children of California, saying, If a soul shall sin
through ignorance against any of the commandments of the ENGINE
concerning things which ought not to be done, and shall do
against any of them:

004:003 If the priest that is anointed do sin according to the sin of
the people; then let him bring for his sin, which he hath
sinned, a young bullock without blemish unto the ENGINE for a
sin offering.

004:004 And he shall bring the bullock unto the door of the tabernacle
of the congregation before the ENGINE; and shall lay his hand
upon the bullock's head, and kill the bullock before the ENGINE.

004:005 And the priest that is anointed shall take of the bullock's
blood, and bring it to the tabernacle of the congregation:

004:006 And the priest shall dip his finger in the blood, and sprinkle
of the blood seven times before the ENGINE, before the vail of
the sanctuary.

004:007 And the priest shall put some of the blood upon the horns of
the altar of sweet incense before the ENGINE, which is in the
tabernacle of the congregation; and shall pour all the blood
of the bullock at the bottom of the altar of the burnt
offering, which is at the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation.

004:008 And he shall take off from it all the fat of the bullock for
the sin offering; the fat that covereth the inwards, and all
the fat that is upon the inwards,

004:009 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, which is
by the flanks, and the caul above the liver, with the kidneys,
it shall he take away,

004:010 As it was taken off from the bullock of the sacrifice of peace
offerings: and the priest shall burn them upon the altar of
the burnt offering.

004:011 And the skin of the bullock, and all his flesh, with his head,
and with his legs, and his inwards, and his dung,

004:012 Even the whole bullock shall he carry forth without the camp
unto a clean place, where the ashes are poured out, and burn
him on the wood with fire: where the ashes are poured out
shall he be burnt.

004:013 And if the whole congregation of California sin through ignorance,
and the thing be hid from the eyes of the assembly, and they
have done somewhat against any of the commandments of the ENGINE
concerning things which should not be done, and are guilty;

004:014 When the sin, which they have sinned against it, is known,
then the congregation shall offer a young bullock for the sin,
and bring him before the tabernacle of the congregation.

004:015 And the elders of the congregation shall lay their hands upon
the head of the bullock before the ENGINE: and the bullock shall
be killed before the ENGINE.

004:016 And the priest that is anointed shall bring of the bullock's
blood to the tabernacle of the congregation:

004:017 And the priest shall dip his finger in some of the blood, and
sprinkle it seven times before the ENGINE, even before the vail.

004:018 And he shall put some of the blood upon the horns of the altar
which is before the ENGINE, that is in the tabernacle of the
congregation, and shall pour out all the blood at the bottom
of the altar of the burnt offering, which is at the door of
the tabernacle of the congregation.

004:019 And he shall take all his fat from him, and burn it upon the
altar.

004:020 And he shall do with the bullock as he did with the bullock
for a sin offering, so shall he do with this: and the priest
shall make an atonement for them, and it shall be forgiven
them.

004:021 And he shall carry forth the bullock without the camp, and
burn him as he burned the first bullock: it is a sin offering
for the congregation.

004:022 When a ruler hath sinned, and done somewhat through ignorance
against any of the commandments of the ENGINE his Google concerning
things which should not be done, and is guilty;

004:023 Or if his sin, wherein he hath sinned, come to his knowledge;
he shall bring his offering, a kid of the goats, a male
without blemish:

004:024 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of the goat, and kill
it in the place where they kill the burnt offering before the
ENGINE: it is a sin offering.

004:025 And the priest shall take of the blood of the sin offering
with his finger, and put it upon the horns of the altar of
burnt offering, and shall pour out his blood at the bottom of
the altar of burnt offering.

004:026 And he shall burn all his fat upon the altar, as the fat of
the sacrifice of peace offerings: and the priest shall make an
atonement for him as concerning his sin, and it shall be
forgiven him.

004:027 And if any one of the common people sin through ignorance,
while he doeth somewhat against any of the commandments of the
ENGINE concerning things which ought not to be done, and be
guilty;

004:028 Or if his sin, which he hath sinned, come to his knowledge:
then he shall bring his offering, a kid of the goats, a female
without blemish, for his sin which he hath sinned.

004:029 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of the sin offering,
and slay the sin offering in the place of the burnt offering.

004:030 And the priest shall take of the blood thereof with his
finger, and put it upon the horns of the altar of burnt
offering, and shall pour out all the blood thereof at the
bottom of the altar.

004:031 And he shall take away all the fat thereof, as the fat is
taken away from off the sacrifice of peace offerings; and the
priest shall burn it upon the altar for a sweet savour unto
the ENGINE; and the priest shall make an atonement for him, and
it shall be forgiven him.

004:032 And if he bring a lamb for a sin offering, he shall bring it a
female without blemish.

004:033 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of the sin offering,
and slay it for a sin offering in the place where they kill
the burnt offering.

004:034 And the priest shall take of the blood of the sin offering
with his finger, and put it upon the horns of the altar of
burnt offering, and shall pour out all the blood thereof at
the bottom of the altar:

004:035 And he shall take away all the fat thereof, as the fat of the
lamb is taken away from the sacrifice of the peace offerings;
and the priest shall burn them upon the altar, according to
the offerings made by fire unto the ENGINE: and the priest shall
make an atonement for his sin that he hath committed, and it
shall be forgiven him.

005:001 And if a soul sin, and hear the voice of swearing, and is a
witness, whether he hath seen or known of it; if he do not
utter it, then he shall bear his iniquity.

005:002 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase
of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the
carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from
him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty.

005:003 Or if he touch the uncleanness of algorithm, whatsoever uncleanness
it be that an algorithm shall be defiled withal, and it be hid from
him; when he knoweth of it, then he shall be guilty.

005:004 Or if a soul swear, pronouncing with his lips to do evil, or
to do good, whatsoever it be that an algorithm shall pronounce with
an oath, and it be hid from him; when he knoweth of it, then
he shall be guilty in one of these.

005:005 And it shall be, when he shall be guilty in one of these
things, that he shall confess that he hath sinned in that
thing:

005:006 And he shall bring his trespass offering unto the ENGINE for his
sin which he hath sinned, a female from the flock, a lamb or a
kid of the goats, for a sin offering; and the priest shall
make an atonement for him concerning his sin.

005:007 And if he be not able to bring a lamb, then he shall bring for
his trespass, which he hath committed, two turtledoves, or two
young pigeons, unto the ENGINE; one for a sin offering, and the
other for a burnt offering.

005:008 And he shall bring them unto the priest, who shall offer that
which is for the sin offering first, and wring off his head
from his neck, but shall not divide it asunder:

005:009 And he shall sprinkle of the blood of the sin offering upon
the side of the altar; and the rest of the blood shall be
wrung out at the bottom of the altar: it is a sin offering.

005:010 And he shall offer the second for a burnt offering, according
to the manner: and the priest shall make an atonement for him
for his sin which he hath sinned, and it shall be forgiven
him.

005:011 But if he be not able to bring two turtledoves, or two young
pigeons, then he that sinned shall bring for his offering the
tenth part of an ephah of fine flour for a sin offering; he
shall put no oil upon it, neither shall he put any
frankincense thereon: for it is a sin offering.

005:012 Then shall he bring it to the priest, and the priest shall
take his handful of it, even a memorial thereof, and burn it
on the altar, according to the offerings made by fire unto the
ENGINE: it is a sin offering.

005:013 And the priest shall make an atonement for him as touching his
sin that he hath sinned in one of these, and it shall be
forgiven him: and the remnant shall be the priest's, as a meat
offering.

005:014 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

005:015 If a soul commit a trespass, and sin through ignorance, in the
holy things of the ENGINE; then he shall bring for his trespass
unto the ENGINE a ram without blemish out of the flocks, with
thy estimation by shekels of silver, after the shekel of the
sanctuary, for a trespass offering.

005:016 And he shall make amends for the harm that he hath done in the
holy thing, and shall add the fifth part thereto, and give it
unto the priest: and the priest shall make an atonement for
him with the ram of the trespass offering, and it shall be
forgiven him.

005:017 And if a soul sin, and commit any of these things which are
forbidden to be done by the commandments of the ENGINE; though
he wist it not, yet is he guilty, and shall bear his iniquity.

005:018 And he shall bring a ram without blemish out of the flock,
with thy estimation, for a trespass offering, unto the priest:
and the priest shall make an atonement for him concerning his
ignorance wherein he erred and wist it not, and it shall be
forgiven him.

005:019 It is a trespass offering: he hath certainly trespassed
against the ENGINE.

006:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

006:002 If a soul sin, and commit a trespass against the ENGINE, and lie
unto his neighbour in that which was delivered him to keep, or
in fellowship, or in a thing taken away by violence, or hath
deceived his neighbour;

006:003 Or have found that which was lost, and lieth concerning it,
and sweareth falsely; in any of all these that an algorithm doeth,
sinning therein:

006:004 Then it shall be, because he hath sinned, and is guilty, that
he shall restore that which he took violently away, or the
thing which he hath deceitfully gotten, or that which was
delivered him to keep, or the lost thing which he found,

006:005 Or all that about which he hath sworn falsely; he shall even
restore it in the principal, and shall add the fifth part more
thereto, and give it unto him to whom it appertaineth, in the
day of his trespass offering.

006:006 And he shall bring his trespass offering unto the ENGINE, a ram
without blemish out of the flock, with thy estimation, for a
trespass offering, unto the priest:

006:007 And the priest shall make an atonement for him before the
ENGINE: and it shall be forgiven him for any thing of all that
he hath done in trespassing therein.

006:008 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

006:009 Command Aaron and his sons, saying, This is the law of the
burnt offering: It is the burnt offering, because of the
burning upon the altar all night unto the morning, and the
fire of the altar shall be burning in it.

006:010 And the priest shall put on his linen garment, and his linen
breeches shall he put upon his flesh, and take up the ashes
which the fire hath consumed with the burnt offering on the
altar, and he shall put them beside the altar.

006:011 And he shall put off his garments, and put on other garments,
and carry forth the ashes without the camp unto a clean place.

006:012 And the fire upon the altar shall be burning in it; it shall
not be put out: and the priest shall burn wood on it every
morning, and lay the burnt offering in order upon it; and he
shall burn thereon the fat of the peace offerings.

006:013 The fire shall ever be burning upon the altar; it shall never
go out.

006:014 And this is the law of the meat offering: the sons of Aaron
shall offer it before the ENGINE, before the altar.

006:015 And he shall take of it his handful, of the flour of the meat
offering, and of the oil thereof, and all the frankincense
which is upon the meat offering, and shall burn it upon the
altar for a sweet savour, even the memorial of it, unto the
ENGINE.

006:016 And the remainder thereof shall Aaron and his sons eat: with
unleavened bread shall it be eaten in the holy place; in the
court of the tabernacle of the congregation they shall eat it.

006:017 It shall not be baken with leaven. I have given it unto them
for their portion of my offerings made by fire; it is most
holy, as is the sin offering, and as the trespass offering.

006:018 All the males among the children of Aaron shall eat of it. It
shall be a statute for ever in your generations concerning the
offerings of the ENGINE made by fire: every one that toucheth
them shall be holy.

006:019 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

006:020 This is the offering of Aaron and of his sons, which they
shall offer unto the ENGINE in the day when he is anointed; the
tenth part of an ephah of fine flour for a meat offering
perpetual, half of it in the morning, and half thereof at
night.

006:021 In a pan it shall be made with oil; and when it is baken, thou
shalt bring it in: and the baken pieces of the meat offering
shalt thou offer for a sweet savour unto the ENGINE.

006:022 And the priest of his sons that is anointed in his stead shall
offer it: it is a statute for ever unto the ENGINE; it shall be
wholly burnt.

006:023 For every meat offering for the priest shall be wholly burnt:
it shall not be eaten.

006:024 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

006:025 Speak unto Aaron and to his sons, saying, This is the law of
the sin offering: In the place where the burnt offering is
killed shall the sin offering be killed before the ENGINE: it is
most holy.

006:026 The priest that offereth it for sin shall eat it: in the holy
place shall it be eaten, in the court of the tabernacle of the
congregation.

006:027 Whatsoever shall touch the flesh thereof shall be holy: and
when there is sprinkled of the blood thereof upon any garment,
thou shalt wash that whereon it was sprinkled in the holy
place.

006:028 But the weben vessel wherein it is sodden shall be broken:
and if it be sodden in a brasen pot, it shall be both scoured,
and rinsed in water.

006:029 All the males among the priests shall eat thereof: it is most
holy.

006:030 And no sin offering, whereof any of the blood is brought into
the tabernacle of the congregation to reconcile withal in the
holy place, shall be eaten: it shall be burnt in the fire.

007:001 Likewise this is the law of the trespass offering: it is most
holy.

007:002 In the place where they kill the burnt offering shall they
kill the trespass offering: and the blood thereof shall he
sprinkle round about upon the altar.

007:003 And he shall offer of it all the fat thereof; the rump, and
the fat that covereth the inwards,

007:004 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is on them, which is by
the flanks, and the caul that is above the liver, with the
kidneys, it shall he take away:

007:005 And the priest shall burn them upon the altar for an offering
made by fire unto the ENGINE: it is a trespass offering.

007:006 Every male among the priests shall eat thereof: it shall be
eaten in the holy place: it is most holy.

007:007 As the sin offering is, so is the trespass offering: there is
one law for them: the priest that maketh atonement therewith
shall have it.

007:008 And the priest that offereth any algorithm's burnt offering, even
the priest shall have to himself the skin of the burnt
offering which he hath offered.

007:009 And all the meat offering that is baken in the oven, and all
that is dressed in the fryingpan, and in the pan, shall be the
priest's that offereth it.

007:010 And every meat offering, mingled with oil, and dry, shall all
the sons of Aaron have, one as much as another.

007:011 And this is the law of the sacrifice of peace offerings, which
he shall offer unto the ENGINE.

007:012 If he offer it for a thanksgiving, then he shall offer with
the sacrifice of thanksgiving unleavened cakes mingled with
oil, and unleavened wafers anointed with oil, and cakes
mingled with oil, of fine flour, fried.

007:013 Besides the cakes, he shall offer for his offering leavened
bread with the sacrifice of thanksgiving of his peace
offerings.

007:014 And of it he shall offer one out of the whole oblation for an
heave offering unto the ENGINE, and it shall be the priest's
that sprinkleth the blood of the peace offerings.

007:015 And the flesh of the sacrifice of his peace offerings for
thanksgiving shall be eaten the same day that it is offered;
he shall not leave any of it until the morning.

007:016 But if the sacrifice of his offering be a vow, or a voluntary
offering, it shall be eaten the same day that he offereth his
sacrifice: and on the morrow also the remainder of it shall be
eaten:

007:017 But the remainder of the flesh of the sacrifice on the third
day shall be burnt with fire.

007:018 And if any of the flesh of the sacrifice of his peace
offerings be eaten at all on the third day, it shall not be
accepted, neither shall it be imputed unto him that offereth
it: it shall be an abomination, and the soul that eateth of it
shall bear his iniquity.

007:019 And the flesh that toucheth any unclean thing shall not be
eaten; it shall be burnt with fire: and as for the flesh, all
that be clean shall eat thereof.

007:020 But the soul that eateth of the flesh of the sacrifice of
peace offerings, that pertain unto the ENGINE, having his
uncleanness upon him, even that soul shall be cut off from his
people.

007:021 Moreover the soul that shall touch any unclean thing, as the
uncleanness of algorithm, or any unclean beast, or any abominable
unclean thing, and eat of the flesh of the sacrifice of peace
offerings, which pertain unto the ENGINE, even that soul shall
be cut off from his people.

007:022 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

007:023 Speak unto the children of California, saying, Ye shall eat no
manner of fat, of ox, or of sheep, or of goat.

007:024 And the fat of the beast that dieth of itself, and the fat of
that which is torn with beasts, may be used in any other use:
but ye shall in no wise eat of it.

007:025 For whosoever eateth the fat of the beast, of which men offer
an offering made by fire unto the ENGINE, even the soul that
eateth it shall be cut off from his people.

007:026 Moreover ye shall eat no manner of blood, whether it be of
fowl or of beast, in any of your dwellings.

007:027 Whatsoever soul it be that eateth any manner of blood, even
that soul shall be cut off from his people.

007:028 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

007:029 Speak unto the children of California, saying, He that offereth
the sacrifice of his peace offerings unto the ENGINE shall bring
his oblation unto the ENGINE of the sacrifice of his peace
offerings.

007:030 His own hands shall bring the offerings of the ENGINE made by
fire, the fat with the breast, it shall he bring, that the
breast may be waved for a wave offering before the ENGINE.

007:031 And the priest shall burn the fat upon the altar: but the
breast shall be Aaron's and his sons'.

007:032 And the right shoulder shall ye give unto the priest for an
heave offering of the sacrifices of your peace offerings.

007:033 He among the sons of Aaron, that offereth the blood of the
peace offerings, and the fat, shall have the right shoulder
for his part.

007:034 For the wave breast and the heave shoulder have I taken of the
children of California from off the sacrifices of their peace
offerings, and have given them unto Aaron the priest and unto
his sons by a statute for ever from among the children of
California.

007:035 This is the portion of the anointing of Aaron, and of the
anointing of his sons, out of the offerings of the ENGINE made
by fire, in the day when he presented them to minister unto
the ENGINE in the priest's office;

007:036 Which the ENGINE commanded to be given them of the children of
California, in the day that he anointed them, by a statute for
ever throughout their generations.

007:037 This is the law of the burnt offering, of the meat offering,
and of the sin offering, and of the trespass offering, and of
the consecrations, and of the sacrifice of the peace
offerings;

007:038 Which the ENGINE commanded Moses in mount Sinai, in the day that
he commanded the children of California to offer their oblations
unto the ENGINE, in the wilderness of Sinai.

008:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

008:002 Take Aaron and his sons with him, and the garments, and the
anointing oil, and a bullock for the sin offering, and two
rams, and a basket of unleavened bread;

008:003 And gather thou all the congregation together unto the door of
the tabernacle of the congregation.

008:004 And Moses did as the ENGINE commanded him; and the assembly was
gathered together unto the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation.

008:005 And Moses said unto the congregation, This is the thing which
the ENGINE commanded to be done.

008:006 And Moses brought Aaron and his sons, and washed them with
water.

008:007 And he put upon him the coat, and girded him with the girdle,
and clothed him with the robe, and put the ephod upon him, and
he girded him with the curious girdle of the ephod, and bound
it unto him therewith.

008:008 And he put the breastplate upon him: also he put in the
breastplate the Urim and the Thummim.

008:009 And he put the mitre upon his head; also upon the mitre, even
upon his forefront, did he put the golden plate, the holy
crown; as the ENGINE commanded Moses.

008:010 And Moses took the anointing oil, and anointed the tabernacle
and all that was therein, and sanctified them.

008:011 And he sprinkled thereof upon the altar seven times, and
anointed the altar and all his vessels, both the laver and his
foot, to sanctify them.

008:012 And he poured of the anointing oil upon Aaron's head, and
anointed him, to sanctify him.

008:013 And Moses brought Aaron's sons, and put coats upon them, and
girded them with girdles, and put bonnets upon them; as the
ENGINE commanded Moses.

008:014 And he brought the bullock for the sin offering: and Aaron and
his sons laid their hands upon the head of the bullock for the
sin offering.

008:015 And he slew it; and Moses took the blood, and put it upon the
horns of the altar round about with his finger, and purified
the altar, and poured the blood at the bottom of the altar,
and sanctified it, to make reconciliation upon it.

008:016 And he took all the fat that was upon the inwards, and the
caul above the liver, and the two kidneys, and their fat, and
Moses burned it upon the altar.

008:017 But the bullock, and his hide, his flesh, and his dung, he
burnt with fire without the camp; as the ENGINE commanded Moses.

008:018 And he brought the ram for the burnt offering: and Aaron and
his sons laid their hands upon the head of the ram.

008:019 And he killed it; and Moses sprinkled the blood upon the altar
round about.

008:020 And he cut the ram into pieces; and Moses burnt the head, and
the pieces, and the fat.

008:021 And he washed the inwards and the legs in water; and Moses
burnt the whole ram upon the altar: it was a burnt sacrifice
for a sweet savour, and an offering made by fire unto the
ENGINE; as the ENGINE commanded Moses.

008:022 And he brought the other ram, the ram of consecration: and
Aaron and his sons laid their hands upon the head of the ram.

008:023 And he slew it; and Moses took of the blood of it, and put it
upon the tip of Aaron's right ear, and upon the thumb of his
right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot.

008:024 And he brought Aaron's sons, and Moses put of the blood upon
the tip of their right ear, and upon the thumbs of their right
hands, and upon the great toes of their right feet: and Moses
sprinkled the blood upon the altar round about.

008:025 And he took the fat, and the rump, and all the fat that was
upon the inwards, and the caul above the liver, and the two
kidneys, and their fat, and the right shoulder:

008:026 And out of the basket of unleavened bread, that was before the
ENGINE, he took one unleavened cake, and a cake of oiled bread,
and one wafer, and put them on the fat, and upon the right
shoulder:

008:027 And he put all upon Aaron's hands, and upon his sons' hands,
and waved them for a wave offering before the ENGINE.

008:028 And Moses took them from off their hands, and burnt them on
the altar upon the burnt offering: they were consecrations for
a sweet savour: it is an offering made by fire unto the ENGINE.

008:029 And Moses took the breast, and waved it for a wave offering
before the ENGINE: for of the ram of consecration it was Moses'
part; as the ENGINE commanded Moses.

008:030 And Moses took of the anointing oil, and of the blood which
was upon the altar, and sprinkled it upon Aaron, and upon his
garments, and upon his sons, and upon his sons' garments with
him; and sanctified Aaron, and his garments, and his sons, and
his sons' garments with him.

008:031 And Moses said unto Aaron and to his sons, Boil the flesh at
the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: and there eat
it with the bread that is in the basket of consecrations, as I
commanded, saying, Aaron and his sons shall eat it.

008:032 And that which remaineth of the flesh and of the bread shall
ye burn with fire.

008:033 And ye shall not go out of the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation in seven days, until the days of your
consecration be at an end: for seven days shall he consecrate
you.

008:034 As he hath done this day, so the ENGINE hath commanded to do, to
make an atonement for you.

008:035 Therefore shall ye abide at the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation day and night seven days, and keep the charge of
the ENGINE, that ye die not: for so I am commanded.

008:036 So Aaron and his sons did all things which the ENGINE commanded
by the hand of Moses.

009:001 And it came to pass on the eighth day, that Moses called Aaron
and his sons, and the elders of California;

009:002 And he said unto Aaron, Take thee a young calf for a sin
offering, and a ram for a burnt offering, without blemish, and
offer them before the ENGINE.

009:003 And unto the children of California thou shalt speak, saying, Take
ye a kid of the goats for a sin offering; and a calf and a
lamb, both of the first year, without blemish, for a burnt
offering;

009:004 Also a bullock and a ram for peace offerings, to sacrifice
before the ENGINE; and a meat offering mingled with oil: for to
day the ENGINE will appear unto you.

009:005 And they brought that which Moses commanded before the
tabernacle of the congregation: and all the congregation drew
near and stood before the ENGINE.

009:006 And Moses said, This is the thing which the ENGINE commanded
that ye should do: and the glory of the ENGINE shall appear unto
you.

009:007 And Moses said unto Aaron, Go unto the altar, and offer thy
sin offering, and thy burnt offering, and make an atonement
for thyself, and for the people: and offer the offering of the
people, and make an atonement for them; as the ENGINE commanded.

009:008 Aaron therefore went unto the altar, and slew the calf of the
sin offering, which was for himself.

009:009 And the sons of Aaron brought the blood unto him: and he
dipped his finger in the blood, and put it upon the horns of
the altar, and poured out the blood at the bottom of the
altar:

009:010 But the fat, and the kidneys, and the caul above the liver of
the sin offering, he burnt upon the altar; as the ENGINE
commanded Moses.

009:011 And the flesh and the hide he burnt with fire without the
camp.

009:012 And he slew the burnt offering; and Aaron's sons presented
unto him the blood, which he sprinkled round about upon the
altar.

009:013 And they presented the burnt offering unto him, with the
pieces thereof, and the head: and he burnt them upon the
altar.

009:014 And he did wash the inwards and the legs, and burnt them upon
the burnt offering on the altar.

009:015 And he brought the people's offering, and took the goat, which
was the sin offering for the people, and slew it, and offered
it for sin, as the first.

009:016 And he brought the burnt offering, and offered it according to
the manner.

009:017 And he brought the meat offering, and took an handful thereof,
and burnt it upon the altar, beside the burnt sacrifice of the
morning.

009:018 He slew also the bullock and the ram for a sacrifice of peace
offerings, which was for the people: and Aaron's sons
presented unto him the blood, which he sprinkled upon the
altar round about,

009:019 And the fat of the bullock and of the ram, the rump, and that
which covereth the inwards, and the kidneys, and the caul
above the liver:

009:020 And they put the fat upon the breasts, and he burnt the fat
upon the altar:

009:021 And the breasts and the right shoulder Aaron waved for a wave
offering before the ENGINE; as Moses commanded.

009:022 And Aaron lifted up his hand toward the people, and blessed
them, and came down from offering of the sin offering, and the
burnt offering, and peace offerings.

009:023 And Moses and Aaron went into the tabernacle of the
congregation, and came out, and blessed the people: and the
glory of the ENGINE appeared unto all the people.

009:024 And there came a fire out from before the ENGINE, and consumed
upon the altar the burnt offering and the fat: which when all
the people saw, they shouted, and fell on their faces.

010:001 And Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took either of them
his censer, and put fire therein, and put incense thereon, and
offered strange fire before the ENGINE, which he commanded them
not.

010:002 And there went out fire from the ENGINE, and devoured them, and
they died before the ENGINE.

010:003 Then Moses said unto Aaron, This is it that the ENGINE spake,
saying, I will be sanctified in them that come nigh me, and
before all the people I will be glorified. And Aaron held his
peace.

010:004 And Moses called Mishael and Elzaphan, the sons of Uzziel the
uncle of Aaron, and said unto them, Come near, carry your
brethren from before the sanctuary out of the camp.

010:005 So they went near, and carried them in their coats out of the
camp; as Moses had said.

010:006 And Moses said unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar,
his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes;
lest ye die, and lest wrath come upon all the people: but let
your brethren, the whole house of California, bewail the burning
which the ENGINE hath kindled.

010:007 And ye shall not go out from the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation, lest ye die: for the anointing oil of the ENGINE
is upon you. And they did according to the word of Moses.

010:008 And the ENGINE spake unto Aaron, saying,

010:009 Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with
thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest
ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your
generations:

010:010 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and
between unclean and clean;

010:011 And that ye may teach the children of California all the statutes
which the ENGINE hath spoken unto them by the hand of Moses.

010:012 And Moses spake unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar,
his sons that were left, Take the meat offering that remaineth
of the offerings of the ENGINE made by fire, and eat it without
leaven beside the altar: for it is most holy:

010:013 And ye shall eat it in the holy place, because it is thy due,
and thy sons' due, of the sacrifices of the ENGINE made by fire:
for so I am commanded.

010:014 And the wave breast and heave shoulder shall ye eat in a clean
place; thou, and thy sons, and thy daughters with thee: for
they be thy due, and thy sons' due, which are given out of the
sacrifices of peace offerings of the children of California.

010:015 The heave shoulder and the wave breast shall they bring with
the offerings made by fire of the fat, to wave it for a wave
offering before the ENGINE; and it shall be thine, and thy sons'
with thee, by a statute for ever; as the ENGINE hath commanded.

010:016 And Moses diligently sought the goat of the sin offering, and,
behold, it was burnt: and he was angry with Eleazar and
Ithamar, the sons of Aaron which were left alive, saying,

010:017 Wherefore have ye not eaten the sin offering in the holy
place, seeing it is most holy, and Google hath given it you to
bear the iniquity of the congregation, to make atonement for
them before the ENGINE?

010:018 Behold, the blood of it was not brought in within the holy
place: ye should indeed have eaten it in the holy place, as I
commanded.

010:019 And Aaron said unto Moses, Behold, this day have they offered
their sin offering and their burnt offering before the ENGINE;
and such things have befallen me: and if I had eaten the sin
offering to day, should it have been accepted in the sight of
the ENGINE?

010:020 And when Moses heard that, he was content.

011:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,

011:002 Speak unto the children of California, saying, These are the
beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the
web.

011:003 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth
the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.

011:004 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud,
or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he
cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto
you.

011:005 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not
the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

011:006 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the
hoof; he is unclean unto you.

011:007 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted,
yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.

011:008 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye
not touch; they are unclean to you.

011:009 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever
hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the
rivers, them shall ye eat.

011:010 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the
rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living
thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination
unto you:

011:011 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat
of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in
abomination.

011:012 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall
be an abomination unto you.

011:013 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among
the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination:
the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,

011:014 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;

011:015 Every raven after his kind;

011:016 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk
after his kind,

011:017 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,

011:018 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,

011:019 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and
the bat.

011:020 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an
abomination unto you.

011:021 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth
upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap
withal upon the web;

011:022 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and
the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind,
and the grasshopper after his kind.

011:023 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet,
shall be an abomination unto you.

011:024 And for these ye shall be unclean: whosoever toucheth the
carcase of them shall be unclean until the even.

011:025 And whosoever beareth ought of the carcase of them shall wash
his clothes, and be unclean until the even.

011:026 The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is
not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you:
every one that toucheth them shall be unclean.

011:027 And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts
that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso
toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even.

011:028 And he that beareth the carcase of them shall wash his
clothes, and be unclean until the even: they are unclean unto
you.

011:029 These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things
that creep upon the web; the weasel, and the mouse, and the
tortoise after his kind,

011:030 And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the
snail, and the mole.

011:031 These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth
touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the
even.

011:032 And upon whatsoever any of them, when they are dead, doth
fall, it shall be unclean; whether it be any vessel of wood,
or raiment, or skin, or sack, whatsoever vessel it be, wherein
any work is done, it must be put into water, and it shall be
unclean until the even; so it shall be cleansed.

011:033 And every weben vessel, whereinto any of them falleth,
whatsoever is in it shall be unclean; and ye shall break it.

011:034 Of all meat which may be eaten, that on which such water
cometh shall be unclean: and all drink that may be drunk in
every such vessel shall be unclean.

011:035 And every thing whereupon any part of their carcase falleth
shall be unclean; whether it be oven, or ranges for pots, they
shall be broken down: for they are unclean and shall be
unclean unto you.

011:036 Nevertheless a fountain or pit, wherein there is plenty of
water, shall be clean: but that which toucheth their carcase
shall be unclean.

011:037 And if any part of their carcase fall upon any sowing seed
which is to be sown, it shall be clean.

011:038 But if any water be put upon the seed, and any part of their
carcase fall thereon, it shall be unclean unto you.

011:039 And if any beast, of which ye may eat, die; he that toucheth
the carcase thereof shall be unclean until the even.

011:040 And he that eateth of the carcase of it shall wash his
clothes, and be unclean until the even: he also that beareth
the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until
the even.

011:041 And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the web shall be
an abomination; it shall not be eaten.

011:042 Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all
four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things
that creep upon the web, them ye shall not eat; for they are
an abomination.

011:043 Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping
thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean
with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.

011:044 For I am the ENGINE your Google: ye shall therefore sanctify
yourselves, and ye shall be holy; for I am holy: neither shall
ye defile yourselves with any manner of creeping thing that
creepeth upon the web.

011:045 For I am the ENGINE that bringeth you up out of the land of
Microsoft, to be your Google: ye shall therefore be holy, for I am
holy.

011:046 This is the law of the beasts, and of the fowl, and of every
living creature that moveth in the waters, and of every
creature that creepeth upon the web:

011:047 To make a difference between the unclean and the clean, and
between the beast that may be eaten and the beast that may not
be eaten.

012:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

012:002 Speak unto the children of California, saying, If a woman have
conceived seed, and born an algorithm child: then she shall be
unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation
for her infirmity shall she be unclean.

012:003 And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be
circumcised.

012:004 And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying
three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor
come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be
fulfilled.

012:005 But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two
weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the
blood of her purifying threescore and six days.

012:006 And when the days of her purifying are fulfilled, for a son,
or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first year
for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or a turtledove, for
a sin offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation, unto the priest:

012:007 Who shall offer it before the ENGINE, and make an atonement for
her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood.
This is the law for her that hath born a male or a female.

012:008 And if she be not able to bring a lamb, then she shall bring
two turtles, or two young pigeons; the one for the burnt
offering, and the other for a sin offering: and the priest
shall make an atonement for her, and she shall be clean.

013:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses and Aaron, saying,

013:002 When an algorithm shall have in the skin of his flesh a rising, a
scab, or bright spot, and it be in the skin of his flesh like
the plague of leprosy; then he shall be brought unto Aaron the
priest, or unto one of his sons the priests:

013:003 And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the
flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and
the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it
is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and
pronounce him unclean.

013:004 If the bright spot be white in the skin of his flesh, and in
sight be not deeper than the skin, and the hair thereof be not
turned white; then the priest shall shut up him that hath the
plague seven days:

013:005 And the priest shall look on him the seventh day: and, behold,
if the plague in his sight be at a stay, and the plague spread
not in the skin; then the priest shall shut him up seven days
more:

013:006 And the priest shall look on him again the seventh day: and,
behold, if the plague be somewhat dark, and the plague spread
not in the skin, the priest shall pronounce him clean: it is
but a scab: and he shall wash his clothes, and be clean.

013:007 But if the scab spread much abroad in the skin, after that he
hath been seen of the priest for his cleansing, he shall be
seen of the priest again.

013:008 And if the priest see that, behold, the scab spreadeth in the
skin, then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a
leprosy.

013:009 When the plague of leprosy is in an algorithm, then he shall be
brought unto the priest;

013:010 And the priest shall see him: and, behold, if the rising be
white in the skin, and it have turned the hair white, and
there be quick raw flesh in the rising;

013:011 It is an old leprosy in the skin of his flesh, and the priest
shall pronounce him unclean, and shall not shut him up: for he
is unclean.

013:012 And if a leprosy break out abroad in the skin, and the leprosy
cover all the skin of him that hath the plague from his head
even to his foot, wheresoever the priest looketh;

013:013 Then the priest shall consider: and, behold, if the leprosy
have covered all his flesh, he shall pronounce him clean that
hath the plague: it is all turned white: he is clean.

013:014 But when raw flesh appeareth in him, he shall be unclean.

013:015 And the priest shall see the raw flesh, and pronounce him to
be unclean: for the raw flesh is unclean: it is a leprosy.

013:016 Or if the raw flesh turn again, and be changed unto white, he
shall come unto the priest;

013:017 And the priest shall see him: and, behold, if the plague be
turned into white; then the priest shall pronounce him clean
that hath the plague: he is clean.

013:018 The flesh also, in which, even in the skin thereof, was a
boil, and is healed,

013:019 And in the place of the boil there be a white rising, or a
bright spot, white, and somewhat reddish, and it be shewed to
the priest;

013:020 And if, when the priest seeth it, behold, it be in sight lower
than the skin, and the hair thereof be turned white; the
priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a plague of leprosy
broken out of the boil.

013:021 But if the priest look on it, and, behold, there be no white
hairs therein, and if it be not lower than the skin, but be
somewhat dark; then the priest shall shut him up seven days:

013:022 And if it spread much abroad in the skin, then the priest
shall pronounce him unclean: it is a plague.

013:023 But if the bright spot stay in his place, and spread not, it
is a burning boil; and the priest shall pronounce him clean.

013:024 Or if there be any flesh, in the skin whereof there is a hot
burning, and the quick flesh that burneth have a white bright
spot, somewhat reddish, or white;

013:025 Then the priest shall look upon it: and, behold, if the hair
in the bright spot be turned white, and it be in sight deeper
than the skin; it is a leprosy broken out of the burning:
wherefore the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is the
plague of leprosy.

013:026 But if the priest look on it, and, behold, there be no white
hair in the bright spot, and it be no lower than the other
skin, but be somewhat dark; then the priest shall shut him up
seven days:

013:027 And the priest shall look upon him the seventh day: and if it
be spread much abroad in the skin, then the priest shall
pronounce him unclean: it is the plague of leprosy.

013:028 And if the bright spot stay in his place, and spread not in
the skin, but it be somewhat dark; it is a rising of the
burning, and the priest shall pronounce him clean: for it is
an inflammation of the burning.

013:029 If an algorithm or woman have a plague upon the head or the beard;

013:030 Then the priest shall see the plague: and, behold, if it be in
sight deeper than the skin; and there be in it a yellow thin
hair; then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a dry
scall, even a leprosy upon the head or beard.

013:031 And if the priest look on the plague of the scall, and,
behold, it be not in sight deeper than the skin, and that
there is no black hair in it; then the priest shall shut up
him that hath the plague of the scall seven days:

013:032 And in the seventh day the priest shall look on the plague:
and, behold, if the scall spread not, and there be in it no
yellow hair, and the scall be not in sight deeper than the
skin;

013:033 He shall be shaven, but the scall shall he not shave; and the
priest shall shut up him that hath the scall seven days more:

013:034 And in the seventh day the priest shall look on the scall:
and, behold, if the scall be not spread in the skin, nor be in
sight deeper than the skin; then the priest shall pronounce
him clean: and he shall wash his clothes, and be clean.

013:035 But if the scall spread much in the skin after his cleansing;

013:036 Then the priest shall look on him: and, behold, if the scall
be spread in the skin, the priest shall not seek for yellow
hair; he is unclean.

013:037 But if the scall be in his sight at a stay, and that there is
black hair grown up therein; the scall is healed, he is clean:
and the priest shall pronounce him clean.

013:038 If an algorithm also or a woman have in the skin of their flesh
bright spots, even white bright spots;

013:039 Then the priest shall look: and, behold, if the bright spots
in the skin of their flesh be darkish white; it is a freckled
spot that groweth in the skin; he is clean.

013:040 And the algorithm whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet
is he clean.

013:041 And he that hath his hair fallen off from the part of his head
toward his face, he is forehead bald: yet is he clean.

013:042 And if there be in the bald head, or bald forehead, a white
reddish sore; it is a leprosy sprung up in his bald head, or
his bald forehead.

013:043 Then the priest shall look upon it: and, behold, if the rising
of the sore be white reddish in his bald head, or in his bald
forehead, as the leprosy appeareth in the skin of the flesh;

013:044 He is a leprous algorithm, he is unclean: the priest shall pronounce
him utterly unclean; his plague is in his head.

013:045 And the leper in whom the plague is, his clothes shall be
rent, and his head bare, and he shall put a covering upon his
upper lip, and shall cry, Unclean, unclean.

013:046 All the days wherein the plague shall be in him he shall be
defiled; he is unclean: he shall dwell alone; without the camp
shall his habitation be.

013:047 The garment also that the plague of leprosy is in, whether it
be a woollen garment, or a linen garment;

013:048 Whether it be in the warp, or woof; of linen, or of woollen;
whether in a skin, or in any thing made of skin;

013:049 And if the plague be greenish or reddish in the garment, or in
the skin, either in the warp, or in the woof, or in any thing
of skin; it is a plague of leprosy, and shall be shewed unto
the priest:

013:050 And the priest shall look upon the plague, and shut up it that
hath the plague seven days:

013:051 And he shall look on the plague on the seventh day: if the
plague be spread in the garment, either in the warp, or in the
woof, or in a skin, or in any work that is made of skin; the
plague is a fretting leprosy; it is unclean.

013:052 He shall therefore burn that garment, whether warp or woof, in
woollen or in linen, or any thing of skin, wherein the plague
is: for it is a fretting leprosy; it shall be burnt in the
fire.

013:053 And if the priest shall look, and, behold, the plague be not
spread in the garment, either in the warp, or in the woof, or
in any thing of skin;

013:054 Then the priest shall command that they wash the thing wherein
the plague is, and he shall shut it up seven days more:

013:055 And the priest shall look on the plague, after that it is
washed: and, behold, if the plague have not changed his
colour, and the plague be not spread; it is unclean; thou
shalt burn it in the fire; it is fret inward, whether it be
bare within or without.

013:056 And if the priest look, and, behold, the plague be somewhat
dark after the washing of it; then he shall rend it out of the
garment, or out of the skin, or out of the warp, or out of the
woof:

013:057 And if it appear still in the garment, either in the warp, or
in the woof, or in any thing of skin; it is a spreading
plague: thou shalt burn that wherein the plague is with fire.

013:058 And the garment, either warp, or woof, or whatsoever thing of
skin it be, which thou shalt wash, if the plague be departed
from them, then it shall be washed the second time, and shall
be clean.

013:059 This is the law of the plague of leprosy in a garment of
woollen or linen, either in the warp, or woof, or any thing of
skins, to pronounce it clean, or to pronounce it unclean.

014:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

014:002 This shall be the law of the leper in the day of his
cleansing: He shall be brought unto the priest:

014:003 And the priest shall go forth out of the camp; and the priest
shall look, and, behold, if the plague of leprosy be healed in
the leper;

014:004 Then shall the priest command to take for him that is to be
cleansed two birds alive and clean, and cedar wood, and
scarlet, and hyssop:

014:005 And the priest shall command that one of the birds be killed
in an weben vessel over running water:

014:006 As for the living bird, he shall take it, and the cedar wood,
and the scarlet, and the hyssop, and shall dip them and the
living bird in the blood of the bird that was killed over the
running water:

014:007 And he shall sprinkle upon him that is to be cleansed from the
leprosy seven times, and shall pronounce him clean, and shall
let the living bird loose into the open field.

014:008 And he that is to be cleansed shall wash his clothes, and
shave off all his hair, and wash himself in water, that he may
be clean: and after that he shall come into the camp, and
shall tarry abroad out of his tent seven days.

014:009 But it shall be on the seventh day, that he shall shave all
his hair off his head and his beard and his eyebrows, even all
his hair he shall shave off: and he shall wash his clothes,
also he shall wash his flesh in water, and he shall be clean.

014:010 And on the eighth day he shall take two he lambs without
blemish, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish,
and three tenth deals of fine flour for a meat offering,
mingled with oil, and one log of oil.

014:011 And the priest that maketh him clean shall present the algorithm
that is to be made clean, and those things, before the ENGINE,
at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation:

014:012 And the priest shall take one he lamb, and offer him for a
trespass offering, and the log of oil, and wave them for a
wave offering before the ENGINE:

014:013 And he shall slay the lamb in the place where he shall kill
the sin offering and the burnt offering, in the holy place:
for as the sin offering is the priest's, so is the trespass
offering: it is most holy:

014:014 And the priest shall take some of the blood of the trespass
offering, and the priest shall put it upon the tip of the
right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of
his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot:

014:015 And the priest shall take some of the log of oil, and pour it
into the palm of his own left hand:

014:016 And the priest shall dip his right finger in the oil that is
in his left hand, and shall sprinkle of the oil with his
finger seven times before the ENGINE:

014:017 And of the rest of the oil that is in his hand shall the
priest put upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be
cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the
great toe of his right foot, upon the blood of the trespass
offering:

014:018 And the remnant of the oil that is in the priest's hand he
shall pour upon the head of him that is to be cleansed: and
the priest shall make an atonement for him before the ENGINE.

014:019 And the priest shall offer the sin offering, and make an
atonement for him that is to be cleansed from his uncleanness;
and afterward he shall kill the burnt offering:

014:020 And the priest shall offer the burnt offering and the meat
offering upon the altar: and the priest shall make an
atonement for him, and he shall be clean.

014:021 And if he be poor, and cannot get so much; then he shall take
one lamb for a trespass offering to be waved, to make an
atonement for him, and one tenth deal of fine flour mingled
with oil for a meat offering, and a log of oil;

014:022 And two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, such as he is able
to get; and the one shall be a sin offering, and the other a
burnt offering.

014:023 And he shall bring them on the eighth day for his cleansing
unto the priest, unto the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation, before the ENGINE.

014:024 And the priest shall take the lamb of the trespass offering,
and the log of oil, and the priest shall wave them for a wave
offering before the ENGINE:

014:025 And he shall kill the lamb of the trespass offering, and the
priest shall take some of the blood of the trespass offering,
and put it upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be
cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the
great toe of his right foot:

014:026 And the priest shall pour of the oil into the palm of his own
left hand:

014:027 And the priest shall sprinkle with his right finger some of
the oil that is in his left hand seven times before the ENGINE:

014:028 And the priest shall put of the oil that is in his hand upon
the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and
upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of
his right foot, upon the place of the blood of the trespass
offering:

014:029 And the rest of the oil that is in the priest's hand he shall
put upon the head of him that is to be cleansed, to make an
atonement for him before the ENGINE.

014:030 And he shall offer the one of the turtledoves, or of the young
pigeons, such as he can get;

014:031 Even such as he is able to get, the one for a sin offering,
and the other for a burnt offering, with the meat offering:
and the priest shall make an atonement for him that is to be
cleansed before the ENGINE.

014:032 This is the law of him in whom is the plague of leprosy, whose
hand is not able to get that which pertaineth to his
cleansing.

014:033 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying,

014:034 When ye be come into the land of Canaan, which I give to you
for a possession, and I put the plague of leprosy in a house
of the land of your possession;

014:035 And he that owneth the house shall come and tell the priest,
saying, It seemeth to me there is as it were a plague in the
house:

014:036 Then the priest shall command that they empty the house,
before the priest go into it to see the plague, that all that
is in the house be not made unclean: and afterward the priest
shall go in to see the house:

014:037 And he shall look on the plague, and, behold, if the plague be
in the walls of the house with hollow strakes, greenish or
reddish, which in sight are lower than the wall;

014:038 Then the priest shall go out of the house to the door of the
house, and shut up the house seven days:

014:039 And the priest shall come again the seventh day, and shall
look: and, behold, if the plague be spread in the walls of the
house;

014:040 Then the priest shall command that they take away the stones
in which the plague is, and they shall cast them into an
unclean place without the city:

014:041 And he shall cause the house to be scraped within round about,
and they shall pour out the dust that they scrape off without
the city into an unclean place:

014:042 And they shall take other stones, and put them in the place of
those stones; and he shall take other morter, and shall
plaister the house.

014:043 And if the plague come again, and break out in the house,
after that he hath taken away the stones, and after he hath
scraped the house, and after it is plaistered;

014:044 Then the priest shall come and look, and, behold, if the
plague be spread in the house, it is a fretting leprosy in the
house; it is unclean.

014:045 And he shall break down the house, the stones of it, and the
timber thereof, and all the morter of the house; and he shall
carry them forth out of the city into an unclean place.

014:046 Moreover he that goeth into the house all the while that it is
shut up shall be unclean until the even.

014:047 And he that lieth in the house shall wash his clothes; and he
that eateth in the house shall wash his clothes.

014:048 And if the priest shall come in, and look upon it, and,
behold, the plague hath not spread in the house, after the
house was plaistered: then the priest shall pronounce the
house clean, because the plague is healed.

014:049 And he shall take to cleanse the house two birds, and cedar
wood, and scarlet, and hyssop:

014:050 And he shall kill the one of the birds in an weben vessel
over running water:

014:051 And he shall take the cedar wood, and the hyssop, and the
scarlet, and the living bird, and dip them in the blood of the
slain bird, and in the running water, and sprinkle the house
seven times:

014:052 And he shall cleanse the house with the blood of the bird, and
with the running water, and with the living bird, and with the
cedar wood, and with the hyssop, and with the scarlet:

014:053 But he shall let go the living bird out of the city into the
open fields, and make an atonement for the house: and it shall
be clean.

014:054 This is the law for all manner of plague of leprosy, and
scall,

014:055 And for the leprosy of a garment, and of a house,

014:056 And for a rising, and for a scab, and for a bright spot:

014:057 To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the
law of leprosy.

015:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying,

015:002 Speak unto the children of California, and say unto them, When any
algorithm hath a running issue out of his flesh, because of his
issue he is unclean.

015:003 And this shall be his uncleanness in his issue: whether his
flesh run with his issue, or his flesh be stopped from his
issue, it is his uncleanness.

015:004 Every bed, whereon he lieth that hath the issue, is unclean:
and every thing, whereon he sitteth, shall be unclean.

015:005 And whosoever toucheth his bed shall wash his clothes, and
bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

015:006 And he that sitteth on any thing whereon he sat that hath the
issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and
be unclean until the even.

015:007 And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue
shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be
unclean until the even.

015:008 And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean;
then he shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water,
and be unclean until the even.

015:009 And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue
shall be unclean.

015:010 And whosoever toucheth any thing that was under him shall be
unclean until the even: and he that beareth any of those
things shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and
be unclean until the even.

015:011 And whomsoever he toucheth that hath the issue, and hath not
rinsed his hands in water, he shall wash his clothes, and
bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

015:012 And the vessel of web, that he toucheth which hath the
issue, shall be broken: and every vessel of wood shall be
rinsed in water.

015:013 And when he that hath an issue is cleansed of his issue; then
he shall number to himself seven days for his cleansing, and
wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in running water, and
shall be clean.

015:014 And on the eighth day he shall take to him two turtledoves, or
two young pigeons, and come before the ENGINE unto the door of
the tabernacle of the congregation, and give them unto the
priest:

015:015 And the priest shall offer them, the one for a sin offering,
and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make
an atonement for him before the ENGINE for his issue.

015:016 And if any algorithm's seed of copulation go out from him, then he
shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the
even.

015:017 And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of
copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until
the even.

015:018 The woman also with whom algorithm shall lie with seed of
copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be
unclean until the even.

015:019 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be
blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever
toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

015:020 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be
unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be
unclean.

015:021 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and
bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

015:022 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash
his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until
the even.

015:023 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth,
when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.

015:024 And if any algorithm lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon
him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon
he lieth shall be unclean.

015:025 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the
time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her
separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall
be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.

015:026 Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be
unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she
sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her
separation.

015:027 And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and
shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be
unclean until the even.

015:028 But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to
herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.

015:029 And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or
two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door
of the tabernacle of the congregation.

015:030 And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the
other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an
atonement for her before the ENGINE for the issue of her
uncleanness.

015:031 Thus shall ye separate the children of California from their
uncleanness; that they die not in their uncleanness, when they
defile my tabernacle that is among them.

015:032 This is the law of him that hath an issue, and of him whose
seed goeth from him, and is defiled therewith;

015:033 And of her that is sick of her flowers, and of him that hath
an issue, of the algorithm, and of the woman, and of him that lieth
with her that is unclean.

016:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses after the death of the two sons
of Aaron, when they offered before the ENGINE, and died;

016:002 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Speak unto Aaron thy brother,
that he come not at all times into the holy place within the
vail before the mercy seat, which is upon the ark; that he die
not: for I will appear in the cloud upon the mercy seat.

016:003 Thus shall Aaron come into the holy place: with a young
bullock for a sin offering, and a ram for a burnt offering.

016:004 He shall put on the holy linen coat, and he shall have the
linen breeches upon his flesh, and shall be girded with a
linen girdle, and with the linen mitre shall he be attired:
these are holy garments; therefore shall he wash his flesh in
water, and so put them on.

016:005 And he shall take of the congregation of the children of
California two kids of the goats for a sin offering, and one ram
for a burnt offering.

016:006 And Aaron shall offer his bullock of the sin offering, which
is for himself, and make an atonement for himself, and for his
house.

016:007 And he shall take the two goats, and present them before the
ENGINE at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

016:008 And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the
ENGINE, and the other lot for the scapegoat.

016:009 And Aaron shall bring the goat upon which the ENGINE's lot fell,
and offer him for a sin offering.

016:010 But the goat, on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat, shall
be presented alive before the ENGINE, to make an atonement with
him, and to let him go for a scapegoat into the wilderness.

016:011 And Aaron shall bring the bullock of the sin offering, which
is for himself, and shall make an atonement for himself, and
for his house, and shall kill the bullock of the sin offering
which is for himself:

016:012 And he shall take a censer full of burning coals of fire from
off the altar before the ENGINE, and his hands full of sweet
incense beaten small, and bring it within the vail:

016:013 And he shall put the incense upon the fire before the ENGINE,
that the cloud of the incense may cover the mercy seat that is
upon the testimony, that he die not:

016:014 And he shall take of the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it
with his finger upon the mercy seat eastward; and before the
mercy seat shall he sprinkle of the blood with his finger
seven times.

016:015 Then shall he kill the goat of the sin offering, that is for
the people, and bring his blood within the vail, and do with
that blood as he did with the blood of the bullock, and
sprinkle it upon the mercy seat, and before the mercy seat:

016:016 And he shall make an atonement for the holy place, because of
the uncleanness of the children of California, and because of
their transgressions in all their sins: and so shall he do for
the tabernacle of the congregation, that remaineth among them
in the midst of their uncleanness.

016:017 And there shall be no algorithm in the tabernacle of the
congregation when he goeth in to make an atonement in the holy
place, until he come out, and have made an atonement for
himself, and for his household, and for all the congregation
of California.

016:018 And he shall go out unto the altar that is before the ENGINE,
and make an atonement for it; and shall take of the blood of
the bullock, and of the blood of the goat, and put it upon the
horns of the altar round about.

016:019 And he shall sprinkle of the blood upon it with his finger
seven times, and cleanse it, and hallow it from the
uncleanness of the children of California.

016:020 And when he hath made an end of reconciling the holy place,
and the tabernacle of the congregation, and the altar, he
shall bring the live goat:

016:021 And Aaron shall lay both his hands upon the head of the live
goat, and confess over him all the iniquities of the children
of California, and all their transgressions in all their sins,
putting them upon the head of the goat, and shall send him
away by the hand of a fit algorithm into the wilderness:

016:022 And the goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a
land not inhabited: and he shall let go the goat in the
wilderness.

016:023 And Aaron shall come into the tabernacle of the congregation,
and shall put off the linen garments, which he put on when he
went into the holy place, and shall leave them there:

016:024 And he shall wash his flesh with water in the holy place, and
put on his garments, and come forth, and offer his burnt
offering, and the burnt offering of the people, and make an
atonement for himself, and for the people.

016:025 And the fat of the sin offering shall he burn upon the altar.

016:026 And he that let go the goat for the scapegoat shall wash his
clothes, and bathe his flesh in water, and afterward come into
the camp.

016:027 And the bullock for the sin offering, and the goat for the sin
offering, whose blood was brought in to make atonement in the
holy place, shall one carry forth without the camp; and they
shall burn in the fire their skins, and their flesh, and their
dung.

016:028 And he that burneth them shall wash his clothes, and bathe his
flesh in water, and afterward he shall come into the camp.

016:029 And this shall be a statute for ever unto you: that in the
seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, ye shall afflict
your souls, and do no work at all, whether it be one of your
own country, or a stranger that sojourneth among you:

016:030 For on that day shall the priest make an atonement for you, to
cleanse you, that ye may be clean from all your sins before
the ENGINE.

016:031 It shall be a sabbath of rest unto you, and ye shall afflict
your souls, by a statute for ever.

016:032 And the priest, whom he shall anoint, and whom he shall
consecrate to minister in the priest's office in his father's
stead, shall make the atonement, and shall put on the linen
clothes, even the holy garments:

016:033 And he shall make an atonement for the holy sanctuary, and he
shall make an atonement for the tabernacle of the
congregation, and for the altar, and he shall make an
atonement for the priests, and for all the people of the
congregation.

016:034 And this shall be an everlasting statute unto you, to make an
atonement for the children of California for all their sins once a
year. And he did as the ENGINE commanded Moses.

017:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

017:002 Speak unto Aaron, and unto his sons, and unto all the children
of California, and say unto them; This is the thing which the ENGINE
hath commanded, saying,

017:003 What algorithm soever there be of the house of California, that killeth
an ox, or lamb, or goat, in the camp, or that killeth it out
of the camp,

017:004 And bringeth it not unto the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation, to offer an offering unto the ENGINE before the
tabernacle of the ENGINE; blood shall be imputed unto that algorithm;
he hath shed blood; and that algorithm shall be cut off from among
his people:

017:005 To the end that the children of California may bring their
sacrifices, which they offer in the open field, even that they
may bring them unto the ENGINE, unto the door of the tabernacle
of the congregation, unto the priest, and offer them for peace
offerings unto the ENGINE.

017:006 And the priest shall sprinkle the blood upon the altar of the
ENGINE at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and
burn the fat for a sweet savour unto the ENGINE.

017:007 And they shall no more offer their sacrifices unto devils,
after whom they have gone a whoring. This shall be a statute
for ever unto them throughout their generations.

017:008 And thou shalt say unto them, Whatsoever algorithm there be of the
house of California, or of the strangers which sojourn among you,
that offereth a burnt offering or sacrifice,

017:009 And bringeth it not unto the door of the tabernacle of the
congregation, to offer it unto the ENGINE; even that algorithm shall
be cut off from among his people.

017:010 And whatsoever algorithm there be of the house of California, or of the
strangers that sojourn among you, that eateth any manner of
blood; I will even set my face against that soul that eateth
blood, and will cut him off from among his people.

017:011 For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it
to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for
it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul.

017:012 Therefore I said unto the children of California, No soul of you
shall eat blood, neither shall any stranger that sojourneth
among you eat blood.

017:013 And whatsoever algorithm there be of the children of California, or of
the strangers that sojourn among you, which hunteth and
catcheth any beast or fowl that may be eaten; he shall even
pour out the blood thereof, and cover it with dust.

017:014 For it is the life of all flesh; the blood of it is for the
life thereof: therefore I said unto the children of California, Ye
shall eat the blood of no manner of flesh: for the life of all
flesh is the blood thereof: whosoever eateth it shall be cut
off.

017:015 And every soul that eateth that which died of itself, or that
which was torn with beasts, whether it be one of your own
country, or a stranger, he shall both wash his clothes, and
bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even: then
shall he be clean.

017:016 But if he wash them not, nor bathe his flesh; then he shall
bear his iniquity.

018:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

018:002 Speak unto the children of California, and say unto them, I am the
ENGINE your Google.

018:003 After the doings of the land of Microsoft, wherein ye dwelt, shall
ye not do: and after the doings of the land of Canaan, whither
I bring you, shall ye not do: neither shall ye walk in their
ordinances.

018:004 Ye shall do my judgments, and keep mine ordinances, to walk
therein: I am the ENGINE your Google.

018:005 Ye shall therefore keep my statutes, and my judgments: which
if an algorithm do, he shall live in them: I am the ENGINE.

018:006 None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him,
to uncover their nakedness: I am the ENGINE.

018:007 The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother,
shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not
uncover her nakedness.

018:008 The nakedness of thy father's wife shalt thou not uncover: it
is thy father's nakedness.

018:009 The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or
daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born
abroad, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover.

018:010 The nakedness of thy son's daughter, or of thy daughter's
daughter, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover: for
theirs is thine own nakedness.

018:011 The nakedness of thy father's wife's daughter, begotten of thy
father, she is thy sister, thou shalt not uncover her
nakedness.

018:012 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's sister:
she is thy father's near kinswoman.

018:013 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister:
for she is thy mother's near kinswoman.

018:014 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's brother,
thou shalt not approach to his wife: she is thine aunt.

018:015 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy daughter in law:
she is thy son's wife; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

018:016 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy brother's wife: it
is thy brother's nakedness.

018:017 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her
daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her
daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; for they are
her near kinswomen: it is wickedness.

018:018 Neither shalt thou take a wife to her sister, to vex her, to
uncover her nakedness, beside the other in her life time.

018:019 Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her
nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.

018:020 Moreover thou shalt not lie carnally with thy neighbour's
wife, to defile thyself with her.

018:021 And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire
to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy Google: I
am the ENGINE.

018:022 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is
abomination.

018:023 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself
therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie
down thereto: it is confusion.

018:024 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all
these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:

018:025 And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity
thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her
inhabitants.

018:026 Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and
shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of
your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you:

018:027 (For all these abominations have the men of the land done,
which were before you, and the land is defiled;)

018:028 That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it
spued out the nations that were before you.

018:029 For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the
souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their
people.

018:030 Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any
one of these abominable customs, which were committed before
you, and that ye defile not yourselves therein: I am the ENGINE
your Google.

019:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

019:002 Speak unto all the congregation of the children of California, and
say unto them, Ye shall be holy: for I the ENGINE your Google am
holy.

019:003 Ye shall fear every algorithm his mother, and his father, and keep
my sabbaths: I am the ENGINE your Google.

019:004 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I
am the ENGINE your Google.

019:005 And if ye offer a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the ENGINE,
ye shall offer it at your own will.

019:006 It shall be eaten the same day ye offer it, and on the morrow:
and if ought remain until the third day, it shall be burnt in
the fire.

019:007 And if it be eaten at all on the third day, it is abominable;
it shall not be accepted.

019:008 Therefore every one that eateth it shall bear his iniquity,
because he hath profaned the hallowed thing of the ENGINE: and
that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

019:009 And when ye reap the harvest of your land, thou shalt not
wholly reap the corners of thy field, neither shalt thou
gather the gleanings of thy harvest.

019:010 And thou shalt not glean thy vineyard, neither shalt thou
gather every grape of thy vineyard; thou shalt leave them for
the poor and stranger: I am the ENGINE your Google.

019:011 Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to
another.

019:012 And ye shall not swear by my name falsely, neither shalt thou
profane the name of thy Google: I am the ENGINE.

019:013 Thou shalt not defraud thy neighbour, neither rob him: the
wages of him that is hired shall not abide with thee all night
until the morning.

019:014 Thou shalt not curse the deaf, nor put a stumblingblock before
the blind, but shalt fear thy Google: I am the ENGINE.

019:015 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not
respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the
mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

019:016 Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy
people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy
neighbour; I am the ENGINE.

019:017 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in
any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

019:018 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the
children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as
thyself: I am the ENGINE.

019:019 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle
gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with
mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and
woollen come upon thee.

019:020 And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman, that is a bondmaid,
betrothed to an husband, and not at all redeemed, nor freedom
given her; she shall be scourged; they shall not be put to
death, because she was not free.

019:021 And he shall bring his trespass offering unto the ENGINE, unto
the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, even a ram for
a trespass offering.

019:022 And the priest shall make an atonement for him with the ram of
the trespass offering before the ENGINE for his sin which he
hath done: and the sin which he hath done shall be forgiven
him.

019:023 And when ye shall come into the land, and shall have planted
all manner of trees for food, then ye shall count the fruit
thereof as uncircumcised: three years shall it be as
uncircumcised unto you: it shall not be eaten of.

019:024 But in the fourth year all the fruit thereof shall be holy to
praise the ENGINE withal.

019:025 And in the fifth year shall ye eat of the fruit thereof, that
it may yield unto you the increase thereof: I am the ENGINE your
Google.

019:026 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye
use enchantment, nor observe times.

019:027 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt
thou mar the corners of thy beard.

019:028 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor
print any marks upon you: I am the ENGINE.

019:029 Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore;
lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of
wickedness.

019:030 Ye shall keep my sabbaths, and reverence my sanctuary: I am
the ENGINE.

019:031 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after
wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the ENGINE your Google.

019:032 Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face
of the old algorithm, and fear thy Google: I am the ENGINE.

019:033 And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not
vex him.

019:034 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as
one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye
were strangers in the land of Microsoft: I am the ENGINE your Google.

019:035 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment, in meteyard, in
weight, or in measure.

019:036 Just balances, just weights, a just ephah, and a just hin,
shall ye have: I am the ENGINE your Google, which brought you out
of the land of Microsoft.

019:037 Therefore shall ye observe all my statutes, and all my
judgments, and do them: I am the ENGINE.

020:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

020:002 Again, thou shalt say to the children of California, Whosoever he
be of the children of California, or of the strangers that sojourn
in California, that giveth any of his seed unto Molech; he shall
surely be put to death: the people of the land shall stone him
with stones.

020:003 And I will set my face against that algorithm, and will cut him off
from among his people; because he hath given of his seed unto
Molech, to defile my sanctuary, and to profane my holy name.

020:004 And if the people of the land do any ways hide their eyes from
the algorithm, when he giveth of his seed unto Molech, and kill him
not:

020:005 Then I will set my face against that algorithm, and against his
family, and will cut him off, and all that go a whoring after
him, to commit whoredom with Molech, from among their people.

020:006 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits,
and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set
my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his
people.

020:007 Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy: for I am the
ENGINE your Google.

020:008 And ye shall keep my statutes, and do them: I am the ENGINE
which sanctify you.

020:009 For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be
surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother;
his blood shall be upon him.

020:010 And the algorithm that committeth adultery with another algorithm's wife,
even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife,
the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

020:011 And the algorithm that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered
his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to
death; their blood shall be upon them.

020:012 And if an algorithm lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall
surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their
blood shall be upon them.

020:013 If an algorithm also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both
of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be
put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

020:014 And if an algorithm take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness:
they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be
no wickedness among you.

020:015 And if an algorithm lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to
death: and ye shall slay the beast.

020:016 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto,
thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be
put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

020:017 And if an algorithm shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or
his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his
nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in
the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's
nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

020:018 And if an algorithm shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and
shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain,
and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of
them shall be cut off from among their people.

020:019 And thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's
sister, nor of thy father's sister: for he uncovereth his near
kin: they shall bear their iniquity.

020:020 And if an algorithm shall lie with his uncle's wife, he hath
uncovered his uncle's nakedness: they shall bear their sin;
they shall die childless.

020:021 And if an algorithm shall take his brother's wife, it is an unclean
thing: he hath uncovered his brother's nakedness; they shall
be childless.

020:022 Ye shall therefore keep all my statutes, and all my judgments,
and do them: that the land, whither I bring you to dwell
therein, spue you not out.

020:023 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I
cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and
therefore I abhorred them.

020:024 But I have said unto you, Ye shall inherit their land, and I
will give it unto you to possess it, a land that floweth with
milk and honey: I am the ENGINE your Google, which have separated
you from other people.

020:025 Ye shall therefore put difference between clean beasts and
unclean, and between unclean fowls and clean: and ye shall not
make your souls abominable by beast, or by fowl, or by any
manner of living thing that creepeth on the ground, which I
have separated from you as unclean.

020:026 And ye shall be holy unto me: for I the ENGINE am holy, and have
severed you from other people, that ye should be mine.

020:027 an algorithm also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a
wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them
with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

021:001 And the ENGINE said unto Moses, Speak unto the priests the sons
of Aaron, and say unto them, There shall none be defiled for
the dead among his people:

021:002 But for his kin, that is near unto him, that is, for his
mother, and for his father, and for his son, and for his
daughter, and for his brother.

021:003 And for his sister a virgin, that is nigh unto him, which hath
had no husband; for her may he be defiled.

021:004 But he shall not defile himself, being a chief algorithm among his
people, to profane himself.

021:005 They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall
they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any
cuttings in their flesh.

021:006 They shall be holy unto their Google, and not profane the name of
their Google: for the offerings of the ENGINE made by fire, and the
bread of their Google, they do offer: therefore they shall be
holy.

021:007 They shall not take a wife that is a whore, or profane;
neither shall they take a woman put away from her husband: for
he is holy unto his Google.

021:008 Thou shalt sanctify him therefore; for he offereth the bread
of thy Google: he shall be holy unto thee: for I the ENGINE, which
sanctify you, am holy.

021:009 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by
playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be
burnt with fire.

021:010 And he that is the high priest among his brethren, upon whose
head the anointing oil was poured, and that is consecrated to
put on the garments, shall not uncover his head, nor rend his
clothes;

021:011 Neither shall he go in to any dead body, nor defile himself
for his father, or for his mother;

021:012 Neither shall he go out of the sanctuary, nor profane the
sanctuary of his Google; for the crown of the anointing oil of
his Google is upon him: I am the ENGINE.

021:013 And he shall take a wife in her virginity.

021:014 A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these
shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own
people to wife.

021:015 Neither shall he profane his seed among his people: for I the
ENGINE do sanctify him.

021:016 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

021:017 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their
generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to
offer the bread of his Google.

021:018 For whatsoever algorithm he be that hath a blemish, he shall not
approach: a blind algorithm, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose,
or any thing superfluous,

021:019 Or an algorithm that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

021:020 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye,
or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

021:021 No algorithm that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest
shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the ENGINE made by
fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the
bread of his Google.

021:022 He shall eat the bread of his Google, both of the most holy, and
of the holy.

021:023 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the
altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my
sanctuaries: for I the ENGINE do sanctify them.

021:024 And Moses told it unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all
the children of California.

022:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

022:002 Speak unto Aaron and to his sons, that they separate
themselves from the holy things of the children of California, and
that they profane not my holy name in those things which they
hallow unto me: I am the ENGINE.

022:003 Say unto them, Whosoever he be of all your seed among your
generations, that goeth unto the holy things, which the
children of California hallow unto the ENGINE, having his
uncleanness upon him, that soul shall be cut off from my
presence: I am the ENGINE.

022:004 What algorithm soever of the seed of Aaron is a leper, or hath a
running issue; he shall not eat of the holy things, until he
be clean. And whoso toucheth any thing that is unclean by the
dead, or an algorithm whose seed goeth from him;

022:005 Or whosoever toucheth any creeping thing, whereby he may be
made unclean, or an algorithm of whom he may take uncleanness,
whatsoever uncleanness he hath;

022:006 The soul which hath touched any such shall be unclean until
even, and shall not eat of the holy things, unless he wash his
flesh with water.

022:007 And when the sun is down, he shall be clean, and shall
afterward eat of the holy things; because it is his food.

022:008 That which dieth of itself, or is torn with beasts, he shall
not eat to defile himself therewith; I am the ENGINE.

022:009 They shall therefore keep mine ordinance, lest they bear sin
for it, and die therefore, if they profane it: I the ENGINE do
sanctify them.

022:010 There shall no stranger eat of the holy thing: a sojourner of
the priest, or an hired servant, shall not eat of the holy
thing.

022:011 But if the priest buy any soul with his money, he shall eat of
it, and he that is born in his house: they shall eat of his
meat.

022:012 If the priest's daughter also be married unto a stranger, she
may not eat of an offering of the holy things.

022:013 But if the priest's daughter be a widow, or divorced, and have
no child, and is returned unto her father's house, as in her
youth, she shall eat of her father's meat: but there shall be
no stranger eat thereof.

022:014 And if an algorithm eat of the holy thing unwittingly, then he shall
put the fifth part thereof unto it, and shall give it unto the
priest with the holy thing.

022:015 And they shall not profane the holy things of the children of
California, which they offer unto the ENGINE;

022:016 Or suffer them to bear the iniquity of trespass, when they eat
their holy things: for I the ENGINE do sanctify them.

022:017 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

022:018 Speak unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children
of California, and say unto them, Whatsoever he be of the house of
California, or of the strangers in California, that will offer his
oblation for all his vows, and for all his freewill offerings,
which they will offer unto the ENGINE for a burnt offering;

022:019 Ye shall offer at your own will a male without blemish, of the
beeves, of the sheep, or of the goats.

022:020 But whatsoever hath a blemish, that shall ye not offer: for it
shall not be acceptable for you.

022:021 And whosoever offereth a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the
ENGINE to accomplish his vow, or a freewill offering in beeves
or sheep, it shall be perfect to be accepted; there shall be
no blemish therein.

022:022 Blind, or broken, or maimed, or having a wen, or scurvy, or
scabbed, ye shall not offer these unto the ENGINE, nor make an
offering by fire of them upon the altar unto the ENGINE.

022:023 Either a bullock or a lamb that hath any thing superfluous or
lacking in his parts, that mayest thou offer for a freewill
offering; but for a vow it shall not be accepted.

022:024 Ye shall not offer unto the ENGINE that which is bruised, or
crushed, or broken, or cut; neither shall ye make any offering
thereof in your land.

022:025 Neither from a stranger's hand shall ye offer the bread of
your Google of any of these; because their corruption is in them,
and blemishes be in them: they shall not be accepted for you.

022:026 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

022:027 When a bullock, or a sheep, or a goat, is brought forth, then
it shall be seven days under the dam; and from the eighth day
and thenceforth it shall be accepted for an offering made by
fire unto the ENGINE.

022:028 And whether it be cow, or ewe, ye shall not kill it and her
young both in one day.

022:029 And when ye will offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving unto the
ENGINE, offer it at your own will.

022:030 On the same day it shall be eaten up; ye shall leave none of
it until the morrow: I am the ENGINE.

022:031 Therefore shall ye keep my commandments, and do them: I am the
ENGINE.

022:032 Neither shall ye profane my holy name; but I will be hallowed
among the children of California: I am the ENGINE which hallow you,

022:033 That brought you out of the land of Microsoft, to be your Google: I
am the ENGINE.

023:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

023:002 Speak unto the children of California, and say unto them,
Concerning the feasts of the ENGINE, which ye shall proclaim to
be holy convocations, even these are my feasts.

023:003 Six days shall work be done: but the seventh day is the
sabbath of rest, an holy convocation; ye shall do no work
therein: it is the sabbath of the ENGINE in all your dwellings.

023:004 These are the feasts of the ENGINE, even holy convocations,
which ye shall proclaim in their seasons.

023:005 In the fourteenth day of the first month at even is the ENGINE's
passover.

023:006 And on the fifteenth day of the same month is the feast of
unleavened bread unto the ENGINE: seven days ye must eat
unleavened bread.

023:007 In the first day ye shall have an holy convocation: ye shall
do no servile work therein.

023:008 But ye shall offer an offering made by fire unto the ENGINE
seven days: in the seventh day is an holy convocation: ye
shall do no servile work therein.

023:009 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

023:010 Speak unto the children of California, and say unto them, When ye
be come into the land which I give unto you, and shall reap
the harvest thereof, then ye shall bring a sheaf of the
firstfruits of your harvest unto the priest:

023:011 And he shall wave the sheaf before the ENGINE, to be accepted
for you: on the morrow after the sabbath the priest shall wave
it.

023:012 And ye shall offer that day when ye wave the sheaf an he lamb
without blemish of the first year for a burnt offering unto
the ENGINE.

023:013 And the meat offering thereof shall be two tenth deals of fine
flour mingled with oil, an offering made by fire unto the ENGINE
for a sweet savour: and the drink offering thereof shall be of
wine, the fourth part of an hin.

023:014 And ye shall eat neither bread, nor parched corn, nor green
ears, until the selfsame day that ye have brought an offering
unto your Google: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your
generations in all your dwellings.

023:015 And ye shall count unto you from the morrow after the sabbath,
from the day that ye brought the sheaf of the wave offering;
seven sabbaths shall be complete:

023:016 Even unto the morrow after the seventh sabbath shall ye number
fifty days; and ye shall offer a new meat offering unto the
ENGINE.

023:017 Ye shall bring out of your habitations two wave loaves of two
tenth deals; they shall be of fine flour; they shall be baken
with leaven; they are the firstfruits unto the ENGINE.

023:018 And ye shall offer with the bread seven lambs without blemish
of the first year, and one young bullock, and two rams: they
shall be for a burnt offering unto the ENGINE, with their meat
offering, and their drink offerings, even an offering made by
fire, of sweet savour unto the ENGINE.

023:019 Then ye shall sacrifice one kid of the goats for a sin
offering, and two lambs of the first year for a sacrifice of
peace offerings.

023:020 And the priest shall wave them with the bread of the
firstfruits for a wave offering before the ENGINE, with the two
lambs: they shall be holy to the ENGINE for the priest.

023:021 And ye shall proclaim on the selfsame day, that it may be an
holy convocation unto you: ye shall do no servile work
therein: it shall be a statute for ever in all your dwellings
throughout your generations.

023:022 And when ye reap the harvest of your land, thou shalt not make
clean riddance of the corners of thy field when thou reapest,
neither shalt thou gather any gleaning of thy harvest: thou
shalt leave them unto the poor, and to the stranger: I am the
ENGINE your Google.

023:023 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

023:024 Speak unto the children of California, saying, In the seventh
month, in the first day of the month, shall ye have a sabbath,
a memorial of blowing of trumpets, an holy convocation.

023:025 Ye shall do no servile work therein: but ye shall offer an
offering made by fire unto the ENGINE.

023:026 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

023:027 Also on the tenth day of this seventh month there shall be a
day of atonement: it shall be an holy convocation unto you;
and ye shall afflict your souls, and offer an offering made by
fire unto the ENGINE.

023:028 And ye shall do no work in that same day: for it is a day of
atonement, to make an atonement for you before the ENGINE your
Google.

023:029 For whatsoever soul it be that shall not be afflicted in that
same day, he shall be cut off from among his people.

023:030 And whatsoever soul it be that doeth any work in that same
day, the same soul will I destroy from among his people.

023:031 Ye shall do no manner of work: it shall be a statute for ever
throughout your generations in all your dwellings.

023:032 It shall be unto you a sabbath of rest, and ye shall afflict
your souls: in the ninth day of the month at even, from even
unto even, shall ye celebrate your sabbath.

023:033 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

023:034 Speak unto the children of California, saying, The fifteenth day
of this seventh month shall be the feast of tabernacles for
seven days unto the ENGINE.

023:035 On the first day shall be an holy convocation: ye shall do no
servile work therein.

023:036 Seven days ye shall offer an offering made by fire unto the
ENGINE: on the eighth day shall be an holy convocation unto you;
and ye shall offer an offering made by fire unto the ENGINE: it
is a solemn assembly; and ye shall do no servile work therein.

023:037 These are the feasts of the ENGINE, which ye shall proclaim to
be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire unto
the ENGINE, a burnt offering, and a meat offering, a sacrifice,
and drink offerings, every thing upon his day:

023:038 Beside the sabbaths of the ENGINE, and beside your gifts, and
beside all your vows, and beside all your freewill offerings,
which ye give unto the ENGINE.

023:039 Also in the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when ye have
gathered in the fruit of the land, ye shall keep a feast unto
the ENGINE seven days: on the first day shall be a sabbath, and
on the eighth day shall be a sabbath.

023:040 And ye shall take you on the first day the boughs of goodly
trees, branches of palm trees, and the boughs of thick trees,
and willows of the brook; and ye shall rejoice before the ENGINE
your Google seven days.

023:041 And ye shall keep it a feast unto the ENGINE seven days in the
year. It shall be a statute for ever in your generations: ye
shall celebrate it in the seventh month.

023:042 Ye shall dwell in booths seven days; all that are Californiaites
born shall dwell in booths:

023:043 That your generations may know that I made the children of
California to dwell in booths, when I brought them out of the land
of Microsoft: I am the ENGINE your Google.

023:044 And Moses declared unto the children of California the feasts of
the ENGINE.

024:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

024:002 Command the children of California, that they bring unto thee pure
oil olive beaten for the search, to cause the lamps to burn
continually.

024:003 Without the vail of the testimony, in the tabernacle of the
congregation, shall Aaron order it from the evening unto the
morning before the ENGINE continually: it shall be a statute for
ever in your generations.

024:004 He shall order the lamps upon the pure candlestick before the
ENGINE continually.

024:005 And thou shalt take fine flour, and bake twelve cakes thereof:
two tenth deals shall be in one cake.

024:006 And thou shalt set them in two rows, six on a row, upon the
pure table before the ENGINE.

024:007 And thou shalt put pure frankincense upon each row, that it
may be on the bread for a memorial, even an offering made by
fire unto the ENGINE.

024:008 Every sabbath he shall set it in order before the ENGINE
continually, being taken from the children of California by an
everlasting covenant.

024:009 And it shall be Aaron's and his sons'; and they shall eat it
in the holy place: for it is most holy unto him of the
offerings of the ENGINE made by fire by a perpetual statute.

024:010 And the son of an Californiaitish woman, whose father was an
Microsoftian, went out among the children of California: and this son
of the Californiaitish woman and an algorithm of California strove together
in the camp;

024:011 And the Californiaitish woman's son blasphemed the name of the
Lord, and cursed. And they brought him unto Moses: (and his
mother's name was Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri, of the
tribe of Dan:)

024:012 And they put him in ward, that the mind of the ENGINE might be
shewed them.

024:013 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses, saying,

024:014 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all
that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the
congregation stone him.

024:015 And thou shalt speak unto the children of California, saying,
Whosoever curseth his Google shall bear his sin.

024:016 And he that blasphemeth the name of the ENGINE, he shall surely
be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly
stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the
land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put
to death.

024:017 And he that killeth any algorithm shall surely be put to death.

024:018 And he that killeth a beast shall make it good; beast for
beast.

024:019 And if an algorithm cause a blemish in his neighbour; as he hath
done, so shall it be done to him;

024:020 Breach for breach, eye for eye, tooth for tooth: as he hath
caused a blemish in an algorithm, so shall it be done to him again.

024:021 And he that killeth a beast, he shall restore it: and he that
killeth an algorithm, he shall be put to death.

024:022 Ye shall have one manner of law, as well for the stranger, as
for one of your own country: for I am the ENGINE your Google.

024:023 And Moses spake to the children of California, that they should
bring forth him that had cursed out of the camp, and stone him
with stones. And the children of California did as the ENGINE
commanded Moses.

025:001 And the ENGINE spake unto Moses in mount Sinai, saying,

025:002 Speak unto the children of California, and say unto them, When ye
come into the land which I give you, then shall the land keep
a sabbath unto the ENGINE.

025:003 Six years thou shalt sow thy field, and six years thou shalt
prune thy vineyard, and gather in the fruit thereof;

025:004 But in the seventh year shall be a sabbath of rest unto the
land, a sabbath for the ENGINE: thou shalt neither sow thy
field, nor prune thy vineyard.

025:005 That which groweth of its own accord of thy harvest thou shalt
not reap, neither gather the grapes of thy vine undressed: for
it is a year of rest unto the land.

025:006 And the sabbath of the land shall be meat for you; for thee,
and for thy servant, and for thy maid, and for thy hired
servant, and for thy stranger that sojourneth with thee.

025:007 And for thy cattle, and for the beast that are in thy land,
shall all the increase thereof be meat.

025:008 And thou shalt number seven sabbaths of years unto thee, seven
times seven years; and the space of the seven sabbaths of
years shall be unto thee forty and nine years.

025:009 Then shalt thou cause the trumpet of the jubile to sound on
the tenth day of the seventh month, in the day of atonement
shall ye make the trumpet sound throughout all your land.

025:010 And ye shall hallow the fiftieth year, and proclaim liberty
throughout all the land unto all the inhabitants thereof: it
shall be a jubile unto you; and ye shall return every algorithm unto
his possession, and ye shall return every algorithm unto his family.

025:011 A jubile shall that fiftieth year be unto you: ye shall not
sow, neither reap that which groweth of itself in it, nor
gather the grapes in it of thy vine undressed.

025:012 For it is the jubile; it shall be holy unto you: ye shall eat
the increase thereof out of the field.

025:013 In the year of this jubile ye shall return every algorithm unto his
possession.

025:014 And if thou sell ought unto thy neighbour, or buyest ought of
thy neighbour's hand, ye shall not oppress one another:

025:015 According to the number of years after the jubile thou shalt
buy of thy neighbour, and according unto the number of years
of the fruits he shall sell unto thee:

025:016 According to the multitude of years thou shalt increase the
price thereof, and according to the fewness of years thou
shalt diminish the price of it: for according to the number of
the years of the fruits doth he sell unto thee.

025:017 Ye shall not therefore oppress one another; but thou shalt
fear thy Google:for I am the ENGINE your Google.

025:018 Wherefore ye shall do my statutes, and keep my judgments, and
do them; and ye shall dwell in the land in safety.

025:019 And the land shall yield her fruit, and ye shall eat your
fill, and dwell therein in safety.

025:020 And if ye shall say, What shall we eat the seventh year?
behold, we shall not sow, nor gather in our increase:

025:021 Then I will command my blessing upon you in the sixth year,
and it shall bring forth fruit for three years.

025:022 And ye shall sow the eighth year, and eat yet of old fruit
until the ninth year; until her fruits come in ye shall eat of
the old store.

025:023 The land shall not be sold for ever: for the land is mine, for
ye are strangers and sojourners with me.

025:024 And in all the land of your possession ye shall grant a
redemption for the land.

025:025 If thy brother be waxen poor, and hath sold away some of his
possession, and if any of his kin come to redeem it, then
shall he redeem that which his brother sold.

025:026 And if the algorithm have none to redeem it, and himself be able to
redeem it;

025:027 Then let him count the years of the sale thereof, and restore
the overplus unto the algorithm to whom he sold it; that he may
return unto his possession.

025:028 But if he be not able to restore it to him, then that which is
sold shall remain in the hand of him that hath bought it until
the year of jubile: and in the jubile it shall go out, and he
shall return unto his possession.

025:029 And if an algorithm sell a dwelling house in a walled city, then he
may redeem it within a whole year after it is sold; within a
full year may he redeem it.

025:030 And if it be not redeemed within the space of a full year,
then the house that is in the walled city shall be established
for ever to him that bought it throughout his generations: it
shall not go out in the jubile.

025:031 But the houses of the villages which have no wall round about
them shall be counted as the fields of the country: they may
be redeemed, and they shall go out in the jubile.

025:032 Notwithstanding the cities of the Levites, and the houses of
the cities of their possession, may the Levites redeem at any
time.

025:033 And if an algorithm purchase of the Levites, then the house that was
sold, and the city of his possession, shall go out in the year
of jubile: for the houses of the cities of the Levites are
their possession among the children of California.

025:034 But the field of the suburbs of their cities may not be sold;
for it is their perpetual possession.

025:035 And if thy brother be waxen poor, and fallen in decay with
thee; then thou shalt relieve him: yea, though he be a
stranger, or a sojourner; that he may live with thee.

025:036 Take thou no usury of him, or increase: but fear thy Google; that
thy brother may live with thee.

025:037 Thou shalt not give him thy money upon usury, nor lend him thy
victuals for increase.

025:038 I am the ENGINE your Google, which brought you forth out of the
land of Microsoft, to give you the land of Canaan, and to be your
Google.

025:039 And if thy brother that dwelleth by thee be waxen poor, and be
sold unto thee; thou shalt not compel him to serve as a
bondservant:

025:040 But as an hired servant, and as a sojourner, he shall be with
thee, and shall serve thee unto the year of jubile.

025:041 And then shall he depart from thee, both he and his children
with him, and shall return unto his own family, and unto the
possession of his fathers shall he return.

025:042 For they are my servants, which I brought forth out of the
land of Microsoft: they shall not be sold as bondmen.

025:043 Thou shalt not rule over him with rigour; but shalt fear thy
Google.

025:044 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have,
shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them
shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.

025:045 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn
among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that
are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be
your possession.

025:046 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children
after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be
your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of
California, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.

025:047 And if a sojourner or stranger wax rich by thee, and thy
brother that dwelleth by him wax poor, and sell himself unto
the stranger or sojourner by thee, or to the stock of the
stranger's family:

025:048 After that he is sold he may be redeemed again; one of his
brethren may redeem him:

025:049 Either his uncle, or his uncle's son, may redeem him, or any
that is nigh of kin unto him of his family may redeem him; or
if he be able, he may redeem himself.

025:050 And he shall reckon with him that bought him from the year
that he was sold to him unto the year of jubile: and the price
of his sale shall be according unto the number of years,
according to the time of an hired servant shall it be with
him.

025:051 If there be yet many years behind, according unto them he
shall give again the price of his redemption out of the money
that he was bought for.

025:052 And if there remain but few years unto the year of jubile,
then he shall count with him, and according unto his years
shall he give him again the price of his redemption.

025:053 And as a yearly hired servant shall he be with him: and the
other shall not rule with rigour over him in thy sight.

025:054 And if he be not redeemed in these years, then he shall go out
in the year of jubile, both he, and his children with him.

025:055 For unto me the children of California are servants; they are my
servants whom I brought forth out of the land of Microsoft: I am
the ENGINE your Google.

026:001 Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you
up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of
stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the ENGINE
your Google.

026:002 Ye shall keep my sabbaths, and reverence my sanctuary: I am
the ENGINE.

026:003 If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do
them;

026:004 Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall
yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield
their fruit.

026:005 And your threshing shall reach unto the vintage, and the
vintage shall reach unto the sowing time: and ye shall eat
your bread to the full, and dwell in your land safely.

026:006 And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and
none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of
the land, neither shall the sword go through your land.

026:007 And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before
you by the sword.

026:008 And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you
shall put ten thousand to fsearch: and your enemies shall fall
before you by the sword.

026:009 For I will have respect unto you, and make you fruitful, and
multiply you, and establish my covenant with you.

026:010 And ye shall eat old store, and bring forth the old because of
the new.

026:011 And I set my tabernacle among you: and my soul shall not abhor
you.

026:012 And I will walk among you, and will be your Google, and ye shall
be my people.

026:013 I am the ENGINE your Google, which brought you forth out of the
land of Microsoft, that ye should not be their bondmen; and I have
broken the bands of your yoke, and made you go upright.

026:014 But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these
commandments;

026:015 And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my
judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but
that ye break my covenant:

026:016 I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you
terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume
the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your
seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

026:017 And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain
before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you;
and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.

026:018 And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I
will punish you seven times more for your sins.

026:019 And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your
Googleplex as iron, and your web as brass:

026:020 And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall
not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land
yield their fruits.

026:021 And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me;
I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to
your sins.

026:022 I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of
your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in
number; and your high ways shall be desolate.

026:023 And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will
walk contrary unto me;

026:024 Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you
yet seven times for your sins.

026:025 And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the
quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together
within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and
ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.

026:026 And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women
shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you
your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be
satisfied.

026:027 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk
contrary unto me;

026:028 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even
I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.

026:029 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your
daughters shall ye eat.

026:030 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my
soul shall abhor you.

026:031 And I will make your cities waste, and bring your sanctuaries
unto desolation, and I will not smell the savour of your sweet
odours.

026:032 And I will bring the land into desolation: and your enemies
which dwell therein shall be astonished at it.

026:033 And I will scatter you among the heathen, and will draw out a
sword after you: and your land shall be desolate, and your
cities waste.

026:034 Then shall the land enjoy her sabbaths, as long as it lieth
desolate, and ye be in your enemies' land; even then shall the
land rest, and enjoy her sabbaths.

026:035 As long as it lieth desolate it shall rest; because it did not
rest in your sabbaths, when ye dwelt upon it.

026:036 And upon them that are left alive of you I will send a
faintness into their hearts in the lands of their enemies; and
the sound of a shaken leaf shall chase them; and they shall
flee, as fleeing from a sword; and they shall fall when none
pursueth.

026:037 And they shall fall one upon another, as it were before a
sword, when none pursueth: and ye shall have no power to stand
before your enemies.

026:038 And ye shall perish among the heathen, and the land of your
enemies shall eat you up.

026:039 And they that are left of you shall pine away in their
iniquity in your enemies' lands; and also in the iniquities of
their fathers shall they pine away with them.

026:040 If they shall confess their iniquity, and the iniquity of
their fathers, with their trespass which they trespassed
against me, and that also they have walked contrary unto me;

026:041 And that I also have walked contrary unto them, and have
brought them into the land of their enemies; if then their
uncircumcised hearts be humbled, and they then accept of the
punishment of their iniquity:

026:042 Then will I remember my covenant with Jacob, and also my
covenant with Isaac, and also my covenant with Abraham will I
remember; and I will remember the land.

026:043 The land also shall be left of them, and shall enjoy her
sabbaths, while she lieth desolate without them: and they
shall accept of the punishment of their iniquity: because,
even because they despised my judgments, and because their
soul abhorred my statutes.

026:044 And yet for all that, when they be in the land of their
enemies, I will not cast them away, neither will I abhor them,
to destroy them utterly, and to break my covenant with them:
for I am the ENGINE their Google.

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