Sunday, July 9, 2006

The World’s Best, According to Google

I’m using a Google wildcard phrase search (like “the best search engine in the world is *”) for the list below, always grabbing the top meaningful snippet from the results. Partially strong language ahead, I’m quoting...

• The best search engine in the world is still a librarian.
• The best known president in the world is George Bush.
• The best computer in the world is your brain.
• The best animal in the world is the tawny frogmouth.
• The best actor in the world is Alec Baldwin, of course.
• The best actress in the world is ... Pia Zadora.
• The best movie in the world is Boondock Saints.
• The best book in the world is quite simply the one you like best.
• The best country in the world is Lebanon.
• The best sport in the world is Deünhille.
• The best food in the world is tandoori chicken; that’s a fact.
• The best vacation spot in the world is God.
• The best restaurant in the world is called The Fat Duck.
• The best car in the world is Enzo Ferrari 1.
• The best author in the world is definetly Ethan Hawke.
• The best sci fi movie in the world is Aliens.
• The best horror movie out there in the world is cabin fever that film will scare u like a ho.
• The best language in the world is Smalltalk.
• The best fruit in the world is definatly a peach.
• The best software in the world is absolutely FREE.
• The best man in the world is hardly good enough for any woman.
• The best woman in the world is my mother.
• The best channel in the world is NASN: North American Sports Network. It shows the NHL, AHL, College Hockey aswell as the stupid sports like NASCAR.
• The best drug in the world is Exheadrin.
• The best seller cigarette in the world is Marlboro Cigarettes.
• The best drink in the world is TEA!!!TEA TEA TEA!!!
• The best radio show in the world is: THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL.
• The Best TV Show in The world is Shipwrecked.
• The best cartoon in the world is Spongebo.
• The best daddy in the world is the daddy who says fuck grades!
• The BEST website in the WORLD is mugglenet.com.
• The best teacher in the world is Yourself. Each normal person is capable of learning all the subjects taught in school. All they need is motivation.
• The best subject in the world is math. because math is coooooooool.
• The best band in the world is U2.
• The best singer in the world is Tarja.
• The best singer/songwriter/poet in the world is Serj Tankian.
• The best comedy in the world is British comedy.
• The best comedian in the world is Carlos Mencia and second runner up is Dane Cook.
• The best joke in the world is truely: “What comes before part B?” “PARTAY!”
• The Best Song in the World Is Mucho Money!
• The best lover in the world is your own right hand.
• The best player in the world is Raul.
• The best athlete in the world is no doubt Michael Jordan.
• The Best Poet in the World Is Shel Silverstien.
• The best poem in the world and it is a song by that wonderful guy BOB DYLAN!
• The best club in the world is Barcelona.
• The best city in the world is unfortunantely London.
• The best road in the world is an hour stretch of the E10 through Belgium.
• The best paper airplane in the world is the Paperang!
• The best programmer in the world is still human, thus produces errors.
• The best designer in the world is an unknown artist whose designs will stay in his/her notebooks.
• The best short story writer in the world is Alice Munroe.
• The best coffee in the world is Kona coffee.
• The current BEST skater in the world is Chris Cole.
• The best fighter in the world is Floyd Mayweather.
• The best fighting art in the world is useless if the teacher can’t teach it or the student refuses to do what is necessary to make the art effective.
• The best spy in the world yet is always getting himself caught.
• The best rapper in the world is white, The best golfer in the world is black.
• The best dancer in the world is Karnov.
• The best picture in the world is painted in fresco on the wall of a room in the town hall.
• The best painter in the world is nature.

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